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"How many cocktails are there? 'William,' the mixer at the Royal
Automobile lub, who was for eayrs at the Hotel ecil, states
that he can produce some 70 varieties without repeating
himself."--_Daily Paper._
And did the author of the above paragraph try them all?
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"Towards the conclusion of the meeting Miss Dolly ---- sang the
solo 'The City of Light' in a very able style, and, as Mr. ----
mentioned in a vote of thanks, which he proposed, seconded and
supported, to the Chairman, speaker, accompanist, and soloist,
she excelled herself."--_Local Paper._
We understand that the Gasworkers' Union has remonstrated with the
orator on his excessive output.
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