A SETTLER'S LETTER.

The Emigration Committee have thought it right to give publicity to the

following very intelligent letter, lately written by a settler to his

mother, on account of the valuable statistical information it contains.

Catchum's Shallow on the little Red River

Arkensaw Stait April 1838

MY DERE MUTHER,—Yer mustent wunder if you havnt herd of me for sume

time, but grate grefe is dumb as Shaxpire sais, and I was advised to

hop my twig and leaf old ingland, witch indede I was verry

sorrorful, but now I am thanks gudnes saf, and in amerrykey. i ardly

no ware miself, but the hed of this will tel my tail. I ham a

sqwatter in the far wurst, about ½ a-mile this side sundown, an if i

ad gone mutch father i should av found nothin but son, an no nite at

all. Yu kno how the hummeggrating Agent tolde me that if peepel

cudnt liv in Sent Gileses amerrykey was capitle to dy in; besides

ses he if youre not verry nere you can ade yure mother in distres,

so i went aborde a skip wat was going to Noo Orlines. Ive herd

peepel tawk abowt rodes at C but the rodes on the attalantick is the

verry ruffest i iver rode on and it was very long an very cold an we

had nothing 2 heat hardly, but we founde a ded rat in a warter cask

witch the flavur was grately increased thareby.

at last we cam to the arbur at the citty of Noo Orlines witch is all

under the bottum of the top of the rivver and we ad a ankering to go

a-shore. I ad no idear as the rivers was so hi in this contry, but

as the assent is so verry esy i didn't fele it at al. The noo

orlines peepel is odd fishis and not at all commun plaice; wen all

the peepel in the stretes is musterd it is a pepper an sault

poppulashun, there is blak wites an wite blaks an a sorte of mixt

peepel caled quadruunts because they are of fore colers blak, an

wite, an wite blaks, and blak wites. Has the rivver is so verry hi

it is alwys hi water, an the munnifold advantiges of the citty

dipends on the gudnes of its banks. there is loks in em to let the

water out and keys to kepe it in. munny here is very common and is

cald sentse, and evvery thing is cheep in Noo Orlines 5 dollers

bills bein only worth 2 dollers. We went up the rivver in a large

bote like a noise ark only more promiscus. the current acount was

aginst us it dont turn and turn agen like at putny bridg, and as it

runs alwys won way i wunder it dont run away altogethir. Thire is no

towns nor tailer shops nor palisses as I expectorated there wood be.

the wood was all quite wilde not a bit of tame no ware nor no sines

of the blessedniss of civilazashun as jales an jin shops nor no

kitching gardins nor fields nor ouses nor lanes nor alleys nor gates

nothin but alleygators. after a grate dale of settlin I settled to

settle as abuv ware yu will rite to me. These staits is caled the

united staits becawse theire mails and femails all united. there's

six of them wimmin staits. 2 Carrolinas, Miss Sourry, Miss Sippy,

Louesa Anna, an Vargina, all the rest is mails. i have sene no

cannibels an verry few ingins besides steam ingins they're quite

unhedducated and dont employ no tailers. I dont like fammin mutch

but praps I shal wen i get used to it, tho its very ilconvenient at

furst. i am obliged to wurk very ard and if I have to chop my one

wood much longer I have determined to cut my stick.

[Illustration:

A Settler.

]

Dere muther, i think i shud be more cumfurtable if I had a few

trifels witch you culd bye me, if yew wud onley sel sumthing and

send me all the bils partickular, and I'l be sure to owe it you—

namly sum needils and thred, and sum odd buttens, but thems of

little use without you send me sum shirts, and a waistcote, and

upper cote, to put em on, when those tumbles off thats on when you

sends em, and sum brads, and some hammers do drive em with, and a

spade an a pikax, an a saw, and some fish hooks, and gunpowdr, an

sum shot, witch they wil be of the gratest conveniency, if you can

send me a gun. likewis som stockins, an shues and other hardwares,

only its no use to send me any bank nots, for my nerest naybours is

sum ingun wagwams abuve 70 miles of, and I cudnt get change thare,

so dont forgit some led, and some bullit moldes, for some blak

fellers has been fishin close by, jist within 10 miles and I wants

to have a pop at em with luv to all yore dutiful sone

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