MOTHER MAGPIE'S KINDERGARTEN

Did you ever notice how different are the nests which the birds build in

springtime, in tree or bush or sandy bank or hidden in the grass? Some

are wonderfully wrought, pretty little homes for birdikins. But others

are clumsy, and carelessly fastened to the bough, most unsafe cradles

for the feathered baby on the treetop. Sometimes after a heavy wind you

find on the ground under the nest poor little broken eggs which rolled

out and lost their chance of turning into birds with safe, safe wings of

their own. Now such sad things as this happen because in their youth the

lazy father and mother birds did not learn their lesson when Mother

Magpie had her class in nest-making. The clumsiest nest of all is that

which the Wood-Pigeon tries to build. Indeed, it is not a nest at all,

only the beginning of one. And there is an old story about this, which I

shall tell you.

In the early springtime of the world, when birds were first made, none

of them--except Mother Magpie--knew how to build a nest. In that lovely

garden where they lived the birds went fluttering about trying their new

wings, so interested in this wonderful game of flying that they forgot

all about preparing a home for the baby birds who were to come. When the

time came to lay their eggs the parents knew not what to do. There was

no place safe from the four-legged creatures who cannot fly, and they

began to twitter helplessly: "Oh, how I wish I had a nice warm nest for

my eggs!" "Oh, what shall we do for a home?" "Dear me! I don't know

anything about housekeeping." And the poor silly things ruffled up their

feathers and looked miserable as only a little bird can look when it is

unhappy.

All except Mother Magpie! She was not the best--oh, no!--but she was the

cleverest and wisest of all the birds; it seemed as if she knew

everything that a bird could know. Already she had found out a way, and

was busily building a famous nest for herself. She was indeed a clever

bird! She gathered turf and sticks, and with clay bound them firmly

together in a stout elm tree. About her house she built a fence of

thorns to keep away the burglar birds who had already begun mischief

among their peaceful neighbors. Thus she had a snug and cosy dwelling

finished before the others even suspected what she was doing. She popped

into her new house and sat there comfortably, peering out through the

window-slits with her sharp little eyes. And she saw the other birds

hopping about and twittering helplessly.

"What silly birds they are!" she croaked. "Ha, ha! What would they not

give for a nest like mine!"

But presently a sharp-eyed Sparrow spied Mother Magpie sitting in her

nest.

"Oho! Look there!" he cried. "Mother Magpie has found a way. Let us ask

her to teach us."

Then all the other birds chirped eagerly, "Yes, yes! Let us ask her to

teach us!"

So, in a great company, they came fluttering, hopping, twittering up to

the elm tree where Mother Magpie nestled comfortably in her new house.

"O wise Mother Magpie, dear Mother Magpie," they cried, "teach us how to

build our nests like yours, for it is growing night, and we are tired

and sleepy."

The Magpie said she would teach them if they would be a patient,

diligent, obedient class of little birds. And they all promised that

they would.

She made them perch about her in a great circle, some on the lower

branches of the trees, some on the bushes, and some on the ground among

the grass and flowers. And where each bird perched, there it was to

build its nest. Then Mother Magpie found clay and bits of twigs and moss

and grass--everything a bird could need to build a nest; and there is

scarcely anything you can think of which some bird would not find very

useful. When these things were all piled up before her she told every

bird to do just as she did. It was like a great big kindergarten of

birds playing at a new building game, with Mother Magpie for the

teacher.

She began to show them how to weave the bits of things together into

nests, as they should be made. And some of the birds, who were attentive

and careful, soon saw how it was done, and started nice homes for

themselves. You have seen what wonderful swinging baskets the Oriole

makes for his baby-cradle? Well, it was the Magpie who taught him how,

and he was the prize pupil, to be sure. But some of the birds were not

like him, nor like the patient little Wren. Some of them were lazy and

stupid and envious of Mother Magpie's cosy nest, which was already

finished, while theirs was yet to do.

As Mother Magpie worked, showing them how, it seemed so very simple that

they were ashamed not to have discovered it for themselves. So, as she

went on bit by bit, the silly things pretended that they had known all

about it from the first--which was very unpleasant for their teacher.

Mother Magpie took two sticks in her beak and began like this: "First of

all, my friends, you must lay two sticks crosswise for a foundation,

thus," and she placed them carefully on the branch before her.

"Oh yes, oh yes!" croaked old Daddy Crow, interrupting her rudely. "I

thought that was the way to begin."

Mother Magpie snapped her eyes at him and went on, "Next you must lay a

feather on a bit of moss, to start the walls."

"Certainly, of course," screamed the Jackdaw. "I knew that came next.

That is what I told the Parrot but a moment since."

Mother Magpie looked at him impatiently, but she did not say anything.

"Then, my friends, you must place on your foundation moss, hair,

feathers, sticks, and grass--whatever you choose for your house. You

must place them like _this_."

"Yes, yes," cried the Starling, "sticks and grass, every one knows how

to do that! Of course, of course! Tell us something new."

[Illustration: _"Next you must lay a feather"_]

Now Mother Magpie was very angry, but she kept on with her lesson in

spite of these rude and silly interruptions. She turned toward the

Wood-Pigeon, who was a rattle-pated young thing, and who was not having

any success with the sticks which she was trying to place.

"Here, Wood-Pigeon," said Mother Magpie, "you must place those sticks

through and across, criss-cross, criss-cross, _so_."

"Criss-cross, criss-cross, so," interrupted the Wood-Pigeon. "I know.

That will do-o-o, that will do-o-o!"

Mother Magpie hopped up and down on one leg, so angry she could hardly

croak.

"You silly Pigeon," she sputtered, "not _so_. You are spoiling your

nest. Place the sticks _so_!"

"I know, I know! That will do-o-o, that will do-o-o!" cooed the

Wood-Pigeon obstinately in her soft, foolish little voice, without

paying the least attention to Mother Magpie's directions.

"We all know that--anything more?" chirped the chorus of birds, trying

to conceal how anxious they were to know what came next, for the nests

were only half finished.

But Mother Magpie was thoroughly disgusted, and refused to go on with

the lesson which had been so rudely interrupted by her pupils.

"You are all so wise, friends," she said, "that surely you do not need

any help from me. You say you know all about it,--then go on and finish

your nests by yourselves. Much luck may you have!" And away she flew to

her own cosy nest in the elm tree, where she was soon fast asleep,

forgetting all about the matter.

But oh! What a pickle the other birds were in! The lesson was but half

finished, and most of them had not the slightest idea what to do next.

That is why to this day many of the birds have never learned to build a

perfect nest. Some do better than others, but none build like Mother

Magpie.

But the Wood-Pigeon was in the worst case of them all. For she had only

the foundation laid criss-cross as the Magpie had shown her. And so, if

you find in the woods the most shiftless, silly kind of nest that you

can imagine--just a platform of sticks laid flat across a branch, with

no railing to keep the eggs from rolling out, no roof to keep the rain

from soaking in--when you see that foolishness, you will know that it is

the nest of little Mistress Wood-Pigeon, who was too stupid to learn the

lesson which Mother Magpie was ready to teach.

And the queerest part of all is that the birds blamed the Magpie for the

whole matter, and have never liked her since. But, as you may have

found out for yourselves, that is often the fate of wise folk who make

discoveries or who do things better than others.

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