THE LORD CHAMBERLAIN.
At noon the lord chamberlain appeared. With a long, low bow, and paper
in hand, he stepped softly into the room. Greeting his majesty with
every appearance of the profoundest respect, and congratulating him on
the evident progress he had made, he declared himself sorry to trouble
him, but there were certain papers, he said, which required his
signature--and therewith drew nearer to the king, who lay looking at him
doubtfully. He was a lean, long, yellow man, with a small head, bald
over the top, and tufted at the back and about the ears. He had a very
thin, prominent, hooked nose, and a quantity of loose skin under his
chin and about the throat, which came craning up out of his neckcloth.
His eyes were very small, sharp, and glittering, and looked black as
jet. He had hardly enough of a mouth to make a smile with. His left hand
held the paper, and the long, skinny fingers of his right a pen just
dipped in ink.
But the king, who for weeks had scarcely known what he did, was to-day
so much himself as to be aware that he was not quite himself; and the
moment he saw the paper, he resolved that he would not sign without
understanding and approving of it. He requested the lord chamberlain
therefore to read it. His lordship commenced at once but the
difficulties he seemed to encounter, and the fits of stammering that
seized him, roused the king's suspicion tenfold. He called the princess.
"I trouble his lordship too much," he said to her: "you can read print
well, my child--let me hear how you can read writing. Take that paper
from his lordship's hand, and read it to me from beginning to end, while
my lord drinks a glass of my favourite wine, and watches for your
blunders."
"Pardon me, your majesty," said the lord chamberlain, with as much of a
smile as he was able to extemporize, "but it were a thousand pities to
put the attainments of her royal highness to a test altogether too
severe. Your majesty can scarcely with justice expect the very organs of
her speech to prove capable of compassing words so long, and to her so
unintelligible."
"I think much of my little princess and her capabilities," returned the
king, more and more aroused. "Pray, my lord, permit her to try."
"Consider, your majesty: the thing would be altogether without
precedent. It would be to make sport of statecraft," said the lord
chamberlain.
"Perhaps you are right, my lord," answered the king with more meaning
than he intended should be manifest while to his growing joy he felt new
life and power throbbing in heart and brain. "So this morning we shall
read no farther. I am indeed ill able for business of such weight."
"Will your majesty please sign your royal name here?" said the lord
chamberlain, preferring the request as a matter of course, and
approaching with the feather end of the pen pointed to a spot where was
a great red seal.
"Not to-day, my lord," replied the king.
"It is of the greatest importance, your majesty," softly insisted the
other.
"I descried no such importance in it," said the king.
"Your majesty heard but a part."
"And I can hear no more to-day."
"I trust your majesty has ground enough, in a case of necessity like the
present, to sign upon the representation of his loyal subject and
chamberlain?--Or shall I call the lord chancellor?" he added, rising.
"There is no need. I have the very highest opinion of your judgment, my
lord," answered the king; "--that is, with respect to means: we _might_
differ as to ends."
The lord chamberlain made yet further attempts at persuasion; but they
grew feebler and feebler, and he was at last compelled to retire without
having gained his object. And well might his annoyance be keen! For that
paper was the king's will, drawn up by the attorney-general; nor until
they had the king's signature to it was there much use in venturing
farther. But his worst sense of discomfiture arose from finding the king
with so much capacity left, for the doctor had pledged himself so to
weaken his brain that he should be as a child in their hands, incapable
of refusing anything requested of him: his lordship began to doubt the
doctor's fidelity to the conspiracy.
The princess was in high delight. She had not for weeks heard so many
words, not to say words of such strength and reason, from her father's
lips: day by day he had been growing weaker and more lethargic. He was
so much exhausted however after this effort, that he asked for another
piece of bread and more wine, and fell fast asleep the moment he had
taken them.
The lord chamberlain sent in a rage for Dr. Kelman. He came, and while
professing himself unable to understand the symptoms described by his
lordship, yet pledged himself again that on the morrow the king should
do whatever was required of him.
The day went on. When his majesty was awake, the princess read to
him--one story-book after another; and whatever she read, the king
listened as if he had never heard anything so good before, making out in
it the wisest meanings. Every now and then he asked for a piece of bread
and a little wine, and every time he ate and drank he slept, and every
time he woke he seemed better than the last time. The princess bearing
her part, the loaf was eaten up and the flagon emptied before night. The
butler took the flagon away, and brought it back filled to the brim, but
both were thirsty as well as hungry when Curdie came again.
Meantime he and Lina, watching and waking alternately, had plenty of
sleep. In the afternoon, peeping from the recess, they saw several of
the servants enter hurriedly, one after the other, draw wine, drink it,
and steal out; but their business was to take care of the king, not of
his cellar, and they let them drink. Also, when the butler came to fill
the flagon, they restrained themselves, for the villain's fate was not
yet ready for him. He looked terribly frightened, and had brought with
him a large candle and a small terrier--which latter indeed threatened
to be troublesome, for he went roving and sniffing about until he came
to the recess where they were. But as soon as he showed himself, Lina
opened her jaws so wide, and glared at him so horribly, that, without
even uttering a whimper, he tucked his tail between his legs and ran to
his master. He was drawing the wicked wine at the moment, and did not
see him, else he would doubtless have run too.
When supper-time approached, Curdie took his place at the door into the
servants' hall; but after a long hour's vain watch, he began to fear he
should get nothing: there was so much idling about, as well as coming
and going. It was hard to bear--chiefly from the attractions of a
splendid loaf, just fresh out of the oven, which he longed to secure for
the king and princess. At length his chance did arrive: he pounced upon
the loaf and carried it away, and soon after got hold of a pie.
This time, however, both loaf and pie were missed. The cook was called.
He declared he had provided both. One of themselves, he said, must have
carried them away for some friend outside the palace. Then a housemaid,
who had not long been one of them, said she had seen some one like a
page running in the direction of the cellar with something in his hands.
Instantly all turned upon the pages, accusing them, one after another.
All denied, but nobody believed one of them: where there is no truth
there can be no faith.
To the cellar they all set out to look for the missing pie and loaf.
Lina heard them coming, as well she might, for they were talking and
quarrelling loud, and gave her master warning. They snatched up
everything, and got all signs of their presence out at the back door
before the servants entered. When they found nothing, they all turned on
the chambermaid, and accused her, not only of lying against the pages,
but of having taken the things herself. Their language and behaviour so
disgusted Curdie, who could hear a great part of what passed, and he saw
the danger of discovery now so much increased, that he began to devise
how best at once to rid the palace of the whole pack of them. That
however, would be small gain so long as the treacherous officers of
state continued in it. They must be first dealt with. A thought came to
him, and the longer he looked at it the better he liked it.
As soon as the servants were gone, quarrelling and accusing all the way,
they returned and finished their supper. Then Curdie, who had long been
satisfied that Lina understood almost every word he said, communicated
his plan to her, and knew by the wagging of her tail and the flashing of
her eyes that she comprehended it. Until they had the king safe through
the worst part of the night, however, nothing could be done.
They had now merely to go on waiting where they were till the household
should be asleep. This waiting and waiting was much the hardest thing
Curdie had to do in the whole affair. He took his mattock, and going
again into the long passage, lighted a candle-end, and proceeded to
examine the rock on all sides. But this was not merely to pass the
time: he had a reason for it. When he broke the stone in the street,
over which the baker fell, its appearance led him to pocket a fragment
for further examination; and since then he had satisfied himself that it
was the kind of stone in which gold is found, and that the yellow
particles in it were pure metal. If such stone existed here in any
plenty, he could soon make the king rich, and independent of his
ill-conditioned subjects. He was therefore now bent on an examination of
the rock; nor had he been at it long before he was persuaded that there
were large quantities of gold in the half-crystalline white stone, with
its veins of opaque white and of green, of which the rock, so far as he
had been able to inspect it, seemed almost entirely to consist. Every
piece he broke was spotted with particles and little lumps of a lovely
greenish yellow--and that was gold. Hitherto he had worked only in
silver, but he had read, and heard talk, and knew therefore about gold.
As soon as he had got the king free of rogues and villains, he would
have all the best and most honest miners, with his father at the head of
them, to work this rock for the king.
It was a great delight to him to use his mattock once more. The time
went quickly, and when he left the passage to go to the king's chamber,
he had already a good heap of fragments behind the broken door.