Those who knew and liked Dunstable were both pained and disgusted at
his behaviour during the ensuing three days. He suddenly exhibited a
weird fondness for some of Wrykyn's least deserving inmates. He walked
over to school with Merrett, of Seymour's, and Ruthven, of
Donaldson's, both notorious outsiders. When Linton wanted him to come
and play fives after school, he declined on the ground that he was
teaing with Chadwick, of Appleby's. Now in the matter of absolute
outsiderishness Chadwick, of Appleby's, was to Merrett, of Seymour's,
as captain is to subaltern. Linton was horrified, and said so.
"What do you want to do it for?" he asked. "What's the point of it?
You can't like those chaps."
"Awfully good sorts when you get to know them," said Dunstable.
"You've been some time finding it out."
"I know. Chadwick's an acquired taste. By the way, I'm giving a tea on
Thursday. Will you come?"
"Who's going to be there?" inquired Linton warily.
"Well, Chadwick for one; and Merrett and Ruthven and three other
chaps."
"Then," said Linton with some warmth, "I think you'll have to do
without me. I believe you're mad."
And he went off in disgust to the fives-courts.
When on the following Thursday Dunstable walked into Ring's Stores
with his five guests, and demanded six public-school teas, the manager
was perhaps justified in allowing a triumphant smile to wander across
his face. It was a signal victory for him. "No free list to-day,
sir," he said. "Entirely suspended."
"Never mind," said Dunstable, "I'm good for six shillings."
"Free list?" said Merrett, as the manager retired, "I didn't know
there was one."
"There isn't. Only he and I palled up so much the other day that he
offered me a tea for nothing."
"Didn't you take it?"
"No. I went to Cook's."
"Rotten hole, Cook's. I'm never going there again," said Chadwick.
"You take my tip, Dun, old chap, and come here."
"Dun, old chap," smiled amiably.
"I don't know," he said, looking up from the tea-pot, into which he
had been pouring water; "you can be certain of the food at Cook's."
"What do you mean? So you can here."
"Oh," said Dunstable, "I didn't know. I've never had tea here before.
But I've often heard that American food upsets one sometimes."
By this time, the tea having stood long enough, he poured out, and the
meal began.
Merrett and his friends were hearty feeders, and conversation
languished for some time. Then Chadwick leaned back in his chair, and
breathed heavily.
"You couldn't get stuff like that at Cook's," he said.
"I suppose it is a bit different," said Dunstable. "Have any of
you ... noticed something queer...?"
Merrett stared at Ruthven. Ruthven stared at Merrett.
"I...." said Merrett.
"D'you know...." said Ruthven.
Chadwick's face was a delicate green.
"I believe," said Dunstable, "the stuff ... was ... poisoned. I...."
* * * * *
"Drink this," said the school doctor, briskly, bending over
Dunstable's bed with a medicine-glass in his hand, "and be ashamed of
yourself. The fact is you've over-eaten yourself. Nothing more and
nothing less. Why can't you boys be content to feed moderately?"
"I don't think I ate much, sir," protested Dunstable. "It must have
been what I ate. I went to that new American place."
"So _you_ went there, too? Why, I've just come from attending a
bilious boy in Mr. Seymour's house. He said he had been at the
American place, too."
"Was that Merrett, sir? He was one of the party. We were all bad. We
can't all have eaten too much."
The doctor looked thoughtful.
"H'm. Curious. Very curious. Do you remember what you had?"
"I had some things the man called buckwheat cakes, with some stuff he
said was maple syrup."
"Bah. American trash." The doctor was a staunch Briton, conservative
in his views both on politics and on food. "Why can't you boys eat
good English food? I must tell the headmaster of this. I haven't time
to look after the school if all the boys are going to poison
themselves. You lie still and try to go to sleep, and you'll be right
enough in no time."
But Dunstable did not go to sleep. He stayed awake to interview
Linton, who came to pay him a visit.
"Well," said Linton, looking down at the sufferer with an expression
that was a delicate blend of pity and contempt, "you've made a nice
sort of ass of yourself, haven't you! I don't know if it's any
consolation to you, but Merrett's just as bad as you are. And I hear
the others are, too. So now you see what comes of going to Ring's
instead of Cook's."
"And now," said Dunstable, "if you've quite finished, you can listen
to me for a bit...."
"So now you know," he concluded.
Linton's face beamed with astonishment and admiration.
"Well, I'm hanged," he said. "You're a marvel. But how did you know it
wouldn't poison you?"
"I relied on you. You said it wasn't poison when I asked you in the
lab. My faith in you is touching."
"But why did you take any yourself?"
"Sort of idea of diverting suspicion. But the thing isn't finished
yet. Listen."
Linton left the dormitory five minutes later with a look of a young
disciple engaged on some holy mission.