OBSERVATIONS OF A RETIRED VETERAN I

I saw the Sweet Harbinger of Spring last week. A violet? No. A swallow?

No. A bud? No. Ah! no; put up your encyclopedia of Spring information

and I'll tell you. It was the annual boy with his shoes off for the

first time since the warm weather. He stepped gingerly; he stood still

longer than usual; he hoisted the bottom of his foot for inspection

often; he let a cat go by, though a rock lay in a yard of him; he

picked out a velvety place on the tan-bark sidewalk before he put his

feet firmly down and squared himself on them to give the two-finger

whistle for his chum, which is the terror to the nervous. Much of the

boy had gone out of him. He moved with the motion and sloth of decrepit

age. Next week you will not know him for the same boy. His feet will

be hardened, he will dance over the macadam mixed streets with the

callosity of a stone-crusher, and the fugacious cat will be lucky if

it gets its tail through the fence in time. The mourner's bench humility

of today will have changed to the noisy glee of the hardened criminal.

His baseball practice will pervade the middle of every street, and his

large and assorted stock of general trouble and annoyance will be

displayed under all our noses with the request that we will call and

examine before purchasing elsewhere. I cannot understand how any man

can be indifferent to the blessings of the church, when he remembers

that one of them is the Sunday School--invented by the Fathers as an

ingenious and effective place of torment for this Boy. Through the

week he is intolerable, but the blessed Sabbath is to him a day of

retribution. It is the awful day when his ears are washed and touseled

about; when his eyes are punched out by the towelled but unsparing

hand of a Christian mother; when his shoes are put back on him for a

day, and when, with a neck encircled by a collar starched to maddening

stiffness, and with a pocket handkerchief the consistency of pasteboard,

he is sent to the place of punishment. I have read many beautiful poems

about the sweet quiet of the Sabbath, but few of the poets have given

the right solution of it. It is because all over the civilized world

on that day, millions of Boys have been captured and corraled in Sunday

schools. The very church bells understand it, and in the early hours

ring out triumphantly, "Got-'em-in-here! Got-'em-in-here!"

* * * * *

Of course, as we move on through this alternately delightful and

disagreeable world, we must be brought face to face with bores of many

varieties. Setting aside that pest, the egotist, for whom there can

be no excuse, I should like to mention the man or woman who conceives

that the way to talk about books is to deal with the acts and characters

instead of what they say. It seems to me that it is just one of the

modes, if I may call it that, of talking literature that is little

better than no mode at all. It is a rare thing to meet with even the

most modern work--I am speaking of fiction--by a fairly successful

writer, that does not contain some utterance to arouse thought and

challenge us to mental debate. The acts must of necessity be commonplace

from familiarity, for man has behaved himself for a million of years

from the same motives and only varied his manner with the advancing

material circumstances which surrounded him. But his thoughts are not

obliged to be commonplace. The thoughts of men are marching in ever

moving procession towards the Light, and as each one emerges from the

darkness it catches on its forehead a ray which transforms it. It is

these that are to be discussed when we talk about books, and not the

mere acts of the actors therein. What, as a matter of conversation,

is the suicide of Dido, compared with the fine lines in which she so

touchingly summarizes what her life would have been had the false

AEneas never seen her? I lately heard two exceptionally intelligent

young people discussing the novel--Put Yourself in His Place--which

though a very second rate work was written with a very first rate

purpose. Their criticism and discussion was confined wholly to the

action of the characters and they seemed to have thought the purpose

of no account compared with the plot and love-making. And it is not

young people alone who are given to this skimming process. I have known

people who really deserved the title of readers, to find their chief

if not their only criticism in the decision of how well this or that

character was drawn, and what surprises the plot contained; while as

to the thoughts, good or bad, old or novel, the critics seemed to be

oblivious. If we expect really to improve ourselves by books--still

I am speaking of fiction--we should try to remember and afterwards

discuss the thoughts they contained and which we found in the mouths

of the characters or in the comments of the author. There has never

been in my recollection a time when the fiction of the day was more

completely abreast of the advancing thought of the world, or in which

it teemed with more new and practical views logically connected with

passing events and new situations. It is when, closing the book, we

take away with us those seeds and subject them to the attrition of

discussion, which wears off the pollen, that we arrive at, possibly,

a new and valuable thought which may deserve the name of knowledge.

* * * * *

"It seems to me your observations are nothing but opinions," said Mrs.

Boyzy to me the other evening. She called it o-pin-ions. Women have

an art of expressing contempt by syllabic emphasis that men never

acquire. It is their failure to accomplish this that induces men to

substitute profanity. Nevertheless, as that excellent woman remarked,

the things I say in these papers are for the most part opinions. But

what of that; what moves the world but opinions--what has moved it up

to where it is now, but opinions? Where would the world be if it were

not for new opinions; where would men be? Suppose every public man

clung to precedents in public affairs; every politician pinned his

faith on his party policy, and every preacher planted himself on

orthodoxy--all with a determination to go no further. The world would

come to a standstill. There would be no progress. Opinions are the

lever that works the world. Precedents become mouldy, politicians

change with the times, and creeds advance with the public thought.

What do we care what a man thought two hundred years ago, when we have

what a man thinks to-day? What is to us the policy of a political party

when the moss has commenced to grow over it. Who would attempt to

enforce in this day the medieval creeds and religious practices and

church government? What are we put here for, if it is not to learn,

every year, every day, every hour if we can. And of what use is all

this learning if we are not to advance by means of it? And how could

we move a step if we did not tell our neighbor what we think we have

learned--that is, tell him our opinions. I say to you, Madam (and I

say it the more freely that she is out of hearing), that opinions rule

the world, and while it may be possible that mine do not rule my own

household, it impairs their value no more than imprisonment and

persecution did those of other philosophers in the past. An opinion

is a valuable thing--in its information if it is true, in the mental

exercise it gives in combating it, if it is error, and in any event

as a feather that indicates which way the wind is blowing--in what

direction the blind mole of man's finite judgment is groping around

its prison in search of an outlet to the infinite. And that is true,

Madam, whether you call them opinions, or o-pin-ions!

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