TO A PRETTY GIRL.

MY DEAR,--I want you to be a little more merciful. The other day, when

your father, over the eggs and bacon, was reading out the news from

Greece, with the defeat of VENIZELOS, you said lightly that exile didn't

matter very much because VENIZELOS was a very old man. You then returned

to the absorbing occupation of identifying Society people, reading from

left to right. Now VENIZELOS is fifty-five years of age, and I cannot

allow the term "very old" to be applied to him without protest; I am too

nearly his contemporary. "Getting on," if you like, "mature," "ripe,"

but not "very old." You must keep that phrase for the people who--well,

who _are_ very old.

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