Chapter II.--ENGLISH DIPLOMACIES ABROAD, IN PROSPECT OF A FRENCH WAR.

Britannic Majesty, I know not at what date, but before the launching of

that poor Braddock thunder-bolt, much more after the tragic explosion it

made, had felt that French War was nearly inevitable, and also that the

French method would be, as heretofore, to attack Hanover, and wound

him in that tender part. There goes on, accordingly, a lively Foreign

Diplomatizing, on his Majesty's part, at present,--in defect, almost

total, of Domestic Preparation, military and other;--Majesty and

Ministers expecting salvation from abroad, as usual. Military

preparation does lag at a shameful rate: but, on the other hand,

there is a great deal of pondering, really industrious considering and

contriving, about Foreign Allies, and their subsidies and engagements.

That step, for example, the questionable Seizure of the French Ships

WITHOUT Declaration of War, was a contrivance by diplomatic Heads (of

bad quality): "Seize their ships," said some bad Head, after meditating;

"put their ships in SEQUESTRATION, till they do us justice. If they

won't, and go to War,--then THEY are the Aggressors, not we; and our

Allies have to send their auxiliary quotas, as per contract!" So the

Ships were seized; held in sequestration, "till many of the cargoes

(being perishable goods, some even fish) rotted." [Smollett's _History

of England; _&c. &c.] And in return, as will be seen, not one auxiliary

came to hand: so that the diplomatic Head had his rotted cargoes, and

much public obloquy, for his pains. Not a fortunate stroke of business,

that!--

Britannic Majesty, on applying at Vienna (through Keith, Sir or Mr.

Robert Keith, the FIRST Excellency of that name, for there are two, a

father and a son, both Vienna Excellencies), was astonished to learn

That, in such event of an Aggression, even on Hanover, there was no

co-operation to be looked for here. Altogether cold on that subject, her

Imperial Majesty seems; regardless of Excellency Keith's remonstrances

and urgencies; and, in the end, is flatly negatory: "Cannot do it, your

Excellency; times so perilous, bad King of Prussia so minatory,"--not

to mention, SOTTO VOCE that we have turned on our axis, and the wind

(thanks to Kaunitz) no longer hits us on the same cheek as formerly!

"Cannot? Will not?" Britannic Majesty may well stare, wide-eyed;

remembering such gigantic Subsidizings and Alcides Labors, Dettingens,

Fontenoys, on the per-contra side. But so stands the fact: "No help from

an ungrateful Vienna;--quick, then, seek elsewhere!" And Hanbury and the

Continental British Excellencies have to bestir themselves as they never

did. Especially Hanbury; who is directed upon Russia,--whom alone of

these Excellencies it is worth while to follow for a moment. Russia,

on fair subsidy, yielded us a 35,000 last War (willingly granted, most

useful, though we had no fighting out of them, mere terror of them being

enough): beyond all things, let Hanbury do his best in Russia!

Hanbury, cheerfully confident, provides himself with the requisites,

store of bribe-money as the chief;--at Warsaw withal, he picks up one

Poniatowski (airy sentimental coxcomb, rather of dissolute habits,

handsomest and windiest of young Polacks): "Good for a Lover to the

Grand-Duchess, this one!" thinks Hanbury. Which proved true, and had its

uses for Hanbury;--Grand-Duchess and Grand-Duke (Catherine and Peter,

whom we saw wedded twelve years ago, Heirs-Apparent of this Russian

Chaos) being an abstrusely situated pair of Spouses; well capable of

something political, in private ways, in such a scene of affairs; and

Catherine, who is an extremely clever creature, being out of a lover

just now. A fine scene for the Diplomatist, this Russia at present.

Nowhere in the world can you do so much with bribery; quite a standing

item, and financial necessary-of-life to Officials of the highest rank

there, as Hanbury well knows. [His Letters (in Raumer), PASSIM.] That

of Poniatowski proved, otherwise too, a notable stroke of Hanbury's; and

shot the poor Polish Coxcomb aloft into tragic altitudes, on the sudden,

as we all know!

Hanbury's immense dexterities, and incessant labors at Petersburg, shall

lie hidden in the slop-pails: it is enough to say, his guineas, his

dexterities and auxiliary Poniatowskis did prevail; and he triumphantly

signed his Treaty (Petersburg, 30th September) "Subsidy-Treaty for

55,000 men, 15,000 of them cavalry," not to speak of "40 to 50 galleys"

and the like; "to attack whomsoever Britannic Majesty bids: annual cost

a mere 500,000 pounds while on service; 100,000 pounds while waiting."

[In _Adelung,_ vii. 609.] And, what is more, and what our readers are to

mark, the 55,000 begin on the instant to assemble,--along the Livonian

Frontier or Lithuanian, looking direct into Preussen. Diligently

rendezvousing there; 55,000 of them, nay gradually 70,000; no stinginess

in the Czarina to her Ally of England. A most triumphant thing, thinks

Hanbury: Could another of you have done it? Signed, ready for ratifying,

30th September, 1755 (bad Braddock news not hindering);--and before it

is ratified (this also let readers mark), the actual Troops getting on

march.

Hanbury's masterpiece, surely; a glorious triumph in the circumstances,

and a difficult, thinks Hanbury. Had Hanbury seen the inside of the

cards, as readers have, he would not have thought it so triumphant. For

years past,--especially since that "Fundamental maxim, May 14th-15th,

1753," which we heard of,--the Czarina's longings had been fixed. And

here now--scattering money from both hands of it, and wooing us with

diplomatic finessings--is the Fulfilment come! "Opportunity" upon

Preussen; behold it here.

The Russian Senate again holds deliberation; declares (on the heel of

this Hanbury Treaty), "in October, 1755," what we read above, That its

Anti-Prussian intentions are--truculent indeed. And it is the common

talk in Petersburg society, through Winter, what a dose the ambitious

King of Prussia has got brewed for him, [MEMOIRE RAISONNE (in

_Gesammelte Nachrichten _), i. 429, &c.] out of Russian indignation

and resources, miraculously set afloat by English guineas. A triumphant

Hanbury, for the time being,--though a tragical enough by and by!

THE TRIUMPHANT HANBURY TREATY BECOMES, ITSELF, NOTHING OR LESS;--BUT

PRODUCES A FRIEDRICH TREATY, FOLLOWED BY RESULTS WHICH SURPRISE

EVERYBODY.

King Friedrich's outlooks, on this consummation, may well seem to him

critical. The sore longing of an infuriated Czarina is now let loose,

and in a condition to fulfil itself! To Friedrich these Petersburg news

are no secret; nor to him are the Petersburg private intentions a thing

that can be doubted. Apart from the Menzel-Weingarten revelations, as

we noticed once, it appears the Grand-Duke Peter (a great admirer

of Friedrich, poor confused soul) had himself thrice-secretly warned

Friedrich, That the mysterious Combination, Russia in the van, would

attack him next Spring;--"not Weingarten that betrayed our GRAND

MYSTERE; from first hand, that was done!" said Excellency Peubla,

on quitting Berlin not long after. [Cogniazzo, _Gestandnisse eines

OEsterreichischen Veterans _(as cited above), i. 225. "September 16th,

1756," Peubla left Berlin (Rodenbeck, i. 298),--three months after

Weingarten's disappearance.] The Grand Mystery is not uncertain to

Friedrich; and it may well be very formidable,--coupled with those

Braddock explosions, Seizures of French ships, and English-French War

imminent, and likely to become a general European one; which are the

closing prospects of 1755. The French King he reckons not to be well

disposed to him; their old Treaty of "twelve years" (since 1744) is just

about running out. Not friendly, the French King, owing to little rubs

that have been; still less the Pompadour;--though who could guess how

implacable she was at "not being known (NE LA CONNAIS PAS)"! At Vienna,

he is well aware, the humor towards him is mere cannibalism in refined

forms. But most perilous of all, most immediately perilous, is the

implacable Czarina, set afloat upon English guineas!

With a hope, as is credibly surmised, that the English might soothe or

muzzle this implacable Czarina, Friedrich, directly after Hanbury's feat

in Petersburg, applied at London, with an Offer which was very tempting

there: "Suppose your Britannic Majesty would make, with me, an express

'NEUTRALITY CONVENTION;' mutual Covenant to keep the German Reich

entirely free of this War now threatening to break out? To attack

jointly, and sweep home again with vigor, any and every Armed Non-German

setting foot on the German soil!" An offer most welcome to the Heads of

Opposition, the Pitts and others of that Country; who wish dear Hanover

safe enough (safe in Davy-Jones's locker, if that would do); but are

tired of subsidizing, and fighting and tumulting, all the world over,

for that high end. So that Friedrich's Proposal is grasped at; and after

a little manipulation, the thing is actually concluded.

By no means much manipulation, both parties being willing. There was

uncommonly rapid surgery of any little difficulties and discrepancies;

rapid closure, instant salutary stitching together of that long

unhealable Privateer Controversy, as the main item: "20,000 pounds

allowed to Prussia for Prussian damages; and to England, from the other

side, the remainder of Silesiau Debt, painfully outstanding for two

or three years back, is to be paid off at once;"--and in this way

such "NEUTRALITY CONVENTION OF PRUSSIA WITH ENGLAND" comes forth as a

Practical Fact upon mankind. Done at Westminster, 16th January, 1756.

The stepping-stone, as it proved, to a closer Treaty of the same date

next Year; of which we shall hear a great deal. The stepping-stone,

in fact, to many large things;--and to the ruin of our late

"Russian-Subsidy Treaty" (Hanbury's masterpiece), for one small thing.

"That is a Treaty signed, sure enough," answer they of St. James's; "and

we will be handsome about it to her Czarish Majesty; but as to RATIFYING

it, in its present form,--of course, never!"

What a clap of thunder to Excellency Hanbury; his masterpiece found

suddenly a superfluity, an incommodity! The Orthodox English course now

is, "No foreign soldiers at all to be allowed in Germany;" and there

are the 55,000 tramping on with such alacrity. "We cannot ratify that

Treaty, Excellency Hanbury," writes the Majesty's Ministry, in a tone

not of gratitude: "you must turn it some other way!" A terrible blow to

Hanbury, who had been expecting gratitude without end. And now, try how

he might, there was no turning it another way; this, privately, and

this only, being the Czarina's own way. A Czarina obstinate to a degree;

would not consent, even when they made her the liberal offer, "Keep your

55,000 at home; don't attack the King of Prussia with them; you shall

have your Subsidy all the same!" "No, I won't!" answered she,--to

Hanbury's amazement. Hanbury had not read the Weingarten-Menzel

Documents;--what double double of toil and trouble might Hanbury have

saved himself and others, could he have read them!

Hanbury could not, still less could the Majesty's Ministry, surmise the

Czarina's secret at all, now or for a good while coming. And in fact,

poor Hanbury, busy as a Diplomatic bee, never did more good in Russia,

or out of it. By direction of the Majesty's Ministry, Hanbury still

tried industriously, cash in both hands; tried various things: "Assuage

the Czarina's mind; reconcile her to King Friedrich;"--all in vain.

"Unite Austria, Russia and England, can't you, then?--in a Treaty

against the Designs of France:" how very vain! Then, at a later stage,

"Get us the Czarina to mediate between Prussia and Austria" (so

very possible to sleek them down into peace, thought Majesty's

Ministry):--and unwearied Hanbury, cunning eloquence on his lips, and

money in both hands, tries again, and ever again, for many months. And

in the way of making ropes from sand, it must be owned there never was

such twisting and untwisting, as that appointed Hanbury. Who in fact

broke his heart by it;--and died mad, by his own hand, before long.

[Hanbury's "Life" (in _Works, _vol. iii.) gives sad account.] Poor soul,

after all!--Here are some Russian Notices from him (and he has many

curious, not pertinent here), which are still worth gleaning.

PETERSBURG, 2d OCTOBER, 1755.... "The health of the Empress [Czarina

Elizabeth, CATIN DU NORD, age now forty-five] is bad. She is affected

with spitting of blood, shortness of breath, constant coughing, swelled

legs and water on the chest; yet she danced a minuet with me," lucky

Hanbury. "There is great fermentation at Court. Peter [Grand-Duke Peter]

does not conceal his enmity to the Schuwalofs [paramours of CATIN,

old and new]; Catherine [Grand-Duchess, who at length has an Heir,

unbeautiful Czar Paul that will be, and "miscarriages" not a few] is

on good terms with Bestuchef" (corruptiblest brute of a Chancellor ever

known, friend to England by England's giving him 10,000 pounds, and the

like trifles, pretty frequently; Friedrich's enemy, chiefly from defect

of that operation)--she is "on good terms with Bestuchef. I think it

my duty to inform the King [great George, who will draw his prognostics

from it] of my observations upon her; which I can the better do, as I

often have conversations with her for hours together, as at supper my

rank places me always next to her," twice-lucky Hanbury.

"Since her coming to this Country, she has, by every method in her

power, endeavored to gain the affections of the Nation: she applied

herself with diligence to study their language; and speaks it at

present, as the Russians tell me, in the greatest perfection. She has

also succeeded in her other aim; for she is esteemed and beloved here

in a high degree. Her person is very advantageous, and her manners very

captivating. She has great knowledge of this Empire; and makes it her

only study. She has parts; and Great-Chancellor [brute Bestuchef] tells

me that nobody has more steadiness and resolution. She has, of late,

openly declared herself to me in respect of the King of Prussia;"--hates

him a good deal, "natural and formidable enemy of Russia;" "heart

certainly the worst in the world [and so on; but will see better by and

by, having eyes of her own]:--she never mentions the King of England but

with the utmost respect and highest regard; is thoroughly sensible of

the utility of the union between England and Russia; always calls his

Majesty the Empress's best and greatest Ally [so much of nourishment in

him withal, as in a certain web-footed Chief of Birds, reckoned chief by

some]; and hopes he will also give his friendship and protection to the

Grand-Duke and herself.--As for the Grand-Duke, he is weak and violent;

but his confidence in the Grand-Duchess is so great, that sometimes he

tells people, that though he does not understand things himself, his

Wife understands everything. Should the Empress, as I fear, soon die,

the Government will quietly devolve on them." [Hanbury's Despatch,

"October 2d, 1755" (Raumer, pp. 223-225); Subsidy Treaty still at its

floweriest.]

Catherine's age is twenty-six gone; her Peter's twenty-seven: one of

the cleverest young Ladies in the world, and of the stoutest-hearted,

clearest-eyed;--yoked to a young Gentleman much the reverse. Thank

Hanbury for this glimpse of them, most intricately situated Pair; who

may concern us a little in the sequel.--And, in justice to poor Hanover,

the sad subject-matter of Excellency Hanbury's Problems and Futilities

in Russia and elsewhere, let us save this other Fraction by a very

different hand; and close that Hanbury scene:--

"Friedrich himself was so dangerous," says the Constitutional Historian

once: "Friedrich, in alliance with France, how easy for him to catch

Hanover by the throat at a week's notice, throw a death-noose round the

throat of poor Hanover, and hand the same to France for tightening

at discretion! Poor Hanover indeed; she reaps little profit from her

English honors: what has she had to do with these Transatlantic Colonies

of England? An unfortunate Country, if the English would but think;

liable to be strangled at any time, for England's quarrels: the

Achilles'-heel to invulnerable England; a sad function for Hanover,

if it be a proud one, and amazingly lucrative to some Hanoverians. The

Country is very dear to his Britannic Majesty in one sense, very dear to

Britain in another! Nay Germany itself, through Hanover, is to be torn

up by War for Transatlantic interests,--out of which she does not even

get good Virginia tobacco, but grows bad of her own. No more concern

than the Ring of Saturn with these over-sea quarrels; and can, through

Hanover, be torn to pieces by War about them. Such honor to give a King

to the British Nation, in a strait for one; and such profit coming of

it:--we hope all sides are grateful for the blessings received!"

THERE HAS BEEN A COUNTER-TREATY GOING ON AT VERSAILLES IN THE INTERIM;

WHICH HEREUPON STARTS OUT, AND TUMBLES THE WHOLLY ASTONISHED EUROPEAN

DIPLOMACIES HEELS-OVER-HEAD.

To expectant mankind, especially to Vienna and Versailles, this

Britannic-Prussian Treaty was a great surprise. And indeed it proved the

signal of a general System of New Treaties all round. The first

signal, in fact,--though by no means the first cause,--of a total

circumgyration, summerset, or tumble heels-over-head in the Political

relations of Europe altogether, which ensued thereupon; miraculous,

almost as the Earthquake at Lisbon, to the Gazetteer, and Diplomatic

mind, and incomprehensible for long years after. First signal we say, by

no means that it was the first cause, or indeed that it was a cause at

all,--the thing being determined elsewhere long before; ever since 1753,

when Kaunitz left it ready, waiting only its time.

Kaiser Franz, they say, when (probably during those Keith urgencies)

the joining with France and turning against poor Britannic Majesty

was proposed in Council at Vienna, opened his usually silent lips; and

opined with emphasis against such a course, no Kaunitz or creature able

to persuade Kaiser Franz that good would come of it;--though, finding

Sovereign Lady and everybody against him, he held his peace again. And

returned to his private banking operations, which were more extensive

than ever, from the new troubles rising. "Lent the Empress-Queen, always

on solid securities," says Friedrich, "large sums, from time to time, in

those Wars; dealt in Commissariat stores to right and left; we ourselves

had most of our meal from him this year." [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ iv.

8.] Kaiser Franz was, and continued, of the old way of thinking; but

consummate Kaunitz, and the High Lady's fixed passion for her Schlesien,

had changed everybody else. The ulterior facts are as follows,

abbreviated to the utmost.

September 22d, 1755, a few days before Hanbury's Subsidy-feat at

Petersburg, which took such a whirl for Hanbury, there had met for the

first time at Versailles, more especially at Babiole, Pleasure-House

of the Pompadour, a most Select Committee of Three Persons: Graf von

Stahremberg, Austrian Ambassador; Pompadour herself; and a certain

infinitely elegant Count and Reverence de Bernis (beautiful

Clerico-Mundane Gentleman, without right Benefice hitherto, but much

in esteem with the Pompadour);--for deepest practical consideration

in regard to closure of a French-Austrian Alliance. Reverend Count

(subsequently Cardinal) de Bernis has sense in Diplomacy; has his

experiences in Secular Diplomatic matters; a soft-going cautious man,

not yet official, but tending that way: whom the Pompadour has brought

with her as henchman, or unghostly counsellor, in this intricate

Adventure.

Stahremberg, instructed from home, has no hesitation; nor has Pompadour

herself, remembering that insolent "JE NE LA CONNAIS PAS," and the

per-contra "MA COUSINE," "PRINCESSE ET SOEUR:"--but Bernis, I suppose,

looks into the practical difficulties; which are probably very

considerable, to the Official French eye, in the present state of Europe

and of the public mind. From September 22d, or autumnal equinox, 1755,

onward to this Britannic-Prussian phenomenon of January, 1756,

the Pompadour Conclave has been sitting,--difficulties, no doubt,

considerable. I will give only the dates, having myself no interest in

such a Committee at Babiole; but the dates sufficiently betoken that

there were intricacies, conflicts between the new and the old. Hitherto

the axiom always was, "Prussia the Adjunct and Satellite of France:" now

to be entirely reversed, you say?

JULY, 1755, that is two months before this Babiole Committee met, a Duc

de Nivernois, respectable intelligent dilettante French Nobleman,

had been named as Ambassador to Friedrich, "Go, you respectable wise

Nivernois, Nobleman of Letters so called; try and retain Friedrich for

us, as usual!" And now, on meeting of the Babiole Committee, Nivernois

does not go; lingers, saddled and bridled, till the very end of the

Year; arrives in Berlin January 12th, 1756. Has his First

Audience January 14th; a man highly amiable to Friedrich; but with

proposals,--wonderful indeed.

The French, this good while back, are in no doubt about War with

England, a right hearty War; and have always expected to retain Prussia

as formerly,--though rather on singular terms. Some time ago, for

instance, M. de Rouille, War-Minister, requested Knyphausen, Prussian

Envoy at Paris: "Suggest to your King's Majesty what plunder there is at

Hanover. Perfectly at liberty to keep it all, if he will plunder Hanover

for us!" [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ iv. 29.] Pleasant message to the proud

King; who answered with the due brevity, to the purport, "Silence,

Sir!"--with didactic effects on the surprised Rouille. Who now mends his

proposal; though again in a remarkable way. Instructs Nivernois, namely,

"To offer King Friedrich the Island of Tobago, if he will renew Treaty,

and take arms for us. Island of Tobago (a deserted, litigated, but

pretty Island, were it ever ours), will not that entice this King,

intent on Commerce?" Friedrich, who likes Nivernois and his polite ways,

answers quizzingly: "Island of Tobago? Island of Barataria your Lordship

must be meaning; Island of which I cannot be the Sancho Panza!" [Ib.

31.] And Nivernois found he must not mention Tobago again.

For the rest, Friedrich made no secret of his English Treaty; showed it

with all frankness to Nivernois, in all points: "Is there, can the most

captious allege that there is, anything against France in it. My one

wish and aim, that of Peace for myself: judge!" Nivernois stayed till

March; but seems to have had, of definite, only Tobago and good words;

so that nothing farther came of him, and there was no Renewal of

Treaty then or after. Thus, in his third month (March, 1756), practical

Nivernois was recalled, without result;--instead of whom fat Valori was

sent; privately intending "to do nothing but observe, in Berlin." From

all which, we infer that the Babiole Committee now saw land; and that

Bernis himself had decided in the affirmative: "Austria, not Prussia;

yes, Madame!" To the joy of Madame and everybody. For, it is incredible,

say all witnesses, what indignation broke out in Paris when Friedrich

made this new "defection," so they termed it; revolt from his Liege Lord

(who had been so exemplary to him on former occasions!), and would not

bite at Tobago when offered. So that the Babiole Committee went on,

henceforth, with flowing sea; and by Mayday (1st MAY, 1756) brought

out its French-Austrian Treaty in a completed state. "To stand by one

another," like Castor and Pollux, in a manner; "24,000, reciprocally,

to be ready on demand;" nay I think something of "subsidies" withal,--TO

Austria, of course. But the particulars are not worth giving; the

Performance, thanks to a zealous Pompadour, having quite outrun the

Stipulation, and left it practically out of sight, when the push came.

Our Constitutional Historian may shadow the rest:--

"France and England going to War in these sad circumstances, and France

and Austria being privately prepared [by Kaunitz and others] to swear

everlasting friendship on the occasion, instead of everlasting enmity

as heretofore; unexpected changes, miraculous to the Gazetteers, became

inevitable;--nothing less, in short, than explosion or topsy-turvying

of the old Diplomatic-Political Scheme of Europe. Old dance of

the Constellations flung heels-over-head on the sudden; and much

pirouetting, jigging, setting, before they could change partners, and

continue their august dance again, whether in War or Peace. No end to

the industrious wonder of the Gazetteer mind, to the dark difficulties

of the Diplomatic. What bafflings, agonistic shufflings, impotent

gazings into the dark; what seductive fiddling, and being fiddled to!

A most sad function of Humanity, if sometimes an inevitable one; which

ought surely at all times to be got over as briefly as possible. To be

written of, especially, with a maximum of brevity; human nature being

justly impatient of talk about it, beyond the strictly needful."

Most true it is, and was most miraculous, though now quite forgotten

again, Political Europe had to make a complete whirl-round on that

occasion. And not in a day, and merely saying to itself, "Let me do

summerset!" as idle readers suppose,--but with long months of agonistic

shuffle and struggle in all places, and such Diplomatic fiddling and

being fiddled to, as seldom was before. Of which, these two instances,

the Bernis and the Hanbury, are to serve as specimen; two and no more:

a universe of extinct fiddling compressed into two nutshells, if readers

have an ear.

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