CHAPTER II

FRANKFORT—PARIS—TROUVILLE

I was born on the 24th of February, 1837, in South Audley Street, in

a house long since pulled down, which stood at the southern corner of

Hill Street. My father had left the Diplomatic Service on his marriage

and for some years my parents lived at Exbury, the old family place

overlooking the Solent through vistas in the trees, where, sitting in the

drawing-room, you could see the great battleships with their bellying

sails—men-of-war of the pattern of Nelson’s days—the stately wooden

walls of old England, the huge West Indiamen travelling to and from

Southampton, “sailing between worlds and worlds with steady wing”—and the

dainty little Cowes yachts pertly flitting among them like graceful white

gulls.

Ships were indeed a thing of beauty in those days, and Exbury was an

earthly paradise; but like diamond tiaras and ropes of pearls, it was

a costly luxury, unremunerative. My people had to retrench, the lovely

home was let, and they went abroad to economize. In this way it happened

that I first awoke to life at Frankfort in 1840—that at any rate is my

earliest dim recollection. Two years later my father left Germany and

took us to live in France.

* * * * *

1842-1846.—I can hardly believe that it is only seventy-three years since

we first went to live in France. When I think of the immense changes

that have taken place in that beloved country since then, it seems more

like seven hundred. The upheavals of wars and revolutions, two Dynasties

gone, toppled over like houses of cards, sovereigns lauded up to the

skies one year, hounded out of existence the next, followed by the howls

and execration of infuriated mobs; 1848 and the barricades—the _coup

d’état_ of 1851—the Second Empire—the Crimean War—Mexico and the murder

of Maximilian—the war of 1870 followed by the Commune—France shorn of

two great provinces—Paris improved out of all its picturesqueness by

the commonplace uniformity of Hausmannism—only here a nook and there a

corner left—all these seem to be transformation scenes which would need

centuries to carry out, and yet they have all taken place in my lifetime.

But not in France alone; in Europe, Asia, America, Africa and Australia,

the seventy-eight years of my life have witnessed more changes than any

similar period in the world’s history.

For four years we passed the winter and spring—the season in those

days—in Paris—never twice in the same apartments, though we always

remained in the neighbourhood of the Madeleine—a convenient quarter for

our elders and for ourselves, for it was no great distance from the

gardens of the Tuileries, where we used to play with a number of little

French friends—I have forgotten the names of all of them save only one

called Jules—I suppose he had a surname, but if he did I never knew it—he

was always “le petit Jules.” He was of about my own age, very small, but

of a quite demonic cleverness, and at marbles he was a hero. He broke us

all, and many a time we went home with empty bags—not a bulge in ours—his

bursting with wealth, and yet we loved him.

I remember one tragic episode of a beautiful white alley with rosy pink

veins, the pride of my soul. The little villain challenged me to play

him, offering to stake a superb agate against it. In less time than it

takes to write the tale the alley was his. My beautiful white alley! I

was but seven years old and I wept bitterly. I wonder whether “le petit

Jules,” if he is yet alive, remembers how he avenged Waterloo that day

in his victory over the English boy. I don’t suppose that he often plays

marbles now, but if he is yet alive, I feel sure that his many talents

have led him to great successes in all his endeavours, whatever they may

have been.

Many merry days we spent among the trees and statues of those gardens,

and often on a sunny morning we could see the old King, Louis Philippe,

pacing the terrace fronting the river. He used generally to wear

a long grey great-coat with a huge steeple hat covering the famous

_Poire_[16]—an astute, none-too-reliable old man. He never had but one

companion on his walks—probably General Baudrand, his most familiar

friend—perhaps Guizot or some minister—talking earnestly, stopping

every now and then to enforce a point with appropriate gesticulations.

Hatching plots, Spanish marriage for Montpensier, or some other villainy?

Probably. But that old grey coat covered a King, and we looked at it with

awe.

As might be expected in the case of a King whose own people admitted that

the one thing he lacked was dignity, his Court seems to have been the

shoddiest affair that could be imagined; we used to hear many stories

of its vulgarities. Old Lady Sandwich, grandmother of the present earl,

spent much Irish wit upon it. Her descriptions of the bourgeois courtiers

were inimitable. She happened to go to an audience just about the time

that there was so much fuss about poor Queen Pomaré—the ex-Queen of

Tahiti. The equerry who was to announce her asked the English lady’s name.

“La Comtesse de Sandwich.”

“Pardon, Madame, je n’ai pas bien compris.”

“La Comtesse de Sandwich.”

“Mille pardons, Madame—mais ces noms anglais sont si difficiles.”

The man was evidently determined to be insolent, but Lady Sandwich turned

the tables on him by saying with a laugh:

“Mon Dieu! Monsieur, dites donc la Reine Pomaré!”

That smothered him—everybody laughed, and she stalked into the presence

majestic and triumphant.

Another time at a court ball, she had struggled through the shabby crowd

to the buffet and got herself an ice, when a big hand snatched it from

her and from the mouth that belonged to the hand there issued, “Enfoncée

la petite mère!” She turned round, furious—it was her bootmaker in the

garb of the Garde Nationale. He had only seen her back, so had not

recognized her. When he did see——!

Of the Royal Family in the Tuileries there were two members at whom

nobody sneered, of whom nobody spoke an evil word—Queen Amélie and

the Duc d’Aumale. Her goodness and dignity won universal respect and

admiration. Of the Duc d’Aumale I shall have a word to say elsewhere. As

for the rest, there was no great halo of majesty about them. The wily

old fox himself was distrusted where he was not hated. The Legitimists

spoke of him as the very incarnation of the Revolution, like his father

Égalité, a traitor to his King and to his caste. How dared he call

himself “King of the French” when his cousin was the lawful “King of

France?” The sons, Nemours, Joinville, Montpensier, I used to hear spoken

of with scant respect—no great harm about them; but poor creatures,

commanding neither regard nor affection; nobody seemed to associate with

them or to wish their friendship. When I came to know them later in life

in this country I understood the talk to which I had listened as a child.

The death of the Duc d’Orléans excited sympathy from its tragic

character, besides which he like the Duc d’Aumale, but in a lesser

degree, had earned some credit in the Algerian campaign. I can just

remember the horror with which the news of the fatal accident when he was

thrown from his carriage, between Paris and Neuilly, was received. It was

in 1842, just seventy-three years ago!

My father’s many accomplishments—music, painting, languages—made him

welcome beyond the usual run of foreigners in French society. He was,

moreover, wonderfully well-read in the old memoirs of the seventeenth

and eighteenth centuries, and quite an authority on historic French

portraits. So much so that when I once said to him that I felt sure that

if he were to find himself transported back to one of the famous salons

of those times he would know almost all the people by sight, his answer

was, “Upon my word, I believe I should.”

The society of the Faubourg in the early forties must have been very

interesting; there were so many people still living who could talk as

eye-witnesses of the horrors of the great Revolution: at the time of

our sojourning in France there was less interval separating us from the

Terreur than there is between to-day and the Crimean War.

A man of seventy years in 1842 was twenty years of age when the King was

murdered; yet it seems difficult to believe now that, as a child, I often

listened, my hair almost on end, to men and women telling how they had

seen their nearest and dearest led off in the tumbrils to the shambles of

Monsieur de Paris, and recounting the miracles by which they themselves

had escaped. There were many such. Indeed, the Duchesse d’Angoulème

herself—the woman of so many tears that to her dying day in 1851 her poor

eyes suffered from the chronic weeping known as _gutta lachrymans_—who as

a child had, with her unhappy mother, gone through the miseries of the

Conciergerie, and seen the King and Queen, both her parents led away to

the scaffold, was living, though not in France, and my father knew her

well—in all respects a wonderful woman, of whom Napoleon said that she

was “the only man in the family.”

It is now the fashion to laugh at the story that Robespierre, minded

to marry her, sought an interview with her in prison. She, warned

beforehand, maintained a dead silence, refusing to utter a word, and he

left the room, banging the door and exclaiming, “Bégueule comme toute sa

famille.” My father, who had exceptional relations with the old French

Legitimists, firmly believed that this really happened, and he had good

reason for his faith. Of people whom I actually knew and who had survived

the Revolution, several were in various ways notable.

At Trouville we became very intimate with the family of the Marquis de

Chaumont Quitry. The two sons, Félix and Odon, were splendid young men

who, among others, made the place gay, and on a fine evening they would

carry out their _trompes de chasse_ and make the rocks ring with the

“Hallali,” the “Rendezvous des Chasseurs,” and other fanfares, to the

great joy of us children.

The old Marquis had been a great figure among the _émigrés_. When still

little more than a boy he had contrived to make his escape from the

Terreur with his young wife, and landed in England with a few pounds in

his pocket. Many friends were eager to help him, but he was as proud as

his ancestor, Robert de Chaumont, the knight of the First Crusade, and

he would accept nothing. With the little money that he had he bought

cloth, thread, scissors, needles, and whalebone, and set up with the

Marquise as a stay-maker somewhere in Soho—a hero, if ever there was

one—and it became the fashion for fine ladies to have their stays made by

the noble descendant of Crusaders whose pedigree could be traced back to

Charlemagne.

There was another wizened little old gentleman, whose name I have

forgotten, who used to tell us anecdotes of the straits to which he was

put during his life in London; but after all, it might have been worse,

and he was able to feed himself for very little money. In the cheap slum

in which he lived there used to appear every morning a man with little

pieces of meat on skewers; for two or three pence you could obtain “des

petites portions,” quite enough for a meal, “et ma foi! ça n’était pas

trop mauvais; ça s’appelle Kami.” He was dealing with the cat’s-meat man!

I used often to be taken to see the venerable Marquise du Mesnil, who

had been lady-in-waiting to Marie Antoinette. The old lady lived in a

wonderful apartment full of glorious old furniture, Gobelins tapestry,

Sèvres china, vernis Martin, fans and pictures, memorials of the old

Court which would fetch a king’s ransom to-day. I sometimes wondered

whether the windows of those rooms had ever been opened since the house

was built, for the air was thick with a peculiar musty, stuffy, mousey

smell, over which neither musk nor verveine could prevail. Here she sat

bolt upright with a priceless snuffbox in her wizened hand, telling tales

which made me gasp with terror, until I could almost see Judith carrying

the bleeding head out of the tapestry in the boudoir to the music of the

_carmagnole_ in the street below.

At the Musée Carnavalet, or looking at the Princess de Lamballe’s

little pink slipper at the Cluny, I am reminded of that house of fear

from which I used to escape trembling, but to which, such was its weird

fascination, I always used to beg to be taken every time my people went

to visit there. The old lady was always very kind to the little boy who

never quite knew whether he feared or loved her, but who had a lurking

suspicion that she must be some relation of that fairy who was not asked

to the christening.

A great pleasure on our homeward walk from the Rive Gauche was to

be allowed, after recrossing the river, to go through the Place

du Carrousel, between the Louvre and the Tuileries, not then the

magnificent, dull and highly respectable space that it now is, but a

regular fair, with all sorts of cheap booths, where dogs and cats and

monkeys, many strange beasts, birds from over-sea islands, parrots

and fowls with gaudy plumage, snakes, tortoises, cheap and entrancing

sham jewellery and rubbish were for sale. It was very picturesque,

very smelly and very dirty, the screams of the macaws, the barking

of the dogs, and the cries of the vendors made the day noisome and

hideous, but we youngsters loved it with all its filth, and the present

spick-and-spanness is no compensation for the magnets of attraction that

have been swept away.

I wonder where these sweepings agglomerate into life again. There must

be some place where the humble _piou-piou_ buys a cheap ring for his

lady-love, some place where the _marchand de coco_ tinkles his bell among

the crowd, where the distressful person who earns his living by picking

up cigar-ends, now partially ruined by the cigarette craze and the end

of snuff-taking, can ply his trade, and the cries of the old-clothes man

and the dealer in stale fruit may be heard, some place from which modern

ideas will drive them once more into the wilderness; for after all, it

must be admitted that the picturesque charms of Petticoat Lane are hardly

in harmony with the sedateness of an improving neighbourhood, let alone

a great architectural quadrangle separating two palaces, one, alas! now

gone for ever.

There were other walks—the Jardins des Plantes, the Bois de Boulogne,

and so many pleasant expeditions. But what I grew to love most, as the

years rolled on, were the quaint old nooks and corners that we used to

come upon in remote and unexpected places, remnants of the old Paris of

the Trois Mousquetaires—delightful people!—curiously gabled streets where

the oil lanterns still swung from wires fastened to the houses on either

side, places just fit for rufflers like d’Artagnan, Athos, Porthos,

Aramis, swaggering hand on hilt; dark, mysterious, labyrinthine quarters,

very primitive and no doubt very unhygienic; but then you cannot have

everything.

One not very judicious outing I remember when I was seven years old, and

a sentimental tutor from Demler’s school, to which we were sent, took

several of his pupils, myself among them, to the Morgue to see the corpse

of a girl who had been murdered—stabbed to death—by her sweetheart. It

was a horrid place, that old Morgue, where the dead bodies were laid out

naked on marble slabs with a tiny trickle of water playing upon them,

like salmon in a fishmonger’s shop, and their poor rags of clothing hung

damp, empty and melancholy from the ceiling. The sight almost made me

sick and fed me with nightmares for weeks.

One of my father’s best friends in Paris was the old Duchesse de Rauzan.

She had recently built herself a house at Trouville, on the sands near

the mouth of the river. Trouville was then a tiny fishing village. The

only other house besides that of the Duchesse was one built close to hers

by Doctor, afterwards Sir Joseph, Olliffe, the physician to the English

Embassy. The Duchesse was anxious to get a few of her friends to camp for

the summer in the fishermen’s cottages and make up a pleasant _coterie_.

Amongst others, she persuaded my father to join the party. One day my

father had taken me with him to call on the Duchesse, to inquire further

before deciding, and as we were sitting there, a footman announced

“Monsieur le Docteur Billard.”

“What a piece of luck!” said the Duchesse. “Monsieur Billard is the

Trouville doctor, so you will be able to ask him all about it.”

Questioned, Billard answered, “Monsieur, Trouville est un trou!” and went

into fits of laughter at the fullness of his own wit.

The answer, however, did not suit the Duchesse’s book, so the poor doctor

was promptly snubbed and told not to talk nonsense. I was destined to

see a good deal of that learned man of pills and noxious draughts in

the next four years, and he became one of my most intimate enemies. He

was a primitive, and so far as I was concerned he had but one remedy,

a horrible decoction of gum arabic and sugar, called _sirop de gomme_,

which presumably was intended to glue together any little portions of the

human organization which might have got out of joint, and was his panacea

for all ailments except the toothache; for that he had a dreadful

instrument of torture called a German key—upon me he experimented with

both.

He was a humorist: “N’ayez pas peur, mon petit ami; nous allons guérir ça

avec un peu de baume d’acier.” In went the “baume d’acier” into my mouth,

and with a great wrench out came the tooth. Howling with pain, rage and

indignation at having been tricked, I wreaked an inadequate revenge upon

M. Billard’s shins. But this is forestalling events. In spite of the

doctor’s wit, the Duchesse easily talked over my father, and the result

was five most happy summers in the brightest of surroundings.

And so it came to pass that one fine day in 1842 we all embarked on the

railway, then a very new institution, which went no further than Rouen,

where we slept, and on the following morning two huge yellow diligences,

which my father had chartered to carry us and our fortunes to the

Norman coast, were standing outside the old-fashioned inn. My father,

my grandmother, two aunts, my two brothers and myself, besides a German

tutor and a white poodle, made up the crew.

Greatly hindered was the packing of the crazy old coaches by that

nondescript, motley crowd that used to fill an inn-yard on those

occasions, a crowd quite unknown to the traveller of to-day, long since

as extinct as the great auk, all shouting, swearing and spitting, all

giving different opinions, with much gesticulation, as to what trunk

should be placed where, in unison only when the question of _pourboires_

turned up, in unison then—not in harmony.

Off at last! The great lumbering diligences rattling over the cobble

stones of the glorious old cathedral city, stopping now and then for

pack-thread repairs to the harness, the coachman cracking a long

whip, the stick made of twisted willow and garnished with red cotton

tassels to match those on his horn, which he from time to time tootled

distractingly, shouting at his horses, the near leader, a favourite,

being addressed lovingly as “Coco,” the off leader held up to contempt as

a “sacred canary-bird,” and the wheelers being left to jog on in peace as

the spirit moved them, nibbling with fond kisses at one another’s ears,

and all four merrily jingling their bells.

It was a weary journey, and we were all very tired, hungry, cross and

scratchy (for the straw in the bottom of the diligence harboured a colony

of greedy fleas), when we rolled along the quay in state and finally drew

up at the chemist’s shop, kept by one Madame Gamard, the upper floors of

which we were to occupy.

It was a mean old house, at the entrance to a curly street, the back

windows of which overlooked a butcher’s shambles, where every morning

at daybreak bovine sacrifices took place, a gruesome sight, which the

German tutor used to wake us up to witness. He would not have missed a

death-blow or a groan for anything. He revelled in blood like Ivan the

Terrible. If only, as in the case of the cruel Tsar, it had been human

blood, one felt that his treat would have been complete. At the back

of the house slaughter; in the front drugs and potions in wonderfully

inscribed gallipots, interspersed with fly-blown caramels and sugared

almonds almost as nauseous as the salts and senna.

Only a maid and a cook, with my nurse and my father’s manservant, came

with us from Paris, so as we were a largish party, my grandmother had

to engage two additional women selected from the local talent. Her star

was in the ascendant when for one of them her choice fell upon Marie

Letac—and here I am at once met by a difficulty. How to spell the name?

As no member of the Letac family had ever been taught to read or write,

such superfluous accomplishments not being the fashion at Trouville,

the spelling was a matter of debate. Should the name end with a _c_,

or _que_, or _cque_, or _ques_, or _cques_? I take the line of least

resistance and adopt the final _c_.

Marie was a dear, rosy-faced, good-humoured, very plump person of some

forty years—snuff her one dissipation, her one extravagance. How she

managed to stow away so much was a mystery; a large, flat nose and the

stains on her apron would account for some of it, but surely not for

all. Her union with a thin, red-haired, weasel-faced carpenter had been

blessed by a numerous family, obviously hardy annuals. She was a great

character, but when she came back the following year from Paris, whither

she had insisted on accompanying us, she became a notable authority

touching the glories of the capital, upon which she would descant to

Weasel-face and a select circle of _commères_, listening open-mouthed,

with their hands folded under their aprons upon their ample stomachs.

What struck her most in Paris was the beauty of the potatoes. “Parlez-moi

des pommes de terre de Paris! C’est si-z-aimable à cuir.” Of the

servants’ quarters in a Paris house she did not approve so highly,

and no wonder, for they were wretched dens under the roof, often not

weathertight. She sometimes acted as my nurse, and I can hear her now,

after bidding me good night, saying, “Où’s’qu’il est le parapluie?—allons

nous coucher!”

One fine day there came to Trouville a travelling dentist and quack, a

sort of Dr. Dulcamara, who established his cart on the quai near the fish

market. He announced himself as “La Gloire de la Science,” the favourite

medicine-man and confidant of the Emperor of Russia and the other Crowned

Heads of Europe. He was dressed in an old ragged blue military coatee

with scarlet worsted epaulettes, dirty white breeches and top-boots. On

his head rested the dignity of a huge cocked hat with a tall tricolor

plume. He carried a gigantic sword, and his warlike appearance was

enhanced by a pair of phenomenal black moustachios. In attendance upon

him were a performer on the key-bugle and a _pitre_, or jack-pudding,

whose business it was at the psychological moment to bang a big drum and

crash a pair of cymbals in order to drown the howls of the victims of

dentistry.

Marie Letac, who had been suffering from toothache, was wild to go and

consult the “Glory of Science.” My aunt promised to pay the fee, so off

she went and mounted the learned doctor’s cart. A little while later we

went out and met Marie Letac with a duster before her mouth, bleeding

profusely, crying with pain, yet half laughing at her own plight—one

might almost say weeping merrily.

“Well,” said my aunt, “so you have had it out?”

“Seven of them,” blurted out Marie.

“Seven! Impossible!”

“Oh! du moment que c’est mademoiselle qui régale!” and with that she went

off bleeding but content.

The man of pills, potions, and forceps did a roaring trade that day; the

drum and cymbals were never idle, and there was a great crowd of sailors

and fishwives, standing unwearied for many hours, happy in the enjoyment

of an exhibition which was free, and in the contemplation of the pain of

their friends and neighbours.

I think, though it is anticipating by a good many years, that I must

finish the story of our relations with Marie Letac. She remained with us

all the time we were in France, and was heart-broken when we left—that

was in 1846. We spent the summer holidays of that year at Tunbridge

Wells, and one day, as we were all sitting at luncheon, there came a ring

at the bell, and we were told that there was a French beggar-woman who

wanted to see my aunt. She ran out of the room and presently came back

with Marie, travel-stained, tired, footsore, and almost worn out, but

crying for very happiness. She said that she could bear the separation no

longer, so she had gone to Havre, taken boat for Southampton, and walked

all the way to Tunbridge Wells. How she managed to find the road, not

knowing a word of English and almost penniless, was a puzzle. She had an

addressed envelope and that was all, but here and there she met with a

kind person who knew a little French and helped her, and so at last the

faithful creature reached us. She did not stay very long, for she had her

husband and the hardy annuals to look after, and she was sent back to

Normandy, this time travelling decently and in comfort.

The following summer we went back to Trouville, and of course she came

to be with us. After that we never saw her again. But every Yuletide

there came a letter to my aunt, written by the village scribe in

pompous language, beginning, “Je croirais manquer à mon devoir si je ne

m’empressais pas,” etc., etc., with many good wishes and felicitations.

At last, after many years, there was a sad Christmas which brought no

letter. Poor Marie “avait manqué à son devoir.” She was dead.

* * * * *

Of Trouville Alexandre Dumas père was the Columbus, la Mère Oseraie

the George Washington. What the one discovered, the other made. The

“Bras d’Or,” the solitary little inn over which Madame Oseraie shed

the very sunshine of kindness, became famous as a summer resort for

the long-haired denizens of the Quartier Latin of Paris. It was quite

humble and very cheap, but it was specklessly clean, and the cooking was

undeniable, for the hostess was a born _cordon bleu_. The elder Dumas

was no mean judge, and when he gave her his blessing, her omelettes were

said to be a dream, her _soupe aux choux_ a revelation. The great man

had spoken, and the “Bras d’Or” became a sort of suffragan headquarters

for some of the painters of the Barbizon school, and a small gang of

imitative _rapins_ who followed in their wake. It suited their meagre

purses; for three or four francs a day they were lodged and fed upon the

fat of the land, with bread and cider _à discrétion_.

As for Madame Oseraie herself, round, fat, and fubsy, with a most genial

smile and welcome, she looked as if she had been made to suckle the

world on the milk of human kindness. The good inn was never empty, and

the guests went back to Paris all the better for the rest, with a dip

in the sea, fresh, strong air and good food, carrying a satchel full of

sketches to work upon in their cock-loft _ateliers_ till the time should

come round for another happy summer holiday. But after 1842 no more “Bras

d’Or” for the poor _rapins_! The grandees from Paris had taken possession

of Trouville; Madame Oseraie not unreasonably raised her prices, and the

poor, long-haired, imperfectly-washed, but very merry ne’er-do-weels must

move on to some other and, let us hope, equally happy hunting ground.

When the great people came they had perforce to accept the simple

life. The fisher folk furbished up their cottages according to their

humble ideas of æsthetic extravagance, and their lodgers, who had left

behind them rooms rich with Gobelins and Beauvais tapestry, furnished

with masterpieces by Riesener, Caffieri and Gouthières, had to content

themselves with hideous cheap wall-papers the colour of which came

off in dust upon their coats and gowns, and with such poor sticks and

stocks as the modest homes could afford. What became of the owners, in

what troglodytes’ dwellings they lay hidden, counting over their little

harvest, is more than any man can say.

One or two artists, a little less hairy and a little better off than

the old patrons of the inn, came with the mighty. There were the two

brothers Mozin, Charles and Théodore, the one a clever painter, the other

a musician, and Vogel, beloved of the none-too-critical Paris ladies

for his sugary ballads all about love and cottages and despair—songs as

sweet and smooth as the almond-paste in a wedding-cake. They brought a

sort of mild æsthetic leaven into the general hotch-potch; the dandies

copied their scarlet flannel blouses and their _bérets_; the smart ladies

accepted their sketches and the dedications of their songs, feeling that

in so doing they were laying a claim to a reputation for culture.

A vision of the _plage_ at Trouville was Madame de Contades, who came

down from Paris one year to breathe a little health after some serious

illness. She used to be carried on to the sands on a canvas litter by two

sturdy fishermen in their blue jerseys and knitted caps, and when she

was comfortably established with her book, her fan, her parasol, and her

bottle of smelling-salts or some cunning essence, she would be surrounded

by a bevy of children, pages and tiny maids of honour, all eager to

render her homage and do her some small service—a lilliputian court quite

as much in love with her as the dandy moths that singed their wings in

her flame.

How beauty appeals to children! That sweet, pale face, framed in soft

brown curls like the Cenci of Guido Reni, is a fascination to me to-day

as it was seventy years ago and more. She should have remained a tender

invalid; but the rough Norman breezes brought back the roses to her

cheeks and strength to her shapely limbs, and the next I heard of our

beautiful queen was swimming a race against another lady in the Seine at

Paris. To her lilliputian court this seemed an outrage of _lèse-poésie_.

Indeed, it was deemed a little unusual at that rather stiff period.

The Lubersacs, Barbantanes, Blacas, followed the lead of the Duchesse de

Rauzan, as should beseem daughters and sons-in-law. Notable also was the

Duchesse de Gramont Caderousse, with her two boys, daily playfellows of

ours, the second of whom became the famous _viveur_, dandy, duellist, and

eccentric of the Second Empire—I shall, perhaps, speak of him later. The

elder brother died as a boy.

Sunday was a great day, when the little street and the _plage_ were quite

alive with holiday folk who flocked in from the neighbouring farms and

villages to see the fine people from Paris. It was a very picturesque

crowd. Of course the sailor-men were all dressed in their best blue

cloth, with their red knitted woollen caps throwing a tassel jauntily on

one side. The well-to-do farmers’ wives and daughters were very smart.

Striped petticoats coming down a little above the ankle, showing a neat

little pair of wooden sabots, or even leather shoes; black-silk aprons;

white fichus folded over their breasts; upon their heads the old, high

twelfth-century caps, trimmed with lace, which our ladies said was

beautiful, handed down from mother to daughter for generations.

A few years ago I was at Trouville once more upon a Sunday. Alas! the old

costumes were no longer there. The present generation of farmers’ wives

were all garbed and hatted in imitation of Paris fashions. It was too

sad! They were a fine, strapping, healthy race of women, with beautiful

skins and cheeks as rosy as the apples of their own orchards. Some of the

girls were very handsome, sweet and modest-looking; rather shy of the

foreigners. It may be said that I was not of an age to judge, but I was a

long-eared little pitcher, and I heard what my elders said. The men were

not so picturesquely attired, but there was a touch of local character

about their get-up also.

A great ally of ours was a certain old Monsieur Pommier (I don’t suppose

he was more than forty, but to us he seemed a Methuselah), who always

came to see us dressed in his Sunday best. A brown coat as stiff as iron,

and as uncomfortable as a strait waistcoat, with a ridiculous little pair

of tails about six inches long sticking out behind almost at right angles

to his waist; a phenomenally high collar reaching to his ears, a tall

stock above a flowered white waistcoat; on his reddish, close-cropped

head a black beaver hat, brushed the wrong way; in his hand a stick with

the thick end downwards, held by a leathern thong at the small end; tiny

side-whiskers, and a face and nose shining from recent soapsuds. He was

the type of the prosperous Normandy farmers and cider-makers of his

day. If they were proverbially a close-fisted race, they knew how to be

hospitable, and there was an old-world courtesy which pierced through

their roughness and was most attractive. To us they were very kindly, and

the memory of them is still pleasant.

It was a motley crowd that came to mix with the grand ladies, the

dandies, the _nounous_, the little bare-legged children making

sand-castles, watching an itinerant Polichinelle or scrambling about

the mussel-clad Roches Noires under the careful eyes of governesses and

tutors.

But gay and bright and happy as the Sunday was out of doors, inside our

house it was dreary and penitential. My grandmother, a Leslie-Anstruther

by birth, had inherited all the bigotry of the old Covenanters, and under

her rule, kind and loving as it was on week-days, the Sabbath was a day

on which no expression of joy was permitted. Many hours were consumed by

her in various forms of deadly dull worship. Even we, mere children, had

to sit through a service which was made as forbidding as it could be. She

began with the morning service read from beginning to end, including the

priestly absolution, which she delivered with peculiar unction; then came

the Litany, which the professional cleric omits when the morning prayer

has been given in its entirety; then the Communion service. By that

time most performers would have been exhausted—not so my grandmother;

she proceeded to deliver one of Blair’s sermons, and woe be to us if we

yawned, or fidgeted, or were guilty of inattention!

I remember one special Sunday. I must have been about six years old when

I was promoted to a pair of trousers; they were made by the village

tailor out of a hideous black-and-white check horse-cloth, very coarse

and prickly, like the hair-shirt of a medieval saint. Every time I

moved the sharp points entered into my tender flesh; to kneel was a

penance, to get up again and sit down a torture. My fidgets and groans

could not be restrained; they were a criminal interruption, and I was

punished accordingly, but at any rate, in order that the punishment

should be effective, the cruel trousers had to be taken down, and

that was a consolation, though only temporary, and not unmixed with a

counter-irritation of pain. In these circumstances religion was what the

great Lord Halifax called “a _vertu_ stuck with bristles, too rough for

this Age.”

* * * * *

In 1845 we stayed on at Trouville long after all the other summer

visitors had fled, like the swallows. No one left but the fisherfolk and

ourselves.

In the late autumn the sea became leaden, ugly, cruel-looking. One

stormy day when I fought my way as usual against the wind down to the

deserted sands, close to where the bathing-machines were drawn up in

idleness, I came upon a group of fishermen carrying something blue and

limp, a belated bather whom they had risked their own lives to rescue

from the waves growling savagely upon the beach, lashing themselves,

as it seemed to me, into a fury at being robbed of their prey. It was

difficult to believe that it was the same sea that a few short weeks

before had rippled so gently, kissing the pretty feet of the paddling

children! On such days as those I felt very much alone and longed to get

back to the Gardens of the Tuileries and the merry games with our little

_camarades_.

But there were bright days in the waning year, when we made expeditions

to neighbouring farm-houses, or tramped along the frosty riverside road

to the little town of Touques, with its black-and-white timbered houses

and the picturesque ruins of the old Norman castle.

What a joy it was when I was about eight years old to let my imagination

run riot, peopling the old keep with visions of knights and dames and

beautiful Jewesses! I was in the middle of reading “Ivanhoe” and here

was indeed a setting for the book. I could fancy myself at Torquilstone

and conjure up living pictures of the Black Knight, Front de Bœuf, the

Templar, Athelstane, and Cedric the Saxon. There was a beautiful peasant

girl in her high Norman cap, wandering down below among the now leafless

apple orchards; could she be the Lady Rowena? And that sturdy, rather

ruffianly vagabond standing in the ancient archway. Surely no other than

Gurth the swineherd! Phantoms conjured up by the Wizard of the North.

* * * * *

In August, 1847, we were once more at Trouville, and it was for the last

time. In former years we had been wont to see more of that romantic

Norman coast than most people did; for we were not fashionable: we used

to arrive in early spring, long before the orchards were brilliant with

the bravery of the apple blossoms, and more than once we stayed on long

after the last glorious red fruits had been gathered for the cider-vats,

when the first frosts had coloured the falling leaves, and the hedges

yielded no more blackberries with which to smear our small faces. This

year our stay was bounded by the Eton holidays.

It was a fateful month—fateful for France—for it was the month in which

the Praslin tragedy took place, a tragedy which might perhaps by now have

been mercifully forgotten had it not played so important a part in the

political history of that time.

One beautiful summer day, when all the little world of Trouville was

gathered together upon the velvety sands, the terrible news arrived. Two

young Irish ladies came running up to my aunts weeping bitterly—almost

in hysterics. They were great friends of the Praslin family and had just

heard that the poor Duchess had been murdered and the Duke arrested. I

remember the thrill of horror with which the news was received on the

_plage_, and that thrill throbbed through all France. The Duc de Praslin

had driven the first nail in the coffin of the Orleans monarchy.

For some five or six years the Duke and Duchess, who had a large family,

had had in their service as governess a certain Mademoiselle de Luzy. Of

this lady the Duchess, with or without reason, but most probably with

very good reason, at any rate so far as the transfer of her husband’s

affections was concerned, had become furiously jealous: so much so that

her father, Marshal Sebastiani, insisted upon Mademoiselle de Luzy’s

dismissal. This, however, did not put an end to the intimacy, of whatever

nature it may have been, between her and the Duke, for it was shown that

on the arrival of the family in Paris from the country, he drove at once

to her house. That night the murder was committed. When the servants

entered the bedroom, they had to face a sight so appalling that M.

Delessert, the Prefect of Police, whose business made him familiar with

the horrors of crime, told Mr. Henry Greville that in all his experience

he had not come across so ghastly a spectacle. There were signs of a

desperate struggle, for the unhappy Duchess, a short but stout woman, had

evidently fought fiercely for her life.

Suffice it to say here that the evidence against the Duke was damning.

A pistol known to belong to him had been used as a bludgeon, and was

clotted with blood and hair—some of the hair was his own, pulled out in

the cruel fight! He had opened the window in order to excite the belief

that the crime was the work of burglars; but it was pointed out to him

that nothing had been stolen, and that a figure resembling his had been

seen from the outside opening the casement—upon which he observed that

the matter assumed a grave aspect. He was arrested and carried to prison,

but managed to take a dose of poison which proved insufficient; a second

dose was smuggled, as it was averred, into his cell, and of this he died;

but there were many people who believed that the poison was a farce, and

that he was spirited away to England, where he is supposed to have lived

for many years in hiding somewhere in the Lake district. The possibility

of this escape was strenuously denied both by M. Delessert and the

Procureur-Général; but it is significant that the former did not himself

see the Duke’s body, although it was his duty to do so. He was prevented

by other business.

Mademoiselle de Luzy was arrested and kept in solitary confinement. But

when she was examined she gave her evidence clearly and simply. Nothing

was elicited to show that she was _particeps criminis_, or even that her

relations with the Duke had gone beyond the bounds of propriety. She was

of course released, and afterwards married very respectably.

All France was moved to the core by the horror of the crime; but what

aroused even more indignation than the murder itself was, as I well

recollect, the widespread idea that for political reasons there had been

a miscarriage of justice and that the murderer, owing to his exalted

position, had been allowed to disappear scot-free.

There were whisperings and mutterings, and grave doubts expressed even in

high places; but in the lower strata of society, among the _bourgeoisie_

and the proletariat, there were sullen, ominous thunder-growls boding ill

for a government which had long since forfeited all claim to popularity;

the whole affair was shrouded in a mystery which was more than enough

to excite the minds of a highly inflammable people. Republicans and

Socialists had for some years been on the war-path: now they were goaded

by laws gagging the press and proscribing public meetings. These laws,

initiated by Guizot and furiously opposed by Thiers, brought about the

final crash; the revolution broke out, and on the 22nd of February,

1848, the King and his Queen were hounded out by the mob of Paris. A few

days later a slippery old gentleman with a curious pear-shaped head and

profuse expressions of geniality—a commodity which he always kept in

stock—landed at Newhaven. He said he was Mr. Smith.

Whether the Duc de Praslin died in prison, a suicide as well as a

murderer, or whether his flight was connived at by the mighty, is one of

those secrets which will remain hidden till the Day of Judgment. It used

to be said that members of his family were in the habit of paying annual

visits to him in England. The French authorities always scouted this

idea; but many years later facts came to my knowledge which proved that

one of his very near relations did make a practice of coming to England

periodically, and that during those expeditions he was for the most part

lost to the sight of his friends. Whither he went no one knew.

It is a strange coincidence that the fall of the last two monarchies

in France—that of Louis Philippe and that of Louis Napoléon—should in

each case have been heralded by a single murder. These were crimes

which stirred the wildest passions, the fiercest and most unthinking

resentments of the mob, and however unjustly, the penalty for them was

paid by those who had no hand in them.

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