BOTHERUM ASTROLOGICUM PRO ANNO 1841.

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Note now, oh! reader, the denotements of my prophet sketch: open your

eyes upon the symbols which I symbolize. Behold the Cross and the

Crescent in neighbourly collision; yet the Crescent is not Burton

Crescent, nor the Cross, King's Cross, though these localities

approximate in as close degrees: but they tell of Europe cooking the

Goose of a Pacha for the Turkey of a Sultan; and, by this time, the bird

is plucked and basted, and may be considered as thoroughly done.

Witness, too, how the dismayed tee-totaller gazes on the wreck of the

Chinese world below. But Bull is in the heart of the shop; no juggler

could save the jugs; every cup is a cup too low; the plates are dished

entirely, and the case of cruelty is equal in atrocity to the murder of

_Ware_. Now is exemplified the difference between a Man-_da_rin and a

daring man. It is breaking-up time, but no holidays. Loud is the music

of _Handle_ among the crockery, but its verbal oratory is demolished by

the entire annihilation of spout. It is going to _pot_ with a vengeance,

and occasions, in China, the perfect distortion of _every human mug_.

Tea, however, is scarce for a season. They refuse to give us their green

for our gunpowder: they mix their mixed with poison, and it is now "How

queer!" instead of "How-_qua_!" They refuse the bidding of Pidding! But

turn from hieroglyphic revealments to the signs and prognostics of the

domestic world. Is your curiosity moved to interest in the play of

Destiny? I then will act the part of _Tell_. Upon the palace of Victoria

I behold the shining of a new _sun_; the hopes of royalty may now be

_boy_-ed up, and a fair young passenger lately arrived by the first

royal _train_ will move to another _station_, and take a place lower, by

reason of what has taken place. I see the world settling, like cards,

into _pax_. Peace coming a-_pace-is_: war we shall pose with repose. The

political horizon shows clear. There will be an improvement in the

State; and notwithstanding the recent explosion of Dr. Church's engine,

I foresee no danger to Church. On the contrary, the sun will shine on

Parson's Green; and, as regards the revenue, there is every chance for a

_surplice_; probably owing to the New Church rate at which the said

engine is going.

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DR. CHURCH'S ENGINE.

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