ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.

(Extracted from the Diary of Toby, M.P.)

_House of Commons, Monday, May 18._--Field-Marshal Asquith, on military

duty in attendance on the King at Aldershot. Takes opportunity to give

His Majesty a few hints on the setting of a squadron in the field. In

his absence depression customary on reassembling after week-end recess

asserts itself with increased force. Through early portion of

Question-hour benches half empty. As hands of clock approached the mark

2.45, stream of arrivals increased in volume. At conclusion of Questions

House so densely crowded that side galleries were invaded, and group of

Members stood at Bar.

Strangers in Gallery rubbed their eyes and asked what this might

portend? Explanation simple. Within limit of Question-hour no division

may take place. As soon as boundary passed danger zone for

Ministerialists entered. Last week Opposition snapped a division at

earliest possible moment and nearly cornered Government. To-day at least

two divisions on Welsh Church Bill imminent. Ministerialists, obedient

to urgent Whip, in their places in good time. When divisions were

called--one on report of financial resolution of Welsh Church Bill, the

other closing Committee stage--298 voted with Government against 204 for

rejection of motion. By rare coincidence figures in both divisions were

exactly the same, re-establishing Government majority at 94.

This done, Members trooped out in battalions, leaving Hume Williams to

spend on wooden intelligence of empty benches able argument in support

of motion for rejection of Bill at Third Reading stage. Lifeless debate

temporarily uplifted by speech of simple eloquence from William Jones,

who, after long interval, breaks the silence imposed upon a Whip.

Quickly gathering audience listened from both sides with obvious

pleasure to a speech which, as Stuart-Wortley said, was "marked by real

fervour and manifest sincerity." We have not so many natural orators in

present House that we can with indifference see given up to the drudgery

of the Whips' room what was meant for mankind.

One passage, a sort of aside, brought tears to eyes of case-hardened

section of the audience seated in Press Gallery. They furtively dropped

when Member for Carnarvon described how, a small boy visiting the

Strangers' Gallery, he found seated there "a saintly Pressman, a frail

and fragile figure in bad health, who wrote weekly letters to the Welsh

_Baner_. I saw him," he added, "at lucid intervals, writing his

letters."

[Illustration: Mr. Lloyd George and the Welsh Disestablishment Bill.

"For the rest it was the same grinding out of barrel-organ tunes that

has been going on these three years."]

House loudly laughed at picture thus graphically drawn. Pressmen, not

essentially saintly, know how desirable is the accessory of lucid

intervals for the writing of London Letters.

[Illustration: A PASSIVE RESISTER.

"Let degenerate Irishmen, suborned by bargain with a Saxon Government,

go forth to save it in the Division Lobby."

(Mr. William O'Brien.)]

_Business done._--Under Procedure Resolution agreed to last week Welsh

Church Disestablishment Bill carried through Committee as quickly as

Chairman could put formal motion. Debate opened on Third Reading.

_Tuesday._--"I rejoice," said F. E. Smith, rising at ten o'clock in half

empty House to support motion for rejection of Welsh Church Bill on

Third Reading stage, "that debates on this measure are approaching

termination. We are all driven to make the same speeches over again and

to cite old illustrations of the insane constitution under which we

live."

This frank admission of the inutility of stretching debate over two

sittings not agreeable to feelings of those responsible for weary waste

of time. All the same, lamentably true.

Only impulse of vitality given to proceedings came from speech of George

Cave. Member for Kingston does not frequently interpose in debate. Long

intervals of silence give him opportunity of garnering something worth

saying, a rule of Parliamentary life that might be recommended to the

attention of some who shall here be nameless. For the rest it was the

same grinding out of barrel-organ tunes in varied keys that has been

going on these three years. McKenna gave touch of originality to his

remarks in winding up debate by avoiding reference to the late Giraldus

Cambrensis. Thus momentarily refreshed, Members gratefully went out to

Division Lobby, and Third Reading was carried by majority of 77.

In two other divisions concerning Welsh Church Bill taken yesterday,

what the late Mr. G. P. R. James if he were starting a new novel would

describe as a solitary figure--"a solitary horseman" was, to be precise,

the consecrated phrase--might have been observed sitting in corner seat

below Gangway on Opposition side. It was William O'Brien assuming the

attitude of passive resister to a measure which, in respect of an

established Church that national feeling regards as alien, proposes to

do for Wales what nearly half a century ago Gladstone did for Ireland.

In Parliamentary parlance, "the hon. Member in possession of the House"

is the gentleman on his legs addressing the Speaker. Whilst a crowd of

Members streamed out, some into the "Aye" Lobby, others into the "No,"

William O'Brien remained seated, for a moment or two literally the

Member in possession of the House.

Let degenerate Irishmen, suborned by bargain with a Saxon Government, go

forth to save it in the Division Lobby. Sea-green (with envy of John

Redmond, whose name will, after all, be imperishably connected with the

final success of a National movement inaugurated forty years ago by

Isaac Butt) incorruptible, William O'Brien thus protested against a

course of events he has been unable to control. To those who remember

his fierce eloquence in past years dominating a hostile audience there

was something pathetic in the spectacle.

_Business done._--Welsh Church Disestablishment Bill read third time.

Sent on to meet predestined fate in Lords.

_Thursday._--Quite lively goings on. House met to open debate on Third

Reading of Home Rule Bill, at special desire of Opposition to be

extended over three sittings. Campbell had given notice of intention to

move rejection. Everything pointed to long dreary evening, the

serving-up of that "thrice boiled cole-wort" which Carlyle honestly

believed to form the principal dish in the House of Commons shilling

dinner.

Expected that Premier would indicate purport and scope of promised Bill

amending an Act not yet added to Statute Book. Questioned on subject he

announced that Bill will be introduced in the Lords. Judged by ordinary

business tactics this seemed a reasonable arrangement. On return from

Whitsun holidays the Lords will find Home Rule Bill at their disposal.

Do not conceal intention of throwing it out on Second Reading.

Whereupon, Parliament Act stepping in, it will be added to Statute Book.

Meanwhile Lords, having no other business on hand, might devote their

time to consideration of that settlement of Ulster question which all

parties speak of as their heart's desire.

House of Commons is, however, above consideration of ordinary business

ways. Announcement of Ministerial intention with respect to Amending

Bill raised clamour worthy of our best traditions. Poor Campbell getting

up to perform appointed task was greeted by his own friends with stormy

cries for adjournment. For full five minutes he stood at Table, with

nervous fingers rapping a tune on lid of brass-bound box.

"What's he playing, do you think?" Winterton asked Rowland Hunt.

"As far as I can make out," said the Man for Shropshire, "it's 'The

Campbells are Coming.'"

"By Jove, they shan't come," said Winterton, who was in his element (hot

water). "'Journ! 'Journ! Journ!" he shouted, leading again the storm of

interruption that prevented a word being heard from Campbell.

Speaker at end of five minutes asked Bonner Law whether this refusal of

the Opposition to hear one of their leaders met with his assent and

approval? Bonner Law haughtily refused to answer. Winterton and Kinloch

Cooke more delighted than ever. Uproar growing, the Speaker declared

sitting suspended and left the Chair.

[Illustration: "MORITHURI TE SALUTHAMUS."

"In regard to the Home Rule Bill, the position of himself and his

friends was, 'We who are about to die salute thee.'"--_Mr. Tim Healy_.]

A critical moment. So high did angry passion run that there might have

been repetition of the famous fisticuffs on floor of House that marked

progress of first Home Rule Bill. Ominous sign when Royds of Sleaford,

ordinarily mildest-mannered of men, rushed between Front Opposition

Bench and Table and shook a minatory forefinger at Asquith.

Premier only smiled. Happily his indifferent good humour prevailed on

his own side. There was interchange of acrid compliments as parties

joined each other on the way out. But nothing more happened, except that

Hasleton and another Irish Nationalist, passing empty chair of

Sergeant-at-Arms, lit, the one a pipe, the other a cigarette.

"Shocking!" cried an outraged Member of the old school.

"Not at all," said Sark. "When the House of Commons is enlivened by

pot-house manners there is surely no harm in two customers lighting up

as they pass out."

_Business._--Outbreak of disorder, Speaker suspends sitting.

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