AN ADVENTURE AND A MISFORTUNE.
One Saturday evening in December Willie came in with his French books
under his arm, and, after the first salutations, exclaimed, as he put
the grammar and dictionary on the table, "Oh, Gerty! before we begin to
study, I _must_ tell you and Uncle True the funniest thing that happened
to-day; I have been laughing so at home, as I was telling mother about
it!"
"I heard you laugh," said Gerty. "If I had not been so busy, I should
have come in to hear what it was that was so very droll. But do tell
us!"
"Why, you will not think it's anything like a joke when I begin, and I
should not be much amused, if she hadn't been the very queerest old
woman that ever I saw in my life."
"Old woman!--You haven't told us about one!"
"But I'm going to," said Willie. "You noticed how everything was covered
with ice this morning. How splendidly it looked, didn't it? I declare,
when the sun shone on that great elm-tree in front of our shop, I
thought I never saw anything so handsome in my life. But, there, that's
nothing to do with my old woman--only that the side-walks were just like
everything else, a perfect glare."
"I want to hear about your old woman," said Gerty.
"I was standing at the shop-door, about eleven o'clock, looking out,
when I saw the strangest-looking figure coming down the street. She had
on some kind of a black silk or satin gown, made very scant, and trimmed
all round with some brownish-looking lace--black it had been once, but
it isn't now--then she had a grey cloak, of silk material, that you
certainly would have said came out of the Ark, if it hadn't been for a
little cape, of a different colour, that she wore outside of it, and
which must have been dated a generation further back. Her bonnet! Oh
dear! it was twice as big as anybody's else, and she had a figured lace
veil thrown over one side, that reached nearly to her feet. But her
goggles crowned all; such immense horrid-looking things I never saw. She
had a work-bag made of black silk, with pieces of cloth of all the
colours in the rainbow sewed on to it, zigzag: then her
pocket-handkerchief was pinned to her bag, and a great feather fan--at
this season of the year!--that was pinned on somewhere--by a string, I
suppose--and a bundle-handkerchief, and a newspaper! Oh, gracious! I
can't think of half the things; but they were all pinned together with
great brass pins, and hung in a body on her left arm. Her dress, though,
wasn't the strangest thing about her. What made it funny was her way of
walking: she looked quite old and infirm, and it was evident she could
hardly keep her footing on the ice; and yet she walked with such a
consequential little air! Oh, Gerty, it's lucky you didn't see her!
you'd have laughed from then till this time."
"Some poor, crazy crittur, wasn't she?" asked True.
"Oh, no!" said Willie, "I don't think she was; though queer enough, but
not crazy. Just as she got opposite the shop door her feet slipped, and
she fell flat on the pavement. I rushed out, for I thought the fall
might have killed the poor little thing; and Mr. Bray, and a gentleman
whom he was waiting upon, followed me. She did appear stunned at first;
but we carried her into the shop and she came to her senses in a minute
or two. Crazy you asked if she were, Uncle True! No, not she! She's as
bright as you are! As soon as she opened her eyes, and seemed to know
what she was about, she felt for her work-bag and all its appendages;
counted them up, to see if the number were right, and then nodded her
head very satisfactorily. Mr. Bray poured out a glass of cordial and
offered it to her. By this time she had got her airs and graces back
again; so when he recommended her to swallow the cordial, she retreated
with a little old-fashioned curtsey, and put up both her hands to
express her horror at the idea of such a thing. The gentleman standing
by smiled, and advised her to take it, as it would do her no harm. She
turned round, made another curtsey to him, and asked, in a little
cracked voice, 'Can you assure me, sir, as a gentleman of candour and
gallantry, that it is not an exhilarating potion?' The gentleman could
hardly keep from laughing; but he told her it was nothing that would
hurt her. 'Then,' said she, 'I will venture to sip the beverage; it has
most aromatic fragrance.' She seemed to like the taste as well as the
smell, for she drank every drop of it; she turned to me and said,
'Except upon this gentleman's assurance of the harmlessness of the
liquid, I would not have swallowed it in your presence, my young master,
if it were only for the _example_. I have set my seal to no temperance
pledge, but I am abstemious because it becomes a lady; it is with me a
matter of choice, a matter of _taste_.' She now seemed quite restored,
and talked of starting again on her walk; but it was not safe for her to
go alone on the ice, and Mr. Bray thought so, for he asked her where
she was going? She told him, in her roundabout way, that she was going
to pass the day with mistress somebody, that lived near the Common. I
touched Mr. Bray's arm, and said, in a low voice, that if he could spare
me, I'd go with her. He said he shouldn't want me for an hour; so I
offered her my arm and told her I should be happy to wait upon her. You
ought to have seen her then. If I had been a grownup man, and she a
young lady, she couldn't have tossed her head or giggled more. But she
took my arm and we started off. I knew Mr. Bray and the gentleman were
laughing to see us, but I didn't care; I pitied the old lady, and I did
not mean she should get another tumble.
"Every person we met stared at us; we were such a grotesque looking
couple. She accepted my proffered arm, and clasped her hands together
round it, making a complete handle of her two arms; and so she hung on
with all her might. But I ought not to laugh at the poor thing, for she
needed somebody to help her along, and I'm sure she wasn't heavy enough
to tire me out, if she did make the most of herself. I wonder who she
belongs to. I shouldn't think her friends would let her go about the
streets so, especially such walking as it is to-day."
"What's her name?" inquired Gerty. "Didn't you find out?"
"No," answered Willie; "she wouldn't tell me. I asked her, but she only
said, in her little cracked voice (and here Willie began to laugh
immoderately), that she was the _incognito_, and that it was the part of
a true and gallant knight to discover the name of his fair lady. Oh, I
promise you she was a case! Why, you never heard anyone talk so
ridiculously as she did! I asked her how old she was. Mother said that
was very impolite, but it's the only uncivil thing I did or said, as the
old lady would testify herself if she were here."
"How old is she?" said Gerty.
"Sixteen."
"Why, Willie, what do you mean?"
"That's what she told me," said Willie; "and a true and gallant knight
must believe his fair lady."
"Poor body!" said True; "she's childish!"
"No, she isn't Uncle True," said Willie; "you'd think so part of the
time, to hear her run on with her nonsense; and then, the next minute,
she'd speak as sensible as anybody, and say how much obliged she was to
me for being willing to put myself to so much trouble for the sake of an
old woman like her. Just as we turned into Beacon Street we met a school
of girls, blooming beauties, handsome enough to kill, my old lady called
them; and when they came in sight, she seemed to take it for granted I
should get away from her, and run after some of them. But she held on
with a vengeance! It's lucky I had no idea of forsaking her, for it
would have been impossible! Some of them stopped and stared at us--of
course I didn't care how much they stared; but she seemed to think I
should be terribly mortified; and when we had passed them all, she
complimented me again and again on my spirit of conformity, her
favourite expression."
Here Willie was out of breath. True clapped him upon the shoulder. "Good
boy, Willie?" said he, "clever boy! You always look out for the old
folks, and that's right. Respect for the aged is a good thing; though
your grandfather says it's very much out of fashion."
"I don't know much about fashion, Uncle True; but I should think it was
a pretty mean sort of a boy that would see an old lady get one fall on
the ice, and not save her from another by seeing her safe home."
"Willie's always kind to everybody," said Gerty.
"Willie's either a hero," said the boy, "or else he has got two pretty
good friends--I rather think it's the latter. But, come, Gerty, Charles
the Twelfth is waiting for us, and we must study as much as we can
to-night. We may not have another chance very soon, for Mr. Bray isn't
well this evening; he seems threatened with a fever, and I promised to
go back to the shop after dinner to-morrow. If he should be sick, I
shall have plenty to do without coming home at all."
"Oh, I hope Mr. Bray is not going to have a fever," said True and Gerty,
in the same breath.
"He's such a clever man!" said True.
"He's so good to you, Willie!" added Gerty.
Willie hoped not, too; but his hopes gave way to his fears, when he
found on the following day that his kind master was not able to leave
his bed, and the doctor pronounced his symptoms alarming. A typhoid
fever set in, which in a few days terminated the life of the excellent
apothecary.
The death of Mr. Bray was a dreadful blow to Willie. The shop was
closed, the widow having decided to dispose of the stock, and remove
into the country. Willie was thus left without employment, and deprived
of Mr. Bray's valuable assistance. His earnings had promoted the comfort
of his mother and grandfather, who had thus been enabled to relax their
own labours. The thought of being a burden to them was intolerable to
the independent spirit of the boy; and he tried to obtain another place.
He applied to the different apothecaries in the city, but none of them
wanted a youth of his age. He returned home at night, disappointed, but
not discouraged. If he could not obtain employment with an apothecary,
he would do something else. But what should he do? That was the
question. He had long talks with his mother about it. She felt that his
talents and education entitled him to fill a position equal to that he
had already occupied; and could not endure the thought of his descending
to more menial service. Willie, without pride, thought so too. He knew
he could give satisfaction in a station which required more business
talent than his situation at Mr. Bray's had ever given scope to. So he
had made every possible inquiry, but he had no one to speak a good word
for him, and so he met with no success, and day after day returned home
silent and depressed.