CHAPTER I.

Landseer’s Dogs and their Stories

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Landseer’s Dogs

and their Stories

by

Sarah Tytler

Author of

“Childhood a hundred years Ago.”

Chronographs of Paintings

BY

Sir Edwin Landseer.

Marcus Ward & Co. London &

Belfast.

LANDSEER’S DOGS

AND THEIR STORIES

BY

SARAH TYTLER

AUTHOR OF “PAPERS FOR THOUGHTFUL GIRLS,” “CHILDHOOD A HUNDRED

YEARS AGO,” &C., &C.

With Six Chromographs

AFTER PAINTINGS BY SIR EDWIN LANDSEER

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London:

MARCUS WARD & CO., 67 & 68, CHANDOS STREET, STRAND

AND ROYAL ULSTER WORKS, BELFAST

1877

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CONTENTS.

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CHAP. PAGE

INTRODUCTORY 7

I.—“LOW LIFE” (_Chromograph_) 13

II.—“HIGH LIFE” _ditto_ 40

III.—“SUSPENSE” _ditto_ 66

IV.—“THE HUMBLE FRIEND” _ditto_ 88

V.—“THE CAVALIER’S PETS” _ditto_ 95

VI.—“DIGNITY AND IMPUDENCE” _ditto_ 115

VII.—MY EARLY FRIENDS 131

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LANDSEER’S DOGS AND THEIR STORIES.

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INTRODUCTORY.

A PORTION of Sir Edwin Landseer’s strength and of his weakness lay in

the human element which he introduced into his pictures of animals.

Each of his pictures tells a story—not only of animal characteristics,

but of those characteristics as they approach most closely to men’s

qualities, and as they are blended most inseparably with men’s lives.

The dog is the humble friend of man, and man has been called the god of

the dog; a sorry god at the best—often a perverse and cruel divinity.

In very many of Landseer’s pictures it is impossible to dissolve the

relationship. You cannot look at the animal without thinking of the

absent master and mistress. The hero or the heroine of the scene is

strongly influenced by the man or the woman in the background. It is a

little drama of blended human and animal life, as well as the spirited

and faithful likeness of an animal which you gaze upon.

A good deal of what is unique in Landseer belongs to this peculiarity,

and much of his great popularity is due to it. Men are charmed not only

by contemplating the representations of their four-footed favourites,

but by having a genius to interpret to them the beautiful and gracious

ties which bind together God’s higher and humbler creatures. After all,

God put man at the head of His creatures in this world, and perhaps man

is not so far wrong as he has sometimes been said to show himself, in

seeing in the lower animals a reflection of his own hopes, aims, and

destiny.

The selfish and sympathetic instincts are strong in us; and neither

grown man nor child will, unless in very exceptional cases, feel either

long or deep concern in a kingdom from which he himself is banished.

Our familiarity, our fellow-feeling, is to a large extent the measure

of our interest in any subject. If we cannot put ourselves in the place

of our neighbour, let him have two feet or four, we will not continue

long to care for him; and, _vice versa_, if we have not imagination

enough to endow our neighbour with some of our own attributes, so that

he may stand, in a way, in our place, our regard for him will be but

partial and fleeting.

People speak of the charm in unlikeness and the attraction in reverses;

but there must be a more profound underlying harmony for such a charm

and attraction to exist. The fact is, we can only appreciate what we

understand in a degree at least, and there is no understanding without

some points of union. If I may venture reverently to employ such an

analogy, though man was made in the image of his Maker, when he had

done all he could to deface that image, he became so incapable of

having God in all his thoughts, that God, in His divine mercy, had

compassion upon man’s miserable incapacity, and, taking upon Him the

form of a man, restored the lost link in the chain which binds the

whole universe to the throne of God.

Children have no difficulty in mentally putting themselves in the place

of animals, or in putting animals in their place. Some of my readers

may be inclined to say this is because the child is itself a little

animal, with its higher faculties undeveloped; but none will refuse

to admit that the moral and intellectual faculties are there, however

much in abeyance. For my part, I believe that it is rather from the

essential gifts of a child, its immense power of believing beyond what

it sees, its ready sympathy and boundless trust, than from its defects

of ignorance, that it has the happy capacity of identifying itself with

its pets, and even its toys, either by transferring to them its own

possessions, or by appropriating their experience. Curious instances of

such application occur to me. A little child was heard gravely rebuking

her dog. “If you are so naughty, Floss, your Uncle Tom and your Aunt

Anne” (bestowing in all simplicity of heart her own relations on the

dog) “will be vexed; you know they will.”

The second instance is given by an accomplished writer in a recent

story, but I am persuaded it is from real life. I quote from memory.

“Why are you crying, Emily? What is the matter?” a mother asked her

little daughter in tears.

“Oh, mamma! I am not Emily just now,” the child explained through her

sobs; “I am the parrot the cat has been after, and I cannot get over

the loss of my best tail feathers.”

A little child lisping its evening prayers startled its human hearers

by adding an impromptu petition:—“God bless Ducky-daidles;” referring

to an ugly little wooden duck which the child had received into the

inmost circle of its affections.

It is a well-known fact that there is sometimes developed in men and

women from childhood an extraordinary relation to animals, a capability

of communicating with them, and exerting influence over them which

does not commonly exist. With this abnormal alliance is doubtless

connected the old myth of Orpheus gathering a brute audience to listen

to the music of his lyre, and the more modern stories of bird and

snake charmers and horse-tamers. I imagine this is only an extreme and

abiding manifestation of an ordinary characteristic of childhood; and

I believe it to be the inheritance, more or less, of all great animal

painters.

But Sir Edwin Landseer possessed his animals in another sense from that

in which the expression is used of other eminent animal painters, and

especially with regard to the animal painters of the French and Belgian

schools. He possessed them not merely as an artist, but as a man—I had

almost said a brother—certainly in the light in which Robert Burns

employed, with perfect manly tenderness, the term “fellow-mortal” to

the field-mouse whose nest his ploughshare had turned up; and in the

meaning which Sir Walter Scott intended to convey, when, on the day of

the death of his dog, he wrote an apology to a host who expected Sir

Walter’s company at dinner, on the plea of “the loss of an old friend.”

Sir Edwin Landseer possessed animals—not simply in an accurate

knowledge of their bodily traits, their hoofs, horns, and tails, the

red fire or the luminous brown discs of their eyes, the symmetry of

their loins, the glassy texture of their coats, or the soft sheen of

their feathers—but in the chivalrous insight into those instincts in

animals which in their sagacity and devotion sometimes put to shame the

boasted wisdom and constancy of man.

I cannot help thinking that the wide-spread popularity of Sir Edwin

Landseer in England is not only a credit to that manliness of national

character which expresses itself in a love of out-of-door sports, and

of the animals which share in these sports, but is also honourable as

an evidence of the kindly satisfaction with which a matter of fact and

plain-spoken race recognise in their four-footed allies attributes

which constitute them far more than useful dependants—privileged and

cherished comrades.

I should like to say a word on the other side of the question—I

mean with regard to the sense in which Sir Edwin Landseer’s lively

interpretation of the characters of animals—dogs in particular—has been

an element of weakness in his power.

It has been alleged by those critics least affected by his second sight

into the motives of animals, and most enamoured of the painters of

brutes in their entirety—brutes as apart from men, while each specimen

is distinct and individual in itself, and while it has a relation

to the nature, if not the human nature, around it—that Sir Edwin

sacrificed truth to sentiment till it became fantastic, and that in the

pursuit he lost, not any grain of his popularity among his multitude of

admirers, but something of his technical skill. It would be presumption

in me to defend Sir Edwin; neither, in truth, am I inclined to write

that he was never guilty of an exaggeration or fantasticalness—that he

never failed in effect. But I am quite clear in the statement that it

was the truth of his interpretation—not subtle, but transparent—of the

dumb speech of animals which caused it to be accepted with unqualified

delight by their masters, high and low; and that nothing short of the

most exquisite perception of propriety on Sir Edwin’s part could have

enabled him to give innumerable versions of the inner life of animals,

with so little of the exaggeration and fantasticalness which would have

easily become repugnant to the common sense of Englishmen.

The great English animal painter was a marvellous poet in his own

department, and it ought to be simply a source of thankfulness to us

that he painted poetry which those who run can read.

Yet I am about to attempt to tell again the stories which some of his

animals tell me, since it may well be they have other tales for other

admirers, and that, therefore, my experience may not be quite uncalled

for and too much. But if in any respect I cumber with words or mar by

false rendering the suggestive text which I am seeking to illustrate

lovingly, I can only hope that my blunder may be forgiven.

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CHAPTER I.

“LOW LIFE.”

I DARE not say that the bull-terrier, my hero, was pure bred. I

am strongly disposed to think that he was mongrel—of the hardy,

self-reliant, incorrigible type which some mongrel races assume, until

their very mongrelness, like their ugliness, becomes almost respectable

by its manly independence and stoical indifference.

He was not by any means a dog of fine feelings, though no doubt he

had his weak side, which had nothing to do with the question of his

personal appearance. He was a democrat to the backbone, with so little

pretension to be what he was not, that if it had not been for a

large stock of coarse stolidity, and of self-confidence amounting to

impudence, a total incapacity to comprehend a higher range of character

than he himself possessed, and a certain scurrilous tongue of his own,

he would have been, in his unvarnished low life, still tolerably free

from vulgarity.

If you will examine him narrowly, you will find clear indications of

the qualities I have referred to in his general aspect. I do not say

anything of the shortness of his ears, as I suspect they have been

cropped, and he is certainly not accountable for an operation performed

against his will. But remark and admire his small piggish eyes, the

broad brevity of his nose, and the equal brevity of his tail, the width

of his jowl, the thickness of his neck—even in his clumsy conformation,

and the peculiar dogmatic obstinacy with which his substantial paws

are turned inwards. I am afraid I cannot call him anything except a

plain-looking dog, with no nonsense about him.

But he is not destitute of solid advantages, on which he justly piques

himself, in that big body scarred with the traces of many a combat in

which he has come off the victor.

He may be little to boast of where speed, agility, keenness of scent,

quickness and sureness of sight, discipline, docility, and splendid

sagacity are desired, but he has always his vigour and endurance to

fall back upon, and they are a tower of strength in themselves.

That bullet-head and those close-shut jaws can thrust like a

battering-ram and grip like a vice. His capacious chest and hind

quarters, and his posts of legs, offer a great field of resistance, and

are as hard to uproot as a stout young sapling. His hide is well-nigh

as thick as that of a rhinoceros, and can stand a perfect hail-storm

of blows without flinching. Many a rival dog he has throttled, many a

man and boy he has threatened successfully to “pin.” His scowl and his

growl are enough to repel all, save the boldest and most dauntless of

assailants.

If he is not a dog of brilliant parts, he knows a thing or two where

self-preservation is concerned. He is perfectly capable of looking

after number one—the only number which he feels himself called upon to

reckon; in fact, poor fellow, he has been accustomed to that reckoning,

and to dwelling upon it with dull, degrading reiteration from his

earliest years.

If you could ask himself, he would tell you decidedly that he has no

relations, and he would imply with an inarticulate murmur, between a

grunt and a growl, that the question is one of perfect indifference to

him; he does not mind the privation in the least—he is sufficient for

himself.

“He cares for nobody, no, not he,

If nobody cares for him.”

For that matter, ancestors, contemporaries, descendants would have been

a considerable incumbrance to him in his circumstances, which he will

not hesitate to admit have been for the most part precarious, and in

what has usually been his hand-to-mouth mode of picking up a living.

Not that he is a dog of no calling, or that he merely works on the job

principle. You may notice that he has a collar round his neck, and is

therefore of sufficient consequence to own a master. Indeed, he has

nothing of the shirking, hang-dog air, alternating with the savage

expression of the dog-tramp or pauper. His very heavy assurance and

thorough mastery of the situation altogether contradict his belonging

to that grade.

He may be low—one of the rudest and surliest of working dogs, but he is

still a working dog, a trusty watch in the absence of his master from

his place of work, a ratter of some renown. He is, to do him justice,

removed from the deepest gulf into which dogs and men can sink.

But he is in error on that point of his relations without knowing it;

for his truth and honesty, unless under overwhelming temptations, are

among his best claims on our regard. Dog of the people as he is, he is

not without distinguished kindred. We need not mention his unfortunate

great-grand-uncle, who was the avenging shadow over the garret roofs of

a certain ruffianly Bill Sykes, and who met the fate which is generally

the portion of avenging shadows. He has other claims to a much more

distant connection, certainly, but as they are to carry him into the

upper regions of society, let them be counted. He has an ancestor in

a dog named Trump, who was altogether in a superior position in life,

and on his death received the honour of having a monument erected to

his memory in the garden of the house at Chiswick which belonged to

his attached master, the great painter. Our friend had also a canny

Scotch cousin, who bore a part in a famous dialogue delivered in the

district of Kyle, in the county of Ayr, and preserved and handed down

to posterity.

It is time that we recorded our hero’s name, and began to give some

particulars of his not uneventful plebeian history. I dare say my

readers conjecture that his name was plebeian too, like all the rest

about him—that it was “Jim,” or “Ned,” or “Crab,” or “Pickles,” or

“Seize ’em,” or “Tear ’em.” Not at all. In spite of his democratic

antecedents and proclivities, he had an aristocratic, nay, a royal

designation. My own observation tends to prove that this inconsistent

appellation was according to a law of human nature. In the various

households belonging to the humblest ranks with which he had any

acquaintance, there were to be found specimens of the finest, most

sonorous titles in the English nomenclature. There was generally a

Gussy or a Louie, and there were twice Fredericks and once a Marmaduke.

The dog’s first master styled the waif, either in high-reaching

ambition or in smouldering satire, “Prince;” and Prince, not President,

he is likely to continue till the day of his death.

It is no reproach to Prince’s powers of memory—which, at the same

time, were only remarkable in what were to him the parallel lines of

meals and feuds—that they could not carry him back beyond that era in

puppyhood when he was found, in one of the back slums of London, doing

brave battle with a dog twice his size and age for a gnawed crust.

Unquestionably, Prince had not first seen the light in such a dainty

kennel as might have impressed his juvenile imagination, and the loss

of which would have made a crisis in his early history. The probability

was that he was the puppy of some poor working dog, such as he himself

became in after-life; and that the dog’s proprietor, after having

tolerated him for a few weeks—during which he showed no signs of

growing up of any particular value, and when no fellow-workman fancied

the “pup”—had either separated him from his parent, and cast him adrift

on the world, or had suffered him to be lost in the street, and thrown

on the tender mercies of the police, as the easiest solution of the

difficulty—happily less insurmountable than that of Ginx’s spare baby.

But the finder of Prince was not a policeman. He was a little boy

named Jack, who was almost as audacious and reckless as the puppy,

with the delight of a child in a young dog—especially in a young dog

which is treasure-trove, and when there is the fraction of a chance he

may be permitted to retain it for his own property. He decoyed Prince,

still a nameless little cur, from the fray in which he was engaged,

christened him Prince, with a splendid disregard of the proprieties, on

the spot, and prepared to convey him home, tucked tightly within Jack’s

ragged jacket.

Poor little Prince! pugilistic as he had already shown himself, and as

he was doomed to prove throughout his career, he responded then, as he

always did, in his gruff fashion, to the scant kindness which was shown

him. He did not nestle to Jack’s heart or lick his dirty hand, for he

was never a demonstrative dog, but he cocked the ears—short even then,

before they had undergone the hideous process of cropping—looked up

with his small beads of eyes in his captor’s face, as if acknowledging

his master, and then gave one short, stiff wag of his stump of a tail,

as if appending his signature—the signature of the puppy-father to the

dog whose word was his bond—to the bargain.

That slightly ungracious, yet expressive wag of the tail did Jack’s

business, and rendered him ten times more bent on retaining the

puppy, in spite of sundry obstacles which he saw looming ahead of the

connection, in the prejudices which might be entertained by his father

and mother regarding their small means—of which Jack, boy as he was,

did not fail to be aware—their limited house accommodation, and the

number of his little brothers and sisters.

But if Prince the puppy was father to Prince the dog, so Jack the

boy was father to Jack the man. A certain jolly self-indulgence and

ignoring of consequences, so long as they could be shelved, were from

first to last marked features in his character. When Jack, with his

captive, reached the small, swarming, reeking family-room, in which

there was always a washing going on, at some stage of the process, his

mother did say that they had already as many dogs as there was bran

for. And his father, coming in from his last odd job, told the boy to

get along, and asked him reproachfully if his father’s dog, Bully, a

lame, cantankerous old bull-terrier of dubious origin, and his mother’s

birds—canaries and goldfinches, which were her “fad”—were not, together

with his numerous little brothers and sisters, pets enough for him?

But Jack was his father and mother’s own boy, and, as it was rather

a prosperous time with them, they could not find it in their

hearts to baulk him in an inclination with which they had really

so much sympathy. So Prince was suffered to become a member of the

happy-go-lucky family. The only serious opposition he met with came

from his dog-brother, Bully, who assumed a hostile attitude of tooth

and claw. However, Bully was old and incapable, so that a tolerably

active young dog could manage to escape from the execution of his

menaces. Besides, a street accident soon afterwards disposed of the

canine patriarch, to the unaffected grief of his master.

Prince grew to dog’s estate in the household, sharing its very

fluctuating, but inevitably downward-tending, fortunes, scrambling with

it for a livelihood—feasting the one day, fasting the next—receiving a

cuff, or a spendthrift dole, as humour and the family purse inclined.

Prince acquired stores of knowledge and experience of a mixed sort at

this stage of his existence. He was accustomed to go everywhere with

Jack in his spare time—above all, on his half-holidays. Prince enlarged

his acquaintance with London; he was not only a regular attendant on

all the bird sales and rat-pits in the neighbourhood, but travelled

into the suburbs and to the verge of the country. He followed Punch and

Judys, and joined in the festivities of Guy Fawkes’ and chimney-sweeps’

days. He went a-palming on the Saturday before Palm Sunday; he was on

Hampstead Heath, in Greenwich Park, and Epping Forest, and saw the

coloured paper-streamers, and the brilliant crimson and green false

beards on successive Easter and Whit Mondays. The wide open spaces, the

green grass, the shady trees puzzled him a good deal, but not nearly

so much as did the sea, which he once saw in a cheap trip to Brighton,

when Jack’s family were in exceptional funds, and spending them like

princes.

Prince was never absent from the Boat Race. Year after year, as the

day came round, he was to be found stationed by Jack’s side on the

Hammersmith Bridge, not half so much incommoded, on account of the

pressure—which, indeed, he could keep off by the use of natural

weapons—as he had been startled by the wide world of waters, on the

edge of which he had stood, with his tail uncertain whether to droop or

to curl, at Brighton.

I question whether any dog belonging to the two universities took a

greater interest in the race, even though he had been rowed for hours

by his attentive master on the Isis or the Cam, than did Prince, in all

impartiality; for, though he had a rag of ribbon tied duly round his

neck by Jack, Prince at least had no bet either on the light or the

dark blue. No more had he any, save the simplest friendly interest, in

the winner of the Derby, when he accompanied Jack in an overflowing

costermonger’s cart to Epsom Downs. His temper was sorely tried on the

way, not merely by the traffic and the clouds of dust, but by the

flour warfare, which powdered him white like a miller’s dog. As Prince

could not wear a veil, his small eyes were filled till he could hardly

blink at the flying hedges, or, after his arrival, at the grand stand,

the starting-point, the negro serenaders, and the gipsy fortune-tellers.

On the whole, Prince had a tolerably happy youth, for a dog of his

condition, under Jack’s auspices. It might not have been so improving

as one could wish, but he learnt some proficiency in shifting for

himself, and being philosophical when nothing better offered—a valuable

lesson for more than dogs.

Everything comes to an end, and few things sooner, alas! than the

hand-to-mouth drifting with the tide of careless, improvident working

people. There came a time, at no distant date in Jack’s and Prince’s

household, in which there were no longer treats and dainties going.

Bacon, buttered toast, and saveloys vanished from the board. Meals

became intermittent. Bit after bit of furniture, and every scrap of

clothing that could be spared, were put in pawn at one of the shops

with the three golden balls above the doorway. The mother of the family

was laid down with typhus, and removed to the nearest hospital. Young

Gussy and Fred shared the same fate.

Poor Jack, hanging his head, began to speak of parting with Prince. He

had often wished he could put him in pawn with the rest of the pledged

goods, and borrow a little money on Prince’s capabilities of keeping

guard and ratting. Jack had joked in his half-rueful, half-rough

fashion on the dogs not eating his head off, since he could hardly tell

on what Prince, together with his master’s family, had fed for the

last fortnight. Jack knew very well how he and Prince had gone out, in

company and separately, after nightfall and in broad day, on the hunt;

how they had constituted themselves amateur chiffonniers, and burrowed

in the dust heaps for cast-away fragments; how they had hung about the

doors of eating-houses and bakers shops for chance crumbs; how they had

picked up garbage and been thankful.

But it was one thing to joke and another to dispose, for good and

all, of the old dog—he was an old dog now in Jack’s eyes—and that to

a customer who was hard-fisted and cross-grained, whose bite and sup

Prince would not share, and who could no more be trusted to let old

friends meet than he could be expected to redeem the forfeited articles

and restore the fallen fortunes of the family gone to the wall.

But Jack, who had been, in his humble way, self-willed and extravagant

from his cradle, had already parted with more precious possessions than

Prince, and it is to be feared would part with still more before his

history was ended. Anyhow, he sold Prince for the merest trifle to a

hard buyer; and as tears were in Jack’s dull eyes when he closed the

bargain, we will dismiss him with the reluctant reflection that, if he

or his progenitors had only owned a single germ of noble self-denial,

manly, womanly forethought, plucky, cheery diligence, he might not

merely have kept the dog—he and his might have been as independent and

well-to-do, and risen as far above want, with its terrible temptations,

as any of the gentlefolks in the land.

The inducement which Prince’s new master, Mr. Jerry Noakes, had for

the purchase, was that he had enjoyed some opportunity of remarking

Prince’s tenacity of purpose and literal discharge of a commission,

which he was convinced would render the dog a good watch; while Mr.

Jerry was satisfied, from Prince present appearance, that he could be

put off with as shabby quarters and meagre fare as will suffice to keep

a dog in life. In fact, Mr. Jerry Noakes’ principle, which he found

to work well for his ends, was—don’t pamper your dependants on any

consideration, if you wish them to be of use to you—on the contrary,

grind them down to the last extremity, and all that is in them will be

stimulated to do battle with the world on their and your account.

Mr. Jerry Noakes owned a small coal-yard—very small and very little

frequented, though its possessor was a man of some substance—but he

drew his means from other sources. Still he was not inclined that these

slatey-looking, dusty, crumbling piles of coals which were his property

should disappear under the predatory attacks of the loafers in a low

neighbourhood. Therefore he procured Prince at a cheap rate, inducted

him into a couch—which, as it had been knocked together by Mr. Jerry

Noakes’ own hands from some rickety deals, was as poor an affair and as

wretched a shelter from the weather as could well be imagined—and put

him in charge of the yard.

It might be promotion, but it was also a great reverse for Prince.

True, he had now a regular meal once a-day, a moderate mess of bran and

food for poultry, with the parings of cats’ meat, administered by Mr.

Jerry, in place of Prince’s being called upon to forage for himself,

with the not uncommon conclusion of finding himself both breakfastless

and dinnerless, as had been the case lately in Jack’s family circle.

But not only was the gain not large, there was the sentiment of the

thing. I hope none of my readers suppose that Prince, though a coarse

brute, thick-skinned and obtuse, was destitute of feeling.

In Jack’s home the dog was one of the family; indeed from his very

doghood he had rather the best of it. For if men and women, responsible

beings, will live, like animals, along with animals, the last—the real

Simon Pures—have generally the advantage. Jack’s race, reckless as they

were, must surely have been visited with some doubts, some anxieties,

some pricking sense that they were wasting their capital of time and

capacity for work as well as of wages. But of course Prince was never

harassed by such a reminder that he had a conscience, and was at once

mortal and immortal. He had his little work to do, and did it to the

best of his ability. He was occasionally left to keep house, and did

not fail in his trust. He sat beside the tools of Jack’s trade many a

day, never offering to stir till Jack released him. He entered with

pride and zest into his calling as a rat-catcher whenever he had the

chance. But all the time he was largely his own master, for he could

hardly call it servitude to roam the world of London at Jack’s heels.

It was another matter for Prince to be a prisoner himself, while

prepared to take others prisoners, in this dreary yard—to spend day and

night there—to have no change of scene, no comradeship, though it might

result in scuffles and single combats with other dogs—to see nobody

for a stretch of twenty-four hours, perhaps, except Mr. Jerry Noakes.

He always spoke gruffly, never encouragingly, to Prince; and the dog,

though he was gruff himself, with little tenderness or humour, so that

he was impatient of fondling, and had no great aptitude for fun, yet

knew and appreciated what fidelity and good-fellowship meant.

That parting from his first master, Jack, had been a great wrench

to Prince’s whole nature; and while the strain of the pull, and the

ache of the void, were still in full force, the dog was condemned for

his sins to solitary confinement, on the lowest diet, and with no

satisfaction of his social instincts, except the brief interview with

Mr. Jerry Noakes, his gaoler, who never said, “Hie! old dog,” or “What

are you arter to-day, you duffer?” or “Shan’t we have a rove to-night,

my beauty?”

Sometimes Prince was so depressed in his spirits that he could not

find it in his heart to make a spring, worry, and have done with a cat

which, from scrambling idly down on the wall, ventured imprudently to

descend into his territory. He contented himself with growling at her,

just that she might escape to the wall again, and stand there raising

her back and spitting at him, which was an approach to company.

It was a positive relief when the sun was right overhead, blazing

down into the little black hole, threatening to produce spontaneous

combustion among the materials for fuel which seemed then so

unnecessary, and to grill the bones of Prince, lying panting with

his tongue out in that couch of his, which neither kept out heat nor

cold, and was very far from water-tight—that he could divert his mind

from sad thoughts by watching the blue-bottle flies which, for some

reason Prince could not divine—if he had got his choice, he would not

have selected such quarters—congregated and buzzed lazily about the

enclosure. Prince only watched the flies; he was by far too practical

and mature a dog to descend—even in his dulness, and although he had

not been weak from deficiency of food and overcome by the heat—to

anything so childish as catching flies.

I think it was Sir Edwin Landseer himself who said that no dog could

endure being kept strictly on the chain for a longer period than three

years; that his heart would break, or his reason give way in the

interval.

I believe Prince was nearly three years Mr. Jerry Noakes property

without either dying or going mad; but then he was a dog of singular

powers of endurance, as I have signified; besides, after the first few

months of his joint experience of being a gaoler and gaoled, there

were modifications introduced into the system which rendered it more

bearable to him.

Mr. Jerry Noakes discovered that by the sheer force of habit, and of

that defective imagination which prevents some men and dogs, though

driven to extremity, from breaking out into independent enterprise,

Prince, if let loose for a season, would return doggedly, of his own

accord, to his durance on the expiry of a reasonable time. Therefore,

when Mr. Jerry was himself on duty at the yard, he would free the dog,

and send him out of the gates for a scamper, reflecting with a grin

that he saved Prince’s feed that morning—since the dog was sure to nose

out some booty in his outing—as well as preserved him in good health.

Even if Prince had, with keen canine sagacity and a yearning heart,

sought out his former home, he would still have missed his old

protector, for, in sinking lower and lower, the humble street where

Jack and his family had dwelt in Prince’s day now knew them no more.

The seniors and the younger children had gravitated without fail to the

House; while Jack had become peripatetic in his vocation, and moved

rapidly from one wretched lodging-house to another.

But, truth to tell, Prince did not attempt to make the discovery. He

was too stupid, and too prostrated by slow starvation, to do more than

prowl about the immediate neighbourhood of his yard, and stump—for

Prince no more slank, not even when he was greatly in the wrong, than

he stalked—back to his den when he was weary, or when some occult

instinct told him that his leave was up.

Prince was not in some important respects the dog he looks in his

picture when he was living with Mr. Jerry Noakes. He is a fairly

well-fed dog, and in excellent condition, as we see him; but in those

hard times he was reduced to skin and bone, his ribs could be counted,

his mongrel disproportions were exposed in all their ugliness, and

there was a wild look—that of a creature at bay, and which struck

people as unsafe—about the dog.

Yet the lamentable change on the outer dog was not the worst result of

Prince’s residence with Mr. Jerry Noakes; the inner dog was undergoing

as sure a deterioration. Any good that had been in Prince was being

stamped out of him. He was hardening back into the original savage wolf

or jackal. His truth and honesty, which had been his best domestic

qualities, were being corrupted and sapped to the foundation.

With Jack’s family Prince had been—well, free and easy in his

practices; but the whole family had been free and easy in their

ways, and anything like deliberate, premeditated larceny was unknown

to the dog. There was all the difference that there is between

manslaughter and murder in Prince’s helping himself occasionally

when the opportunity came unexpectedly in his way, and when he knew

that there was no great offence in the deed, and in his craftily

planning and brazenly carrying out, in utter impenitence, the

series of roll-liftings from the baskets on bakers’ counters, and

trotter-snatchings from behind butchers’ doors, in spite of the

butchers’ dogs, whose vigilance he managed to evade—by which Prince

signalised his absences from the shed.

Mr. Jerry Noakes was right, that Prince needed no regular meal on

the day of his temporary release. Indeed, if Mr. Jerry had known how

liberally the dog fared on these occasions, the man might have sought

covertly to share in the spoil, and might have been tempted, though

he had no need, to run the risk of constituting Prince a professional

thief and a permanent provider, in a dishonest manner, for the material

wants of both.

But Prince’s diabolical cunning, that new and alarming feature in

the dog’s character, was too much for his master. Prince took care

to despatch every crumb and hair, and get rid of all traces of his

unlawful proceedings, before he returned sullenly to his master.

It is all very well to laugh; but the dog, with all his craft, would

have been caught red-handed some day and made a public example of,

perishing miserably by a violent death, had not Mr. Jerry Noakes’ own

death suddenly dissolved the connection between him and Prince. Mr.

Jerry Noakes was removed at a moment’s notice from all his grubbing

and grinding, and Prince, after narrowly escaping being forgotten and

starved to death in the yard, fell into the hands of Mr. Miles Noakes,

Mr. Jerry’s nephew and nearest surviving relation.

Mr. Miles was a family man settled in the country, and was called on

to sustain the trouble and expense of a journey to London in order to

discharge the last duties to Mr. Jerry, and possibly to be rewarded

by entering on his inheritance. Those who had known Mr. Jerry said

“possibly” advisedly, while they were aware that Mr. Miles was the

nearest surviving relation; and the cautious wording of the phrase was

vindicated by the sequel. Mr. Jerry had left a will, and bequeathed his

gains in two parts—to a more distant relation than Mr. Miles, and who

was comparatively rich and in no want of money, and to a charitable

institution.

It was just after Mr. Miles had been made acquainted with the

disposal of the funds that he, still acting in the character of the

representative of the dead man, seeing that the favoured kinsman had

not put himself about to attend the funeral, looked into the yard and

remarked Prince.

The dog, faithful to the single principle of duty that was left in him,

threatened the intruder as furiously as if Prince himself were not an

arrant rogue, or as if he were acting out the adage, “Set a thief to

catch a thief.”

The dog looked such a miserable object, there was so little to

steal, the idea of his revenging himself for being deprived of the

succession by pilfering these mouldy coals—if coals can ever be called

mouldy—tickled the stranger’s fancy, though this was no laughing

occasion, neither was he in any laughing mood.

Mr. Miles, while he had stood in the relation of nephew to Mr. Jerry,

was nearly as old a man as his uncle, and, as he lounged there in

his rusty black, he bore a certain resemblance to his late father’s

brother. He appeared crusty, if not grim, but he possessed what Mr.

Jerry had certainly been devoid of—an imagination to take in the

ludicrousness of the situation; and he was not altogether selfish

and inhuman, for even, while smarting under the injury which had been

inflicted on him, and as Prince was flying at him as far as his chain

would permit, Mr. Miles said to himself, “I must see that beast put out

of pain before I go.”

Then the humour of the man, which had been stirred in him, took a new

direction. “I should not care, just for the fun of the thing, to take

him down with me to Westbarns and show him to Nanse as our share of

Uncle Jerry’s goods. I heard the landlord of the Hare and Hounds say

he wanted a serviceable dog to replace his young Newfoundland which

he had been induced to sell. I’ll go bail that Uncle Jerry’s dog is

serviceable.”

The whim found favour with a whimsical poor man, and so Prince, not

without difficulty and danger, was removed to the railway station

and consigned to a dog-box. There he was so dazed and confounded by

the darkness and the rapid motion—which he had only once experienced

before, and that was on that far-away trip to Brighton, when he

had been smuggled in Jack’s arms among a hilarious company into an

open van—that he came out, in the course of an hour and a half,

comparatively subdued, and condescended, without extreme pressure, to

accompany Mr. Miles Noakes to his cottage.

It was evening when the two arrived, jaded by travel, excitement, and

disappointment. A much younger looking woman than Mr. Miles was a man,

was gazing eagerly along the road in expectation of their arrival.

She stood at the gate of a well-kept little garden, sweet with spring

flowers—blue hyacinths, primroses, polyanthuses. She had lively hazel

eyes and smooth dark hair, and wore a neat cap and clean apron. She

might have been a capable, prized maid-servant in her day; she was

still an active, tidy matron in her early prime.

“You are come at last, Miles; you must be clean done up, but the

children are a-bed, and your supper is ready,” she said hurriedly,

while she kissed her husband, as if feeling it a relief to welcome him

first before she asked the question with which her heart was beating,

her breath coming fast and her lips quivering, while she had no

attention to spare for his four-footed attendant.

“All right, Nanse,” said Mr. Miles, entering the cottage before he

vouchsafed any explanation.

Perhaps his mind misgave him, or his heart smote him with regard to

the jest he was about to make, as he looked round on the familiar

dwelling—small, not without evidence of narrow means, but scrupulously

clean and well ordered, from the gay patched quilt on the crib, in

which the two children slept, to the well-scoured pewter mug with his

beer flanking the plate of cold bacon, the better part of the dinner

saved for his supper.

It would be no jesting matter to Nanse to hear that the property of

which he had been summoned to take possession had gone past them. When

they had parted, she had not been able to help building on it, in her

impulsive woman’s fashion, as what should render them easy in their

worldly affairs, lighten the load on their backs, provide a welcome

substitute when his strength must fail, and, above all, supply better

schooling for the children, and raise them above all fear of want when

she alone was left to labour for them.

But Mr. Miles Noakes was not a man easily turned from a purpose, and,

it might be, he thought the quip would break the weight of the fall.

He said at last, as he took off his hat and placed it carefully beyond

the reach of damage, while he gave a jerk of his elbow in the direction

of Prince, standing uncertain on the threshold, a most unattractive

object in his skeleton leanness, his unthrifty coat, and the greed

which the glimpse of the victuals called up—in spite of his clumsy

efforts to conceal his feelings—in his winking eyes and sniffing

nose—“Well, Nanse, there is our legacy.”

The woman stood bewildered; her colour went and came. “Oh, Miles! you

cannot mean it?” she cried at last; “Uncle Jerry and you could not be

so cruel?”

“Woman, I had nothing to do with it,” he said, flinging himself heavily

into the chair set for him; “and was it not better than to come back

empty-handed?”

She understood now that he was in earnest—that he and she had been

defrauded, as she called it in her hot heart, of the time, trouble, and

expense of his journey, as well as of their justifiable expectations,

and that there was nothing left for Miles but to be grimly merry at her

expense.

She hesitated, for she was a quick-tempered woman, prone to resent fun

of which she was the butt, and any advantage taken of her ignorance.

Yet she had loved her husband for the very oddity which expressed

itself in this shape. She had been proud of her conquest of him when

she had been a pretty, smart, popular servant-girl, and he had enjoyed

the reputation of being the most “humoursome,” no less than the most

long-headed, steady, middle-aged bachelor in the place. His humour,

even in company with his long-headedness and steadiness, had not

brought him great worldly prosperity, yet she had never regretted her

choice. There must have been a strain of something uncommon in Nanse

herself, which had enabled her, in the first instance, to appreciate

what was remarkable in her future husband and to triumph in astonishing

the world by accepting him from her host of wooers, and, in the second,

to remain content with her bargain.

But it is one thing to relish a queer fish’s cranky wit played off on

other people and on things in general, and quite another to value the

same rare quality turned against one’s self in a supreme moment of

mortification and vexation.

Nanse stood motionless for an instant, and was on the verge of getting

into a white heat and saying something she would have regretted

afterwards, when the corner of her eye caught sight of her husband’s

grey hairs, while her ears seemed to take in the echo of a break in

his voice. Her heart was as warm as her temper was quick. With a flash

of sympathy she realised all his fatigue and chagrin, and pain for her

pain, which he was seeking to carry off by his poor joke. She was at

his side in a moment, entering into his humour, though with a lump in

her throat and a dimness before her eyes.

“Dear heart alive!” she exclaimed, borrowing one of her old mother’s

expressions; “it must be a rare monster, Miles; I should have said it

was not worth the carriage, but Uncle Jerry and you must know best. In

the meantime, let it be, and eat your supper like a good man. I’m right

down thankful to have you safe home again, and the children are both

pretty well, and fell asleep an hour ago wearying for your kisses.”

“You’re a good soul, Nanse,” muttered Mr. Miles down in his throat

in the pauses between bolting mouthfuls of bacon. “Come and have

your supper with me, lass, and I’ll kiss you again as soon as I have

finished.”

Mr. and Mrs. Miles had no thought save of disposing of Prince to the

landlord of the Hare and Hounds the first thing next morning, though

they gave him, as a matter of course also, the scraps of their supper

and leave to sleep at their hearth.

But the new day brought new ideas. Little Freddy—named proudly for

Nanse’s little master in the last situation she had filled—fell sick in

the night, and was still ill and cross in the morning when Nanse rose

to light the fire and prepare the breakfast. Mr. Miles, who kept the

child while the mother was thus engaged, thought to divert the boy, and

partly succeeded, by drawing his attention to the strange bow-wow which

daddy had brought home while Freddy was asleep last night.

“You had better leave the brute all the morning, Miles, since Freddy is

so taken with him,” suggested the anxious mother. “Pretty dear! he has

left off crying to watch the dog. I suppose the creature will be quiet

enough if nobody meddles with him, and I shall take care that neither

Freddy nor Louie teases him. You will be in and out, and you can take

the dog away at dinner-time quite as well as now. Perhaps the child

will be better then.”

When the dinner hour came the child was not better, but worse, lying

listlessly with flushed face and heavy eyes, which, however, still

lightened a little as they followed the entrancing apparition of the

dog. Mr. and Mrs. Miles could not bear to remove the solace of their

sick child, and hour by hour and day by day the departure of Prince was

deferred.

In this period of probation I am glad to say that Prince’s conduct

was irreproachable. As Nanse fed the dog regularly, that the child,

who could not eat himself, might have the pleasure of seeing the dog

eat, and with a faint hope that Freddy might be induced to follow the

“doggie’s” example, Prince was not exposed to the temptation of hunger,

which had already proved too much for his virtue. For that matter he

had not stolen in private houses, his depredations had been committed

in shops, and his dulness was in his favour at this epoch, as it did

not suggest an analogy between Nanse’s little larder and the regions

from which he had been wont to pick and steal.

Then it was found true here, as elsewhere, that if there is any

lingering remnant of good in the rudest, most brutalised man or dog,

a helpless little child will call it forth. Prince, as a rule, hated

fondling, but he had some experience of children. Though Jack had been

twice Freddy’s age when he appropriated the dog—a strong puppy in the

street, Jack had always possessed, more or less, small brothers and

sisters, with whom Prince had been on friendly, familiar terms. Prince

knew, therefore, that fondlings and sundry other liberties—such as

clutching him round the neck, or pulling him by the tail—must be put up

with from senseless little children, although no dog of spirit would

stand them for a moment from grown-up, rational people.

Prince sat like patience on a monument, and permitted Freddy to stroke

his bristly hair backwards with hot little hands, or to hold on by

his ears, without uttering one note of protest, till Mrs. Miles cried

out of her full heart to her husband, “Miles, let us keep the dog

ourselves; we’re not so hard up or so near that we’ll miss his bite.

We’ve had no cat since poor Kitty was took in the rabbit warren. He may

earn something for his living if he can be got to go out and do a turn

at ratting for a neighbour at a time. Anyway, he can always watch your

dinner till you’re ready, when you carry it with you to your place of

work; and he is good to the child. I feel as if dear little Freddy will

get well again, and that the dog may bring luck to the house, though he

came to it at an unlucky time.”

Of course, and very properly, Mr. Miles laughed and scouted at Prince’s

bringing luck; and it was not in consequence of any such vain womanish

superstition, but because families like Mr. Miles’ are tolerably

sure on the whole, and in spite of troubles, to rise in the social

scale—just as families like poor Jack’s are as certain to decline, that

the occupants of the cottage did begin to prosper from the hour that

Prince crossed their threshold.

Prince himself knew when he was in good quarters, and showed the

knowledge satisfactorily, by continuing to be on his best behaviour,

till he commenced to forget his worst, and to be good as if goodness

were a second nature to him. He thawed manifestly in his surliness to

more than the children, whose trusty play-fellow he was. He showed

himself faithful, obedient, attentive, as far as his understanding

went, and decently civil and discreet.

I wish I could state that Prince became in all respects a superior dog,

or at least that he lost his overweening opinion of himself, and became

capable of reverencing, at a humble distance, really great dogs—instead

of cracking vulgar jokes at their expense, and seeking to drag them

down to his own level—or that he even altogether got rid of that

lowered moral standard and grave deterioration which he suffered during

his stay in Mr. Jerry Noakes’ yard.

I am sorry to say I can make no such assertion. On the contrary, it

was a great shock to Mrs. Miles, who was pre-eminently an honest

woman, to discover that Prince—fairly to be relied upon at home—could

not come within a hundred yards of the baker’s and butcher’s shops in

the village without undergoing a distressing transformation. He would

slip away from his mistress’ side, if he happened to be out marketing

with her, dodge about with an evident disreputable assumption of an

incognito, for he was but a fifth-rate actor after all, till he saw

his opportunity, then improve it by darting to the scene of action,

seizing the coveted twopenny loaf or sheep’s liver, though he had made

an excellent breakfast that very morning, and making off with it like

the wind.

It was to no purpose that he was pursued, convicted, punished; the next

time temptation met him, he fell without fail, repeating the offence.

It was as if the temptation, once habitually indulged in, had become

irresistible to poor stupid Prince.

Mrs. Miles had a struggle whether she ought to keep a dog with such

a disgraceful propensity, and one day she was very nearly giving him

up, when by his gross self-indulgence he covered not only her but his

master with ridicule and shame.

It was on a Sunday at noon, of all times, but Mrs. Miles had not been

to church—she had sat up, the night before, with a sick neighbour.

She had carried the younger child with her on her errand of mercy,

while Mr. Miles had taken care of the elder, and been at church with

him, leaving Prince to keep house, which he did with sufficient

uprightness, in the family’s absence.

Mr. Miles had gone home when the service was over, and liberated the

dog, permitting him to join the little party, in their Sunday clothes,

that set out to meet and greet the wife and mother on her expected

return.

Mrs. Miles had appeared duly, and been gratified by her husband’s

attention. The group were proceeding in the most exemplary and

agreeable fashion along the village street, when the heads of the

household were startled by the nudges and sniggles, rising into

roars of laughter, which their progress drew forth—not only from

the loiterers about the ale-house door, but from the more decorous

passers-by, carrying home their Sunday’s dinner from the baker’s oven.

Mrs. Miles glanced round indignantly at her husband and two children,

and could discover nothing—unless a pleasing picture of domestic

felicity, which ought to have excited admiration or envy, not

contempt—to account for the derision with which even some of her own

particular friends were regarding the family, till she looked behind

her, and then Mrs. Miles saw it all.

To her horror, Mrs. Miles found that Prince was scouring along close

to heel, bearing a whole roast duck by his teeth in its back. He had

been unable to pass the baker’s door, though the shutter was on the

window: having entered, his nose had beguiled him into a more daring

and serious crime than the petty pilfering which was the usual extent

of his delinquencies. And Mrs. Miles could not create the scandal on

the Sunday, with the parson coming out of the rectory at her back, of

having the dog pursued and deprived of his prey.

That night, while Mr. Miles—though he had not liked the laugh when it

was sounding in his ears any better because he had often raised such

himself—after he had escaped the cackle, took the matter easily, like a

philosopher, Mrs. Miles was, as she would have described it, “in a sad

way;” she felt as if her own and her husband’s good name were at stake,

and that they might be unjustly accused of sharing in the toothsome

dainty, basely come by, and for which some Sunday dinner had waited in

vain. She renounced Prince with a groan. But next morning, when the dog

stood letting Freddy harness him with pack-thread, Nanse thought better

of it. She judged correctly that Prince was only a dumb brute; when the

worst came to the worst, she was not certain whether Uncle Jerry were

not accountable for Prince’s bad tricks, and whether she and Miles, as

Uncle Jerry’s representatives, did not owe the dog some reparation for

the cruel wrong done him.

At the same time, she was careful to relieve her conscience and clear

her credit by solemnly warning the baker and butcher, and going so

far as to offer to pay for any amount of plunder with regard to which

it could be proved that it had not been left carelessly, after her

caution, in the dog’s way.

The tradesmen, to whom Mrs. Miles always paid her bills to a day, took

her communication in good part, and even generously tossed to Prince

an occasional crust or bone, which, nevertheless, had not the effect

of curing him of his culpable weakness. But Mrs. Miles left him as few

chances as possible of lapsing into his one inveterate vice.

With this, alas! flagrant exception, Prince ended by being a tolerably

respectable character, in the favourable circumstances to which he was

so fortunate as to attain at last.

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