"I beg your pardon, child. It isn't often that I laugh; for I've a

heavy heart somewhere, and have known trouble enough to make me as sad

as the sea is sometimes."

"Tell me about your troubles; I pity you very much, and like to hear you

talk," said Freddy, kindly.

"Unfortunately we are very easily killed, in spite of our size; and have

various afflictions besides death. We grow blind; our jaws are deformed

sometimes; our tails, with which we swim, get hurt; and we have

dyspepsia."

Freddy shouted at that; for he knew what dyspepsia was, because at the

sea-side there were many sickly people who were always groaning about

that disease.

"It's no laughing matter, I assure you," said the whale's bone. "We

suffer a great deal, and get thin and weak and miserable. I've sometimes

thought that's the reason we are blue."

"Perhaps, as you have no teeth, you don't chew your food enough, and so

have dyspepsia, like an old gentleman I know," said Freddy.

"That's not the reason; my cousins, the Sperms, have teeth, and

dyspepsia also."

"Are they blue?"

"No, black and white. But I was going to tell you my troubles. My father

was harpooned when I was very young, and I remember how bravely he

died. The Rights usually run away when they see a whaler coming; not

from cowardice,--oh, dear, no!--but discretion. The Sperms stay and

fight, and are killed off very fast; for they are a very headstrong

family. We fight when we can't help it; and my father died like a hero.

They chased him five hours before they stuck him; he tried to get away,

and dragged three or four boats and sixteen hundred fathoms of line from

eight in the morning till four at night. Then they got out another line,

and he towed the ship itself for more than an hour. There were fifteen

harpoons in him: he chewed up a boat, pitched several men overboard, and

damaged the vessel, before they killed him. Ah! he was a father to be

proud of."

Freddy sat respectfully silent for a few minutes, as the old bone seemed

to feel a great deal on the subject. Presently he went on again:

"The Sperms live in herds; but the Rights go in pairs, and are very fond

of one another. My wife was a charming creature, and we were very happy,

till one sad day, when she was playing with our child,--a sweet little

whaleling only twelve feet long, and weighing but a ton,--my son was

harpooned. His mamma, instead of flying, wrapped her fins round him, and

dived as far as the line allowed. Then she came up, and dashed at the

boats in great rage and anguish, entirely regardless of the danger she

was in. The men struck my son, in order to get her, and they soon

succeeded; but even then, in spite of her suffering, she did not try to

escape, but clung to little Spouter till both were killed. Alas! alas!"

Here the poor bone creaked so dismally, Freddy feared it would tumble to

pieces, and bring the story to an end too soon.

"Don't think of those sorrowful things," he said; "tell me how you came

to be here. Were you harpooned?"

"Not I; for I've been very careful all my life to keep out of the way of

danger: I'm not like one of my relations, who attacked a ship, gave it

such a dreadful blow that he made a great hole, the water rushed in, and

the vessel was wrecked. But he paid dearly for that prank; for a few

months afterward another ship harpooned him very easily, finding two

spears still in him, and a wound in his head. I forgot to mention, that

the Sperms have fine ivory teeth, and make ambergris,--a sort of stuff

that smells very nice, and costs a great deal. I give you these little

facts about my family, as you seem interested, and it's always well to

improve the minds of young people."

"You are very kind; but will you be good enough to tell about yourself?"

said Freddy again; for the bone seemed to avoid that part of the story,

as if he didn't want to tell it.

"Well, if I must, I must; but I'm sorry to confess what a fool I've

been. You know what coral is, don't you?"

"No," said Freddy, wondering why it asked.

"Then I must tell you, I suppose. There is a bit in the house

there,--that rough, white, stony stuff on the table in the parlor. It's

full of little holes, you know. Well, those holes are the front doors of

hundreds of little polypes, or coral worms, who build the great branches

of coral, and live there. They are of various shapes and colors,--some

like stars; some fine as a thread, and blue or yellow; others like

snails and tiny lobsters. Some people say the real coral-makers are

shaped like little oblong bags of jelly, closed at one end, the other

open, with six or eight little feelers, like a star, all around it. The

other creatures are boarders or visitors: these are the real workers,

and, when they sit in their cells and put out their feelers, they make

all manner of lovely colors under the water,--crimson, green, orange,

and violet. But if they are taken up or touched, the coral people go in

doors, and the beautiful hues disappear. They say there are many coral

reefs and islands built by these industrious people, in the South Seas;

but I can't go there to see, and I am contented with those I find in the

northern latitudes. I knew such a community of coral builders, and used

to watch them long ago, when they began to work. It was a charming

spot, down under the sea; for all manner of lovely plants grew there;

splendid fishes sailed to and fro; wonderful shells lay about; crimson

and yellow prawns, long, gliding green worms, and purple sea-urchins,

were there. When I asked the polypes what they were doing, and they

answered, 'Building an island,' I laughed at them; for the idea that

these tiny, soft atoms could make any thing was ridiculous. 'You may

roar; but you'll see that we are right, if you live long enough,' said

they. 'Our family have built thousands of islands and long reefs, that

the sea can't get over, strong as it is.' That amused me immensely; but

I wouldn't believe it, and laughed more than ever."

"It does seem very strange," said Freddy, looking at the branch of coral

which he had brought out to examine.

"Doesn't it? and isn't it hard to believe? I used to go, now and then,

to see how the little fellows got on, and always found them hard at it.

For a long while there was only a little plant without leaves, growing

slowly taller and taller; for they always build upward toward the light.

By and by, the small shrub was a tree: flying-fish roosted in its

branches; sea-cows lay under its shadow; and thousands of jolly little

polypes lived and worked in its white chambers. I was glad to see them

getting on so well; but still I didn't believe in the island story, and

used to joke them about their ambition. They were very good-natured, and

only answered me, 'Wait a little longer, Friend Right.' I had my own

affairs to attend to; so, for years at a time, I forgot the

coral-workers, and spent most of my life up Greenland way, for warm

climates don't agree with my constitution. When I came back, after a

long absence, I was astonished to see the tree grown into a large

umbrella-shaped thing, rising above the water. Sea-weed had washed up

and clung there; sea-birds had made nests there; land-birds and the

winds had carried seeds there, which had sprung up; trunks of trees had

been cast there by the sea; lizards, insects, and little animals came

with the trees, and were the first inhabitants; and, behold! it _was_ an

island."

"What did you say then?" asked Freddy.

"I was angry, and didn't want to own that I was wrong; so I insisted

that it wasn't a real island, without people on it. 'Wait a little

longer,' answered the polypes; and went on, building broader and broader

foundations. I flounced away in a rage, and didn't go back for a great

while. I hoped something would happen to the coral builders and their

island; but I was so curious that I couldn't keep away, and, on going

back there, I found a settlement of fishermen, and the beginning of a

thriving town. Now I should have been in a towering passion at this, if

in my travels I hadn't discovered a race of little creatures as much

smaller than polypes as a mouse is smaller than an elephant. I heard two

learned men talking about diatoms, as they sailed to Labrador; and I

listened. They said these people lived in both salt and fresh water, and

were found in all parts of the world. They were a glassy shell, holding

a soft, golden-yellow substance, and that they were so countless that

banks were made of them, and that a town here in these United States was

founded on them. They were the food of many little sea-animals, who, in

turn, fed us big creatures, and were very interesting and wonderful. I

saved up this story; and, when the polypes asked if they hadn't done

what they intended, I told them I didn't think it so very remarkable,

for the tiny diatoms made cities, and were far more astonishing animals

than they. I thought that would silence them; but they just turned

round, and informed me that my diatoms were plants, not animals,--so my

story was all humbug. Then I _was_ mad; and couldn't get over the fact

that these little rascals had done what we, the kings of the sea,

couldn't do. I wasn't content with being the biggest creature there: I

wanted to be the most skilful also. I didn't remember that every thing

has its own place and use, and should be happy in doing the work for

which it was made. I fretted over the matter a long while, and at last

decided to make an island myself."

"How could you?" asked Freddy.

"I had my plans; and thought them very wise ones. I was so bent on

outdoing the polypes that I didn't much care what happened; and so I

went to work in my clumsy way. I couldn't pile up stones, or build

millions of cells; so I just made an island of myself. I swam up into

the harbor yonder one night; covered my back with sea-weed; and lay

still on the top of the water. In the morning the gulls came to see what

it was, and pecked away at the weeds, telling me very soon that they

knew what I was after, and that I couldn't gull them. All the people on

shore turned out to see the wonder also; for a fisherman had carried the

tidings, and every one was wild to behold the new island. After staring

and chattering a long while, boats came off to examine the mystery.

Loads of scientific gentlemen worked away at me with microscopes,

hammers, acids, and all sorts of tests, to decide what I was; and kept

up such a fire of long words that I was 'most dead. They couldn't make

up their minds; and meanwhile news of the strange thing spread, and

every sort of person came to see me. The gulls kept telling them the

joke; but they didn't understand, and I got on capitally. Every night I

dined and fed and frolicked till dawn; then put on my sea-weeds, and

lay still to be stared at. I wanted some one to come and live on me;

then I should be equal to the island of the polypes. But no one came,

and I was beginning to be tired of fooling people, when I was fooled

myself. An old sailor came to visit me: he had been a whaler, and he

soon guessed the secret. But he said nothing till he was safely out of

danger; then he got all ready, and one day, as I lay placidly in the

sun, a horrible harpoon came flying through the air, and sunk deep into

my back. I forgot every thing but the pain, and dived for my life. Alas!

the tide was low; the harbor-bar couldn't be passed; and I found

hundreds of boats chasing me, till I was driven ashore down there on the

flats. Big and strong as we are, once out of water, and we are perfectly

helpless. I was soon despatched; and my bones left to whiten on the

sand. This was long ago; and, one by one, all my relics have been

carried off or washed away. My jaw-bone has been used as a seat here,

till it's worn out; but I couldn't crumble away till I'd told some one

my story. Remember, child, pride goeth before a fall."

Then, with a great creak, the bone tumbled to pieces; and found a

peaceful grave in the long green grass.

X.

A STRANGE ISLAND.

One day I lay rocking in my boat, reading a very famous book, which all

children know and love; and the name of which I'll tell you by and by.

So busily was I reading, that I never minded the tide; and presently

discovered that I was floating out to sea, with neither sail nor oar. At

first I was very much frightened; for there was no one in sight on land

or sea, and I didn't know where I might drift to. But the water was

calm, the sky clear, and the wind blew balmily; so I waited for what

should happen.

Presently I saw a speck on the sea, and eagerly watched it; for it drew

rapidly near, and seemed to be going my way. When it came closer, I was

much amazed; for, of all the queer boats I ever saw, this was the

queerest. It was a great wooden bowl, very cracked and old; and in it

sat three gray-headed little gentlemen with spectacles, all reading

busily, and letting the boat go where it pleased. Now, right in their

way was a rock; and I called out, "Sir, sir, take care."

But my call came too late: crash went the bowl, out came the bottom, and

down plumped all the little gentlemen into the sea. I tried not to

laugh, as the books, wigs, and spectacles flew about; and, urging my

boat nearer, I managed to fish them up, dripping and sneezing, and

looking like drowned kittens. When the flurry was over, and they had got

their breath, I asked who they were, and where they were going.

"We are from Gotham, ma'am," said the fattest one, wiping a very wet

face on a very wet handkerchief. "We were going to that island yonder.

We have often tried, but never got there: it's always so, and I begin to

think the thing can't be done."

I looked where he pointed; and, sure enough, there was an island where I

had never seen one before. I rubbed my eyes, and looked again. Yes:

there it was,--a little island, with trees and people on it; for I saw

smoke coming out of the chimney of a queerly-shaped house on the shore.

"What is the name of it?" I asked.

The little old gentleman put his finger on his lips, and said, with a

mysterious nod:

"I couldn't tell you, ma'am. It's a secret; but, if you manage to land

there, you will soon know."

The other old men nodded at the same time; and then all went to reading

again, with the water still dropping off the ends of their noses. This

made me very curious; and, as the tide drifted us nearer and nearer, I

looked well about me, and saw several things that filled me with a

strong desire to land on the island. The odd house, I found, was built

like a high-heeled shoe; and at every window I saw children's heads.

Some were eating broth; some were crying; and some had nightcaps on. I

caught sight of a distracted old lady flying about, with a ladle in one

hand, and a rod in the other; but the house was so full of children

(even up to the skylight,--out of which they popped their heads, and

nodded at me) that I couldn't see much of the mamma of this large

family: one seldom can, you know.

I had hardly got over my surprise at this queer sight, when I saw a cow

fly up through the air, over the new moon that hung there, and come down

and disappear in the woods. I really didn't know what to make of this,

but had no time to ask the old men what it meant; for a cat, playing a

fiddle, was seen on the shore. A little dog stood by, listening and

laughing; while a dish and a spoon ran away over the beach with all

their might. If the boat had not floated up to the land, I think I

should have swam there,--I was so anxious to see what was going on; for

there was a great racket on the island, and such a remarkable collection

of creatures, it was impossible to help staring.

As soon as we landed, three other gentlemen came to welcome the ones I

had saved, and seemed very glad to see them. They appeared to have just

landed from a tub in which was a drum, rub-a-dub-dubbing all by itself.

One of the new men had a white frock on, and carried a large knife; the

second had dough on his hands, flour on his coat, and a hot-looking

face; the third was very greasy, had a bundle of candles under his arm,

and a ball of wicking half out of his pocket. The six shook hands, and

walked away together, talking about a fair; and left me to take care of

myself.

I walked on through a pleasant meadow, where a pretty little girl was

looking sadly up at a row of sheep's tails hung on a tree. I also saw a

little boy in blue, asleep by a haycock; and another boy taking aim at a

cock-sparrow, who clapped his wings and flew away. Presently I saw two

more little girls: one sat by a fire warming her toes; and, when I asked

what her name was, she said pleasantly:

"Polly Flinders, ma'am."

The other one sat on a tuft of grass, eating something that looked very

nice; but, all of a sudden, she dropped her bowl, and ran away, looking

very much frightened.

"What's the matter with her?" I asked of a gay young frog who came

tripping along with his hat under his arm.

"Miss Muffit is a fashionable lady, and afraid of spiders, madam; also

of frogs." And he puffed himself angrily up, till his eyes quite

goggled in his head.

"And, pray, who are you, sir?" I asked, staring at his white vest, green

coat, and fine cravat.

"Excuse me, if I don't give my name, ma'am. My false friend, the rat,

got me into a sad scrape once; and Rowley insists upon it that a duck

destroyed me, which is all gammon, ma'am,--all gammon."

With that, the frog skipped away; and I turned into a narrow lane, which

seemed to lead toward some music. I had not gone far, when I heard the

rumbling of a wheelbarrow, and saw a little man wheeling a little woman

along. The little man looked very hot and tired; but the little woman

looked very nice, in a smart bonnet and shawl, and kept looking at a new

gold ring on her finger, as she rode along under her little umbrella. I

was wondering who they were, when down went the wheelbarrow; and the

little lady screamed so dismally that I ran away, lest I should get into

trouble,--being a stranger.

Turning a corner, I came upon a very charming scene, and slipped into a

quiet nook to see what was going on. It was evidently a wedding; and I

was just in time to see it, for the procession was passing at that

moment. First came a splendid cock-a-doodle, all in black and gold, like

a herald, blowing his trumpet, and marching with a very dignified step.

Then came a rook, in black, like a minister, with spectacles and white

cravat. A lark and bullfinch followed,--friends, I suppose; and then the

bride and bridegroom. Miss Wren was evidently a Quakeress; for she wore

a sober dress, and a little white veil, through which her bright eyes

shone. The bridegroom was a military man, in his scarlet uniform,--a

plump, bold-looking bird, very happy and proud just then. A goldfinch

gave away the bride, and a linnet was bridesmaid. The ceremony was very

fine; and, as soon as it was over, the blackbird, thrush and nightingale

burst out in a lovely song.

A splendid dinner followed, at which was nearly every bird that flies;

so you may imagine the music there was. They had currant-pie in

abundance; and cherry-wine, which excited a cuckoo so much, that he

became quite rude, and so far forgot himself as to pull the bride about.

This made the groom so angry that he begged his friend, the sparrow, to

bring his bow and arrow, and punish the ruffian. But, alas! Sparrow had

also taken a drop too much: he aimed wrong, and, with a dreadful cry,

Mr. Robin sank dying into the arms of his wife, little Jane.

It was too much for me; and, taking advantage of the confusion that

followed, I left the tragical scene as fast as possible.

A little farther on, I was shocked to see a goose dragging an old man

down some steps that led to a little house.

"Dear me! what's the matter here?" I cried.

"He won't say his prayers," screamed the goose.

"But perhaps he was never taught," said I.

"It's never too late to learn: he's had his chance; he won't be pious

and good, so away with him. Don't interfere, whatever you do: hold your

tongue, and go about your business," scolded the goose, who certainly

had a dreadful temper.

I dared say no more; and, when the poor old man had been driven away by

this foul proceeding, I went up the steps and peeped in; for I heard

some one crying, and thought the cross bird, perhaps, had hurt some one

else. A little old woman stood there, wringing her hands in great

distress; while a small dog was barking at her with all his might.

"Bless me! the fashions have got even here," thought I; for the old

woman was dressed in the latest style,--or, rather, she had overdone it

sadly; for her gown was nearly up to her knees, and she was nearly as

ridiculous an object as some of the young ladies I had seen at home. She

had a respectable bonnet on, however, instead of a straw saucer; and her

hair was neatly put under a cap,--not made into a knob on the top of her

head.

"My dear soul, what's the trouble?" said I, quite touched by her tears.

"Lud a mercy, ma'am! I've been to market with my butter and eggs,--for

the price of both is so high, one can soon get rich nowadays,--and,

being tired, I stopped to rest a bit, but fell asleep by the road.

Somebody--I think it's a rogue of a peddler who sold me wooden nutmegs,

and a clock that wouldn't go, and some pans that came to bits the first

time I used them--somebody cut my new gown and petticoat off all round,

in the shameful way you see. I thought I never should get home; for I

was such a fright, I actually didn't know myself. But, thinks I, my

doggy will know me; and then I shall be sure I'm I, and not some

boldfaced creature in short skirts. But, oh, ma'am! doggy _don't_ know

me; and I ain't myself, and I don't know what to do."

"He's a foolish little beast; so don't mind him, but have a cup of tea,

and go to bed. You can make your gown decent to-morrow; and, if I see

the tricksy peddler, I'll give him a scolding."

This seemed to comfort the old woman; though doggy still barked.

"My next neighbor has a dog who never behaves in this way," she said, as

she put her teapot on the coals. "He's a remarkable beast; and you'd

better stop to see him as you pass, ma'am. He's always up to some funny

prank or other."

I said I would; and, as I went by the next house, I took a look in at

the window. The closet was empty, I observed; but the dog sat smoking a

pipe, looking as grave as a judge.

"Where is your mistress?" asked I.

"Gone for some tripe," answered the dog, politely taking the pipe out of

his mouth, and adding, "I hope the smoke doesn't annoy you."

"I don't approve of smoking," said I.

"Sorry to hear it," said the dog, coolly.

I was going to lecture him on this bad habit; but I saw his mistress

coming with a dish in her hand, and, fearing she might think me rude to

peep in at her windows, I walked on, wondering what we were coming to

when even four-legged puppies smoked.

At the door of the next little house, I saw a market-wagon loaded with

vegetables, and a smart young pig just driving it away. I had heard of

this interesting family, and took a look as I passed by. A second tidy

pig sat blowing the fire; and a third was eating roast-beef, as if he

had just come in from his work. The fourth, I was grieved to see, looked

very sulky; for it was evident he had been naughty, and so lost his

dinner. The little pig was at the door, crying to get in; and it was

sweet to see how kindly the others let him in, wiped his tears, tied on

his bib, and brought him his bread and milk. I was very glad to see

these young orphans doing so well, and I knew my friends at home would

enjoy hearing from them.

A loud scream made me jump; and the sudden splash of water made me run

along, without stopping to pick up a boy and girl who came tumbling down

the hill, with an empty pail, bumping their heads as they rolled.

Smelling something nice, and feeling hungry, I stepped into a large room

near by,--a sort of eating-house, I fancy; for various parties seemed to

be enjoying themselves in their different ways. A small boy sat near the

door, eating a large pie; and he gave me a fine plum which he had just

pulled out. At one table was a fat gentleman cutting another pie, which

had a dark crust, through which appeared the heads of a flock of birds,

all singing gayly.

"There's no end to the improvements in cooking, and no accounting for

tastes," I added, looking at a handsomely-dressed lady, who sat near,

eating bread and honey.

As I passed this party, I saw behind the lady's chair a maid, with a

clothes-pin in her hand, and no nose. She sobbingly told me a bird had

nipped it off; and I gave her a bit of court-plaster, which I

fortunately had in my pocket.

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