CHAPTER III.

A new reign.--Funeral of the late King.--Houghton

revisited.--Election at Lynn.--Marriage of George the

Third.--His Coronation.

The accession of George III. was the beginning of a new era in English

society. The character of George II. could inspire no respect. His

successor, with all his faults, did as much perhaps towards reforming

the manners of the higher classes as a more enlightened prince could

have effected. His regular life and the strictness of his Court

applied a pressure answering to that which grew daily stronger from

below. The chief want of the aristocracy at this time was not so much

culture as something more vitally important. Culture they did, indeed,

sorely lack, but many influences among themselves were tending to

promote this. What they mainly needed to have enforced upon them from

without was some regard to the first principles of social order, some

recognition of moral and religious obligations. Those who despise the

formalism of George III.’s reign, may reflect that to impose external

decorum on the society represented in Hogarth’s pictures was of itself

no trifling improvement. Even this was some time in coming. It was

retarded by the mistaken system of government which for a long while

rendered the Crown unpopular. Still the signs of a change for the

better gradually became apparent; and when the close of the American

War had removed the last subject of national discontent, the great

majority of the upper, as well as of the middle ranks, rallied round

the throne as the mainstay of public morality, supporting the King and

the sedate minister of his choice against a rival whose irregularities

recalled the disorders of a former time.

We give the letter in which Walpole describes the funeral of George II.

It should be stated that the writer did not long retain the favourable

opinion he here expresses of the new Sovereign:

“Arlington Street, Nov. 13, 1760.

“Even the honeymoon of a new reign don’t produce events every

day. There is nothing but the common saying of addresses and

kissing hands. The chief difficulty is settled; Lord Gower

yields the Mastership of the Horse to Lord Huntingdon, and

removes to the Great Wardrobe, from whence Sir Thomas Robinson

was to have gone into Ellis’s place, but he is saved. The City,

however, have a mind to be out of humour; a paper has been

fixed on the Royal Exchange, with these words, ‘No petticoat

Government, no Scotch Minister, no Lord George Sackville;’

two hints totally unfounded, and the other scarce true. No

petticoat ever governed less, it is left at Leicester-house;

Lord George’s breeches are as little concerned; and, except

Lady Susan Stuart and Sir Harry Erskine, nothing has yet

been done for any Scots. For the King himself, he seems all

good-nature, and wishing to satisfy everybody; all his speeches

are obliging. I saw him again yesterday, and was surprised to

find the levee-room had lost so entirely the air of the lion’s

den. This Sovereign don’t stand in one spot, with his eyes

fixed royally on the ground, and dropping bits of German news;

he walks about, and speaks to everybody. I saw him afterwards

on the throne, where he is graceful and genteel, sits with

dignity, and reads his answers to addresses well; it was the

Cambridge address, carried by the Duke of Newcastle in his

Doctor’s gown, and looking like the _Médecin malgré lui_. He

had been vehemently solicitous for attendance, for fear my Lord

Westmoreland, who vouchsafes himself to bring the address from

Oxford, should outnumber him. Lord Lichfield and several other

Jacobites have kissed hands; George Selwyn says, ‘They go to St

James’s, because now there are so many _Stuarts_ there.’

“Do you know, I had the curiosity to go to the burying t’other

night; I had never seen a royal funeral; nay, I walked as a

rag of quality, which I found would be, and so it was, the

easiest way of seeing it. It is absolutely a noble sight. The

Prince’s chamber, hung with purple, and a quantity of silver

lamps, the coffin under a canopy of purple velvet, and six vast

chandeliers of silver on high stands, had a very good effect.

The Ambassador from Tripoli and his son were carried to see

that chamber. The procession, through a line of foot-guards,

every seventh man bearing a torch, the horse-guards lining the

outside, their officers with drawn sabres and crape sashes

on horseback, the drums muffled, the fifes, bells tolling,

and minute-guns,--all this was very solemn. But the charm

was the entrance of the Abbey, where we were received by the

Dean and Chapter in rich robes, the choir and almsmen bearing

torches; the whole Abbey so illuminated, that one saw it to

greater advantage than by day; the tombs, long aisles, and

fretted roof, all appearing distinctly, and with the happiest

_chiaroscuro_. There wanted nothing but incense, and little

chapels here and there, with priests saying mass for the

repose of the defunct; yet one could not complain of its not

being catholic enough. I had been in dread of being coupled

with some boy of ten years old; but the heralds were not very

accurate, and I walked with George Grenville, taller and older,

to keep me in countenance. When we came to the chapel of Henry

the Seventh, all solemnity and decorum ceased; no order was

observed, people sat or stood where they could or would; the

yeomen of the guard were crying out for help, oppressed by

the immense weight of the coffin; the Bishop read sadly, and

blundered in the prayers; the fine chapter, _Man that is born

of a woman_, was chanted, not read; and the anthem, besides

being immeasurably tedious, would have served as well for a

nuptial. The real serious part was the figure of the Duke of

Cumberland, heightened by a thousand melancholy circumstances.

He had a dark brown adonis, and a cloak of black cloth, with

a train of five yards. Attending the funeral of a father

could not be pleasant: his leg extremely bad, yet forced to

stand upon it near two hours; his face bloated and distorted

with his late paralytic stroke, which has affected, too, one

of his eyes, and placed over the mouth of the vault, into

which, in all probability, he must himself so soon descend;

think how unpleasant a situation! He bore it all with a

firm and unaffected countenance. This grave scene was fully

contrasted by the burlesque Duke of Newcastle. He fell into a

fit of crying the moment he came into the chapel, and flung

himself back in a stall, the Archbishop hovering over him with

a smelling-bottle; but in two minutes his curiosity got the

better of his hypocrisy, and he ran about the chapel with his

glass to spy who was or was not there, spying with one hand,

and mopping his eyes with the other. Then returned the fear of

catching cold; and the Duke of Cumberland, who was sinking with

heat, felt himself weighed down, and turning round, found it

was the Duke of Newcastle standing upon his train, to avoid the

chill of the marble. It was very theatric to look down into the

vault where the coffin lay, attended by mourners with lights.

Clavering, the groom of the bedchamber, refused to sit up with

the body, and was dismissed by the King’s order.”

The demise of the Crown, of course, dissolved Parliament. Horace

Walpole went down to Houghton to be re-elected for Lynn:

“Houghton, March 25, 1761.

“Here I am at Houghton! and alone! in this spot, where (except

two hours last month) I have not been in sixteen years! Think,

what a crowd of reflections! No; Gray, and forty churchyards,

could not furnish so many; nay, I know one must feel them with

greater indifference than I possess, to have patience to put

them into verse. Here I am, probably for the last time of my

life, though not for the last time: every clock that strikes

tells me I am an hour nearer to yonder church--that church,

into which I have not yet had courage to enter, where lies that

mother on whom I doated, and who doated on me! There are the

two rival mistresses of Houghton, neither of whom ever wished

to enjoy it! There too lies he who founded its greatness, to

contribute to whose fall Europe was embroiled; there he sleeps

in quiet and dignity, while his friend and his foe, rather his

false ally and real enemy, Newcastle and Bath, are exhausting

the dregs of their pitiful lives in squabbles and pamphlets.[31]

“The surprise the pictures gave me is again renewed; accustomed

for many years to see nothing but wretched daubs and varnished

copies at auctions, I look at these as enchantment. My own

description of them seems poor; but shall I tell you truly,

the majesty of Italian ideas almost sinks before the warm

nature of Flemish colouring. Alas! don’t I grow old? My young

imagination was fired with Guido’s ideas: must they be plump

as Abishag to warm me now? Does great youth feel with poetic

limbs, as well as see with poetic eyes? In one respect I am

very young, I cannot satiate myself with looking: an incident

contributed to make me feel this more strongly. A party

arrived, just as I did, to see the house, a man and three women

in riding-dresses, and they rode post through the apartments.

I could not hurry before them fast enough; they were not so

long in seeing for the first time, as I could have been in one

room, to examine what I knew by heart. I remember formerly

being often diverted with this kind of _seers_; they come, ask

what such a room is called, in which Sir Robert lay, write it

down, admire a lobster or a cabbage in a market-piece, dispute

whether the last room was green or purple, and then hurry to

the inn for fear the fish should be overdressed. How different

my sensations! not a picture here but recalls a history; not

one, but I remember in Downing-street or Chelsea, where queens

and crowds admired them, though seeing them as little as these

travellers!

“When I had drunk tea, I strolled into the garden; they told

me it was now called the _pleasure-ground_. What a dissonant

idea of pleasure! those groves, those _allées_, where I have

passed so many charming moments, are now stripped up or

overgrown--many fond paths I could not unravel, though with

a very exact clew in my memory: I met two gamekeepers, and

a thousand hares! In the days when all my soul was tuned to

pleasure and vivacity (and you will think, perhaps, it is

far from being out of tune yet), I hated Houghton and its

solitude; yet I loved this garden, as now, with many regrets, I

love Houghton; Houghton, I know not what to call it, a monument

of grandeur or ruin! How I have wished this evening for Lord

Bute! how I could preach to him! For myself, I do not want to

be preached to; I have long considered, how every Balbec must

wait for the chance of a Mr. Wood. The servants wanted to lay

me in the great apartment--what, to make me pass my night as I

have done my evening! It were like proposing to Margaret Roper

to be a duchess in the court that cut off her father’s head,

and imagining it would please her. I have chosen to sit in my

father’s little dressing-room, and am now by his scrutoire,

where, in the height of his fortune, he used to receive the

accounts of his farmers, and deceive himself, or us, with the

thoughts of his economy. How wise a man at once, and how weak!

For what has he built Houghton? for his grandson to annihilate,

or for his son to mourn over. If Lord Burleigh could rise and

view his representative driving the Hatfield stage, he would

feel as I feel now. Poor little Strawberry! at least, it will

not be stripped to pieces by a descendant! You will find all

these fine meditations dictated by pride, not by philosophy.

Pray consider through how many mediums philosophy must pass,

before it is purified--

“‘---- how often must it weep, how often burn!’

“My mind was extremely prepared for all this gloom by parting

with Mr. Conway yesterday morning; moral reflections or

commonplaces are the livery one likes to wear, when one has

just had a real misfortune. He is going to Germany: I was

glad to dress myself up in transitory Houghton, in lieu of

very sensible concern. To-morrow I shall be distracted with

thoughts, at least images of very different complexion. I go

to Lynn, and am to be elected on Friday. I shall return hither

on Saturday, again alone, to expect Burleighides on Sunday,

whom I left at Newmarket. I must once in my life see him on his

grandfather’s throne.

“_Epping_, _Monday night, thirty-first_.--No, I have not seen

him; he loitered on the road, and I was kept at Lynn till

yesterday morning. It is plain I never knew for how many

trades I was formed, when at this time of day I can begin

electioneering, and succeed in my new vocation. Think of me,

the subject of a mob, who was scarce ever before in a mob,

addressing them in the town-hall, riding at the head of two

thousand people through such a town as Lynn, dining with above

two hundred of them, amid bumpers, huzzas, songs, and tobacco,

and finishing with country dancing at a ball and sixpenny

whist! I have borne it all cheerfully; nay, have sat hours in

_conversation_, the thing upon earth that I hate; have been to

hear misses play on the harpsichord, and to see an alderman’s

copies of Rubens and Carlo Marat. Yet to do the folks justice,

they are sensible, and reasonable, and civilised; their very

language is polished since I lived among them. I attribute

this to their more frequent intercourse with the world and the

capital, by the help of good roads and postchaises, which, if

they have abridged the King’s dominions, have at least tamed

his subjects. Well, how comfortable it will be to-morrow, to

see my parroquet, to play at loo, and not be obliged to talk

seriously! The Heraclitus of the beginning of this letter will

be overjoyed on finishing it to sign himself your old friend,

“DEMOCRITUS.

“P.S. I forgot to tell you that my ancient aunt Hammond came

over to Lynn to see me; not from any affection, but curiosity.

The first thing she said to me, though we have not met these

sixteen years, was, ‘Child, you have done a thing to-day, that

your father never did in all his life; you sat as they carried

you,--he always stood the whole time.’ ‘Madam,’ said I, ‘when

I am placed in a chair, I conclude I am to sit in it; besides,

as I cannot imitate my father in great things, I am not at

all ambitious of mimicking him in little ones.’ I am sure she

proposes to tell her remarks to my uncle Horace’s ghost, the

instant they meet.”

The King’s marriage followed a few months later:

“Arlington Street, Sept. 10, 1761.

“When we least expected the Queen, she came, after being ten

days at sea, but without sickness for above half-an-hour. She

was gay the whole voyage, sung to her harpsichord, and left

the door of her cabin open. They made the coast of Suffolk

last Saturday, and on Monday morning she landed at Harwich; so

prosperously has Lord Anson executed his commission. She lay

that night at your old friend Lord Abercorn’s, at Witham in

Essex; and, if she judged by her host, must have thought she

was coming to reign in the realm of taciturnity. She arrived

at St. James’s a quarter after three on Tuesday the 8th. When

she first saw the Palace she turned pale: the Duchess of

Hamilton smiled. ‘My dear Duchess,’ said the Princess, ‘_you_

may laugh; you have been married twice; but it is no joke to

me.’ Is this a bad proof of her sense? On the journey they

wanted her to curl her toupet. ‘No, indeed,’ said she, ‘I

think it looks as well as those of the ladies who have been

sent for me: if the King would have me wear a periwig, I will;

otherwise I shall let myself alone.’ The Duke of York gave

her his hand at the garden-gate: her lips trembled, but she

jumped out with spirit. In the garden the King met her; she

would have fallen at his feet; he prevented and embraced her,

and led her into the apartments, where she was received by the

Princess of Wales and Lady Augusta: these three princesses only

dined with the King. At ten the procession went to chapel,

preceded by unmarried daughters of peers, and peeresses in

plenty. The new Princess was led by the Duke of York and

Prince William; the Archbishop married them; the King talked

to her the whole time with great good humour, and the Duke

of Cumberland gave her away. She is not tall, nor a beauty;

pale, and very thin; but looks sensible, and is genteel. Her

hair is darkish and fine; her forehead low, her nose very

well, except the nostrils spreading too wide; her mouth has

the same fault, but her teeth are good.[32] She talks a good

deal, and French tolerably; possesses herself, is frank, but

with great respect to the King. After the ceremony, the whole

company came into the drawing-room for about ten minutes, but

nobody was presented that night. The Queen was in white and

silver; an endless mantle of violet-coloured velvet, lined

with ermine, and attempted to be fastened on her shoulder by

a bunch of large pearls, dragged itself and almost the rest

of her clothes halfway down her waist. On her head was a

beautiful little tiara of diamonds; a diamond necklace, and

a stomacher of diamonds, worth three score thousand pounds,

which she is to wear at the Coronation too. Her train was

borne by the ten bridesmaids, Lady Sarah Lenox, Lady Caroline

Russell, Lady Caroline Montagu, Lady Harriot Bentinck, Lady

Anne Hamilton, Lady Essex Kerr (daughters of Dukes of Richmond,

Bedford, Manchester, Portland, Hamilton, and Roxburgh); and

four daughters of the Earls of Albemarle, Brook, Harcourt, and

Ilchester,--Lady Elizabeth Keppel, Louisa Greville, Elizabeth

Harcourt, and Susan Fox Strangways: their heads crowned with

diamonds, and in robes of white and silver. Lady Caroline

Russell is extremely handsome; Lady Elizabeth Keppel very

pretty; but with neither features nor air, nothing ever looked

so charming as Lady Sarah Lenox; she has all the glow of beauty

peculiar to her family. As supper was not ready, the Queen

sat down, sung, and played on the harpsichord to the Royal

Family, who all supped with her in private. They talked of the

different German dialects; the King asked if the Hanoverian was

not pure--‘Oh, no, sir,’ said the Queen; ‘it is the worst of

all.’--She will not be unpopular.

“The Duke of Cumberland told the King that himself and Lady

Augusta were sleepy. The Queen was very averse to leave the

company, and at last articled that nobody should accompany her

but the Princess of Wales and her own two German women, and

that nobody should be admitted afterwards but the King--they

did not retire till between two and three.

“The next morning the King had a Levee. After the Levee there

was a Drawing-Room; the Queen stood under the throne: the women

were presented to her by the Duchess of Hamilton, and then the

men by the Duke of Manchester; but as she knew nobody, she

was not to speak. At night there was a ball, drawing-rooms

yesterday and to-day, and then a cessation of ceremony till

the Coronation, except next Monday, when she is to receive the

address of the Lord Mayor and Aldermen, sitting on the throne

attended by the bridesmaids. A ridiculous circumstance happened

yesterday; Lord Westmoreland, not very young nor clear-sighted,

mistook Lady Sarah Lenox for the Queen, kneeled to her, and

would have kissed her hand if she had not prevented him. People

think that a Chancellor of Oxford was naturally attracted by

the blood of Stuart. It is as comical to see Kitty Dashwood,

the famous old beauty of the Oxfordshire Jacobites, living in

the palace as Duenna to the Queen. She and Mrs. Broughton, Lord

Lyttelton’s ancient Delia, are revived again in a young court

that never heard of them. There, I think you could not have

had a more circumstantial account of a royal wedding from the

Heralds’ Office. Adieu!

“Yours to serve you,

“HORACE SANDFORD,

“Mecklenburgh King-at-Arms.”

The Coronation of the King and Queen took place on the 22nd of

September, 1761, a fortnight after their marriage. Walpole writes to

Mann:

“Strawberry Hill, Sept. 28, 1761.

“What is the finest sight in the world? A Coronation. What do

people talk most about? A Coronation. Indeed, one had need

be a handsome young peeress not to be fatigued to death with

it. After being exhausted with hearing of nothing else for

six weeks, and having every cranny of my ideas stuffed with

velvet and ermine, and tresses, and jewels, I thought I was

very cunning in going to lie in Palace-yard, that I might not

sit up all night in order to seize a place. The consequence of

this wise scheme was, that I did not get a wink of sleep all

night; hammering of scaffolds, shouting of people, relieving

guards, and jangling of bells, was the concert I heard from

twelve to six, when I rose; and it was noon before the

procession was ready to set forth, and night before it returned

from the Abbey. I then saw the Hall, the dinner, and the

champion, a gloriously illuminated chamber, a wretched banquet,

and a foolish puppet-show. A Trial of a peer, though by no

means so sumptuous, is a preferable sight, for the latter is

interesting. At a Coronation one sees the peerage as exalted as

they like to be, and at a Trial as much humbled as a plebeian

wishes them. I tell you nothing of who looked well; you know

them no more than if I told you of the next Coronation. Yes,

two ancient dames whom you remember, were still ornaments of

the show,--the Duchess of Queensberry and Lady Westmoreland.

Some of the peeresses were so fond of their robes, that they

graciously exhibited themselves for a whole day before to all

the company their servants could invite to see them. A maid

from Richmond begged leave to stay in town because the Duchess

of Montrose was only to be seen from two to four. The Heralds

were so ignorant of their business, that, though pensioned for

nothing but to register lords and ladies, and what belongs to

them, they advertised in the newspaper for the Christian names

and places of abode of the peeresses. The King complained of

such omissions and of the want of precedent; Lord Effingham,

the Earl Marshal, told him, it was true there had been great

neglect in that office, but he had now taken such care of

registering directions, that _next coronation_ would be

conducted with the greatest order imaginable. The King was so

diverted with this _flattering_ speech that he made the earl

repeat it several times.

“On this occasion one saw to how high-water-mark extravagance

is risen in England. At the Coronation of George II. my mother

gave forty guineas for a dining-room, scaffold, and bedchamber.

An exactly parallel apartment, only with rather a worse view,

was this time set at three hundred and fifty guineas--a

tolerable rise in thirty-three years! The platform from St.

Margaret’s Round-house to the church-door, which formerly let

for forty pounds, went this time for two thousand four hundred

pounds. Still more was given for the inside of the Abbey. The

prebends would like a Coronation every year. The King paid nine

thousand pounds for the hire of jewels; indeed, last time, it

cost my father fourteen hundred to bejewel my Lady Orford. A

single shop now sold six hundred pounds’ sterling worth of

nails--but nails are risen--so is everything, and everything

adulterated. If we conquer Spain, as we have done France, I

expect to be poisoned.”

An observation as awkward as that of Lord Effingham had been made by

the beautiful Lady Coventry to George II. “She was tired of sights,”

she said; “there was only one left that she wanted to see, and that

was a coronation.” The old man, says Walpole, told the story himself

at supper to his family with great good humour. As it happened, he

outlived Lady Coventry by a few days.

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