JULY.

2nd.—A letter exploded at the Post-office—a proof of its being in a

great hurry to go off.

3rd.—Attempt of the varlet Bean on the life of Her Majesty. It appeared

that the little deformity was given to sentiment, and that the hump on

his back weighed heavily on his mind.

7th.—Mr. Hume moved for a Return of the actual services of all flag

officers, which was refused from a fear that many of them would turn out

to be much below the standard. He was denied similar information

respecting _general_ officers, since so many of them had not done

anything _particular_, and had never been in any action except as

defendants.

10th.—M. Claudet, the patentee of the Daguerreotype, undertook to do

likenesses, on a _first_ attempt, in less than a _second_.

13th.—Mr. Hume complained that at the British Museum no children are

admitted under eight; and he declared that juvenile capacity for

instruction was much _under-eighted_.

The same honourable member censured the locality and the expense of the

New Houses of Parliament, objecting to the site of the building, and the

sight of money required for completing it.

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