REPORT ON THE PUBLIC HEALTH..

The Commissioners for inquiring into the state of the public health have

forwarded to each of their assistants a copy of the following questions,

with instructions to put them to all persons residing in, visiting, or

passing through the district:—

_Q._ How are you?

This was the first and most obvious inquiry that the Commissioners

ordered to be addressed to the population; but, as the returns were by

no means so full as could be desired, it was determined to add another

question, which should distinguish those cases in which disease has been

inherited. For this purpose it was arranged that a second, or

supplementary question should be framed, and the Commissioners drew up

the following:—

_Q._ How is your mother?

To both these questions the Commissioners have received numerous

replies, most of them short and concise; but it has been observed that

considerable soreness has been exhibited in some cases, in which it has

been thought advisable to ask for information under the second head. The

habits, or, perhaps, the Commissioners ought rather to say, the

prejudices of the English people are averse to any investigation into

their domestic affairs; and many, when the health of their mothers has

been inquired into, have manifested a spirit that the Commissioners have

found very detrimental to the success of their efforts.

It occurred to the Commissioners that the chemists' shops in poor

neighbourhoods would supply a vast mass of statistical information on

the subject of the public health, and they have ordered a return of all

the prescriptions made up within the last year, classing them under the

two heads of cathartic and stimulant. The Commissioners have also

ordered a schedule to be drawn up of all medicine-bottles purchased at

the rag-shops, and have instructed their assistants to drain the

contents of those which were not quite empty, for the purpose of

ascertaining their properties, with a view to classing them under the

heads already mentioned.

It has been clearly ascertained that, in nine cases of acute tooth-ache,

in a very low neighbourhood, six "had it out," one applied a leech to

the gum, and two did nothing. In a series of ninety-four cases of cough,

it has been calculated that four ounces of Spanish liquorice were

consumed, while about one moiety of the patients very patiently waited

to see what time would do for them.

The Commissioners observe, with regret, that the ordinary sneeze has

been lately prevalent, but it does not appear that any safe mode of

treatment has yet been discovered for checking it. The Commissioners

think it better to trust to nature in such a matter, though they have

known the operation of drawing the finger smartly along the bridge of

the nose, towards the forehead, sometimes successfully resorted to.

[Illustration:

A Set-of China-1843.

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