RETURNING BY WATER

[Sidenote: Clock before the Sun.

[Illustration]

Too soon for dinner.

Between

Month and

Monarch

this difference

is just;

♂ ☿ ♄ ♈

the Month it is

_Au_gust,

the Monarch

Au_gust_.]

The _rain_ of terror's come—the horse to go

At a smart pace has made himself to smart;

'Tis bad enough to bear the shafts of woe,

But who would bear the shafts of such a cart!

What a nice party—twelve inside—to drag,

Each fat and full, and heavy as a dunce,

And all, besides the man wot drives the nag,

Holding the _rains_ together—all at once!

The horse is urged—most tired and half dead;

"Come up," they cry—when shall we get to town?

Fierce _pours_ the shower—_their pores_ are stopped instead,

The more they cry _come_ up—the rain _comes down_!

Now, you may see, by every sorry face,

The water party wails its wretched doom,

And in that cart—that wends with lingering pace,

Altho' there's little _room_, there's lots of _rheum_!

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