I had bought a catalogue and was scanning it rapidly.

"We don't want flowers," I said. "Our window-box--our garden is already

full. It may be that James, the head boxer, has overdone the pink

geraniums this year, but there it is. We can sack him and promote

Thomas, but the mischief is done. Luckily there are other things we

want. What about a dove-cot? I should like to see doves cooing round our

geraniums."

"Aren't dove-cots very big for a window-box?"

"We could get a small one--for small doves. Do you have to buy the doves

too, or do they just come? I never know. Or there," I broke off

suddenly; "my dear, that's just the thing." And I pointed with my stick.

"We have seven clocks already," said Celia.

"But a sun-dial! How romantic. Particularly as only two of the clocks

go. Celia, if you'd let me have a sundial in my window-box, I would meet

you by it alone sometimes."

"It sounds lovely," she said doubtfully.

"You do want to make this window-box a success, don't you?" I asked as

we wandered on. "Well, then, help me to buy something for it. I don't

suggest one of those," and I pointed to a summer-house, "or even a

weather-cock; but we must do something now we're here. For instance,

what about one of these patent extension ladders, in case the geraniums

grow very tall and you want to climb up and smell them? Or would you

rather have some mushroom spawn? I would get up early and pick the

mushrooms for breakfast. What do you think?"

"I think it's too hot for anything, and I must sit down. Is this seat an

exhibit or is it meant for sitting on?"

"It's an exhibit, but we might easily want to buy one some day, when our

window-box gets bigger. Let's try it."

It was so hot that I think, if the man in charge of the Rustic Bench

Section had tried to move us on, we should have bought the seat at once.

But nobody bothered us. Indeed it was quite obvious that the news that

we owned a large window-box had not yet got about.

"I shall leave you here," I said after I had smoked a cigarette and

dipped into the catalogue again, "and make my purchase. It will be quite

inexpensive; indeed, it is marked in the catalogue at one-and-sixpence,

which means that they will probably offer me the nine-shilling size

first. But I shall be firm. Good-bye."

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