CHAPTER V.

A YOUNG AMERICAN AT SHEPHEARD’S HOTEL—DRIVE TO THE PYRAMIDS

OF GIZEH—ASCENT AND EXPLORATION OF THE PYRAMID OF CHEOPS—THE

SPHINX.

We arrived at our hotel rather tired, and felt it quite a relief to

stretch our legs out straight after having them cramped up so long whilst

on our donkeys. Having partaken of a good dinner, I adjourned to the

balcony with a cigarette, sank into an easy lounge, and communed with

my own thoughts. I had not been here long before I discovered sitting

near me an individual, apparently about 23 years of age, whose nether

extremities rested on the back of a chair, his feet being parallel with

his chin. He was dressed in a somewhat _outré_ manner, the lower limbs

being encased in check prolongations; the body in a brown coat, something

like a sack in shape; the throat was surrounded by a loose, turn-down

collar, and loose neckerchief, whilst the summit of this curious

specimen of humanity was crowned by a huge felt hat, with an enormous

brim. The clouds of smoke which he emitted from his mouth rivalled a

young volcano; he was smoking a cigar, and did not forget to expectorate

in a most profuse and dangerous manner, so much so that, feeling in

somewhat dangerous proximity to the fire of his artillery, I got up with

the intention of escaping any little salivary accidents; but my silent

companion had his eye on me, and thus suddenly addressed me in the

decidedly nasal accent and twang peculiar to the inhabitants of America—

“Stranger, I guess this Cairo is a tarnation rummy place?”

Seeing no reason to dispute this by no means rash assertion, I readily

conceded the point; and, by way of carrying on the conversation, ventured

to remark that—

“It certainly is a very curious and interesting old place, and the

inhabitants no less so.”

_He_: “That’s so, sirree; they _are_ queer beggars, and so _are_ their

wimen.”

This also was an indisputable fact, and I acknowledged that they were a

strange race, strongly wedded to old customs, and as strongly opposed to

innovations.

_He_: “Stranger, yew don’t roost here, I guess?”

_I_: “No; I am just travelling for a few months, and shall leave Cairo in

two or three days’ time.”

_He_: “In what line may you be travelling, stranger?”

Now, of course I knew what he meant, but thought his remarks were so

original, not to say impertinent, that I must not omit this opportunity

of extracting some amusement, and provide material for my diary. I

therefore replied—

“Oh! I came by the P. and O. line to Alexandria, by rail here, and now my

lines have fallen in pleasant places.”

“Guess yew don’t quite fathom me. What’s yer business, and where are you

going tew?” said he.

I then gave him the names of a number of places in Egypt and the Soudan,

enumerating them as rapidly as I could, so that I am quite sure my nasal

friend was very little the wiser for the information.

He enshrouded himself in a huge cloud of smoke, vigorously expectorated

once more, and regarding me fixedly for a moment, exclaimed—

“By Jupiter! stranger, that’s a large order. Opening up a trade or

colon_ize_, I guess.”

I suppose, because I told him I was travelling with six other gentlemen,

he thought we were going to start a colony somewhere, and then annex

all the adjacent country, which, by the way, would certainly be a very

good thing for the Egyptians and the Soudanese, and very probably for

ourselves also. However, I gave him to understand that we were simply

travelling for pleasure, exploration, and sport. Notwithstanding this, my

Yankee acquaintance was determined to turn me inside out if he could; he,

therefore, was so complimentary as to say—

“Well, now, I guess you are a gentleman?”

To this I answered—

“Thanks; I trust your surmise is a correct one;” and I might have said,

but I did not, “Sorry I cannot return the compliment.”

I have often heard of the pertinacity of an American reporter, but it

appears to me that the bump of inquisitiveness is not by any means

confined to them, but pervades the whole community. There was no

shilly-shallying, no delicate, nicely-worded hints and adroitly-put

questions; but my interrogator was determined to find out all about me if

he could, and so he asked me how long I had been in Cairo, how old I was,

if I was married or single, how many children I had, if I lived on my

money, and lots of the most impertinent questions, and finally finished

up by saying, “Guess you are a Britisher?”

Having, as he thought, pumped me pretty considerably, he was good enough

to take me into his confidence, and tell me all about himself, and his

belongings, and “_hew_ his father had left him a pile,” adding, “Guess I

spend some, and move about a bit.” I could not help saying—

“I think you are wise to pursue that course; travel will improve you a

good deal, and, like the marble statuary in the Baulac Museum, it will

put on a little polish.”

He eulogised the States and the inhabitants thereof, and was apparently

under the impression that America was the only place worth speaking of,

winding up with the quite unnecessary announcement—

“I’m ’Merican.”

“Oh, yes,” I replied; “I knew at once you were an American.”

“Yes; is that so?” said he. “Hew did ye know that, stranger?”

“Well,” said I, “by your accent, the estimate you form of your country,

and, pardon me for saying so, but no one but an American would have asked

me such questions as you have, or manifested such a desire to find out

all about me and my affairs.”

He did not appear to be at all annoyed at this remark, but merely said—

“By thunder! stranger, you are a queer coon. Will you come and liquor?”

I declined with thanks, and left young America to ponder over the

inscrutable ways and manners of the “darned Britisher.” He was evidently

the offspring of a parent who, perchance, had “struck ile,” and had never

before forsaken his ancestral home in search of travel and adventure;

and, if such was the case, we must excuse the young man. As soon as I

left him I sought my bedroom, chronicled the above conversation in my

diary, and retired to bed, where I slept soundly.

The following day I and three others formed a party for a visit to the

far-famed pyramids of Gizeh. We chartered a carriage, taking our lunch

with us; and from the time we left Shepheard’s Hotel until we returned

that hateful word, “Backsheesh,” resounded in our ears; indeed, I should

say that there is no word in the Egyptian language so frequently on the

tip of an Arab tongue as that. I should suppose that the pyramids of

Gizeh are about ten miles from Cairo. There is a pretty good road, which

was constructed by the former Khedive, Ismail, specially to accommodate

the Prince of Wales when he visited the place some years ago. During

our drive we could almost have imagined that a line of sentries had

been posted all along the road specially to utter that horrid word,

“Backsheesh,” so continuously were our tympanums offended with it.

Arrived at the base of the Great Pyramid, we are immediately surrounded

by a considerable number of Arabs, who are all anxious to assist us

in the ascent, of course, for a small consideration; but one of our

party having been there once before, knew how to set about matters in a

business-like way, so he demanded at once the presence of the Pyramid

Sheik, who very soon came. We told him we did not want all this crowd

of Arabs, but two each would be sufficient. Accordingly he allotted us

these, but as he suggested that a third would be desirable to push us up

from behind, we had him. Those who have ascended the Great Pyramid are

not likely to forget the dusky demons who accompany them.

I commence the ascent with my body-guard, who appear now to look upon me

as a piece of brittle china, and are most anxious to prevent me using

my limbs in my own way—they will not let me take a step without their

assistance. Directly I had started I found my body-guard considerably

augmented, and notwithstanding repeated warnings that I did not want

them, and that they would not get any backsheesh, they stuck to me

all the way up and back. For the time being I belong solely to these

energetic, incessantly-chattering Arabs, whose most strenuous efforts

were now put forth to damaging my ball and socket joints.

I have to ascend 203 steps—the lower steps are about four feet high, and

few of them less than three feet anywhere. The two Arabs in front get on

to the step I have to land on; each seizes an arm, one gets behind, and

the hoisting process begins. The latter gives the cue, and with a loud

“Ha-hu,” up I go from one step to the other. This game goes on with great

rapidity, until I had got about half-way up, where I think it advisable

to rest awhile. So down I sat, but soon found that instead of three Arabs

I was at once surrounded by about a dozen, all talking most vehemently

to me at the same time. It was in vain to protest—all had curiosities,

scarabei, little images, and ancient coins, some of them curious, no

doubt dating back to the time of Adam. For a small consideration they

were all anxious to place these in my possession, and all were shouting

into my ear, “Autica efendi, autica.” At last, for peace sake, I bought

a small image of a defunct Pharaoh from one, and from another three or

four copper coins, all, of course, the only genuine. In vain I protested

against having any more. I had no peace until I had bought something from

each one; in fact, I had no quiet until I turned all my pockets inside

out, showing conclusively that I had spent every piaster with them.

After resting awhile, we continued the ascent, and after a succession of

ha-hus, tugs, and hoistings, I at last found myself on the summit of the

Great Pyramid, and well rewarded for the trouble I had taken.

Here, in this bright, clear atmosphere, I saw stretching out for miles

on the west the Libyan Desert, and reaching out before and around us in

vast extent the classic and historic hills, rivers, and plains of Ham and

Mizraim, Heliopolis, Memphis, Mount Mokattam, Sakhara, the beautiful city

of Cairo, with its numberless mosques and slender minarets, skirted by

the outstretched Nile, bearing on its placid bosom hundreds of dahabeahs,

and on its banks tall waving palm-trees. Nearer is the village of Gizeh,

and closer still the remaining pyramids of Gizeh, the granite temple,

and the sphinx, the whole forming a picture that cannot be effaced in a

life-time.

It is said with some truth, “Time tries all,” but I have also heard it

said that “the pyramids try time,” and, upon my word, it almost seems

so, when we think of their great antiquity. Here they have stood for

thousands of years in majestic grandeur, looking down on many Pharaohs

and many dynasties, and witnessing the rise, greatness, and decline of a

once mighty nation. Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Joseph, and Moses have gazed

on these huge piles of masonry, which raised their lofty heads long, long

before Abraham in a day of famine sought bread at the hands of Pharaoh.

When I had spent some time in gazing again and again on this beautiful

scene, and thoroughly succeeded in obtaining a mental photograph of it, I

commenced the descent, and found I could get down much more comfortably

without assistance than with; but this the pertinacious Arabs would not

hear of, they said, on account of the danger to me. But my own private

opinion was that they wanted to earn good backsheesh by persistent

attention. I resigned myself to my fate, and at last reached the foot

of the pyramid by a series of jumps and bumps very trying to my spinal

column, and which joggled my internal economy most unpleasantly.

After a short rest, we explored the interior, a rather difficult

achievement in some parts. We had brought a good substantial luncheon

with us from the hotel, which we thankfully disposed of at a house, or

palace, near by. This was specially built, I believe, either for the

Prince of Wales or the Empress Eugenie, I really forget which. After

lunch we visited the sphinx, two or three tombs, and the other two

pyramids, settled up with the sheik, and drove off to our hotel; and

not until I reached the steps of the hotel did I hear the last of that

hateful word “Backsheesh.” When I retired to rest I dreamt of a pocketful

of large copper coins and scarabei, an armful of defunct Pharaohs, an

army of lithe, sinewy, swarthy, impecunious Arabs, amongst whom I had

scattered a ship-load of piasters, and “still they were not happy.”

Before I have done entirely with the pyramids, I think I ought to say

something about them, as those at Gizeh are the most remarkable. This

group consists of nine, and comprises three of the most remarkable

monuments in existence—those of Cheops, Cephren, and that of Mycerinus,

the last-named much smaller than the other two. Herodotus, who was born

about 500 B.C., tells us that in building the great pyramid of Cheops

it took 100,000 men working incessantly for 30 years to complete it;

10 years of this 30 was spent in making a causeway 3,000 feet long, to

facilitate the transportation of the stone from the Turah quarries.

Herodotus describes the method of building by steps, and raising the

stones from layer to layer by machines, and finally of facing the

external portion from the top down. Its present height is 460 feet, the

original height was 480 feet.

The extent of solid masonry has been estimated at 82,111,000 cubic feet.

It at present covers 12 acres. The only entrance is on the north face,

49 feet above the base, though the masonry has been so much broken away

that the _débris_ reaches nearly up to it. A passage, 3 feet 11 inches

high and 3 feet 5½ inches wide, conducts from the entrance down a slope

at an angle of 26° 41´, a distance of 320 feet 10 inches to the original

sepulchral chamber, commonly known as the subterraneous apartment; it

is carried, reduced in dimensions, beyond this a distance of 52 feet

9 inches into the rock, though for what purpose remains a matter of

conjecture. The sepulchral chamber is 46 feet long by 27 feet wide, and

11½ feet high. From the entrance passage another branches off and leads

to several other passages and chambers. One of the latter, known as the

_Queen’s Chamber_, is situated about the middle of the pyramid, 67 feet

above the base; it has a groined roof, and measures 17 feet broad by

18 feet 9 inches long and 20 feet 3 inches high. The other, called the

_King’s Chamber_, is reached by an offshoot from the Queen’s Passage, 150

feet long. Its dimensions are 34 feet 3 inches long by 17 feet 1 inch

wide, and 19 feet 1 inch high. The chamber is lined with red granite

highly polished, single stones reaching from the floor to the ceiling,

and the ceiling itself is formed of nine large slabs of polished granite

extending from wall to wall. The only contents of the apartment is a

sarcophagus of red granite, which, judging by its dimensions, must have

been introduced when the building was proceeding. It is supposed to have

contained a wooden coffin with the mummy of the king, and that these long

since disappeared when the pyramids were first opened and plundered. We

do not see these pyramids as they originally were. The outer casing of

polished stone has been removed and utilized in constructing the mosque

of Sultan Hassan. These pyramids were built between 5,000 and 6,000 years

ago. Great was the antiquity of Thebes before European history begins to

dawn. It was declining before the foundations of Rome were laid, but the

building of the great pyramids of Gizeh preceded the earliest history

of Thebes by 1,000 years. Whilst speaking of Thebes, I’ll just mention

that there are to be seen to-day the tomb of the great Sethos, Joseph’s

Pharaoh, of his greater son, Rameses II., and of Menophres or Meneptha,

in whose reign the Exodus took place. In the tomb of Sethos, coloured

sculptures cover 320 feet of the excavation. There is to be seen the

draughtsman’s handiwork in red colour, showing the designs that were to

be executed by the sculptor, and the corrections in black ink of the

superintendent of such works, and although these sketches were made 3,000

years ago, they are still quite clear and fresh-looking. On the east side

of the pyramid, half buried in sand, is the wonderful colossal Sphinx,

his head 25 feet high and back 100 feet long, all one stone.

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