_A_ con about _Ba_-con.
"Why is a good cook like a Student of Philosophy?"
Because she has long been accustomed to _fry her bacon_.
Bacon's a bygone, for him I don't care,
More than girls care for school when they're out of their teens;
Don't call him a bygone—of _Bacon_ I swear,
It's more proper to class him among the _has-beans_.