WITH MR. PUNCH'S BEST WISHES TO CAPTAIN WEDGWOOD BENN.]

The SECRETARY TO THE ADMIRALTY has not yet attained to the omniscience

in Naval affairs that his predecessor acquired in the course of twelve

years' continuous occupancy of the post. But Sir JAMES CRAIG can handle

an awkward questioner no less deftly than "Dr. MAC." Witness his excuse

for not replying to a "Supplementary":--"The hon. and gallant gentleman

must understand that I attach so much importance to his questions that

I wish to be most punctilious in my answers." Who could persist after

that?

Mr. BONAR LAW stated that the treaties by which Great Britain and France

were responsible for constitutional government in Greece came to an

end in August last. Consequently the two Powers have "a completely free

hand" in regard to the Greek Monarchy. But he begged to be excused from

saying in what manner that "free hand" would be used if TINO should

think of returning.

_Thursday, November 18th._--In the Lords the Acquisition of Land Bill

had most of its teeth drawn. Lord SUMNER was the most adroit of the many

operators employed, and he used no gas.

The usual dreary duel of Nationalist insinuation and Ministerial denial

in regard to Irish happenings was lightened by one or two interludes.

Mr. JACK JONES loudly suggested that the Government should send for

General LUDENDORFF to show them how to carry out reprisals. "He is no

friend of _mine_," retorted the CHIEF SECRETARY, with subtle emphasis.

Later he read a long letter from the C.-in-C. of the Irish Republican

Army to his Chief of Staff discussing the possibility of enlisting the

germs of typhoid and glanders in their noble fight for freedom. The

House listened with rapt attention until Sir HAMAR came to the pious

conclusion, "God bless you all." Amid the laughter that followed this

anti-climax Mr. DEVLIN was heard to ask, "Was not the whole thing

concocted in Dublin Castle?" Well, if so, Dublin Castle must have

developed a sense of humour quite foreign to its traditions. Perhaps

that is the reason why the PRIME MINISTER, earlier in the Sitting,

expressed the opinion that "things in Ireland are getting much better."

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