PRISONER ADKINS' AWKWARD ADMISSION.

[Note.--The author is surprised, not to say pained, at the conspiracy

of silence on the part of the daily Press, as a result of which he is

left to write this matter up himself. However ...]

A sombre court-house of Quarter Sessions, the light with difficulty

penetrating the dusty panes of the windows. On the so-called Bench

sits the Bench so-called; in point of fact there are half-a-dozen ripe

aldermen sitting on chairs, in the midst of which is an arm-chair, and

in it Mr. Augustus Jones, the Recorder of Bilbury.

Born in 1873 of rich but respectable parents; called, with no uncertain

voice, to the Bar in 1894; of a weighty corpulence and stormy visage,

Mr. Jones now settles himself in his arm-chair to hear and determine

all this business about Absalom Adkins and the Boots. How admirably

impressive is Mr. Jones's typically English absence of hysteria, his

calm, his restfulness. Indeed, give Mr. Jones five minutes to himself

and it is even betting he would be fast asleep.

The Clerk of the Court with awful dignity suggests getting a move on.

Mr. Blaythwayte{original had "Blathwayte"} who, as well as Clerk of the

Court is also Town Clerk of Bilbury, was born in 1850 and, having

survived the intervening years, now demands the production of the

prisoner from below. Looking at this dignitary one gets the poetic

impression of a mass of white hair, white moustache, white whiskers,

white beard and white wig, with little bits of bright red face appearing

in between. From a crevice in one of these patches come the ominous

words, of which we catch but a sample or two: "... Prisoner at the bar

... for that you did ... steal, take and carry away ... pairs of boots

... of our Lord the King, his crown and dignity."

At this moment there arrives in court a sinister figure wearing the wig

and gown so much affected by the English Bar. Plainly a man of character

and of moment; obviously selected with great care for this highly

difficult and delicate matter. His features are sharp, clean-cut. One

feels that they have been sharpened and cut clean this very morning. In

his hand he holds the fateful brief, pregnant with damnatory facts. He

makes his way into the pen reserved "For Counsel only." The usher locks

him in for safety's sake.

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