CHAPTER IX

I walked out into the roadway and picked up my weapon. Except for a

solitary cat, scratching herself under the opposite lamp, Park Lane

was absolutely deserted. As I stood for a moment, staring up and

down the long, brilliantly-lit thoroughfare, I heard a neighbouring

clock strike three.

I am not a person who gives up very easily, especially when I'm

annoyed, but, dressed as I was, any further pursuit was out of the

question. To dash down Piccadilly at this hour of the night, clad

only in pyjamas and a poker, was to court a publicity that I was only

too anxious to avoid. So, after a slight shiver, for my bare feet

were beginning to get unpleasantly cold, I retraced my steps into the

house.

As I closed the door, I heard a kind of stifled sob from the back of

the hall, and looking up, I saw in the dim light two women crouching

against the banisters. They were both in their night-dresses, and

one of them, whom I recognised as the parlour-maid, had her hair

streaming down over her shoulders. Very pretty hair it was, too.

"It's all right," I said comfortingly. "Nobody's hurt."

The elder of the two women--the cook, I suppose--burst into a torrent

of hysterical relief.

"Oh, sir! Oh, Mr. Northcote! Oh dear, oh dear! We thought you were

all killed!"

"Not a bit of it," I said. "Go and put something on, and find out

what's the matter with the electric light."

My brisk and cheerful manner had the desired effect. Both women

stopped sobbing, and letting go each other's hands, rose unsteadily

to their feet. The parlour-maid even found time to blush.

There were two candles flickering away on the hall table, and taking

one of them, I hastily mounted the stairs. As I came up, I heard the

sound of voices, and, reaching the landing, I found the faithful

Milford apparently engaged in a wrestling match with a woman dressed

as a nurse. When he saw me, he gave a sort of gulp, and sat down

abruptly on an oak chest behind him.

"Well, Milford," I said severely, "this is nice behaviour for an

invalid!"

He caught at the wall to steady himself, and I saw that the front of

his night-dress was stained with blood.

"Are you hurt?" I asked quickly.

He shook his head. "No, no, sir; I'm all right. It was the other

man--he was bleeding in the face."

I turned to the nurse, who, I felt, deserved an explanation. "It was

an attempt at robbery," I explained shamelessly. "I got a new man in

yesterday, and he must have come with a forged character. Anyway,

when I woke up, I found him in my room; so, naturally, I tackled him.

I suppose you heard the noise downstairs?"

The nurse, who seemed to be a singularly self-possessed lady, nodded

her head. "My patient did," she said, arranging a shawl that she was

carrying round Milford's shoulders. "I tried to keep him in bed, but

it was useless. He pushed me away and rushed upstairs just as he

was. All I could do was to follow him and light the candles."

"You couldn't have done anything better," I observed. "But for them

God knows where we should have been. The blackguard had evidently

been monkeying with the electric light."

"I was in the hall," she went on, "when you rushed past. After you'd

gone, I hurried upstairs, and found my patient trying to follow you.

I hope I did right in stopping him. You didn't seem to be in much

need of help."

"Of course you were right," I said. Then, turning to Milford, I laid

my hand on his shoulder: "You're a good friend, Milford," I added,

"but you're a mighty bad patient. You must go back to bed at once."

He smiled faintly, but made no answer. Lifting him to his feet, and

supporting him with my arm, I helped him slowly downstairs--the nurse

following. Just as we reached the basement, the electric light went

up, and the parlour-maid, this time with the addition of a

dressing-gown, appeared in the passage. She still seemed a trifle

embarrassed.

"We found out what was the matter with the light, sir," she said.

"It had been turned off at the main switch."

"Well, that's all right," I said. "You and Cook go to bed now.

There'll be no more trouble. It was only an attempt at burglary on

the part of that new man I got in yesterday. He's cleared out, and

we can't do anything more until the morning."

A few minutes later, having seen Milford safely tucked up and left

the nurse in attendance, I made my way back to the hall, where I

fastened the front door and put out both the candles and the electric

light.

My visitor had left traces of blood all across the carpet, and I

found spots of the same article decorating both the staircase and the

landing above. It was evident that his study of art had been as

intimate as it had been brief.

Somewhat cheered by this discovery, I entered my room, and, turning

up the light, shut the door. The place was in a cheerful state of

confusion, for, in addition to fire-irons, broken glass, and

fragments of picture-frame, the overturned table and its contents

were scattered generously round the room.

I tidied up things as well as I could, and then examined with some

interest the marks left by the two unavailing swipes which my

opponent had dealt at me in the duel. What his weapon was I could

not say for certain, but from the traces which it had left behind, it

appeared to have been something in the nature of an axe. My pillow

was practically cut in half, while the dent which he had made in the

wall left me with a certain sense of thankfulness that my head had

not been in the spot where it landed.

After removing such portions of Park Lane as still adhered to my bare

feet, I got into bed, turning my mangled pillow over on its other

side. I left the electric light full on, for sleeping in the dark

had, somehow or other, ceased to appeal to me. Then, with the

agreeable feeling of a day well spent, I curled myself up under the

clothes, and in five minutes I was fast asleep.

A little brisk exercise in the small hours of the night must, I

think, be an excellent thing for the health. At all events, I woke

up next morning feeling splendidly fit, and came down to breakfast

with an even better appetite than on the previous day. My

constitution requires an occasional stimulant, and with the job which

I had undertaken there appeared to be little chance of its being

denied this luxury.

I regret to say that the pretty parlour-maid seemed less fortunate.

I was too sleepy to pay much attention to her when I was called, but

later on, when she brought me in my eggs and bacon, I noticed that

she had dark shadows under her eyes, and a general air of having

spent a bad night.

"I am afraid you didn't sleep very well," I said.

She shook her head. "Neither me nor Cook closed our eyes the whole

night, sir," she replied reproachfully.

"Oh, I'm sorry for that," I said. "You must go to bed early this

evening, to make up for it. Have you heard how Milford is this

morning?"

"The nurse seemed to think he was doing well, sir. I believe the

doctor is coming round almost at once."

The words had scarcely left her lips when, through the window, I saw

Ritchie's car roll up to the door, and Ritchie himself step out.

"There he is," I exclaimed, getting up from the table. "Ask him to

come in here a moment, will you?"

She went out, and I heard the front door open. A minute later, the

doctor, carrying a glossy hat and dressed in an irreproachable grey

frock-coat, entered the room.

"Good morning, Mr. Northcote," he said, extending a hand, which I

shook heartily. "And how is the patient this morning?"

"Well, doctor," I said, "that's one reason why I wanted to see you.

We had rather an exciting time last night."

He raised his eyebrows interrogatively, and without further waste of

time I trotted out the same old lie which had already done duty for

the nurse.

"It was a burglary," I said, "or rather, an attempted burglary. I

had engaged another man, called Francis, in place of Milford and I

woke up in the middle of the night and found him in my room, trying

to break into my desk." (This last touch, I thought, was

particularly happy!)

"Dear me! Dear me!" interjected the doctor, in a shocked voice.

"Of course I tackled him," I continued; "but he made such a noise

that, unfortunately, he woke up Milford. In spite of his nurse, the

plucky fellow insisted on coming upstairs; and just as he reached the

landing, my man broke away and made a dash for the door. There was a

scuffle in the passage, and Milford got bowled over."

"Bless my soul!" said the doctor. "Was he hurt?"

"No," said I; "that's the funny thing about it. Knowing how seedy he

was, I expected to find him dead; but, on the contrary, he seemed to

be none the worse for it."

Ritchie nodded his head. "It's quite possible," he said

thoughtfully. "A shock of some kind may have been just what he

needed. Still, it must have been touch-and-go. What happened to the

man?"

"Unfortunately," I said, "he got away. It's an extraordinary case,

because I engaged him through Seagrave's, and his references were all

right, according to them. I'm going straight round there now."

"I should," said the doctor, "and, what's more, I should put the

matter in the hands of the police right away."

"Quite so," I assented cordially though it was the very last thing I

had any intention of doing; and with this extra fib I led the way

down to the basement.

Far from being any the worse for this night's adventure, we found the

gallant Milford sitting up in bed, shifting a large bowl of

bread-and-milk with evident enjoyment.

"Hullo, Milford!" I said. "That looks hopeful."

The good fellow positively grinned. "I feel much better to-day,

thank you, sir. I really think I can get up and do my work."

"I don't know about that," remarked the doctor, laughing, "but

there's no doubt that fighting burglars agrees with you. Let's feel

your pulse."

The nurse, who had taken the chance of removing the empty bowl, here

observed that her patient had slept soundly ever since we had put him

to bed.

"Oh, he's much better," said the doctor--"there can be no question

about that. Indeed, I don't think it would do him any harm to get

up. Of course he mustn't think of work for another day or two, but

otherwise we can consider the cure complete. In future, I shall

recommend one burglar to be taken nightly for any case that I feel

doubtful about."

Chuckling heartily at his own jest, he accompanied me upstairs. "It

really is a most remarkable recovery," he said. "The man is

practically all right again--pulse a little weak, but otherwise

nothing the matter with him. It just illustrates the value of a

sudden mental shock in cases of collapse. By the way, I received the

analyst's report this morning.

"Oh!" I observed. "What did he say?"

The doctor frowned. "Well, it's curious, but he admits that at

present he's baffled. There are distinct traces of a vegetable

poison of some kind, but it responds to none of the usual tests.

However, he's going to make some further researches, so I suppose I

shall hear from him again."

"You must let me know," I said brazenly, handing him his hat. "I

mean to get to the bottom of this."

Promising he would, and congratulating me again on my frustration of

the burglar, the worthy man went off. What his private opinion of my

household must have been I hardly liked to contemplate; but since he

showed no signs of communicating it to the police, I was well content

to let matters rest as they were.

Before starting out to have a little chat with my friend Mr.

Seagrave, I summoned the parlour-maid and gave her instructions that

if Billy Logan rang up or called while I was out, she was to tell him

that he would find me at home any time that afternoon. Then,

equipping myself with my trusty sword-stick, I set forth for Hanover

Square.

It was my intention, as you may imagine, to speak some very plain

words to the portly gentleman who had sent "Francis" round on the

previous day; but, as some forgotten philosopher once observed, "it

takes two to make a quarrel." One can't be brutal to a worm, and Mr.

Seagrave more nearly represented that creature than anybody I have

ever met.

The moment I entered his office he fell upon me with apologies so

abject that my pretty talent for remonstrance had no chance of

asserting itself.

"You have received my note, Mr. Northcote. I can't tell you how

distressed I am that such a thing should have occurred in this

office. On behalf of the firm I tender you our deepest, our most

sincere apologies. I only trust that there have been no regrettable

consequences. What the scoundrel's object was, Heaven knows. I--"

"Look here, Mr. Seagrave," I interrupted, "what the dickens are you

talking about? I've had no note from you yet."

He goggled at me, rubbing his hands together and cringing like a

frightened spaniel I suppose he must have had some unpleasant

experiences with my spirited double.

"You must just have missed it, Mr. Northcote," he said. "I sent it

around by one of our young men a quarter of an hour ago. The fact is

that we have heard from Sir Henry Tregattock this morning completely

repudiating any knowledge of Francis. I had written to him

overnight, asking him to confirm the character, and in reply he

stated that he had no idea what I was alluding to. He had never had

a servant of that name, and had not communicated with me in any shape

or form. It's unparalleled, amazing, incredible, but there can be no

doubt that someone else answered the telephone in Sir Henry's name.

Still if there have been no unfortunate developments--"

I laughed in rather a nasty fashion. "Unfortunate developments!" I

repeated. "Are you aware, Mr. Seagrave, that the man you sent me

yesterday not only attempted to rob the house in the night, but did

his best to murder me?"

To say that Mr. Seagrave collapsed would be an altogether inadequate

expression.

"Oh dear, oh dear!" he moaned. "This is terrible, sir, terrible!

Such a thing has never occurred in the whole history of the firm. It

will ruin us when it comes out--absolutely ruin us!"

His frank egotism rather pleased me.

"I don't suppose it would do you much good," I replied: "but is there

any reason why it would come out?"

I saw a ray of hope leap into his distressed face.

"The fact is," I went on, "that I object to publicity in a case like

this. In the first place, I'm much too busy to be bothered about it.

The man's gone, and, as it happens, there's no harm done. I don't

want a lot of infernal policemen tramping all over my house." (This

was true enough.) "But you ought to be more careful," I added

severely.

"We ought, sir; indeed we ought. I will never accept a telephone

reference again. I should be more grateful than I can say if you can

see your way to overlook the matter. The scoundrel must evidently

have had an accomplice in Sir Henry's house."

"Well, you must square things with Sir Henry as best you can," I

said. "All I want is not to be troubled any more in the matter."

I turned to leave the office, and he bowed me out, fervently

protesting that my peace should not be disturbed, and that he would

for ever consider himself my most humble debtor.

Quite pleased with the success of my interview, I made my way back to

Park Lane, only stopping at a shop in Bond Street to purchase one of

those linen belts which are made to wear next the skin. In view of

my somewhat uncertain circumstances, it seemed to be tempting

Providence to wander about London with ten thousand pounds in my

pocket.

During my walk home, my adventure of the previous night served to

occupy my thoughts in a not unpleasant fashion. It was agreeable to

reflect that at least one of my unknown friends was bearing my

handiwork in fairly legible type. Whether "Francis" was the

mysterious Guarez, or another gentleman with similar aims, it was at

least certain that for a few days I should be able to recognise him

under any disguise. I registered a grim vow that no stranger with a

dismantled bridge to his nose should have the opportunity of

approaching within striking distance of me.

All the afternoon I waited in, in the hopes of hearing from Billy.

By six o'clock, however, no message had arrived; and, feeling rather

worried, I strolled downstairs to see how Milford was getting on. I

found him fully dressed, sitting in an easy-chair in the pantry, and

reading the _Daily Telegraph_. The nurse had gone.

He seemed quite touchingly pleased to see me, but it was all I could

do to persuade him to retain his comfortable seat. He appeared to

think a kitchen chair altogether beneath my dignity.

"What I can't make out, Milford," I said, "is how you managed to

upset yourself."

He was silent a minute. "I can't help thinking, sir," he replied

slowly, "that it must have been that glass of beer I had at the

Granville."

"But surely," I objected, "if the beer poisoned you, it would have

poisoned everyone else."

"I don't think the beer would have poisoned me, sir, if it had been

left alone," he said pointedly.

"What do you mean, Milford?" I asked.

He shifted a little uneasily in his chair. "Well, sir, it may be

fancy, and you may think I'm speaking foolishly, but I can't help

having an idea that the man I was speaking to may have put something

in it when I wasn't looking."

"The man?" I said. "What man?"

"It was a chap in the bar, sir. A big, foreign-looking fellow he

was. He started talking to me when I came in, though, as far as I

know, I'd never set eyes on him before. It's my belief that for some

reason of his own he put something in my drink."

This theory of Milford's fitted in so exactly with my own suspicions

that for a moment I felt as if I were partly guilty.

"Would you know him again?" I asked.

"Oh yes, sir. He was a big, black-haired fellow, with one shoulder a

little higher than the other. I didn't fancy him when he came up and

spoke to me."

I was just going to observe that the landlord of the premises might

possibly be able to tell us something about the gentleman, when there

came a tap at the door, and the parlour-maid entered.

"If you please, sir," she said, "Mr. Simpson is here."

It was an embarrassing moment, as of course I hadn't the faintest

notion who Mr. Simpson might be; but once more Milford came to my

rescue.

"I sent him a message to come round, sir. You said you might be

motoring down to Woodford to-morrow if it was fine, so I told him

he'd better look in and see whether you wanted the car."

This was news indeed. Up till that moment I had no idea that I

belonged to the noble army of car owners.

"Quite right, Milford," I said, getting up. "I think I shall motor

if it's anything like a decent day."

I went upstairs and found Mr. Simpson in the hall. He proved to be a

small, dark, clean-shaven man dressed in the conventional garb of a

chauffeur.

"Good evening, sir," he said, touching his forehead. "I just looked

in about the car. Mr. Milford said you might be wanting it to-morrow

to go down to Suffolk."

"Yes," I said, "I shall if it's fine."

I had quite decided by this time that I would motor down to Woodford

instead of going by train.

"Will you be wanting me, sir?" asked Mr. Simpson.

I reflected rapidly. I am not much of a hand at steering a car, but

still I had tackled the task with average success on several

occasions in Buenos Ayres. What was worrying me was the question of

Billy. If he turned up in time, I intended taking him down to

Woodford with me, and putting him up at the nearest inn; and there

was just the chance that if Simpson came the latter might give the

show away to one of Maurice's servants. On the whole, I decided to

drive myself.

"No," I said, "I shan't want you, Simpson. Have the car around here

at 10.30, and put some cans of petrol in. I shall only be away for

two or three days."

He touched his forehead again respectfully, and withdrew.

My latest discovery had put me into a very cheerful frame of mind.

With a car at my disposal I felt much better equipped for my visit to

Woodford. I was a long way from trusting Master Maurice, and a motor

is a devilish handy thing if you happen to want to leave a place

without ceremony or delay.

The only fly in my ointment was the non-arrival of Billy. I was

beginning to fear that he must have fixed up his job with Seatons,

and that I should have to get through as best I could without him.

However, I have made it a rule in life never to hunt for trouble

before it arrives, so, still hoping for the best, I went upstairs,

and began in a leisurely manner to array myself for Lord Sangatte's

party.

I had ordered a little dinner for eight o'clock, and while I was

discussing the excellent sole and cutlets which the cook sent me up,

I further impressed upon the parlour-maid that if Billy arrived

during my absence he was to be detained at all costs.

"Tell him," I said, "that I shall be back before long, and that I can

put him up for the night. I suppose there is a room ready?"

"Oh yes, sir," replied the parlour-maid; "it's only a question of

airing the bed."

"Air it, then," said I; "and, whatever you do, don't let Mr. Logan go

till I come back."

I waited on till half-past ten, amusing myself by smoking a couple of

cigars, and routing out such of Northcote's clothes as seemed to me

suitable for the country. Then, as there was still no sign of Billy,

I put on my hat and coat, and, sallying forth from the front door,

summoned a taxi, and ordered the man to drive me to Belgrave Square.

Sangatte's house proved to be a big detached mansion, standing in its

own grounds, and occupying the whole of one corner. It had a

pillared entrance--a sort of Greek portico, from which a red awning

stretched down to the main gate.

There were a number of carriages and motor broughams arriving and

departing, with a policeman at the gate signalling to the next as

soon as the one in front had deposited its cargo. Whatever his

morals might be, Sangatte evidently entertained in style.

My modest taxi rolled up in its turn, and I got out, and mounted the

carpeted steps that led into the house. To the left of the hall,

which was full of immaculately dressed men and women, the latter

blazing with diamonds and displaying a lavish amount of white arms

and backs, stood a large anteroom, where a couple of liveried footmen

were waiting to relieve us of our coats and hats.

Having got rid of these impediments, I returned to the hall, and

slowly made my way towards the staircase, at the top of which

Sangatte was presumably receiving his guests. Several people greeted

me by name, and one or two beautiful ladies smiled at me across the

hall in the most encouraging fashion. It struck me for the first

time that Northcote might possibly have left me legacies of a more

agreeable nature than those which I had at present encountered!

At last I reached the landing, where a solemn-looking butler who was

posted there evidently recognised me.

"Mr. Stuart Northcote," he announced in a magnificent voice.

Lord Sangatte, who, with the assistance of an elderly, grey-haired

lady, was welcoming each guest in turn, stepped forward on hearing my

name. He was a tall, well-built man of about forty-five, with a

heavy, clean-shaven face and hard blue eyes. I took a vigorous

dislike to him immediately.

"I'm glad you've turned up, Northcote," he whispered, shaking my

hand. "You got my note--eh? I want to have a chat with you as soon

as I've got through with this tomfoolery."

"Right you are," I returned. "Where shall I find you?"

"Oh, come to my study," he said hurriedly. "I'll slip away about

eleven, and you'll find me there." Then, raising his voice, he

added: "I don't think you've ever met my aunt--let me introduce you.

Aunt Susan, this is Mr. Northcote."

The smile which the elderly lady gave me could not have been

described as effusive even by an optimist, but such as it was I

accepted it with a good grace. Indeed, knowing what I did of

Northcote, I rather sympathised with the old girl. Sangatte

evidently noticed her lack of enthusiasm, for an angry light danced

in his eyes. However, he said nothing, and I passed on into the

ballroom beyond, discreetly concealing the amusement that I felt.

To the strains of a band, which I could just hear above the loud hum

of conversation, a crowded roomful of people were moving

spasmodically about in what I believe is technically known as "a

Boston." I stood for an instant in the doorway, momentarily dazzled

by the blaze of light, the gleam of diamonds, and the wonderfully

coloured frocks that kept flashing past me with a provocative swirl

of silken petticoats.

Suddenly I realised that there was someone behind me waiting to go

in. I stepped aside, looking up as I did so, and my heart seemed to

perform the absurd and inconvenient feat of jumping into my mouth.

For, just in front of me, her hand resting lightly on the arm of an

elderly man, whose features seemed curiously familiar, was Mercia

Solano.

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