5. _The Absent-Minded Coterie_

Some years ago I enjoyed the unique experience of pursuing a man for

one crime, and getting evidence against him of another. He was

innocent of the misdemeanour, the proof of which I sought, but was

guilty of another most serious offence, yet he and his confederates

escaped scot-free in circumstances which I now purpose to relate.

You may remember that in Rudyard Kipling's story, _Bedalia

Herodsfoot_, the unfortunate woman's husband ran the risk of being

arrested as a simple drunkard, at a moment when the blood of murder

was upon his boots. The case of Ralph Summertrees was rather the

reverse of this. The English authorities were trying to fasten upon

him a crime almost as important as murder, while I was collecting

evidence which proved him guilty of an action much more momentous than

that of drunkenness.

The English authorities have always been good enough, when they

recognise my existence at all, to look down upon me with amused

condescension. If today you ask Spenser Hale, of Scotland Yard, what

he thinks of Eugène Valmont, that complacent man will put on the

superior smile which so well becomes him, and if you are a very

intimate friend of his, he may draw down the lid of his right eye, as

he replies,--

'Oh, yes, a very decent fellow, Valmont, but he's a Frenchman,' as if,

that said, there was no need of further inquiry.

Myself, I like the English detective very much, and if I were to be in

a _mêlée_ tomorrow, there is no man I would rather find beside me than

Spenser Hale. In any situation where a fist that can fell an ox is

desirable, my friend Hale is a useful companion, but for

intellectuality, mental acumen, finesse--ah, well! I am the most

modest of men, and will say nothing.

It would amuse you to see this giant come into my room during an

evening, on the bluff pretence that he wishes to smoke a pipe with me.

There is the same difference between this good-natured giant and

myself as exists between that strong black pipe of his and my delicate

cigarette, which I smoke feverishly when he is present, to protect

myself from the fumes of his terrible tobacco. I look with delight

upon the huge man, who, with an air of the utmost good humour, and a

twinkle in his eye as he thinks he is twisting me about his finger,

vainly endeavours to obtain a hint regarding whatever case is

perplexing him at that moment. I baffle him with the ease that an

active greyhound eludes the pursuit of a heavy mastiff, then at last I

say to him with a laugh,--

'Come _mon ami_ Hale, tell me all about it, and I will help you if I

can.'

Once or twice at the beginning he shook his massive head, and replied

the secret was not his. The last time he did this I assured him that

what he said was quite correct, and then I related full particulars of

the situation in which he found himself, excepting the names, for

these he had not mentioned. I had pieced together his perplexity from

scraps of conversation in his half-hour's fishing for my advice,

which, of course, he could have had for the plain asking. Since that

time he has not come to me except with cases he feels at liberty to

reveal, and one or two complications I have happily been enabled to

unravel for him.

But, staunch as Spenser Hale holds the belief that no detective

service on earth can excel that centring in Scotland Yard, there is

one department of activity in which even he confesses that Frenchmen

are his masters, although he somewhat grudgingly qualifies his

admission by adding that we in France are constantly allowed to do

what is prohibited in England. I refer to the minute search of a house

during the owner's absence. If you read that excellent story, entitled

_The Purloined Letter_, by Edgar Allan Poe, you will find a record of

the kind of thing I mean, which is better than any description I, who

have so often taken part in such a search, can set down.

Now, these people among whom I live are proud of their phrase, 'The

Englishman's house is his castle,' and into that castle even a

policeman cannot penetrate without a legal warrant. This may be all

very well in theory, but if you are compelled to march up to a man's

house, blowing a trumpet, and rattling a snare drum, you need not be

disappointed if you fail to find what you are in search of when all

the legal restrictions are complied with. Of course, the English are a

very excellent people, a fact to which I am always proud to bear

testimony, but it must be admitted that for cold common sense the

French are very much their superiors. In Paris, if I wish to obtain an

incriminating document, I do not send the possessor a _carte postale_

to inform him of my desire, and in this procedure the French people

sanely acquiesce. I have known men who, when they go out to spend an

evening on the boulevards, toss their bunch of keys to the concierge,

saying,--

'If you hear the police rummaging about while I'm away, pray assist

them, with an expression of my distinguished consideration.'

I remember while I was chief detective in the service of the French

Government being requested to call at a certain hour at the private

hotel of the Minister for Foreign Affairs. It was during the time that

Bismarck meditated a second attack upon my country, and I am happy to

say that I was then instrumental in supplying the Secret Bureau with

documents which mollified that iron man's purpose, a fact which I

think entitled me to my country's gratitude, not that I ever even

hinted such a claim when a succeeding ministry forgot my services. The

memory of a republic, as has been said by a greater man than I, is

short. However, all that has nothing to do with the incident I am

about to relate. I merely mention the crisis to excuse a momentary

forgetfulness on my part which in any other country might have been

followed by serious results to myself. But in France--ah, we

understand those things, and nothing happened.

I am the last person in the world to give myself away, as they say in

the great West. I am usually the calm, collected Eugène Valmont whom

nothing can perturb, but this was a time of great tension, and I had

become absorbed. I was alone with the minister in his private house,

and one of the papers he desired was in his bureau at the Ministry for

Foreign Affairs; at least, he thought so, and said,--

'Ah, it is in my desk at the bureau. How annoying! I must send for

it!'

'No, Excellency,' I cried, springing up in a self-oblivion the most

complete, 'it is here.' Touching the spring of a secret drawer, I

opened it, and taking out the document he wished, handed it to him.

It was not until I met his searching look, and saw the faint smile on

his lips that I realised what I had done.

'Valmont,' he said quietly, 'on whose behalf did you search my house?'

'Excellency,' I replied in tones no less agreeable than his own,

'tonight at your orders I pay a domiciliary visit to the mansion of

Baron Dumoulaine, who stands high in the estimation of the President

of the French Republic. If either of those distinguished gentlemen

should learn of my informal call and should ask me in whose interests

I made the domiciliary visit, what is it you wish that I should

reply?'

'You should reply, Valmont, that you did it in the interests of the

Secret Service.'

'I shall not fail to do so, Excellency, and in answer to your question

just now, I had the honour of searching this mansion in the interests

of the Secret Service of France.'

The Minister for Foreign Affairs laughed; a hearty laugh that

expressed no resentment.

'I merely wished to compliment you, Valmont, on the efficiency of your

search, and the excellence of your memory. This is indeed the document

which I thought was left in my office.'

I wonder what Lord Lansdowne would say if Spenser Hale showed an equal

familiarity with his private papers! But now that we have returned to

our good friend Hale, we must not keep him waiting any longer.

* * * * *

I well remember the November day when I first heard of the Summertrees

case, because there hung over London a fog so thick that two or three

times I lost my way, and no cab was to be had at any price. The few

cabmen then in the streets were leading their animals slowly along,

making for their stables. It was one of those depressing London days

which filled me with ennui and a yearning for my own clear city of

Paris, where, if we are ever visited by a slight mist, it is at least

clean, white vapour, and not this horrible London mixture saturated

with suffocating carbon. The fog was too thick for any passer to read

the contents bills of the newspapers plastered on the pavement, and as

there were probably no races that day the newsboys were shouting what

they considered the next most important event--the election of an

American President. I bought a paper and thrust it into my pocket. It

was late when I reached my flat, and, after dining there, which was an

unusual thing for me to do, I put on my slippers, took an easy-chair

before the fire, and began to read my evening journal. I was

distressed to learn that the eloquent Mr. Bryan had been defeated. I

knew little about the silver question, but the man's oratorical powers

had appealed to me, and my sympathy was aroused because he owned many

silver mines, and yet the price of the metal was so low that

apparently he could not make a living through the operation of them.

But, of course, the cry that he was a plutocrat, and a reputed

millionaire over and over again, was bound to defeat him in a

democracy where the average voter is exceedingly poor and not

comfortably well-to-do as is the case with our peasants in France. I

always took great interest in the affairs of the huge republic to the

west, having been at some pains to inform myself accurately regarding

its politics, and although, as my readers know, I seldom quote

anything complimentary that is said of me, nevertheless, an American

client of mine once admitted that he never knew the true inwardness--I

think that was the phrase he used--of American politics until he heard

me discourse upon them. But then, he added, he had been a very busy

man all his life.

I had allowed my paper to slip to the floor, for in very truth the fog

was penetrating even into my flat, and it was becoming difficult to

read, notwithstanding the electric light. My man came in, and

announced that Mr. Spenser Hale wished to see me, and, indeed, any

night, but especially when there is rain or fog outside, I am more

pleased to talk with a friend than to read a newspaper.

'_Mon Dieu_, my dear Monsieur Hale, it is a brave man you are to

venture out in such a fog as is abroad tonight.'

'Ah, Monsieur Valmont,' said Hale with pride, 'you cannot raise a fog

like this in Paris!'

'No. There you are supreme,' I admitted, rising and saluting my

visitor, then offering him a chair.

'I see you are reading the latest news,' he said, indicating my

newspaper, 'I am very glad that man Bryan is defeated. Now we shall

have better times.'

I waved my hand as I took my chair again. I will discuss many things

with Spenser Hale, but not American politics; he does not understand

them. It is a common defect of the English to suffer complete

ignorance regarding the internal affairs of other countries.

'It is surely an important thing that brought you out on such a night

as this. The fog must be very thick in Scotland Yard.'

This delicate shaft of fancy completely missed him, and he answered

stolidly,--

'It's thick all over London, and, indeed, throughout most of England.'

'Yes, it is,' I agreed, but he did not see that either.

Still a moment later he made a remark which, if it had come from some

people I know, might have indicated a glimmer of comprehension.

'You are a very, very clever man, Monsieur Valmont, so all I need say

is that the question which brought me here is the same as that on

which the American election was fought. Now, to a countryman, I should

be compelled to give further explanation, but to you, monsieur, that

will not be necessary.'

There are times when I dislike the crafty smile and partial closing of

the eyes which always distinguishes Spenser Hale when he places on the

table a problem which he expects will baffle me. If I said he never

did baffle me, I would be wrong, of course, for sometimes the utter

simplicity of the puzzles which trouble him leads me into an intricate

involution entirely unnecessary in the circumstances.

I pressed my fingertips together, and gazed for a few moments at the

ceiling. Hale had lit his black pipe, and my silent servant placed at

his elbow the whisky and soda, then tiptoed out of the room. As the

door closed my eyes came from the ceiling to the level of Hale's

expansive countenance.

'Have they eluded you?' I asked quietly.

'Who?'

'The coiners.'

Hale's pipe dropped from his jaw, but he managed to catch it before it

reached the floor. Then he took a gulp from the tumbler.

'That was just a lucky shot,' he said.

'_Parfaitement_,' I replied carelessly.

'Now, own up, Valmont, wasn't it?'

I shrugged my shoulders. A man cannot contradict a guest in his own

house.

'Oh, stow that!' cried Hale impolitely. He is a trifle prone to strong

and even slangy expressions when puzzled. 'Tell me how you guessed

it.'

'It is very simple, _mon ami_. The question on which the American

election was fought is the price of silver, which is so low that it

has ruined Mr. Bryan, and threatens to ruin all the farmers of the west

who possess silver mines on their farms. Silver troubled America, ergo

silver troubles Scotland Yard.

'Very well, the natural inference is that someone has stolen bars of

silver. But such a theft happened three months ago, when the metal

was being unloaded from a German steamer at Southampton, and my dear

friend Spenser Hale ran down the thieves very cleverly as they were

trying to dissolve the marks off the bars with acid. Now crimes do not

run in series, like the numbers in roulette at Monte Carlo. The

thieves are men of brains. They say to themselves, "What chance is

there successfully to steal bars of silver while Mr. Hale is at

Scotland Yard?" Eh, my good friend?'

'Really, Valmont,' said Hale, taking another sip, 'sometimes you

almost persuade me that you have reasoning powers.'

'Thanks, comrade. Then it is not a _theft_ of silver we have now to

deal with. But the American election was fought on the _price_ of

silver. If silver had been high in cost, there would have been no

silver question. So the crime that is bothering you arises through the

low price of silver, and this suggests that it must be a case of

illicit coinage, for there the low price of the metal comes in. You

have, perhaps, found a more subtle illegitimate act going forward than

heretofore. Someone is making your shillings and your half-crowns from

real silver, instead of from baser metal, and yet there is a large

profit which has not hitherto been possible through the high price of

silver. With the old conditions you were familiar, but this new

element sets at nought all your previous formulae. That is how I

reasoned the matter out.'

'Well, Valmont, you have hit it. I'll say that for you; you have hit

it. There is a gang of expert coiners who are putting out real silver

money, and making a clear shilling on the half-crown. We can find no

trace of the coiners, but we know the man who is shoving the stuff.'

'That ought to be sufficient,' I suggested.

'Yes, it should, but it hasn't proved so up to date. Now I came

tonight to see if you would do one of your French tricks for us, right

on the quiet.'

'What French trick, Monsieur Spenser Hale?' I inquired with some

asperity, forgetting for the moment that the man invariably became

impolite when he grew excited.

'No offence intended,' said this blundering officer, who really is a

good-natured fellow, but always puts his foot in it, and then

apologises. 'I want someone to go through a man's house without a

search warrant, spot the evidence, let me know, and then we'll rush

the place before he has time to hide his tracks.'

'Who is this man, and where does he live?'

'His name is Ralph Summertrees, and he lives in a very natty little

bijou residence, as the advertisements call it, situated in no less a

fashionable street than Park Lane.'

'I see. What has aroused your suspicions against him?'

'Well, you know, that's an expensive district to live in; it takes a

bit of money to do the trick. This Summertrees has no ostensible

business, yet every Friday he goes to the United Capital Bank in

Piccadilly, and deposits a bag of swag, usually all silver coin.'

'Yes, and this money?'

'This money, so far as we can learn, contains a good many of these new

pieces which never saw the British Mint.'

'It's not all the new coinage, then?'

'Oh, no, he's a bit too artful for that. You see, a man can go round

London, his pockets filled with new coinage five-shilling pieces, buy

this, that, and the other, and come home with his change in legitimate

coins of the realm--half-crowns, florins, shillings, sixpences, and

all that.'

'I see. Then why don't you nab him one day when his pockets are

stuffed with illegitimate five-shilling pieces?'

'That could be done, of course, and I've thought of it, but you see,

we want to land the whole gang. Once we arrested him, without knowing

where the money came from, the real coiners would take flight.'

'How do you know he is not the real coiner himself?'

Now poor Hale is as easy to read as a book. He hesitated before

answering this question, and looked confused as a culprit caught in

some dishonest act.

'You need not be afraid to tell me,' I said soothingly after a pause.

'You have had one of your men in Mr. Summertrees' house, and so learned

that he is not the coiner. But your man has not succeeded in getting

you evidence to incriminate other people.'

'You've about hit it again, Monsieur Valmont. One of my men has been

Summertrees' butler for two weeks, but, as you say, he has found no

evidence.'

'Is he still butler?'

'Yes.'

'Now tell me how far you have got. You know that Summertrees deposits

a bag of coin every Friday in the Piccadilly bank, and I suppose the

bank has allowed you to examine one or two of the bags.'

'Yes, sir, they have, but, you see, banks are very difficult to treat

with. They don't like detectives bothering round, and whilst they do

not stand out against the law, still they never answer any more

questions than they're asked, and Mr. Summertrees has been a good

customer at the United Capital for many years.'

'Haven't you found out where the money comes from?'

'Yes, we have; it is brought there night after night by a man who

looks like a respectable city clerk, and he puts it into a large safe,

of which he holds the key, this safe being on the ground floor, in the

dining-room.'

'Haven't you followed the clerk?'

'Yes. He sleeps in the Park Lane house every night, and goes up in the

morning to an old curiosity shop in Tottenham Court Road, where he

stays all day, returning with his bag of money in the evening.'

'Why don't you arrest and question him?'

'Well, Monsieur Valmont, there is just the same objection to his

arrest as to that of Summertrees himself. We could easily arrest both,

but we have not the slightest evidence against either of them, and

then, although we put the go-betweens in clink, the worst criminals of

the lot would escape.'

'Nothing suspicious about the old curiosity shop?'

'No. It appears to be perfectly regular.'

'This game has been going on under your noses for how long?'

'For about six weeks.'

'Is Summertrees a married man?'

'No.'

'Are there any women servants in the house?'

'No, except that three charwomen come in every morning to do up the

rooms.'

'Of what is his household comprised?'

'There is the butler, then the valet, and last, the French cook.'

'Ah,' cried I, 'the French cook! This case interests me. So

Summertrees has succeeded in completely disconcerting your man? Has he

prevented him going from top to bottom of the house?'

'Oh no, he has rather assisted him than otherwise. On one occasion he

went to the safe, took out the money, had Podgers--that's my chap's

name--help him to count it, and then actually sent Podgers to the bank

with the bag of coin.'

'And Podgers has been all over the place?'

'Yes.'

'Saw no signs of a coining establishment?'

'No. It is absolutely impossible that any coining can be done there.

Besides, as I tell you, that respectable clerk brings him the money.'

'I suppose you want me to take Podgers' position?'

'Well, Monsieur Valmont, to tell you the truth, I would rather you

didn't. Podgers has done everything a man can do, but I thought if you

got into the house, Podgers assisting, you might go through it night

after night at your leisure.'

'I see. That's just a little dangerous in England. I think I should

prefer to assure myself the legitimate standing of being the amiable

Podgers' successor. You say that Summertrees has no business?'

'Well, sir, not what you might call a business. He is by the way of

being an author, but I don't count that any business.'

'Oh, an author, is he? When does he do his writing?'

'He locks himself up most of the day in his study.'

'Does he come out for lunch?'

'No; he lights a little spirit lamp inside, Podgers tells me, and

makes himself a cup of coffee, which he takes with a sandwich or two.'

'That's rather frugal fare for Park Lane.'

'Yes, Monsieur Valmont, it is, but he makes it up in the evening, when

he has a long dinner with all them foreign kickshaws you people like,

done by his French cook.'

'Sensible man! Well, Hale, I see I shall look forward with pleasure to

making the acquaintance of Mr. Summertrees. Is there any restriction on

the going and coming of your man Podgers?'

'None in the least. He can get away either night or day.'

'Very good, friend Hale, bring him here tomorrow, as soon as our

author locks himself up in his study, or rather, I should say, as soon

as the respectable clerk leaves for Tottenham Court Road, which I

should guess, as you put it, is about half an hour after his master

turns the key of the room in which he writes.'

'You are quite right in that guess, Valmont. How did you hit it?'

'Merely a surmise, Hale. There is a good deal of oddity about that

Park Lane house, so it doesn't surprise me in the least that the

master gets to work earlier in the morning than the man. I have also

a suspicion that Ralph Summertrees knows perfectly well what the

estimable Podgers is there for.'

'What makes you think that?'

'I can give no reason except that my opinion of the acuteness of

Summertrees has been gradually rising all the while you were speaking,

and at the same time my estimate of Podgers' craft has been as

steadily declining. However, bring the man here tomorrow, that I may

ask him a few questions.'

* * * * *

Next day, about eleven o'clock, the ponderous Podgers, hat in hand,

followed his chief into my room. His broad, impassive, immobile smooth

face gave him rather more the air of a genuine butler than I had

expected, and this appearance, of course, was enhanced by his livery.

His replies to my questions were those of a well-trained servant who

will not say too much unless it is made worth his while. All in all,

Podgers exceeded my expectations, and really my friend Hale had some

justification for regarding him, as he evidently did, a triumph in his

line.

'Sit down, Mr. Hale, and you, Podgers.'

The man disregarded my invitation, standing like a statue until his

chief made a motion; then he dropped into a chair. The English are

great on discipline.

'Now, Mr. Hale, I must first congratulate you on the make-up of

Podgers. It is excellent. You depend less on artificial assistance

than we do in France, and in that I think you are right.'

'Oh, we know a bit over here, Monsieur Valmont,' said Hale, with

pardonable pride.

'Now then, Podgers, I want to ask you about this clerk. What time does

he arrive in the evening?'

'At prompt six, sir.'

'Does he ring, or let himself in with a latchkey?'

'With a latchkey, sir.'

'How does he carry the money?'

'In a little locked leather satchel, sir, flung over his shoulder.'

'Does he go direct to the dining-room?'

'Yes, sir.'

'Have you seen him unlock the safe and put in the money?'

'Yes, sir.'

'Does the safe unlock with a word or a key?'

'With a key, sir. It's one of the old-fashioned kind.'

'Then the clerk unlocks his leather money bag?'

'Yes, sir.'

'That's three keys used within as many minutes. Are they separate or

in a bunch?'

'In a bunch, sir.'

'Did you ever see your master with this bunch of keys?'

'No, sir.'

'You saw him open the safe once, I am told?'

'Yes, sir.'

'Did he use a separate key, or one of a bunch?'

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