Tom Gad, for a lark, attempts Hyde Park,
All for to ride on a horse;
Which meets his spur with some demur,
And kicks without remorse.
Tom Gad, about Achilles' statue,
How all the people are staring at you!
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[Illustration:
Bless me! there's a Flea.
]
12. Mr. Muntz complains of the ventilation of "the House," and
advocates "more _hair_."