TRUE POLITENESS.
A half-hour before dinner Mrs. Graham and her nieces, Mr. Bruce, his
sister Fanny, and Lieutenant Osborne, as they sat in the large room, had
their curiosity much excited by the merriment which existed in Emily's
room. Gertrude's clear laugh was distinguishable, and even Emily joined
in the outburst, while another person appeared to be of the party, as a
most singular voice mingled with the rest.
Kitty ran to the entry two or three times to listen, and at last
returned with the announcement that Gertrude was coming down stairs with
the very queen of witches. Presently Gertrude opened the door, which
Kitty had slammed behind her, and ushered in Miss Patty Pace, who
advanced with measured, mincing steps to Mrs. Graham, and, stopping in
front of her, made a low curtsey.
"How do you do, ma'am?" said Mrs. Graham, half inclined to believe that
Gertrude was playing off a joke upon her.
"This, I presume, is the mistress," said Miss Patty.
Mrs. Graham acknowledged her claim to that title.
"A lady of presence!" said Miss Patty, to Gertrude, in an audible
whisper, pronouncing each syllable with a manner and emphasis peculiar
to herself. Then, turning to Belle, who was shrinking into the shadow of
a curtain, she approached her, held up both her hands in astonishment,
and exclaimed, "Miss Isabella, as I still enjoy existence! and radiant,
too, as the morning! Bless my heart! how your youthful charms have
expanded!"
Belle had recognised Miss Pace the moment she entered the room, but was
ashamed to acknowledge the acquaintance of so eccentric an individual,
and would have still feigned ignorance, but Kitty now came forward,
exclaiming, "Why, Miss Pace, where did you come from?"
"Miss Catharina," said Miss Pace, taking her hands in an ecstasy of
astonishment, "_then you know me_! Blessings on your memory of an old
friend!"
"Certainly, I knew you in a minute; you're not so easily forgotten, I
assure you. Belle, don't you remember Miss Pace? It's at your house I've
always seen her."
"Oh, is it she?" said Belle, with a poor attempt to conceal the fact
that she had any previous knowledge of a person who had been a frequent
visitor at her father's house, and was held in esteem by both her
parents.
"I apprehend," said Miss Patty to Kitty, in the same loud whisper, "that
she carries a proud heart." Then, without having appeared to notice the
gentlemen, who were directly behind her, she added, "Sparks, I see Miss
Catharina, young sparks! Whose?--yours or hers?"
Kitty laughed, for she saw that the young men heard her, and were much
amused, and replied without hesitation, "O mine, Miss Patty, mine, both
of 'em!" Miss Patty now looked around the room, and, missing Mr. Graham,
advanced to his wife, saying, "And where, madam, is the bridegroom?"
Mrs. Graham, a little confused, replied that her husband would be in
presently, and invited Miss Pace to be seated.
"No, mistress, I am obliged to you; I have an inquiring mind, and, with
your leave, will take a survey of the apartment. I love to see
everything that is modern." She then examined the pictures upon the
walls, but had not proceeded far before she turned to Gertrude and
asked, loud enough to be heard, "Gertrude, my dear, what have they done
with the second wife?" Gertrude looked surprised, and Miss Pace
corrected her remark, saying, "Oh, it is the counterfeit that I have
reference to; the original, I am aware, departed long since; but where
is the counterfeit of the second Mrs. Graham? It always hung here, if my
memory serves me."
Gertrude whispered a reply to this question, and Miss Pace then uttered
the following soliloquy: "The garret! well, 'tis the course of nature;
what is new obliterates _the recollection, even_, of the old."
She now linked her arm in Gertrude's, and made her the companion of her
survey. When they had completed the circuit of the room, she stopped in
front of the group of young people, all of whom were eyeing her with
great amusement, and claimed the acquaintance of Mr. Bruce, and asked to
be introduced to that member of the war department, as she styled
Lieutenant Osborne. Kitty introduced her with great formality, and at
the same time presented the lieutenant to Gertrude. A chair was now
brought, Miss Patty joined their circle and entertained them until
dinner time. Gertrude again sought Emily's room.
At the table, Gertrude sat next to Emily, whose wants she always made
her care, and with Miss Patty on the other side, had no time or
attention to bestow on anyone else; much to the chagrin of Mr. Bruce,
who was anxious she should observe his assiduous devotion to Kitty,
whose hair was adorned with the moss-rose buds, and her face with
smiles.
Belle was also made happy by the marked admiration of the young officer.
Occasionally, some remark made by Miss Pace irresistibly attracted the
attention of every one at the table, and extorted either the laughter it
was intended to excite, or a mirth which, though perhaps ill-timed, it
was impossible to repress.
Mr. Graham treated Miss Patty with politeness and attention, and Mrs.
Graham spared no pains to bring out the old lady's conversational
powers. She found that Miss Patty was acquainted with everybody, and
made most amusing comments upon almost every person who became the topic
of conversation. Mr. Graham at last led her to speak of herself and her
lonely mode of life; and Fanny Bruce, who sat next, asked her bluntly,
why she never got married.
"Ah, my young miss," said she, "we all wait our time, and I may take a
companion yet."
"You should," said Mr. Graham. "Now you have property, Miss Pace, and
ought to share it with some nice thrifty man."
"I have but an insignificant trifle of worldly wealth," said Miss Pace,
"and am not as youthful as I have been; but I may suit myself with a
companion, notwithstanding. I approve of matrimony, and have my eye upon
a young man."
"_A young man!_" exclaimed Fanny Bruce, laughing.
"O yes, Miss Frances," said Miss Patty; "I am an admirer of youth, and
of everything that is modern. Yes, I cling to life--I cling to life."
"Certainly," remarked Mrs. Graham. "Miss Pace must marry somebody
younger than herself; someone to whom she can leave all her property, if
he should happen to outlive her."
"Yes," said Mr. Graham; "at present you would not know how to make a
will, unless you left all your money to Gertrude, here; I rather think
she would make good use of it."
"That would certainly be a consideration to me," said Miss Pace; "I
should dread the thought of having my little savings squandered. Now, I
know there's more than a sufficiency of pauper population; and plenty
that would be glad of legacies; but I have no intention of bestowing on
such. Why, sir, nine-tenths of them will _always_ be poor. No, no! I
shouldn't give to such! No, no! I have other intentions."
"Miss Pace," asked Mr. Graham, "what has become of General Pace's
family?"
"_All dead!_" replied Miss Patty, promptly, "_all dead!_ I made a
pilgrimage to the grave of that branch of the family. It was a touching
scene," said she in a pathetic tone. "There was a piece of grassy
ground, belted about with an iron railing, and in the centre a beautiful
white marble monument, in which they were all buried; it was pure as
alabaster, and on it was inscribed these lines:
'Pace.'"
"What were the lines?" inquired Mrs. Graham.
"Pace, ma'am, Pace; nothing else."
Solemn as was the subject, a universal titter pervaded the circle: and
Mrs. Graham, perceiving that Kitty and Fanny would soon burst into
uncontrollable fits of laughter, made the move for the company to quit
the table.
The gentlemen did not care to linger, and followed the ladies into the
wide entry, the coolness of which invited every one to loiter there
during the heat of the day. Miss Patty and Fanny Bruce compelled the
unwilling Gertrude to join the group there assembled; and Mrs. Graham,
who could not forego her afternoon nap, was the only one who absented
herself.
So universal was the interest Miss Patty excited, that all private
dialogue was suspended, and close attention given to whatever topic the
old lady was discussing.
Belle maintained a slightly scornful expression of countenance, and
tried with partial success to divert Lieutenant Osborne's thoughts into
another channel; but Kitty was so delighted with Miss Pace's
originality, that she made no attempt at any exclusive conversation,
and, with Mr. Bruce sitting beside her and joining in her amusement,
looked more than contented.
Dress and fashion, two favourite themes with Miss Patty, were now
introduced, and, after discoursing upon her love of the beautiful, as
witnessed in the mantua-making and millinery arts, she deliberately left
her seat, and going towards Belle (who wished to avoid her), began to
examine the material of her dress, and requested her to rise and permit
her to further inspect the mode in which it was made, declaring the
description of so modern a master-piece of art would be a feast to the
ears of some of her junior acquaintances.
Belle indignantly refused to comply, and shook off the hand of the old
lady as if there had been contamination in her touch.
"Do stand up, Belle," said Kitty, in an undertone; "don't be so cross."
"Why don't you stand up yourself," said Belle, "and show off your own
dress, for the benefit of her low associates?"
"She didn't ask me," replied Kitty, "but I will, with pleasure, if she
will condescend to look at it. Miss Pace," continued she gaily, placing
herself in front of the inquisitive Miss Patty, "do admire my gown at
your leisure, and take a pattern of it, if you like, I should be proud
of the honour."
For a wonder, Kitty's dress was pretty and well worthy of observation.
Miss Patty made many comments, and her curiosity being satisfied,
commenced retreating towards the place she had left, first glancing
behind her to see if it was still vacant, and then moving towards it
with a backward motion, consisting of a series of curtseys.
Fanny Bruce, who stood near, observing that she had made an exact
calculation how many steps would be required to reach her seat, placed
her hand on the back of the chair, as if to draw it away; and encouraged
by a look and smile from Isabel, moved it, slightly, but still enough to
endanger the old lady's safety.
On attempting to regain it, Miss Pace stumbled, and would have fallen,
but Gertrude--who had been watching Fanny's proceedings--sprang forward
in time to fling an arm around her, and place her safely in the chair,
casting at the same time a reproachful look at Fanny, who, much
confused, turned to avoid Gertrude's gaze, and in doing so accidentally
trod on Mr. Graham's gouty toes, which drew from him an exclamation of
pain.
"Fan," said Mr. Bruce, who had observed the latter accident only, "I
wish you could learn politeness."
"Whom am I to learn it from?" asked Fanny, pertly,--"you?"
Ben looked provoked, but forbore to reply; while Miss Pace, who had
recovered her composure, said--"Politeness! Ah, a lovely but rare
virtue; perceptibly developed, however, in the manners of my friend
Gertrude, which I hesitate not to affirm would well become a princess."
Belle curled her lip, and smiled disdainfully. "Lieutenant Osborne,"
said she, "don't you think Miss Devereux has beautiful manners?"
"Very fine," replied the lieutenant; "the style in which she receives
company, on her reception-day, is elegance itself."
"Who are you speaking of?" inquired Kitty; "Mrs. Harry Noble?"
"Miss Devereux, we were remarking upon," said Belle; "but Mrs. Noble is
also very stylish."
"I think she is," said Mr. Bruce; "do you hear, Fanny?--we have found a
model for you,--you must imitate Mrs. Noble."
"I don't know anything about Mrs. Noble," retorted Fanny; "I'd rather
imitate Miss Flint. Miss Gertrude," said she, "how _shall_ I learn
politeness?"
"Do you remember," asked Gertrude, speaking low, "what your music-master
told you about learning to _play_ with expression? I should give you the
same rule for improvement in politeness."
Fanny blushed deeply. "What is that?" said Mr. Graham; "Fanny, what is
Gertrude's rule for politeness."
"She only said," answered Fanny, "that it was the same my music-master
gave me last winter."
"And what did _he_ say?" inquired her brother.
"I asked Mr. Hermann," said Fanny, "how I should learn to play with
expression, and he said, 'You must cultivate your _heart_, Miss Bruce,
you must cultivate your _heart_.'"
This new direction for the attainment of a great accomplishment was
received with countenances that indicated as great a variety of
sentiments as there was difference of character among Fanny's audience.
Mr. Graham bit his lip, and walked away; for _his_ politeness was
founded on no such rule, and he knew that Gertrude's _was_. Belle looked
glorious disdain; Mr. Bruce and Kitty, puzzled and half amused; while
Lieutenant Osborne proved himself not quite callous to a noble truth, by
turning upon Gertrude a glance of admiration. Emily's face evidenced how
fully she coincided in the opinion thus unintentionally made public, and
Miss Patty expressed her approbation.
"Miss Gertrude's remark is a verity," said she. "The only politeness
which is trustworthy is the spontaneous offering of the heart. Perhaps
this goodly company of masters and misses would condescend to give ear
to an old woman's tale of a rare instance of true politeness, and the
fitting reward it met."
All expressed strong desire to hear Miss Patty's story, and she began:
"On a winter's day, some years ago, an old woman, of many foibles and
weaknesses, but with a keen eye and her share of worldly wisdom--Miss
Patty Pace by name--started, by special invitation, for the house of one
worshipful Squire Clinton, the honoured parent of Miss Isabella, the
fair damsel yonder. Every tall tree in our good city was spangled with
frost work, more glittering far than gems that sparkle in Golconda's
mine, and the side-walk were a snare to the feet of the old and unwary.
"I lost my equilibrium, and fell. Two gallant gentlemen lifted and
carried me to a neighboring apothecary's emporium, restored my scattered
wits, and, revived me with a fragrant cordial. I went on my way with
many a misgiving, however, and scarcely should I have reached my
destination with bones unbroken, had it not been for a knight with a
rosy countenance, who overtook me, placed my old arm within his own more
strong and youthful one, and protected my steps to the end of my
journey. No slight courage either, my young misses, did my noble escort
need, to carry him through what he had undertaken. Paint to your
imagination a youth, fresh and beautiful as a sunbeam, straight as an
arrow--a perfect Apollo--linked to the little bent body of poor Miss
Patty Pace. I will not spare myself, young ladies; for, had you seen me
then, you would have considered me now vastly ameliorated in outer
presentment. My double row of teeth were stowed away in my pocket, my
frisette was pushed back from my head by my recent fall, and my
gogs--the same my father wore before me--covered my face, and they alone
attracted attention, and created some excitement. But he went on
unmoved; and, in spite of many a captivating glance and smile from rows
of beautiful young maidens whom we met, and many a sneer from youths of
his own age, he sustained my feeble form with as much care as if I had
been an empress, and accommodated his buoyant step to the slow movement
which my infirmities compelled. Ah! what a spirit of conformity he
manifested! my knight of the rosy countenance! Could you have seen him,
Miss Catharina, or you, Miss Frances, your palpitating hearts would have
taken flight for ever. He was a paragon, indeed.
"Whither his own way tended I cannot say, for he moved in conformity to
mine, and left me not until I was safe at the abode of Mistress Clinton.
I hardly think he coveted my old heart, but I sometimes believe it
followed him, for truly he is still a frequent subject of my
meditations."
"Ah! then _that_ was his reward!" exclaimed Kitty.
"Not so, Miss Kitty; guess again."
"I can think of _nothing so desirable_, Miss Patty."
"His _fortune in life_, Miss Catharina--that was his reward; it may be
that he cannot yet estimate the full amount of his recompense."
"How so?" exclaimed Fanny.
"I will briefly narrate the rest. Mistress Clinton encouraged me always
to converse much in her presence. She knew my taste was disposed to
humour me, and I was pleased to be indulged. I told my story, and
enlarged upon the merits of my noble youth, and his wonderful spirit of
conformity. The squire, a gentleman who estimates good breeding, was
present, with his ears opened, when I recommended my knight, with all
the eloquence I could command; he was amused, interested, pleased. He
promised to see the boy, and did so; the noble features spake for
themselves, and gained him a situation as clerk; from which he has since
advanced in the ranks, until now he occupies the position of partner and
confidential agent in a creditable and wealthy house. Miss Isabella, it
would rejoice my heart to hear the latest tidings from Mr. William
Sullivan."
"He is well, I believe," said Isabella, sulkily. "I know nothing to the
contrary."
"Oh, Gertrude knows," said Fanny. "Gertrude knows all about Mr.
Sullivan; she will tell you."
All turned, and looked at Gertrude, who, with face flushed, and eyes
glistening with the interest she felt in Miss Patty's narrative, stood
leaning upon Emily's chair. Miss Patty now appealed to her, much
surprised, however, at her having any knowledge of her much admired
young escort. Gertrude drew near, and answered all her questions without
the least hesitation or embarrassment.
Gertrude gave Miss Pace an account of the curiosity which Willie and his
friends had felt concerning the original author of his good fortune; and
the old lady was so delighted at hearing the various conjectures about
Mr. Clinton's unexpected summons, and of the matter being attributed to
the agency of Santa Claus, that she loudly laughed. Miss Pace was just
taxing Gertrude with messages of remembrance to be despatched in her
next letter to Willie, when Mrs. Graham presented herself, and arrested
the attention of the whole company by exclaiming, in her abrupt manner
and loud tones--"What! are you all here? I thought you were bound for a
walk in the woods. Kitty, what has become of your cherished scheme of
climbing Sunset Hill?"
"I proposed it, aunt, an hour ago, but Belle insisted it was too warm.
_I_ think the weather is just right for a walk."
"It will soon be growing cool," said Mrs. Graham, "and I think you had
better start; it is some distance, if you go round through the woods."
"Who knows the way?" asked Kitty.
No one responded to the question, and all professed ignorance; much to
the astonishment of Gertrude, who believed that every part of the woody
ground and hill beyond were familiar to Mr. Bruce. She did not stay,
however, to hear any further discussion of their plans; for Emily was
beginning to suffer from headache and weariness, and Gertrude insisted
that she should seek the quiet of her own room, and she went with her.
She was just closing the chamber door, when Fanny called from the
staircase, "Miss Gertrude ain't you going for a walk with us?"
"No," replied Gertrude; "not to-day."
"Then I won't go," said Fanny, "if you don't. Why don't you go, Miss
Gertrude?"
"I shall walk with Miss Emily, by-and-bye, if she is well enough; you
can accompany us, if you like, but you would enjoy going to Sunset Hill
much more."
Meantime a whispered consultation took place below, in which someone
suggested that Gertrude was well acquainted with the path which the
party wished to follow through the woods. Belle opposed her being
invited to join them; Kitty hesitated between her liking for Gertrude
and her fears regarding Mr. Bruce's allegiance; Lieutenant Osborne
forbore to urge what Belle disapproved; and Mr. Bruce remained silent,
trusting to the final necessity of her being invited to act as guide, in
which capacity he had purposely concealed his own ability to serve. This
necessity was so obvious, that, as he had foreseen, Kitty was at last
despatched to find Gertrude and make known their request.