Of all animals upon earth man came last.
All of earth's animal creations are bound up in man.
As to the first statement there is no difference of opinion.
The Bible and Darwin agree that man was created last of all the
animals.
Very superficial observation will convince you that man contains
in his mental make-up all of the "inferior" animals, or at least
a great many of them.
You, Mr. Jones, or Smith, who read this are in your single self
a sort of synthesis of the entire animal creation.
If you could be divided into your component animal parts there
would be a menagerie in your house, and you, Smith or Jones,
would be missing. That thing we call a "soul" would be floating
around, impalpable, looking for its house to live in. ----
Of course, you can see the animal make-up in your neighbor more
readily than in yourself.
How do men describe each other? Do they not speak as follows,
and mean exactly what they say
"He is as sly as a fox."
"He eats like a pig."
"He has dog-like faithfulness."
"He is as brave as a lion."
"He is as treacherous as a snake."
"He was as hungry as a wolf," etc. ----
Our good and our bad qualities alike are mapped out in our humble
animal relations.
The horse stands for ambition, which strives and suffers in
silence. The dog represents friendship, which suffers and
sacrifices much, but whines loudly when injured.
We have no doubt that of the twelve passions which enter into
Fourier's complex analysis of man each has its prototype in some
one animal. ----
To rebel at the animal combination which makes up a man would be
folly.
The Maker of us all, from ants to anti-imperialists, naturally
gathered together the various parts in lower animal form before
finishing the work in man.
A harmoniously balanced mixture of all the animals is calculated
undoubtedly to produce the perfect man. ----
Therefore, study your animal make-up. Analyze honestly and
intelligently the so-called "lower" creatures from whom you
derive your mental characteristics. If you have not yet done so,
study at once some good work on embryology, and learn with
amazement and awe of your marvelous transformations before birth.
Then do your best to control the menagerie that is at work in
your mind.
Stultify Mr. Pig, if he is too prominent. Circumvent Mr. Fox,
if he tries to rule you and make of you a mere cunning machine.
Do not let your Old Dog Tray qualities of friendship lead to your
being made a fool.
In short, study carefully the animal qualities that make up your
temperament and prove in your own person the falseness of
Napoleon's irritating statement that a man's temperament can
never be changed by himself. ----
It may interest you to note that when man becomes insane, the
fact is at once made apparent that his mind, dethroned, had acted
as the ruler of a savage menagerie. Many crazy men imagine
themselves animals of one sort or another. Nearly all of them
display the grossest animal qualities, once their mind is
deranged. Women of the greatest refinement sink into dreadful
animalism when insane. Heine tells of a constable who, in his
boyhood, ruled his native city. One fine day "this constable
suddenly went crazy, * * * and thereupon he began to roar like a
lion or squall like a cat."
Heine remarks with calculated naivete: "We little boys
were greatly delighted at the old fellow, and trooped, yelling,
after him until he was carried off to a madhouse."
There is, by the way, much of the natural animal in "little
boys." It takes years to make a fairly reasonable creature of a
young human. For that reason many ignorant parents are foolishly
distressed at juvenile displays of animalism, which are perfectly
natural. ----
The same Heine, whose writings you ought not to neglect,
describes beautifully a human menagerie. We'll quote that, and
then let you off for the day. Heine was living in Paris in the
forties, and used to visit a curious revolutionary freak named
Ludwig Borne. Of this man's house Heine wrote:
"I found in his salon such a menagerie of people as can hardly be
found in the Jardin des Plantes (the Paris zoological garden).
In the background several polar bears were crouching, who smoked
and hardly ever spoke, except to growl out now and then a real
fatherland 'Donnerwetter' in a deep bass voice. Near them was
squatting a Polish wolf in a red cap, who occasionally yelped out
a silly, wild remark in a hoarse tone. There, too, I found a
French monkey, one of the most hideous creatures I ever saw; he
kept up a series of grimaces, each of which seemed more lovely
than the last," etc.
If Heine's polar bears, wolf and monkey had studied themselves,
as we advise you to study yourself, they might have escaped the
sarcasm of the sharpest tongue ever born in or out of Germany.