MARCH WINDS.

The Meteorological Society held their great meeting on Waterloo Bridge,

to watch the nature of the March winds, and several very interesting

phenomena were made manifest. A member having placed himself in one of

the recesses, waited the coming of a gust from the north, and was

presently in a position to relate the following particulars.

His first sensation was that of a severe blow in the face, which drew

moisture from both his eyes, and sent out his hair into a number of

almost horizontal lines, some of them forming right angles with his

forehead. On turning his back, for the purpose of further experiments,

his hat underwent such rapid rarefaction, that, becoming considerably

lighter than the air, it was carried, in a slanting direction, a few

inches from his head, when the expansive power of the atmosphere having

ceased to take full effect, the gossamer fell by its own specific

gravity to the earth, and revolved on its own axis as far as the

toll-gate.

A most interesting experiment was then tried with an ordinary umbrella,

upon which, in its closed state, the March wind was found to have no

particular power, though it was ascertained that there was an equal

atmospheric pressure on every part of the gingham. On putting the

umbrella up, and presenting it to the wind, the holder of the machine

was carried gently backwards, but on his turning round, the sight became

very animating to the bystanders. The umbrella was completely turned

inside out, and, at length, the whole concern collapsed with a frightful

crash—the points to which the gingham was fastened being compressed

together in a reverse position to that which they were intended to

occupy. The iron rods attached to the whalebone immediately fell into

angular figures, and it was not thought advisable to proceed further

with the experiment.

It was proved, beyond the possibility of doubt, that if the human eye be

kept wide open in a March wind, the dust will be carried upwards until

it reaches the organ of vision. This was experienced in two or three

cases; and an enthusiast in the cause repeated the experiment several

times, when it was found to fail in no single instance.

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