HOW THE OTHER PLANETS WILL TALK TO US

We talk of civilization as though it necessarily implied

improvement.

Civilization means the school and the library, but it also means

the prison and the poorhouse.

Two short stories illustrate different views of what we call

civilization:

Aristippus was a young Greek gentleman of large means, genuine

intellectual power, a sense of humor and a reputation as a

philosopher.

He was on his way to Corinth with a young lady named Lais, or

possibly he was coming from Corinth with her. Anyhow, he was

wrecked on the voyage. If you know anything about the reputation

of Lais, you know that the philosopher was badly employed, and

that the Greek gods doubtless wrecked his vessel to impress upon

his mind the importance of morality.

Thrown ashore on a barren stretch of sand, the philosopher was

very sad at first. He observed on the sand the remains of

certain geometrical drawings, and instantly exclaimed: "There is

help near. Here I see signs of thinking men, of civilization."

----

Voltaire tells of wrecked individuals thrown on a lonely coast,

and also much distressed and frightened.

They saw no geometrical tracings in the sand. But on a bleak

moor in the twilight they saw the black beams of a gibbet, and

below the cross-piece, swinging in the wind, they saw a human

skeleton with bony wrists and ankles chained together.

Prayerfully the wanderers dropped on their knees and exclaimed

with upturned eyes:

"Thank God, we have got back to civilization." ----

Thus, you see, there are varying signs of civilization. There is

a great gulf between the signs perceived by Aristippus--signs of

the mental activity which engages in geometrical

demonstrations--and Voltaire's sign of civilization--the brutal

execution of a brutal criminal. ----

Those accustomed to waste time in speculations that cannot bring

a financial return may be interested in the following application

of the sign of civilization which Aristippus immediately

recognized back in the days of two thousand years ago.

We know that some day the inhabitants on Mars or some other

planet will want to talk to us. They have doubtless been

studying us and consider us still too barbarous and primitive to

be worth talking to.

But when we become semi-civilized, in the cosmic sense of the

word, the older and wiser planets will get ready to open

communication with us.

How will they go about it? They are perhaps absolutely different

from us, in shape, in manner of thought, in every conceivable

way, including language, customs, and so on.

BUT GEOMETRICAL, MATHEMATICAL FACTS ARE THE SAME THROUGHOUT THE

UNIVERSE.

Will not the wise Martian who wants to speak to us and decides to

flash some message down here on our clouds, or on the surface of

the water, utilize the universality of geometrical truths in

order to make us understand that thinking beings are trying to

talk to us?

The sum of the angles of any triangle is equal to two right

angles.

That is true of every triangle, no matter what its shape, no

matter whether it be drawn on this earth or on the most distant

sun.

Therefore, when the Martian gentleman gets ready to talk to us he

need only repeatedly place before us two right angles followed by

a triangle, or a triangle followed by two right angles.

Instantly, like Aristippus, we can say there is civilization in

Mars, or wherever that sign comes from, or at least there is

organized thought. The mind that is flashing that sign knows

something about geometry.

Of course, we should also recognize "signs of civilization" if

the Martians should project upon our atmosphere a skeleton

hanging in chains. But it is to be hoped that the Martians have

got beyond that particular evidence of civilization.

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