EFFECTS OF THE INCOME-TAX.

Everybody is beginning to draw in to meet the necessity for pulling out.

Tradesmen are reducing their expenses in all directions, and a

respectable grocer has just dismissed an assistant who suited him to a

T. A cook-shop boy, who used to be kept purposely to carry out the

provisions to the customers, has been sent away, in order to enable the

proprietor to carry out the provisions of the income tax. A large

linendrapery house in the Westminster Road has cut off "a young man,"

who is thus thrown, as it were, as a burden on the rest of the

community.

Individuals in a respectable sphere of life, who could formerly keep a

page, have been obliged to turn over a new leaf; and it is a positive

fact that a Conservative peer intends, in the ensuing Session, putting

down a Brougham.

But it is not only among old and established interests that the burden

will be felt, for it is ascertained beyond doubt that the boys will be

alarming sufferers. The toffey dealers have already commenced

manufacturing an inferior article, which is being palmed off upon the

juveniles as the genuine Everton. We have personally analysed a piece of

Albert rock, under the new system, and we have discovered an increased

proportion of sand in its composition. It is also a lamentable fact that

a baked potato man has stopped up—we hope not permanently—one of the

chimneys of his apparatus, besides extinguishing one of the fine

lanterns with which it is adorned—a piece of retrenchment that will fall

first on the oilman, and ultimately on the whale-fishing interests.

An influential publican has shockingly reduced his only potboy, and the

unhappy lad is walking about the streets on a salary four _per cent._

under that of last year—a miserable victim to the income-tax, and a

martyr (of course) to Tory ascendancy.

Respectable families, who never before considered the matter worth a

thought, are looking narrowly to the candle-ends, giving, it is true, a

momentary impulse to the trade in save-alls, but the flush is feverish,

and will, of course, be followed by depression. The perquisites thus

lost, by a stoppage in the kitchen-stuff commerce, can only be made up

by the servants taking it out of their masters' bones, which used

formerly to be abandoned to the grubbers, who must in future look for

grub in some other direction.

The penny-a-liners have also been lowered, in order to enable some of

the newspaper proprietors to pay the income-tax, but it is expected this

reduction will be counterbalanced by the increase in the number of cases

of real distress, and the other raw articles which form the staple of

paragraphs.

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