DEER SIR,--As I taks in your PUNCH (bein' in the line meself, mind yes),
will you tell me wot is the meeinigs of beein' "konvelessent." A chap
kalled me that name the other days, and I sined him as I does this.
Yours truly,
DEAF BURKE--
[Illustration: HIS MARK.]
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