My duties in the riding-school were always over before mid-day, and as
noon was the hour appointed by the young lieutenant to present me to his
colonel, I was ready by that time, and anxiously awaiting his arrival. I
had done my best to smarten up my uniform, and make all my accoutrements
bright and glistening. My scabbard was polished like silver, the steel
front of my shako shone like a mirror, and the tinsel lace of my jacket
had undergone a process of scrubbing and cleaning that threatened its
very existence. My smooth chin and beardless upper-lip, however, gave
me a degree of distress that all other deficiencies failed to inflict.
I can dare to say, that no mediaeval gentleman’s bald spot ever cost him
one-half the misery as did my lack of moustache occasion me. ‘A hussar
without beard, as well without spurs or sabretache’; a tambour major
without his staff, a cavalry charger without a tail, couldn’t be more
ridiculous; and there was that old serjeant of the riding-school,
‘Tron-chon,’ with a beard that might have made a mattress! How the goods
of this world are unequally distributed! thought I; still why might he
not spare me a little--a very little would suffice--just enough to give
the ‘air hussar’ to my countenance. He’s an excellent creature, the
kindest old fellow in the world. I ‘m certain he ‘d not refuse me. To
be sure, the beard is a red one, and pretty much like bell-wire in
consistence; no matter, better that than this girlish smooth chin I now
wear.
Tronchon was spelling out the _Moniteurs_ account of the Italian
campaign as I entered his room, and found it excessively difficult to
get back from the Alps and Apennines to the humble request I preferred.
‘Poor fellows!’ muttered he--‘four battles in seven days, without stores
of any kind or rations--almost without bread; and here comest thou,
whining because thou hasn’t a beard.’
‘If I were not a hussar----’
‘Bah!’ said he, interrupting, ‘what of that? Where shouldst thou have
had thy baptism of blood, boy? Art a child--nothing more.’
‘I shared my quarters last night with one, not older, Tronchon, and he
was an officer, and had seen many a battlefield.’
‘I know that, too,’ said the veteran, with an expression of
impatience--‘and that General Bonaparte will give every boy his
epaulettes before an old and tried soldier.’
‘It was not Bonaparte. It was----’
‘I care not who promoted the lad; the system is just the same with them
all. It is no longer, “Where have you served?--what have you seen?”
but, “Can you read glibly?--can you write faster than speak?--have you
learned to take towns upon paper, and attack a breastwork with a rule
and a pair of compasses?” This is what they called “_le génie_” “_le
génie_”--ha! ha! ha!’ cried he, laughing heartily; ‘that’s the name old
women used to give the devil when I was a boy.’
It was with the greatest difficulty I could get him back from these
disagreeable reminiscences to the object of my visit, and, even then,
I could hardly persuade him that I was serious in asking the loan of a
beard. The prayer of my petition being once understood, he discussed the
project gravely enough; but to my surprise he was far more struck by the
absurd figure _he_ should cut with his diminished mane, than _I_ with my
mock moustache.
‘There’s not a child in Nancy won’t laugh at me--they’ll cry, “There
goes old Tronchon--he’s like Kléber’s charger, which the German cut the
tail off, to make a shako plume!”’
‘I assured him that he might as well pretend to miss one tree in the
forest of Fontainebleau--that after furnishing a squadron like myself,
his would be still the first beard in the Republic; and at last he
yielded, and gave in.
Never did a little damsel of the nursery array her doll with
more delighted looks, and gaze upon her handiwork with more
self-satisfaction, than did old Tronchon survey me, as, with the aid
of a little gum, he decorated my lip with a stiff line of his iron-red
beard.
‘_Diantre!_’ cried he, in ecstasy, ‘if thou ben’t something like a man
after all. Who would have thought it would have made such a change? Thou
might pass for one that saw real smoke and real fire, any day, lad. Ay!
thou hast another look in thine eye, and another way to carry thy
head, now! Trust me, thou’lt look a different fellow on the left of the
squadron.’
I began to think so too, as I looked at myself in the small triangle
of a looking-glass which decorated Tronchon’s wall, under a picture of
Kellermann, his first captain. I fancied that the improvement was most
decided. I thought that, bating a little over-ferocity, a something
verging upon the cruel, I was about as perfect a type of the hussar
as need be. My jacket seemed to fit tighter--my pelisse hung more
jauntily--my shako sat more saucily on one side of my head--my sabre
banged more proudly against my boot--my very spurs jangled with a
pleasanter music--and all because a little hair bristled over my lip,
and curled in two spiral flourishes across my cheek! I longed to see the
effect of my changed appearance, as I walked down the ‘Place Carrière,’
or sauntered into the café where my comrades used to assemble. What will
Mademoiselle Josephine say, thought I, as I ask for my _petit verre_,
caressing my moustache thus! Not a doubt of it, what a fan is to a
woman a beard is to a soldier!--a something to fill up the pauses in
conversation, by blandly smoothing with the finger, or fiercely curling
at the point.
‘And so thou art going to ask for thy grade, Maurice?’ broke in
Tronchon, after a long silence.
‘Not at all. I am about to petition for employment upon active service.
I don’t seek promotion till I have deserved it.’
‘Better still, lad. I was eight years myself in the ranks before they
gave me the stripe on my arm. _Parbleu!_ the Germans had given me some
three or four with the sabre before that time.’
‘Do you think they ‘ll refuse me, Tronchon?’
‘Not if thou go the right way about it, lad. Thou mustn’t fancy
it’s like asking leave from the captain to spend the evening in a
_guinguette_, or to go to the play with thy sweetheart. No, no, boy.
It must be done _en règle_. Thou’lt have to wait on the general at his
quarters at four o’clock, when he “receives,” as they call it. Thou’lt
be there, mayhap, an hour, ay, two or three belike, and after all,
perhaps, won’t see him that day at all! I was a week trying to catch
Kellermann, and, at last, he only spoke to me going downstairs with his
staff--
‘“Eh, Tronchon, another bullet in thy old carcass; want a furlough to
get strong again, eh?”
‘“No, colonel; all sound this time. I want to be a sergeant--I’m twelve
years and four months corporal.”
‘“Slow work, too,” said he, laughing; “ain’t it, Charles?” and he
pinched one of his young officers by the cheek. “Let old Tronchon
have his grade; and I say, my good fellow,” said he to me, “don’t come
plaguing me any more about promotion till I’m General of Division. You
hear that?”
‘Well, he’s got his step since; but I never teased him after.’
‘And why so, Tronchon?’ said L
‘I’ll tell thee, lad,’ whispered he, in a low, confidential tone, as if
imparting a secret well worth the hearing. ‘They can find fellows every
day fit for lieutenants and _chefs d’escadron. Parbleu!_ they meet
with them in every café, in every “billiard” you enter; but a sergeant!
Maurice, one that drills his men on parade--can dress them like a
wall--see that every kit is well packed, and every cartouch well
filled--who knows every soul in his company as he knows the buckles of
his own sword-belt--that’s what one should not chance upon in haste.
It’s easy enough to manoeuvre the men, Maurice; but to make them,
boy, to fashion the fellows so that they be like the pieces of a great
machine, that’s the real labour--that’s soldiering indeed.’
‘And you say I must write a petition, Tronchon?’ said I, more anxious
to bring him back to my own affairs than listen to these speculations of
his. ‘How shall I do it?’
‘Sit down there, lad, and I’ll tell thee. I’ve done the thing some
scores of times, and know the words as well as I once knew my “Pater.”
_Parbleu!_ I often wish I could remember that now, just to keep me from
gloomy thoughts when I sit alone of an evening.’
It was not a little to his astonishment, but still more to his delight,
that I told the poor fellow I could help to refresh his memory, knowing,
as I did, every word of the litanies by heart; and, accordingly, it was
agreed on that I should impart religious instruction in exchange for the
secular knowledge he was conferring upon me.
‘As for the petition,’ said Tronchon, seating himself opposite to me at
the table, ‘it is soon done; for mark me, lad, these things must always
be short; if thou be long-winded, they put thee away, and tell some
of the clerks to look after thee--and there’s an end of it. Be brief,
therefore, and next--be legible--write in a good, large, round hand;
just as, if thou wert speaking, thou wouldst talk with a fine, clear,
distinct voice. Well, then, begin thus:--“Republic of France, one and
indivisible!” Make a flourish round that, lad, as if it came freely from
the pen. When a man writes--“France!” he should do it as he whirls his
sabre round his head in a charge! Ay, just so.’
‘I ‘m ready, Tronchon, go on.’
’”_Mon Général!_” Nay, nay--_Général_ mustn’t be as large as
_France_--yes, that’s better. “The undersigned, whose certificates
of service and conduct are herewith inclosed.” Stay, stop a moment,
Tronchon; don’t forget that I have got neither one nor t’other. No
matter; I’ll make thee out both. Where was I?--Ay, “herewith inclosed;
and whose wounds, as the accompanying report will show----“’
‘Wounds! I never received one.’
‘No matter, I’ll--eh--what? _Feu d’enfer!_ how stupid I am! What have
I been thinking of? Why, boy, it was a sick-furlough I was about to ask
for--the only kind of petition I have ever had to write in a life long.’
‘And _I_ am asking for active service.’
‘Ha! That came without asking for in my case.’
‘Then what’s to be done, Tronchon?--clearly this won’t do!’
He nodded sententiously an assent, and, after a moment’s rumination,
said--
‘It strikes me, lad, there can be no need of begging for that which
usually comes unlooked for; but if thou don’t choose to wait for thy
billet for t’other world, but must go and seek it, the best way will be
to up and tell the general as much.’
‘That was exactly my intention.’
‘If he asks thee, “Canst ride?” just say, “Old Tronchon taught me”; he
‘ll be one of the young hands, indeed, if he don’t know that name! And,
mind, lad, have no whims or caprices about whatever service he names
thee for, even were ‘t the infantry itself! It’s a hard word, that--I
know it well; but a man must make up his mind for anything and
everything. Wear any coat, go anywhere, face any enemy thou ‘rt ordered,
and have none of those newfangled notions about this general, or that
army. Be a good soldier and a good comrade. Share thy kit and thy purse
to the last sou, for it will not only be generous in thee, but that so
long as thou hoardest not, thou’lt never be over-eager for pillage. Mind
these things, and with a stout heart and a sharp sabre, Maurice, _tu
iras loin_. Yes, I tell thee again, lad, _tu iras loin_.’
I give these three words as he said them, for they have rung in my ears
throughout all my life long. In moments of gratified ambition, in the
glorious triumph of success, they have sounded to me like the confirmed
predictions of one who foresaw my elevation in less prosperous hours.
When fortune has looked dark and lowering, they have been my comforter
and support, telling me not to be downcast or depressed, that the season
of sadness would pass away, and the road to fame and honour again open
before me.
‘You really think so, Tronchon? You think that I shall be something
yet?’
‘_Tu iras loin_, I say,’ repeated he emphatically, and with the air of
an oracle who would not suffer further interrogation. I therefore shook
his hand cordially, and set out to pay my visit to the general.