Prophets have honour all over the Earth,
Except in the village where they were born,
Where such as knew them boys from birth
Nature-ally hold 'em in scorn.
When Prophets are naughty and young and vain,
They make a won'erful grievance of it;
(You can see by their writings how they complain),
But Oh, 'tis won'erful good for the Prophet!
There's nothing Nineveh Town can give
(Nor being swallowed by whales between),
Makes up for the place where a man's folk live,
That don't care nothing what he has been.
He might ha' been that, or he might ha' been this,
But they love and they hate him for what he is.
A rainy afternoon drove Dan and Una over to play pirates in the Little
Mill. If you don't mind rats on the rafters and oats in your shoes,
the mill-attic, with its trap-doors and inscriptions on beams about
floods and sweethearts, is a splendid place. It is lighted by a
foot-square window, called Duck Window, that looks across to Little
Lindens Farm, and the spot where Jack Cade was killed.
When they had climbed the attic ladder (they called it 'the mainmast
tree', out of the ballad of Sir Andrew Barton, and Dan 'swarved it with
might and main', as the ballad says) they saw a man sitting on Duck
Window-sill. He was dressed in a plum-coloured doublet and tight
plum-coloured hose, and he drew busily in a red-edged book.
'Sit ye! Sit ye!' Puck cried from a rafter overhead. 'See what it is
to be beautiful! Sir Harry Dawe--pardon, Hal--says I am the very image
of a head for a gargoyle.'
The man laughed and raised his dark velvet cap to the children, and his
grizzled hair bristled out in a stormy fringe. He was old--forty at
least--but his eyes were young, with funny little wrinkles all round
them. A satchel of embroidered leather hung from his broad belt, which
looked interesting.
'May we see?' said Una, coming forward.
'Surely--sure-ly!' he said, moving up on the window-seat, and returned
to his work with a silver-pointed pencil. Puck sat as though the grin
were fixed for ever on his broad face, while they watched the quick,
certain fingers that copied it. Presently the man took a reed pen from
his satchel, and trimmed it with a little ivory knife, carved in the
semblance of a fish. 'Oh, what a beauty!' cried Dan.
''Ware fingers! That blade is perilous sharp. I made it myself of the
best Low Country cross-bow steel. And so, too, this fish. When his
back-fin travels to his tail--so--he swallows up the blade, even as the
whale swallowed Gaffer Jonah ... Yes, and that's my inkhorn. I made
the four silver saints round it. Press Barnabas's head. It opens, and
then--'He dipped the trimmed pen, and with careful boldness began to
put in the essential lines of Puck's rugged face, that had been but
faintly revealed by the silver-point.
The children gasped, for it fairly leaped from the page.
As he worked, and the rain fell on the tiles, he talked--now clearly,
now muttering, now breaking off to frown or smile at his work. He told
them he was born at Little Lindens Farm, and his father used to beat
him for drawing things instead of doing things, till an old priest
called Father Roger, who drew illuminated letters in rich people's
books, coaxed the parents to let him take the boy as a sort of
painter's apprentice. Then he went with Father Roger to Oxford, where
he cleaned plates and carried cloaks and shoes for the scholars of a
College called Merton.
'Didn't you hate that?' said Dan after a great many other questions.
'I never thought on't. Half Oxford was building new colleges or
beautifying the old, and she had called to her aid the master-craftsmen
of all Christendie--kings in their trade and honoured of Kings. I knew
them. I worked for them: that was enough. No wonder--' He stopped
and laughed.
'You became a great man, Hal,' said Puck.
'They said so, Robin. Even Bramante said so.'
'Why? What did you do?' Dan asked.
The artist looked at him queerly. 'Things in stone and such, up and
down England. You would not have heard of 'em. To come nearer home, I
rebuilded this little St Barnabas' church of ours. It cost me more
trouble and sorrow than aught I've touched in my life. But 'twas a
sound lesson.'
'Um,' said Dan. 'We've had lessons this morning.'
'I'll not afflict ye, lad,' said Hal, while Puck roared. 'Only 'tis
strange to think how that little church was rebuilt, re-roofed, and
made glorious, thanks to some few godly Sussex ironmasters, a Bristow
sailor lad, a proud ass called Hal o' the Draft because, d'you see, he
was always drawing and drafting; and'--he dragged the words
slowly--'and a Scotch pirate.'
'Pirate?' said Dan. He wriggled like a hooked fish.
'Even that Andrew Barton you were singing of on the stair just now.'
He dipped again in the inkwell, and held his breath over a sweeping
line, as though he had forgotten everything else.
'Pirates don't build churches, do they?' said Dan. 'Or do they?'
'They help mightily,' Hal laughed. 'But you were at your lessons this
morn, Jack Scholar.'
'Oh, pirates aren't lessons. It was only Bruce and his silly old
spider,' said Una. 'Why did Sir Andrew Barton help you?' 'I question
if he ever knew it,' said Hal, twinkling. 'Robin, how a' mischief's
name am I to tell these innocents what comes of sinful pride?'
'Oh, we know all about that,' said Una pertly. 'If you get too
beany--that's cheeky--you get sat upon, of course.'
Hal considered a moment, pen in air, and Puck said some long words.
'Aha! that was my case too,' he cried. 'Beany--you say--but certainly
I did not conduct myself well. I was proud of--of such things as
porches--a Galilee porch at Lincoln for choice--proud of one
Torrigiano's arm on my shoulder, proud of my knighthood when I made the
gilt scroll-work for the Sovereign--our King's ship. But Father Roger
sitting in Merton College Library, he did not forget me. At the top of
my pride, when I and no other should have builded the porch at Lincoln,
he laid it on me with a terrible forefinger to go back to my Sussex
clays and rebuild, at my own charges, my own church, where us Dawes
have been buried for six generations. "Out! Son of my Art!" said he.
"Fight the Devil at home ere you call yourself a man and a craftsman."
And I quaked, and I went... How's yon, Robin?' He flourished the
finished sketch before Puck.
'Me! Me past peradventure,' said Puck, smirking like a man at a
mirror. 'Ah, see! The rain has took off! I hate housen in daylight.'
'Whoop! Holiday!' cried Hal, leaping up. 'Who's for my Little
Lindens? We can talk there.'
They tumbled downstairs, and turned past the dripping willows by the
sunny mill-dam.
'Body o' me,' said Hal, staring at the hop-garden, where the hops were
just ready to blossom. 'What are these? Vines? No, not vines, and
they twine the wrong way to beans.' He began to draw in his ready book.
'Hops. New since your day,' said Puck. 'They're an herb of Mars, and
their flowers dried flavour ale. We say--
'Turkeys, Heresy, Hops, and Beer
Came into England all in one year.'
'Heresy I know. I've seen Hops--God be praised for their beauty! What
is your Turkis?'
The children laughed. They knew the Lindens turkeys, and as soon as
they reached Lindens orchard on the hill the full flock charged at them.
Out came Hal's book at once. 'Hoity-toity!' he cried. 'Here's Pride in
purple feathers! Here's wrathy contempt and the Pomps of the Flesh!
How d'you call them?'
'Turkeys! Turkeys!' the children shouted, as the old gobbler raved and
flamed against Hal's plum-coloured hose.
'Save Your Magnificence!' he said. 'I've drafted two good new things
today.' And he doffed his cap to the bubbling bird.
Then they walked through the grass to the knoll where Little Lindens
stands. The old farmhouse, weather-tiled to the ground, took almost
the colour of a blood-ruby in the afternoon light. The pigeons pecked
at the mortar in the chimney-stacks; the bees that had lived under the
tiles since it was built filled the hot August air with their booming;
and the smell of the box-tree by the dairy-window mixed with the smell
of earth after rain, bread after baking, and a tickle of wood-smoke.
The farmer's wife came to the door, baby on arm, shaded her brows
against the sun, stooped to pluck a sprig of rosemary, and turned down
the orchard. The old spaniel in his barrel barked once or twice to
show he was in charge of the empty house. Puck clicked back the
garden-gate.
'D'you marvel that I love it?' said Hal, in a whisper. 'What can town
folk know of the nature of housen--or land?' They perched themselves
arow on the old hacked oak bench in Lindens garden, looking across the
valley of the brook at the fern-covered dimples and hollows of the
Forge behind Hobden's cottage. The old man was cutting a faggot in his
garden by the hives. It was quite a second after his chopper fell that
the chump of the blow reached their lazy ears.
'Eh--yeh!' said Hal. 'I mind when where that old gaffer stands was
Nether Forge--Master John Collins's foundry. Many a night has his big
trip-hammer shook me in my bed here. Boom-bitty! Boom-bitty! If the
wind was east, I could hear Master Tom Collins's forge at Stockens
answering his brother, Boom-oop! Boom-oop! and midway between, Sir
John Pelham's sledgehammers at Brightling would strike in like a pack
o' scholars, and "Hic-haec-hoc" they'd say, "Hic-haec-hoc," till I fell
asleep. Yes. The valley was as full o' forges and fineries as a May
shaw o' cuckoos. All gone to grass now!'
'What did they make?' said Dan. 'Guns for the King's ships--and for
others. Serpentines and cannon mostly. When the guns were cast, down
would come the King's Officers, and take our plough-oxen to haul them
to the coast. Look! Here's one of the first and finest craftsmen of
the Sea!'
He fluttered back a page of his book, and showed them a young man's
head. Underneath was written: 'Sebastianus.'
'He came down with a King's Order on Master John Collins for twenty
serpentines (wicked little cannon they be!) to furnish a venture of
ships. I drafted him thus sitting by our fire telling Mother of the
new lands he'd find the far side the world. And he found them, too!
There's a nose to cleave through unknown seas! Cabot was his name--a
Bristol lad--half a foreigner. I set a heap by him. He helped me to
my church-building.'
'I thought that was Sir Andrew Barton,' said Dan.
'Ay, but foundations before roofs,' Hal answered. 'Sebastian first put
me in the way of it. I had come down here, not to serve God as a
craftsman should, but to show my people how great a craftsman I was.
They cared not, and it served me right, one split straw for my craft or
my greatness. What a murrain call had I, they said, to mell with old
St Barnabas'? Ruinous the church had been since the Black Death, and
ruinous she would remain; and I could hang myself in my new
scaffold-ropes! Gentle and simple, high and low--the Hayes, the
Fowles, the Fenners, the Collinses--they were all in a tale against me.
Only Sir John Pelham up yonder at Brightling bade me heart-up and go
on. Yet how could I? Did I ask Master Collins for his timber-tug to
haul beams? The oxen had gone to Lewes after lime. Did he promise me
a set of iron cramps or ties for the roof? They never came to hand, or
else they were spaulty or cracked. So with everything. Nothing said,
but naught done except I stood by them, and then done amiss. I thought
the countryside was fair bewitched.'
'It was, sure-ly,' said Puck, knees under chin. 'Did you never suspect
ary one?'
'Not till Sebastian came for his guns, and John Collins played him the
same dog's tricks as he'd played me with my ironwork. Week in, week
out, two of three serpentines would be flawed in the casting, and only
fit, they said, to be re-melted. Then John Collins would shake his
head, and vow he could pass no cannon for the King's service that were
not perfect. Saints! How Sebastian stormed! I know, for we sat on
this bench sharing our sorrows inter-common.
'When Sebastian had fumed away six weeks at Lindens and gotten just six
serpentines, Dirk Brenzett, Master of the Cygnet hoy, sends me word
that the block of stone he was fetching me from France for our new font
he'd hove overboard to lighten his ship, chased by Andrew Barton up to
Rye Port.'
'Ah! The pirate!' said Dan.
'Yes. And while I am tearing my hair over this, Ticehurst Will, my
best mason, comes to me shaking, and vowing that the Devil, horned,
tailed, and chained, has run out on him from the church-tower, and the
men would work there no more. So I took 'em off the foundations, which
we were strengthening, and went into the Bell Tavern for a cup of ale.
Says Master John Collins: "Have it your own way, lad; but if I was you,
I'd take the sinnification o' the sign, and leave old Barnabas' Church
alone!" And they all wagged their sinful heads, and agreed. Less
afraid of the Devil than of me--as I saw later.
'When I brought my sweet news to Lindens, Sebastian was limewashing the
kitchen-beams for Mother. He loved her like a son.
"'Cheer up, lad," he says. "God's where He was. Only you and I chance
to be pure pute asses. We've been tricked, Hal, and more shame to me,
a sailor, that I did not guess it before! You must leave your belfry
alone, forsooth, because the Devil is adrift there; and I cannot get my
serpentines because John Collins cannot cast them aright. Meantime
Andrew Barton hawks off the Port of Rye. And why? To take those very
serpentines which poor Cabot must whistle for; the said serpentines,
I'll wager my share of new continents, being now hid away in St
Barnabas' church-tower. Clear as the Irish coast at noonday!"
"They'd sure never dare to do it," I said; "and, for another thing,
selling cannon to the King's enemies is black treason--hanging and
fine."
"'It is sure, large profit. Men'll dare any gallows for that. I have
been a trader myself," says he. "We must be upsides with 'em for the
honour of Bristol."
'Then he hatched a plot, sitting on the limewash bucket. We gave out
to ride o' Tuesday to London and made a show of taking farewells of our
friends--especially of Master John Collins. But at Wadhurst Woods we
turned; rode home to the water-meadows; hid our horses in a willow-tot
at the foot of the glebe, and, come night, stole a-tiptoe uphill to
Barnabas' church again. A thick mist, and a moon striking through. 'I
had no sooner locked the tower-door behind us than over goes Sebastian
full length in the dark.
"'Pest!" he says. "Step high and feel low, Hal. I've stumbled over
guns before."
'I groped, and one by one--the tower was pitchy dark--I counted the
lither barrels of twenty serpentines laid out on pease straw. No
conceal at all!
"'There's two demi-cannon my end," says Sebastian, slapping metal.
"They'll be for Andrew Barton's lower deck. Honest--honest John
Collins! So this is his ware-house, his arsenal, his armoury! Now see
you why your pokings and pryings have raised the Devil in Sussex?
You've hindered John's lawful trade for months," and he laughed where
he lay.
'A clay-cold tower is no fireside at midnight, so we climbed the belfry
stairs, and there Sebastian trips over a cow-hide with its horns and
tail.
"'Aha! Your Devil has left his doublet! Does it become me, Hal?" He
draws it on and capers in the shafts of window-moonlight--won'erful
devilish-like. Then he sits on the stairs, rapping with his tail on a
board, and his back-aspect was dreader than his front, and a howlet lit
in, and screeched at the horns of him.
"'If you'd keep out the Devil, shut the door," he whispered. "And
that's another false proverb, Hal, for I can hear your tower-door
opening."
"'I locked it. Who a-plague has another key, then?" I said.
"'All the congregation, to judge by their feet," he says, and peers
into the blackness. "Still! Still, Hal! Hear 'em grunt! That's more
o' my serpentines, I'll be bound. One--two--three--four they bear in!
Faith, Andrew equips himself like an Admiral! Twenty-four serpentines
in all!"
'As if it had been an echo, we heard John Collins's voice come up all
hollow: "Twenty-four serpentines and two demi-cannon. That's the full
tally for Sir Andrew Barton."
"'Courtesy costs naught," whispers Sebastian. "Shall I drop my dagger
on his head?"
"'They go over to Rye o' Thursday in the wool-wains, hid under the
wool-packs. Dirk Brenzett meets them at Udimore, as before," says John.
"'Lord! What a worn, handsmooth trade it is!" says Sebastian. "I lay
we are the sole two babes in the village that have not our lawful share
in the venture."
'There was a full score folk below, talking like all Robertsbridge
Market. We counted them by voice.
'Master John Collins pipes: "The guns for the French carrack must lie
here next month. Will, when does your young fool" (me, so please you!)
"come back from Lunnon?"
"'No odds," I heard Ticehurst Will answer. "Lay 'em just where you've
a mind, Mus' Collins. We're all too afraid o' the Devil to mell with
the tower now." And the long knave laughed.
"'Ah! 'tis easy enow for you to raise the Devil, Will," says
another--Ralph Hobden of the Forge.
"'Aaa-men!" roars Sebastian, and ere I could hold him, he leaps down
the stairs--won'erful devilish-like howling no bounds. He had scarce
time to lay out for the nearest than they ran. Saints, how they ran!
We heard them pound on the door of the Bell Tavern, and then we ran too.
"'What's next?" says Sebastian, looping up his cow-tail as he leaped
the briars. "I've broke honest John's face."
"'Ride to Sir John Pelham's," I said. "He is the only one that ever
stood by me."
'We rode to Brightling, and past Sir John's lodges, where the keepers
would have shot at us for deer-stealers, and we had Sir John down into
his Justice's chair, and when we had told him our tale and showed him
the cow-hide which Sebastian wore still girt about him, he laughed till
the tears ran.
"'Wel-a-well!" he says. "I'll see justice done before daylight.
What's your complaint? Master Collins is my old friend."
"'He's none of mine," I cried. "When I think how he and his likes have
baulked and dozened and cozened me at every turn over the church"--and
I choked at the thought.
"'Ah, but ye see now they needed it for another use," says he smoothly.
"Also they did my serpentines," Sebastian cries. "I should be half
across the Western Ocean by now if my guns had been ready. But they're
sold to a Scotch pirate by your old friend--"
"'Where's your proof?" says Sir John, stroking his beard.
"'I broke my shins over them not an hour since, and I heard John give
order where they were to be taken," says Sebastian.
"'Words! Words only," says Sir John. "Master Collins is somewhat of a
liar at best."
'He carried it so gravely that, for the moment, I thought he was dipped
in this secret traffick too, and that there was not an honest
ironmaster in Sussex.
"'Name o' Reason!" says Sebastian, and raps with his cow-tail on the
table, "whose guns are they, then?"
"'Yours, manifestly," says Sir John. "You come with the King's Order
for 'em, and Master Collins casts them in his foundry. If he chooses
to bring them up from Nether Forge and lay 'em out in the church-tower,
why, they are e'en so much the nearer to the main road and you are
saved a day's hauling. What a coil to make of a mere act of
neighbourly kindness, lad!"
"'I fear I have requited him very scurvily," says Sebastian, looking at
his knuckles. "But what of the demi-cannon? I could do with 'em well,
but they are not in the King's Order."
"'Kindness--loving-kindness," says Sir John. "Questionless, in his
zeal for the King and his love for you, John adds those two cannon as a
gift. 'Tis plain as this coming daylight, ye stockfish!"
"'So it is," says Sebastian. "Oh, Sir John, Sir John, why did you
never use the sea? You are lost ashore." And he looked on him with
great love.
"'I do my best in my station." Sir John strokes his beard again and
rolls forth his deep drumming Justice's voice thus: "But--suffer
me!---you two lads, on some midnight frolic into which I probe not,
roystering around the taverns, surprise Master Collins at his"--he
thinks a moment--"at his good deeds done by stealth. Ye surprise him,
I say, cruelly."
"'Truth, Sir John. If you had seen him run!" says Sebastian.
"'On this you ride breakneck to me with a tale of pirates, and
wool-wains, and cow-hides, which, though it hath moved my mirth as a
man, offendeth my reason as a magistrate. So I will e'en accompany you
back to the tower with, perhaps, some few of my own people, and
three-four wagons, and I'll be your warrant that Master John Collins
will freely give you your guns and your demi-cannon, Master Sebastian."
He breaks into his proper voice--"I warned the old tod and his
neighbours long ago that they'd come to trouble with their
side-sellings and bye-dealings; but we cannot have half Sussex hanged
for a little gun-running. Are ye content, lads?"
"'I'd commit any treason for two demi-cannon,' said Sebastian, and rubs
his hands.
"Ye have just compounded with rank treason-felony for the same bribe,"
says Sir John. "Wherefore to horse, and get the guns."'
'But Master Collins meant the guns for Sir Andrew Barton all along,
didn't he?' said Dan.
'Questionless, that he did,' said Hal. 'But he lost them. We poured
into the village on the red edge of dawn, Sir John horsed, in
half-armour, his pennon flying; behind him thirty stout Brightling
knaves, five abreast; behind them four wool-wains, and behind them four
trumpets to triumph over the jest, blowing: Our King went forth to
Normandie. When we halted and rolled the ringing guns out of the
tower, 'twas for all the world like Friar Roger's picture of the French
siege in the Queen's Missal-book.'
'And what did we--I mean, what did our village do?' said Dan.
'Oh! Bore it nobly--nobly,' cried Hal. 'Though they had tricked me, I
was proud of them. They came out of their housen, looked at that
little army as though it had been a post, and went their shut-mouthed
way. Never a sign! Never a word! They'd ha' perished sooner than let
Brightling overcrow us. Even that villain, Ticehurst Will, coming out
of the Bell for his morning ale, he all but runs under Sir John's horse.
"''Ware, Sirrah Devil!" cries Sir John, reining back.
"'Oh!" says Will. "Market-day, is it? And all the bullocks from
Brightling here?"
'I spared him his belting for that--the brazen knave!
'But John Collins was our masterpiece! He happened along-street (his
jaw tied up where Sebastian had clouted him) when we were trundling the
first demi-cannon through the lych-gate.
"'I reckon you'll find her middlin' heavy," he says. "If you've a mind
to pay, I'll loan ye my timber-tug. She won't lie easy on ary
wool-wain."
'That was the one time I ever saw Sebastian taken flat aback. He
opened and shut his mouth, fishy-like.
"'No offence," says Master John. "You've got her reasonable good
cheap. I thought ye might not grudge me a groat if I helped move her."
Ah, he was a masterpiece! They say that morning's work cost our John
two hundred pounds, and he never winked an eyelid, not even when he saw
the guns all carted off to Lewes.'
'Neither then nor later?' said Puck.
'Once. 'Twas after he gave St Barnabas' the new chime of bells. (Oh,
there was nothing the Collinses, or the Hayes, or the Fowles, or the
Fenners would not do for the church then! "Ask and have" was their
song.) We had rung 'em in, and he was in the tower with Black Nick
Fowle, that gave us our rood-screen. The old man pinches the bell-rope
one hand and scratches his neck with t'other. "Sooner she was pulling
yon clapper than my neck, he says. That was all! That was Sussex
seely Sussex for everlasting.'
'And what happened after?' said Una.
'I went back into England,' said Hal, slowly. 'I'd had my lesson
against pride. But they tell me I left St Barnabas' a jewel--just
about a jewel! Wel-a-well! 'Twas done for and among my own people,
and--Father Roger was right--I never knew such trouble or such triumph
since. That's the nature o' things. A dear--dear land.' He dropped
his chin on his chest.
'There's your Father at the Forge. What's he talking to old Hobden
about?' said Puck, opening his hand with three leaves in it.
Dan looked towards the cottage.
'Oh, I know. It's that old oak lying across the brook. Pater always
wants it grubbed.'
In the still valley they could hear old Hobden's deep tones.
'Have it as you've a mind to,' he was saying. 'But the vivers of her
roots they hold the bank together. If you grub her out, the bank
she'll all come tearin' down, an' next floods the brook'll swarve up.
But have it as you've a mind. The Mistuss she sets a heap by the ferns
on her trunk.
'Oh! I'll think it over,' said the Pater.
Una laughed a little bubbling chuckle.
'What Devil's in that belfry?' said Hal, with a lazy laugh. 'That
should be a Hobden by his voice.'
'Why, the oak is the regular bridge for all the rabbits between the
Three Acre and our meadow. The best place for wires on the farm,
Hobden says. He's got two there now,' Una answered. 'He won't ever
let it be grubbed!'
'Ah, Sussex! Seely Sussex for everlastin',' murmured Hal; and the next
moment their Father's voice calling across to Little Lindens broke the
spell as little St Barnabas' clock struck five.