II.

_Miss Celia Potts to a confidential Female Friend._

Oh, my dear Charlotte,

What _do_ you think? Mr. Pippy, the young apothecary, who came down here

to take our union of fourteen parishes at £20 a-year, has sent me a

Valentine. Not a common, impudent penny one of an old maid, with cats

and parrots all about her, but a beautiful picture of a little Cupid—

such a love!—riding in a thingemygig, drawn by two what-d'ye-call-'ems,

with—oh, my!—eight lovely verses underneath. I know it's from him,

because it's scented all over with the best Turkey rhubarb and oil of

peppermint, and I found a small piece of pill adhering to the envelope—

how a trifle betrays the secrets of the heart! My mind is all in a

titter-totter—do come and see me.

Yours very sincerely,

CELIA POTTS.

Chawturmut,

Feb. 14.

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