[Illustration: (_Doctors generally are prescribing refined paraffin for
various ailments._)
_Mistress._ "The oil finished again, Mary? it seems to go very quickly."
_Cook._ "It's the Master, Mum. Whenever 'e runs out of 'is 'refined' 'e
comes a-dipping into this 'ere."]
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The New Dramatist.