It was four o'clock in the afternoon, and very tranquil and quiet at the
Skiddy's. A tidy, rosy-cheeked young woman sat rocking the deserted
little Tommy to sleep, to the tune of "I've been roaming." The hearth
was neatly swept, the tin and pewter vessels hung, brightly polished,
from their respective shelves. The Maltese cat lay winking in the middle
of the floor, watching the play of a stray sunbeam, which had found its
way over the shed and into the small window. Ruth and her children were
quiet, as usual, in their gloomy back chamber. Mr. Skiddy, a few blocks
off, sat perched on a high stool, in the counting-room of Messrs. Fogg &
Co.
Noiselessly the front-door opened, and the veritable Mrs. Skiddy,
followed by Johnny and Sammy, crept through the front entry and entered,
unannounced, into the kitchen. The rosy-cheeked young woman looked at
Mrs. Skiddy, Mrs. Skiddy looked at her, and Tommy looked at both of
them. Mrs. Skiddy then boxed the rosy-cheeked young woman's ears,
and snatching the bewildered baby from her grasp, ejected her, with
lightning velocity, through the street-door, and turned the key. It
was all the work of an instant. Sammy and Johnny were used to domestic
whirlwinds, so they were not surprised into any little remarks or
exclamations, but the cat, less philosophical, laid back her ears,
and made for the ash-hole; while Mrs. Skiddy, seating herself in the
rocking-chair, unhooked her traveling dress and reinstated the delighted
Tommy into all his little infantile privileges.
Mr. Skiddy had now been a whole week a widower; time enough for a man in
that condition to grow philosophical. In fact, Skiddy was content. He
had tasted the sweets of liberty, and he liked them. The baby, poor
little soul, tired of remonstrance, had given out from sheer weariness,
and took resignedly as a little christian to his pewter porringer. Yes,
Skiddy liked it; he could be an hour behind his time without dodging, on
his return, a rattling storm of abuse and crockery; he could spend an
evening out, without drawing a map of his travels before starting.
On the afternoon in question he felt particularly felicitous; first,
because he had dined off fried liver and potatoes, a dish which he
particularly affected, and which, on that very account, he could seldom
get in his own domicil; secondly, he was engaged to go that very evening
with his old love, Nancy Spriggins, to see the "Panorama of Niagara;"
and he had left orders with Betty to have tea half an hour earlier in
consequence, and to be sure and iron and air his killing plaid vest by
seven o'clock.
As the afternoon waned, Skiddy grew restless; he made wrong entries in
the ledger; dipped his pen into the sand-box instead of the inkstand,
and several times said "Yes, dear," to his employer, Mr. Fogg, of Fogg
Square.
Six o'clock came at last, and the emancipated Skiddy, turning his back
on business, walked towards home, in peace with himself, and in love
with Nancy Spriggins. On the way he stopped to purchase a bouquet of
roses and geraniums with which to regale that damsel's olfactories
during the evening's entertainment.
Striding through the front entry, like a man who felt himself to be
master of his own house, Skiddy hastened to the kitchen to expedite tea.
If he was not prepared for Mrs. Skiddy's departure, still less was he
prepared for her return, especially with that tell-tale bouquet in
his hand. But, like all other hen-pecked husbands, on the back of the
scape-goat _Cunning_, he fled away from the uplifted lash.
"My _dear_ Matilda," exclaimed Skiddy, "my own wife, how _could_ you be
so cruel? Every day since your departure, hoping to find you here on my
return from the store, I have purchased a bouquet like this to present
you. My dear wife, let by-gones _be_ by-gones; my love for you is
imperishable."
"V-e-r-y good, Mr. Skiddy," said his wife, accepting Nancy Spriggins's
bouquet, with a queenly nod; "and now let us have no more talk of
_California_, if you please, Mr. Skiddy."
"Certainly not, my darling; I was a brute, a beast, a wretch, a
Hottentot, a cannibal, a vampire--to distress you so. Dear little Tommy!
how pleasant it seems to see him in your arms again."
"Yes," replied Mrs. Skiddy, "I was not five minutes in sending that
red-faced German girl spinning through the front-door; I hope you have
something decent for us to eat, Skiddy. Johnny and Sammy are pretty
sharp-set; why don't you come and speak to your father, boys!"
The young gentlemen thus summoned, slowly came forward, looking
altogether undecided whether it was best to notice their father or not.
A ginger-cake, however, and a slice of buttered bread, plentifully
powdered with sugar, wonderfully assisted them in coming to a decision.
As to Nancy Spriggins, poor soul, she pulled off her gloves, and pulled
them on, that evening, and looked at her watch, and looked up street and
down street, and declared, as "the clock told the hour for retiring,"
that man was a ----, a ----, in short, that woman was born to trouble,
as the sparks are--to fly away.
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Mrs. Skiddy resumed her household duties with as much coolness as if
there had been no interregnum, and received the boarders at tea that
night, just as if she had parted with them that day at dinner. Skiddy
was apparently as devoted as ever; the uninitiated boarders opened their
eyes in bewildered wonder; and _triumph_ sat inscribed on the arch of
Mrs. Skiddy's imposing Roman nose.
The domestic horizon still continued cloudless at the next morning's
breakfast. After the boarders had left the table, the market prices of
beef, veal, pork, cutlets, chops, and steaks, were discussed as usual,
the bill of fare for the day was drawn up by Mrs. Skiddy, and her
obedient spouse departed to execute her market orders.