On me you turn the nose.--------

THERE are many vexatious accidents and uneasy

situations which raise little compassion for

the sufferer, and which no man but those whom

they immediately distress can regard with

seriousness. Petty mischiefs, that have no influence on

futurity, nor extend their effects to the rest of life,

are always seen with a kind of malicious pleasure.

A mistake or embarrassment, which for the present

moment fills the face with blushes, and the mind

with confusion, will have no other effect upon those

who observe it, than that of convulsing them with

irresistible laughter. Some circumstances of misery

are so powerfully ridiculous, that neither kindness

nor duty can withstand them; they bear down love,

interest, and reverence, and force the friend, the

dependent, or the child, to give way to instantaneous

motions of merriment.

Among the principal of comick calamities, may

be reckoned the pain which an author, not yet

hardened into insensibility, feels at the onset of a

furious critick, whose age, rank, or fortune, gives him

confidence to speak without reserve; who heaps

one objection upon another, and obtrudes his remarks,

and enforces his corrections, without tenderness or awe.

The author, full of the importance of his work,

and anxious for the justification of every syllable,

starts and kindles at the slightest attack; the

critick, eager to establish his superiority, triumphing

in every discovery of failure, and zealous to

impress the cogency of his arguments, pursues him

from line to line without cessation or remorse. The

critick, who hazards little, proceeds with vehemence,

impetuosity, and fearlessness; the author, whose

quiet and fame, and life and immortality, are

involved in the controversy, tries every art of

subterfuge and defence; maintains modestly what he

resolves never to yield, and yields unwillingly what

cannot be maintained. The critick's purpose is to

conquer, the author only hopes to escape; the critick

therefore knits his brow, and raises his voice,

and rejoices whenever he perceives any tokens of

pain excited by the pressure of his assertions, or the

point of his sarcasms. The author, whose endeavour

is at once to mollify and elude his persecutor,

composes his features and softens his accent, breaks the

force of assault by retreat, and rather steps aside

than flies or advances.

As it very seldom happens that the rage of

extemporary criticism inflicts fatal or lasting wounds,

I know not that the laws of benevolence entitle

this distress to much sympathy. The diversion of

baiting an author has the sanction of all ages and

nations, and is more lawful than the sport of teasing

other animals, because, for the most part, he

comes voluntarily to the stake, furnished, as he

imagines, by the patron powers of literature, with

resistless weapons, and impenetrable armour, with

the mail of the boar of Erymanth, and the paws of

the lion of Nemea.

But the works of genius are sometimes produced

by other motives than vanity; and he whom necessity

or duty enforces to write, is not always so well

satisfied with himself, as not to be discouraged by

censorious impudence. It may therefore be necessary

to consider, how they whom publication lays open

to the insults of such as their obscurity secures

against reprisals, may extricate themselves from

unexpected encounters.

Vida, a man of considerable skill in the politicks

of literature, directs his pupil wholly to abandon

his defence, and even when he can irrefragably refute

all objections, to suffer tamely the exultations

of his antagonist.

This rule may perhaps be just, when advice is

asked, and severity solicited, because no man tells

his opinion so freely as when he imagines it received

with implicit veneration; and criticks ought never

to be consulted, but while errours may yet be rectified

or insipidity suppressed. But when the book

has once been dismissed into the world, and can be

no more retouched, I know not whether a very different

conduct should not be prescribed, and whether

firmness and spirit may not sometimes be of use to

overpower arrogance and repel brutality. Softness,

diffidence, and moderation, will often be mistaken

for imbecility and dejection; they lure cowardice

to the attack by the hopes of easy victory, and it

will soon be found that he whom every man thinks

he can conquer, shall never be at peace.

The animadversions of criticks are commonly

such as may easily provoke the sedatest writer to

some quickness of resentment and asperity of reply.

A man, who by long consideration has familiarized

a subject to his own mind, carefully surveyed the

series of his thoughts, and planned all the parts of

his composition into a regular dependance on each

other, will often start at the sinistrous interpretations

or absurd remarks of haste and ignorance, and

wonder by what infatuation they have been led

away from the obvious sense, and upon what peculiar

principles of judgment they decide against him.

The eye of the intellect, like that of the body, is

not equally perfect in all, nor equally adapted in

any to all objects; the end of criticism is to supply

its defects; rules are the instruments of mental

vision, which may indeed assist our faculties when

properly used, but produce confusion and obscurity

by unskilful application.

Some seem always to read with the microscope

of criticism, and employ their whole attention upon

minute elegance, or faults scarcely visible to

common observation. The dissonance of a syllable, the

recurrence of the same sound, the repetition of a

particle, the smallest deviation from propriety, the

slightest defect in construction or arrangement,

swell before their eyes into enormities. As they

discern with great exactness, they comprehend but

a narrow compass, and know nothing of the justness

of the design, the general spirit of the performance,

the artifice of connection, or the harmony of the

parts; they never conceive how small a proportion

that which they are busy in contemplating bears to

the whole, or how the petty inaccuracies, with which

they are offended, are absorbed and lost in general

excellence.

Others are furnished by criticism with a telescope.

They see with great clearness whatever is too remote

to be discovered by the rest of mankind, but are

totally blind to all that lies immediately before them.

They discover in every passage some secret meaning,

some remote allusion, some artful allegory,

or some occult imitation, which no other reader

ever suspected; but they have no perception of the

cogency of arguments, the force of pathetick sentiments,

the various colours of diction, or the flowery

embellishments of fancy; of all that engages the

attention of others they are totally insensible, while

they pry into worlds of conjecture, and amuse themselves

with phantoms in the clouds.

In criticism, as in every other art, we fail

sometimes by our weakness, but more frequently by our

fault. We are sometimes bewildered by ignorance,

and sometimes by prejudice, but we seldom deviate

far from the right, but when we deliver ourselves

up to the direction of vanity.

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