I nodded assent.

“But you found it did you no good. The better your machines, the harder

you worked. The more things you had the more you wanted. The pace of

life grew swifter and swifter. You cried out, but it would not stop.

You were all caught in the cogs of your own machine. None of you could

see the end.”

“That is quite true,” I said. “How do you know it all?”

“Oh,” answered the Man in Asbestos, “that part of my education was very

well operated—I see you do not know what I mean. Never mind, I can tell

you that later. Well, then, there came, probably almost two hundred

years after your time, the Era of the Great Conquest of Nature, the

final victory of Man and Machinery.”

“They did conquer it?” I asked quickly, with a thrill of the old hope

in my veins again.

“Conquered it,” he said, “beat it out! Fought it to a standstill!

Things came one by one, then faster and faster, in a hundred years it

was all done. In fact, just as soon as mankind turned its energy to

decreasing its needs instead of increasing its desires, the whole thing

was easy. Chemical Food came first. Heavens! the simplicity of it. And

in your time thousands of millions of people tilled and grubbed at the

soil from morning till night. I’ve seen specimens of them—farmers, they

called them. There’s one in the museum. After the invention of Chemical

Food we piled up enough in the emporiums in a year to last for

centuries. Agriculture went overboard. Eating and all that goes with

it, domestic labour, housework—all ended. Nowadays one takes a

concentrated pill every year or so, that’s all. The whole digestive

apparatus, as you knew it, was a clumsy thing that had been bloated up

like a set of bagpipes through the evolution of its use!”

I could not forbear to interrupt. “Have you and these people,” I said,

“no stomachs—no apparatus?”

“Of course we have,” he answered, “but we use it to some purpose. Mine

is largely filled with my education—but there! I am anticipating again.

Better let me go on as I was. Chemical Food came first: that cut off

almost one-third of the work, and then came Asbestos Clothes. That was

wonderful! In one year humanity made enough suits to last for ever and

ever. That, of course, could never have been if it hadn’t been

connected with the revolt of women and the fall of Fashion.”

“Have the Fashions gone,” I asked, “that insane, extravagant idea of—”

I was about to launch into one of my old-time harangues about the sheer

vanity of decorative dress, when my eye rested on the moving figures in

asbestos, and I stopped.

“All gone,” said the Man in Asbestos. “Then next to that we killed, or

practically killed, the changes of climate. I don’t think that in your

day you properly understood how much of your work was due to the shifts

of what you called the weather. It meant the need of all kinds of

special clothes and houses and shelters, a wilderness of work. How

dreadful it must have been in your day—wind and storms, great wet

masses—what did you call them?—clouds—flying through the air, the ocean

full of salt, was it not?—tossed and torn by the wind, snow thrown all

over everything, hail, rain—how awful!”

“Sometimes,” I said, “it was very beautiful. But how did you alter it?”

“Killed the weather!” answered the Man in Asbestos. “Simple as

anything—turned its forces loose one against the other, altered the

composition of the sea so that the top became all more or less

gelatinous. I really can’t explain it, as it is an operation that I

never took at school, but it made the sky grey, as you see it, and the

sea gum-coloured, the weather all the same. It cut out fuel and houses

and an infinity of work with them!”

He paused a moment. I began to realise something of the course of

evolution that had happened.

“So,” I said, “the conquest of nature meant that presently there was no

more work to do?”

“Exactly,” he said, “nothing left.”

“Food enough for all?”

“Too much,” he answered.

“Houses and clothes?”

“All you like,” said the Man in Asbestos, waving his hand. “There they

are. Go out and take them. Of course, they’re falling down— slowly,

very slowly. But they’ll last for centuries yet, nobody need bother.”

Then I realised, I think for the first time, just what work had meant

in the old life, and how much of the texture of life itself had been

bound up in the keen effort of it.

Presently my eyes looked upward: dangling at the top of a moss-grown

building I saw what seemed to be the remains of telephone wires.

“What became of all that,” I said, “the telegraph and the telephone and

all the system of communication?”

“Ah,” said the Man in Asbestos, “that was what a telephone meant, was

it? I knew that it had been suppressed centuries ago. Just what was it

for?”

“Why,” I said with enthusiasm, “by means of the telephone we could talk

to anybody, call up anybody, and talk at any distance.”

“And anybody could call you up at any time and talk?” said the Man in

Asbestos, with something like horror. “How awful! What a dreadful age

yours was, to be sure. No, the telephone and all the rest of it, all

the transportation and intercommunication was cut out and forbidden.

There was no sense in it. You see,” he added, “what you don’t realise

is that people after your day became gradually more and more

reasonable. Take the railroad, what good was that? It brought into

every town a lot of people from every other town. Who wanted them?

Nobody. When work stopped and commerce ended, and food was needless,

and the weather killed, it was foolish to move about. So it was all

terminated. Anyway,” he said, with a quick look of apprehension and a

change in his voice, “it was dangerous!”

“So!” I said. “Dangerous! You still have danger?”

“Why, yes,” he said, “there’s always the danger of getting broken.”

“What do you mean,” I asked.

“Why,” said the Man in Asbestos, “I suppose it’s what you would call

being dead. Of course, in one sense there’s been no death for centuries

past; we cut that out. Disease and death were simply a matter of germs.

We found them one by one. I think that even in your day you had found

one or two of the easier, the bigger ones?”

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