"Yes, why don't yer?"
The inquiry was repeated over and over again, each time more angrily.
The people began to surge forward, pressing towards the entrance of the
court, where the police were standing. A sergeant was heard shouting,
in staccato tones,--
"Now then! Stand back there! No pushing!"
Policeman YZ 001 spoke to the comrade at his side.
"We shall have to call some more of our chaps out. They look to me like
meaning mischief."
"Now then, stand back there! What do you want to shove like that for?"
Then came back question for question.
"Why don't yer ketch 'im?"
But none of these things troubled the Rev. Simon Chasuble. His house
was within a few minutes' walk of the scene of all the hubbub. It was a
new house, newer, even, than the church which it adjoined. Both church
and house stood in a side street, within a stone's throw of the great
thoroughfare in which something like a riot seemed to be threatening.
As yet no whisper of the growing excitement seemed to have penetrated
the sacred precincts of the clergyman's home. The Rev. Simon was in his
study. A man of medium height, with iron-grey hair, shaven cheeks, and
light blue eyes.
He appeared to have been engaged in what, considering all things, was a
somewhat singular pursuit. He seemed to have been manufacturing cigars.
On a table in front of him was tobacco, both in roll and in leaf, and
some of the implements which are used, when pursuing their trade, by
the makers of cigars. It seemed clear that some of these implements had
been in recent use, for actually with his own fingers the Rev. Simon
was putting finishing touches to six cigars.
For many reasons the thing seemed strange. It was Sunday morning. The
Rev. Simon had, not very long since, returned from officiating at early
celebration. The bell would soon be rung to announce the commencement
of another of the multifarious services in which the soul of the
reverend gentleman delighted. His surplice, his bands, his hood, his
biretta were lying ready on a chair, so that, without loss of time, he
might slip them on, hurry across the courtyard which divided the house
from the church, and plunge at once _in medias res_.
It seemed an odd moment for a clergyman to select to engage in the
manufacture of cigars! Especially bearing in mind the Rev. Simon's
well-known and peculiar tenets. He was the leader, through all that
district, of the Anti-Everythingites. "Down with every sort of
Reasonable Enjoyment!" was the motto which, metaphorically, he had
nailed to his banner. And, among the other varieties of reasonable
enjoyment, especially "Down with Tobacco!" He was a member of the
Anti-Tobacco League. He had spoken, preached, and written against
the use of tobacco in any and all of its forms. Indeed, at that
very moment, cheek by jowl with the tobacco itself, was a heap of
anti-tobacco literature. That curious tract, in the form of a leaflet,
"Is Tobacco Smoked in Heaven?" lay on the top of the pile.
There must have been some curious cause which had impelled the Rev.
Simon Chasuble to engage, even on a small scale, in the manufacture of
cigars. And, in fact, there was, and curious cigars they were which he
was making.
As he covered, with a really credible dexterity, each cigar with an
outer wrapper, he left the bottom of it open. After covering the six
cigars he did some rather funny things. Unlocking a drawer in a
cabinet, which stood against a wall, he took out an unusually large
pair of plain glass goggles. He put them on. He stuffed two small
corks, which seemed to have been shaped for the purpose, up his
nostrils, as far as they would go. He tied an enormous, and peculiarly
shaped, respirator over his mouth. After completing these preparations
he produced, from a corner of the same drawer, a small metal box and a
little instrument, fashioned something like the tiny spoon with which
we serve ourselves to cayenne pepper. As very carefully he unscrewed
the lid, it was seen that the interior of the box was of ingenious
construction. It was divided into two halves. In one division was a
colourless liquid, in the other a powder of a vivid violet hue. In the
centre of each of the pieces of glass was a hole which was just large
enough to allow of his inserting the delicate instrument which, at one
extremity, was shaped something like a tiny spoon. With this he took
out first a spoonful of the violet powder, which he dropped into the
end of one of the cigars which he had purposely left open, the thin
end; then a spoonful of the colourless liquid, which he dropped on to
the powder. Without an instant's loss of time he re-screwed the lid on
to the box and, with an almost simultaneous movement, completed the
manufacture of the cigar, closing and shaping the end in a manner
which, if it was his first attempt in that direction, was not a little
to his credit.
He repeated the operation with each cigar, reopening and re-closing the
box each time, and that with a degree of celerity which was not the
least singular part of the whole performance. When he had finished his
proceedings he removed the goggles, the plugs from his nostrils, the
respirator from his mouth, and, together with the metal box, and the
spoon-shaped instrument, he replaced them in the drawer.
With a smile of beaming satisfaction he turned to the result of his
handiwork. There they lay, six very fair-looking cigars, not too
pointed and not too stubby, all in a row in front of him upon the
table.
"An old secret adapted to a new purpose. These cigars are likely to be
more efficacious in repressing the nicotine habit than all the sermons
that were ever preached, and all the books that were ever written."
The Rev. Simon chuckled, a startling chuckle it was. It distorted his
whole countenance; made another man of him; turned a not ill-looking
gentleman into a hideous thing. It was the chuckle of a lunatic. It
came and went in, as it were, a twinkling of the eye; but the Rev.
Simon Chasuble had only to indulge in that sinister chuckle in public
once, and the incumbency of St Ursula's Church would there and then be
vacant.
"I'll put them in the case."
He placed the cigars carefully, one by one, in a handsome case, which
had been lying beside them on the table.
"How fortunate that the secret should have been in my possession; that
it should have been given to me to adapt it to so rare an end! What a
power for good the adaptation places in my hands! Given the opportunity
it may be mine to remove the nicotine habit for ever from the world.
One whiff and the slave is gone. And none shall know from whence the
blow has come. It will seem as though it has fallen from on high."
Again that dreadful chuckle, coming and going in a second, as the Rev.
Simon was in the act of making the sign of the cross.
Someone tried the handle of the door; then, finding it locked, rapped
upon the panel.
"Papa! papa!"
The Rev. Simon turned towards the door, a sudden look of keen suspicion
in his light blue eyes. But his voice was smooth and soft. "Helena?"
"Oh, papa, another of those poor women has been murdered!"
The Rev. Simon seemed to hesitate. The fashion of his countenance was
changed. It became unrelenting, pitiless. His voice became harsh and
measured.
"Do you mean that another of the inhabitants of Sodom has met with the
reward of her misdeeds? Well? God has judged!"
"Oh, papa, don't talk like that! The poor creature has been almost cut
to pieces, it is dreadful! The whole place is in excitement, we are
afraid there'll be a riot. Do open the door!"
"Have you yet to learn that, under no circumstances, do I allow secular
matters to interfere with the due performance of my spiritual duties on
the Lord's own day? If the woman is dead, she is dead. I am no
trafficker in horrors. To-morrow I shall hear all that I need to hear.
Go. I am engaged."
The girl went. The Rev. Simon listened to her retreating footsteps.
And, as she went, there was heard a sound which was very like the sound
of a woman's sobbing.
The Incumbent of St Ursula's stood with his hands clasped in front of
him, his eyes turned upwards. He quoted scripture.
"'The adulterers shall surely be put to death!' 'It is the day of the
Lord's vengeance!' 'Vengeance is mine, I will repay, saith the Lord!'
And am I not thy minister, O God, that Thou hast appointed to work Thy
will?' The harlot's house is the way to hell, going down to the
chambers of death!' Yea, O God, yea! 'So let the wicked perish!'"
The Rev. Simon took a crucifix, which dangled from the cord of his
cassock, and held it in front of him. He crossed himself. He pressed
the crucifix to his lips. He seemed, for some seconds, to be engaged in
silent prayer. Then, very methodically, he removed the evidences of his
having been engaged so recently in the manufacture of cigars. The
cigars themselves, oddly enough, he slipped, case and all, into an
inner pocket of his cassock.
All at once there was borne on some current of the air the distant
murmur of a crowd. He stood and listened. The sound grew louder; it
seemed to be coming nearer. The light faded from the Rev. Simon's eyes;
every faculty was absorbed in the act of listening. The sound was
approaching; it rose and fell; now dying away in a sullen murmur, now
rising to a startling yell. His hand stole into his bosom. When it
reappeared it held a knife, shaped something like a surgeon's scalpel.
"'The sword of the Lord and of Gideon.'"
Again that chuckle, the revelation of the lunatic.
Momentarily the noise increased. One began to individualise voices; to
realise that the tumult was the product of a thousand different
throats.
"Some riot, I suppose. One of their periodical differences with the
police. What's that?"
II
THE CIGAR WHICH WAS SMOKED
"That" was the sound of heavy footsteps hastening towards the study
door. The handle was turned; a fist was banged against the panel.
"Who's here?"
"I am here! Let me in!"
The voice was quick, sharp, abrupt, distinctly threatening. The Rev.
Simon looked round the room with shifty, inquiring eyes. He whispered
to himself.
"Philip Avalon? My sister's son? What does he want with me?" He felt,
with his fingers, the edge of the knife which he was holding. He asked
aloud, in a voice which was more than sufficiently stern, "What do you
want with me, sir?"
"I want to speak to you. Do you hear? Be quick and let me in!"
The speaker's tone was even more threatening than before; it was as if
he defied disobedience. The shifty look in the Rev. Simon's eyes
increased. Again he whispered to himself.
"It is nothing, only some fresh insolence, some new bee he has in his
bonnet."
Then aloud, "You speak with sufficient arrogance, sir, as if the house
were your own."
For response there came a storm of blows upon the panels of the door.
"By ----, if you don't open the door I'll break it in!"
Wheeling right round with a swift, crouching movement, the Rev. Simon
ran towards the window. It seemed, for the moment, as if he meditated
flight. He already had his hand upon the sash, to throw it open, when
he changed his mind. He drew himself up, he thrust the knife back into
his bosom; he strode towards the door with resolute, unflinching steps.
With unfaltering hand, turning the key in the lock, he flung the door
wide open. His voice rang out in tones of authority.
"Philip Avalon, how dare you conduct yourself in such a fashion? Do you
forget what day this is, and that I suffer no bawling intrusion to
divert my thoughts from my ministrations at the altar?"
The rejoinder which came from the young man who, regardless of the Rev.
Simon's attempt to prevent his ingress, thrust his way into the room,
was more forcible than civil.
"You villain! You damned villain!"
The Rev. Simon drew himself still straighter. His bearing, while it
suggested horror and amazement, commanded reverence.
"Philip Avalon! I am the priest of God!"
"The priest of God!" In a fit of seemingly uncontrollable passion, the
young man struck the elder to the ground. "Lie there, you hound!"
For some seconds the Rev. Simon lay where he had fallen.
The young man who had used him with such scant ceremony was tall and
broad. He had a fair beard, and was about thirty years of age. His
dress was careless. He stood glaring down upon the clergyman with
gleaming eyes. He seemed mastered by irresistible excitement.
The Incumbent of St Ursula's raised himself sufficiently from the floor
to enable him to glance up at his assailant.
"You have laid the hands of violence not only upon a much older man
than yourself, and one who is your own flesh and blood, but also upon a
priest of God. It completes the measure of your crimes. Coward! as well
as sinner!"
For a moment the young man remained speechless. When he did speak the
words came rushing from him in a torrent.
"If you continue to play the hypocrite and to adopt that tone with me
I'll go and I'll stand upon your doorstep, and I'll shout to the
people--you hear them? They are already beside themselves with rage!"
As he spoke yells and execrations were borne from the street without
into the room. "I'll shout to them, 'You want Tom the Tiger, the fiend
in human shape who has butchered seven helpless women in your midst?
He's in here! He's my uncle, Simon Chasuble, the Incumbent of St
Ursula's! I deliver him into your hands! Come in and use him as you
will!' And they'll come in, come swarming, yelling, rushing in--men,
women, children--and they'll tear you limb from limb, and will mete out
on your vile body the punishment which, after all, will be less than it
deserves!"
As he paused the young man stood with clenched fists and flaming looks,
as if it was as much as he could do to keep himself from a repetition,
in a much more emphatic form, of his previous assault.
The Rev. Simon rose to his feet gingerly. He withdrew himself, with
commendable prudence, further from where Philip Avalon was standing.
The shifty look came back into his eyes. But his voice was firm.
"What wild words are these?"
"The words may be wild, but they are true ones. Since these hideous
butcheries have been taking place in the surrounding slums and alleys a
Vigilance Committee has been formed, with a view of assisting the
police. I am a member. This morning I was out on my appointed beat. I
saw someone coming down Rainbow Court. I drew back into the shadow, and
I stood and I watched. It was you. You had on a rough black overcoat
and a cloth cap, and though you were laughing to yourself
you seemed desirous of avoiding observation. I wondered what you
were doing there at that hour in such a guise. I hesitated a
moment whether to follow you. Then I plunged into the court. Just
where I had seen you standing I found a woman lying on the ground,
dead--murdered--disembowelled; unmistakeably the handiwork of Tom the
Tiger. I was so amazed, so horrified, so actually frightened, that for
the life of me I could not think what I ought to do. I've been walking
about London all night trying to make up my mind. And now I have come
to ask you if there is in you sufficient of the man to give you courage
to go at once and yield yourself to the police; if there isn't, I shall
drag you."
"It's a lie!"
"What is a lie?"
"All that you have said is a lie. You always were a liar, Philip
Avalon."
The nephew stared at his uncle. It seemed that he found it hard to
believe that a man could be so shapen in iniquity.
"You can still speak to me like that, knowing that I know you. You
certainly are, to me, a revelation of infinite possibilities in human
nature. But I am not here to palter. Do you intend to surrender
yourself, or am I to drag you to the police, or am I to call in the
assistance of the people in the street? I give you a minute in which to
decide."
The young man took out his watch. Layman and cleric eyed each other. As
they did so the Rev. Simon's countenance was transfigured in a fashion
which startled his nephew not a little. Before Philip Avalon had
guessed his intention, the Incumbent of St Ursula's, hurrying past him,
had locked the study door and pocketed the key. As he did so he broke
into chuckling laughter. As his nephew surveyed him a glimmer of new
light began to find its way into his brain.
"Man! what is the matter with you? What have you done?"
The Rev. Simon continued chuckling. Indeed, it seemed as if he would
never stop. And there was something so unpleasant about his laughter
that, considerably to his own surprise, Philip Avalon found himself
giving way to shudder after shudder.
"Mad! stark mad!" he told himself. "And to think that none of us ever
guessed it!"
Now that the fact was actually revealed he perceived, too late, what a
lurid light it threw upon the puzzles of the past. As to the man's
madness there could be no shred of doubt. He stood gibbering in front
of him. And though Philip was very far from being, in any sense, an
expert in mental pathology, he was acute enough to realise that an
element of something horrible, of something altogether dangerous,
differentiated this man's madness from that of the ordinary lunatic. As
by the stroke of a magician's wand the clergyman had been transformed
into a fiend. He held out his hand toward Philip, never ceasing to
chuckle. Even his voice was changed; it had become an almost childish
treble.
"Yes, I did it. I! I! Seven, Philip--seven harlots slain by my single
hand! All England rings with it, yet no one guesses it was I!"
In the sudden horror of the situation the young man found it difficult
to preserve his presence of mind. He endeavoured to collect his
thoughts. He resolved to continue to speak with the voice of authority.
With some recollection of stories which he had read, or heard, of the
power of the sane man's eye, he did his best to unflinchingly meet the
madman's glance.
"Give me the key of the door, at once!"
"The key? Of the door? Oh, yes! Here is the key of the door."
The Rev. Simon produced from the bosom of his cassock what looked to
Philip Avalon very like a surgeon's scalpel. The weapon gleamed
ominously in the madman's hand. Involuntarily the young man shrank
back. His uncle noticed the gesture. His chuckling increased. He held
out the knife.
"Yes, Philip, this is the key of the door. It is with this key that I
unlocked the gates of the chambers of death for the seven harlots." The
madman's voice sank to a whisper, a whisper of a peculiarly penetrating
kind. "Philip, the Lord came to me in a dream one night, and bade me go
out among the armies of the wicked and kill! kill! kill! And I arose
and cried, O Lord, I will do as thou biddest me! And I have begun. The
tares are ripe unto the harvest, and I have my hand upon the sickle,
and I'll not stay until the whole of the harvest is reaped and cast
into the fire which never shall be quenched!"
Philip Avalon found that his uncle's manner and conversation was
beginning to have on him an effect which he had often heard described,
but which he had never before experienced, the effect of making his
blood run cold. What was he to do? It seemed to him that to attempt to
grapple with a homicidal madman, while he was in the possession of such
a weapon, was not an adventure to be recommended. A thought occurred to
him. He moved across the room. The madman immediately moved after him.
"What are you going to do? Stand still!"
Philip turned.
"I was merely about to ring for a glass of water."
The madman's suspicions were at once on the alert.
"A glass of water? What do you want with a glass of water? No! You
sha'n't ring! you sha'n't!"
He brandished his weapon in a fashion which induced his nephew to take
temporary refuge behind an arm-chair.
"Take care, sir! You will do yourself a mischief."
The Rev. Simon proved that he was, at least, in certain directions,
sufficiently keen of apprehension.
"No, Philip, it is not myself I shall do a mischief to, it is you. You
would prevent a servant of the Lord from doing his master's will; it is
meet, therefore, you should die."
Philip braced himself for the struggle which seemed to him to be
inevitably impending. But, as he paused, a sudden idea seemed to come
into the Rev. Simon's disordered brain. His chuckling redoubled.
"No! no! no!--a better way!--a better way! Philip, you're a smoker;
smoke one of my cigars."
The Rev. Simon took a cigar case from an inner pocket in his cassock.
Opening it, he held it out towards Philip Avalon. It contained six
cigars. The young man's bewilderment grew more and more. That the Rev.
Simon Chasuble, whose fulminations against what he was wont to speak of
as the "nicotine habit," had always made him seem, to his nephew, to be
more or less insane, should actually produce a case of cigars from a
pocket in his cassock, and offer him one to smoke, to Philip Avalon the
action seemed to paint the disorder of his uncle's brain in still more
vivid hues.
In his bewilderment the young man refused his uncle's offer.
"Thank you, I do not care to smoke just now."
But the Rev. Simon was insistent.
"But I say you shall, you shall! You never smoked a cigar like mine
before, and you never will again!"
Again that accentuation of the chuckle. Thinking that by humouring his
uncle's whim he would at least be afforded breathing space, Philip
took, from the proffered case, one of the six cigars. The Rev. Simon
watched him with eager eyes.
"Cut off the tip! Quick, Philip, quick!"
"What does he think he's up to now?" inquired Philip of himself. He cut
off, with his penknife, the point of the cigar, and as he did so an
idea came also to him. "I'll strike a match and light up; then I'll
drop the match into the fireplace, and that'll give me a chance to ring
the bell."
Only the first part of this programme, however, was carried into
effect. He struck a match, smiling in spite of himself at the eagerness
with which he perceived that his uncle watched him. He applied the
lighted match to his cigar. And as the slender whiff of smoke came from
between his lips, as if struck by lightning, he fell to the floor stone
dead.
The Rev. Simon Chasuble's experimental essay with his ingenious
contrivance for the conversion of smokers had been a complete success.
He knelt beside the silent figure. He kissed his crucifix; he crossed
himself.
"I thought that it would be a better way. So shall all the enemies of
the Lord perish from off the face of the earth! Shall I?"
He made, with his knife, a dreadful significant gesture over the region
of the dead man's abdomen. As he did so the bell of the adjoining
church was heard summoning the worshippers to service. On the Rev.
Simon the sound had a marvellous effect. He rose to his feet. Every
appearance of madness passed away from him. He seemed clothed again in
his right mind. He glanced at the clock upon the mantelshelf. His
manner became clerically stern.
"It is time for service to begin. I must suffer nothing to interfere
with my ministrations at the altar." Going to the door, he unlocked it,
and threw it open. He called, "Helena!"
A girl's voice replied, she thought he was calling her to church.
"Yes, papa, I'm coming! I am almost ready."
"Come here at once. Something has happened to Philip."
The girl came hurrying in, buttoning her gloves as she entered. She
exclaimed at the sight of her cousin lying so still upon the floor.
"Oh, papa, what is the matter with him? Is he in a fit?"
Her father was rapidly donning his surplice, his stole, and his hood,
surveying himself, as he did so, in a mirror.
"He is in something of the kind. As I was talking to him he fell
suddenly to the ground. See that he receives every necessary attention.
It is time for service to commence. I cannot stay."
The Incumbent of St Ursula's left the room. Directly afterwards he was
seen, in his clerical vestments, hurrying across the courtyard towards
the church.