CHARIVARIA.

We hear that the news of the defeat of Messrs. Travers, Evans ("Chick")

and Ouimet in the Amateur Golf Championship was received by President

Huerta's troops with round upon round of cheering. Frankly, we think it

rather petty of them.

***

The statement in _The Daily Mail_ to the effect that about two million

pounds have been sunk in the new German liner _Vaterland_ is apt to be

misconstrued, and we are requested to state that the vessel is still

afloat.

***

There was a fire at the Press Club off Fleet Street last week, but we

refuse absolutely to credit the rumour that this was the work of a

member anxious that his paper should have first news of the

conflagration.

***

We came across a flagrant example, the other day, of an advertisement

that did not speak the truth. Seated on the top of an omnibus were six

persons with most regrettable faces. Underneath them was an inscription,

which ran the length of the knife-board:--

"Things we'd like to know."

***

Persons who are hesitating to visit the Anglo-American Exposition may

like to know that the representation of New York there is not so

realistic as to be unpleasant.

***

Mr. A. Kipling Common writes to _The Daily Mail_ deploring England's

lack of great men. We are sorry that _The Times_ should be so shy in

using its power to remedy this defect. Letters from the great are always

printed by our contemporary in large type. A few promotions might surely

be distributed now and then among the small-type men?

***

A friendly intimation is said to have been conveyed by the Royal Academy

to a restaurant in the immediate neighbourhood which advertises an

Academy luncheon that its name might with advantage be changed to one of

a nature less inciting to Suffragettes. We refer to Hatchett's.

***

Is cannibalism to be Society's latest fad? We notice that somebody's

Skin Food is being advertised pretty freely.

***

The Criterion Restaurant, we see, is advertising a "_Souper Dansant_."

Personally we dislike the kind of supper which, when eaten, will not lie

down and rest.

***

It looks, we fear, as if in _Break the Walls Down_ the Savoy Theatre has

not found a play which will _Bring the House Down_.

***

The proposal that a "full blue" should be awarded at Cambridge to those

who represent the University at boxing was recently considered but not

adopted. We should have thought that a "black and blue" would have been

the appropriate thing.

***

Some idea of the heat last week may be gathered from the following order

issued by the Cambridge University Officers' Training Corps:--

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