DERE MOLLY,

i am sory to say, in anser to yure lofeing letter, that we are all like

to want bred, for i have gained my law sute quite sattisfactury, witch

it greves me the more that hou tell me the rufe of the cottige is

tumbled in for the lawyers say it is now mine for me and my hares for

ever witch i fere you have all got wet skins, but it is a comfurt i

follered my sute, so you shall here the upshot of my downfal witch is

this—arter the big wig in the big hall had givd it aginst me my lawyers

sed if i had any money left i shud vindickit the law and stand up for my

famley and my rites so with no more seremony sais he ile cary it afore

the lords—so arter a long time it cum to my turn afore all the parlyment

howse—thinks i wen the nobs ears it all the hares of there heds will

stand on end; so i went to the great place were all the lords, as i

thote, was all awating for me, wen dash me if there was but too fat old

fellers aslepe—(i thote i shud see 2 dosin,) and the same judg as eard

about it afore—blest if i arnt done thinks i—so wen my countsillers got

up and told it agen he nodded his hed evry now and then, seemmily to say

its all rite, for my part i cudnt elp crien wen i herd ow ill ide been

used: but eather becos he had a bigger wig on than afore or becos he was

aslepe like the others, he givd it all on my side this time, so my

lawyers sed i was a lucky feller and they wanted sum more mony from me,

but as i ad no more to give em they put me in this plase its calld the

Fleet tho its not a ship board tho they say its very much among the

knavey. But now ime in for it and can't get out unles i can melt the

arts of the lawyers, witch they say is verry ard, xcept by the solvent

act. Won cumfort heres plenty of gude satiety, moastly jentilmen, and

non so bad off as begars and balot singers tho they seem in a staite of

universle sufferige. Dere Molly, if the wals is tumbil'd down its no use

to mind your rexpextabilaty, but think of leafing in the spring for i

fere it will be too hairy for the heds of the children witch they have

always been used to a thatch, and sel the stiks and send me the munny if

its ever so little its ofe yure mind, as i say to miself wen i lye awak

a nites for i cant get no slepe for thinking of yew and the piggs, witch

i wish we wos all in the churchyard for its verry cold and ive no fire

witch is grately dettrementil to my rest. Ive jist eard of a fine plase

cauld the Swan, were i shal hop to get wen i cum out, were theres no law

nor lawyers nor cottiges nor law-sutes nor no nothin but jist the world

afore us to do as we like, and if there's rume ile send for yew and the

children arter. So no moar your affeckshinate husban,

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