CHAPTER XXI

HOW THE AMERICAN AMBASSADOR WAS DECEIVED

As is well known the British prisoners in Germany have only one person

within the Central Empires to whom they can appeal for protection, and

through whose good offices alone they are able to secure redress of

their grievances. This is Mr. Gerard, the Ambassador of the United

States of America to Germany. Mr. Gerard has toiled indefatigably and

unremittingly upon our behalf. In his magnanimity and determination to

give a square deal all round, he has made the signal error of

accrediting the Germans with being a highly-developed, civilised, and

cultivated race.

Unfortunately for Mr. Gerard's sense of duty the German does not accept

the principles of the precept, "Do unto others as you would others

should do unto you," but has evolved a code of his own construction

which is peculiarly Teutonic--"Do unto others as you know others will

not dare or deign to do unto you!" The American Ambassador has always

responded promptly to any calls for his intercession and has ever

listened courteously and patiently to tales of woe. Whenever he has

considered the complaint to be well-founded he has spared no effort to

secure an immediate improvement in conditions. Yet it is to be feared

that many of his recommendations have never been, or have only been

partially and indifferently, carried into effect.

In his determination to hold the scales of justice evenly Mr. Gerard has

been prone to accept the German at his own valuation. Every prisoner in

Germany to-day knows from painful experience that the Teuton's word

counts for nothing; it is not worth the breath expended upon its

utterance, or the paper upon which it is written. The German is an

unprincipled liar and an unmitigated bluffer, in which art, if such it

may be called, he has become a super-master.

The German has always laughed, and still is laughing up his sleeve at

the courteous American diplomat. The imperial authorities have never

hesitated to throw dust in his eyes and to outwit him when the occasion

suited their purpose. Indeed, they scheme deliberately and unceasingly

to side-track him and to prevent the true conditions and affairs

penetrating to his knowledge.

I had one striking instance of this carefully premeditated and

unscrupulous gulling and thwarting of the American Embassy. The

accidental discovery of the circumstance that the baseless charge of

espionage levelled against me was still hanging over my head somewhat

worried me. I ascertained one exceedingly disturbing fact which was

communicated to me within the camp. Had I committed any offence, no

matter how trivial, while in the camps, I should not have been arraigned

upon that particular delinquency, but, in all probability, would have

had the original charge retrumped up against me. I learned that this was

the German practice. Moreover, the old charge was liable to be trotted

out at any odd moment at the caprice of my oppressors. The authorities

had never acquitted me of being a spy. On the other hand they had never

pronounced me guilty. I was forced to accept the former interpretation

from my transference to the internment camps, as if I had been merely a

detained civilian. My reasons for believing that I had been acquitted of

the grave charge were supported by the fact that in Germany, a person

who has been found guilty of espionage, and who escapes the death

penalty, is condemned to solitary confinement in a military prison.

The charge of espionage being in a condition of suspended animation as

it might be termed, coupled with the fact that no one knew whenever,

wherever, and how it might suddenly be revived to my detriment, did not

conduce to my peace of mind. On one occasion I received a pretty rude

shock. I filled up an application for release upon medical grounds, but

upon being summoned before the authorities I was told point-blank that I

should be kept a prisoner until the end of the war, exchange or no

exchange.

The uncertainty became intolerable. I wrote a lengthy letter to the

American Ambassador explaining my unfortunate and doubtful position and

expressing the hope that he might be able to bring the matter to a

decision. In common with my fellow-prisoners, I had always cherished the

belief that a letter addressed to the American Embassy was regarded as

confidential and inviolable; at all events was not to be opened, except

with the express permission of the prisoner or the Ambassador. But my

faith was rudely dispelled. I dispatched my communication only to

receive a curt summons to appear before an officer, who bluntly informed

me that my letter could not be sent to the Embassy because it was

sealed. It was handed back to me with the injunction that the envelope

must be left open.

Now, if letters containing complaints and addressed to our sole

Protector are sent unsealed it is only logical to assume that the German

officials apprise themselves of the character of the "grouse." By so

doing they become as wise as the Ambassador--if the letter ever reaches

him. By having access to all communications, a letter is permitted to go

forward if it suits the officials, but not before they have made a note

of the grievance in order to be able to take the necessary remedial

steps before the Ambassador intervenes.

In my particular instance I prepared a lengthy explanatory

communication, requesting an audience if at all possible. The letter was

so worded as to compel an acknowledgment, unless the Germans were

disposed to suffer exposure of their methods and duplicity. In due

course a representative appeared. He seemed to have only a hazy

recollection of my communication so I related all the essential details

to him. I was more than positive that the German authorities had filed a

copy of my letter because their attitude towards me changed suddenly and

adversely, and by a strange coincidence this metamorphosis agreed with

the date on which I had dispatched my communication to the Embassy.

I urged the representative to ascertain whether I had, or had not, been

acquitted of the espionage charge. I particularly desired the official

acquittal in writing from Wesel, because it would be of far-reaching

value in the event of my being haled before the authorities upon some

other flimsy offence. He listened attentively and sympathetically,

appreciated the situation as it affected me personally and promised to

do everything he could on my behalf. But evidently, subsequent

conversation with the Teuton authorities exercised the desired German

effect. A few days later I received a curt acknowledgment saying that my

affair, which was somewhat unusual, was purely one for military

decision. I was also informed that the papers referring to my case were

at Wesel fortress, and I was advised to write direct to the Commandant

at the military centre for them. With this consolation, if such it can

be called, I had to rest content.

The fact that I have never heard another word upon the subject from that

day to this proves conclusively that the authorities, although doubtless

profuse in their apologies and regrets to the Ambassador over the delay,

and unctuous in their promises to settle the issue immediately, never

really intended to stir another finger in this direction. No one

disturbed the official serenity and forthwith the whole question was

permitted to slide and to be forgotten in accordance with German

machinations.

Upon the receipt of the ambassadorial letter I was inclined to stir up

the whole issue for all I knew how, but upon second thoughts I refrained

from pursuing the matter any further. I had thoroughly made up my mind

as to the course of action which I would take, and so concluded that it

would be far better from my point of view to "let sleeping dogs lie." I

think my attitude must have completely disarmed the Germans. To them I

assumed an air of complete resignation, but all the time I was working

silently and zealously towards my own salvation.

At frequent intervals the emissary from the Embassy visited us. He was

invariably received graciously by Baron von Taube, whom we facetiously

dubbed Baron von Facing-both-ways, and other members of his staff to

form as escort through the camp. The representative thus saw and heard

exactly as much as the authorities determined should be the case and

nothing more. Whenever he was disposed to become uncomfortably

inquisitive he was deftly steered clear of the troubled waters. We were

told that we were quite at liberty to speak to the Ambassador if we

desired, but unofficially we were warned to think twice before we took

such a step, the hint being thrown out that it would be better for us to

refrain from talking to him unless first questioned. The shallowness of

the official decree was vividly brought home to us when we were forcibly

confined to barracks, and this frequently occurred while the

ambassadorial visitor was in the camp.

On one occasion complaints concerning the living quarters were made. The

representative came and explained the object of his mission to the

Commanding Officer. Ostensibly this worthy was overwhelmed with surprise

at any such grievance having been formulated, although, as a matter of

fact he knew full well why the representative had called, owing to the

rule concerning all letters being posted unsealed.

The Commanding Officer protestingly laughed at the suggestion that the

living quarters were untenable. But there! The representative could see

for himself. With every semblance of complete complaisance the

representative was escorted into the camp. With unassumed unconcern, but

with deliberate intention, he was accompanied to Barracks 1 or 2, to see

with his own eyes a typical illustration of the living quarters provided

within the camp.

The situation was exceedingly ludicrous, although it was of considerable

moment to us who had lodged the complaint. The representative could not

have been taken to more convenient buildings from the German point of

view. They are the show-barracks of Ruhleben, and certainly are

excellent specimens of the prisoners' quarters. They indubitably served

as a powerful illustration of how prisoners could make themselves

comfortable. They were held up far and wide throughout Ruhleben as a

pattern for all others to copy. One and all of us would willingly have

emulated this attractive model--_if we had possessed the money to spend

upon luxuries!_ Barrack No. 2 is the domicile of the _élite_ and wealthy

of Ruhleben. The prisoners, flush of funds, have been permitted to

gratify every whim and fancy. They have expended large sums of money

upon the purchase of furniture and knick-knacks, the result being

favourably comparable with a smart and fashionable flat, that is if a

flat can be squeezed into a horse-box ten feet square!

The representative was solemnly assured that these barracks were only

typical of the other buildings in the camp. But had the American visitor

walked a few dozen yards upon his own initiative, to enter Barrack 3 or

5, he would have received a convincing demonstration of unprincipled

German lying. There the inmates were compelled, willy-nilly, to lie upon

the floor. At that time beds had not been served to more than one-half

of the prisoners.

During one of these visits the prisoners of Barrack 6 defied authority.

They had petitioned the officials incessantly to improve their quarters

but to no purpose. The cause for the greatest discontent was the

absolute lack of light. The loft was nothing more nor less than a "Black

Hole." On this occasion the tenants had been sent to barracks with the

strict injunction that they were not to come out again until the

ambassadorial inspection had been completed. But the prisoners were not

disposed to permit this deliberate hoodwinking of our protector to

continue indefinitely. The representative had been taken to a typical

[_sic_] barrack to observe the appointments and to satisfy himself

concerning the German efforts which had been made to render the tenants

comfortable. As usual he found no apparent justification for the

complaints which had been made.

He was being escorted to inspect some new latrines which had recently

been completed. To reach the latter point he had to pass Barrack 6, in

which the boys were on the alert to seize the opportunity for which they

had been waiting quietly. When the representative was but a few yards

distant up went the shout in unison, "Come and see our barrack! Come and

see our barrack!"

The guards endeavoured to smother the hail, but for once they were too

slow. The representative heard the cry, stopped, and doubtless impressed

by the vehemence of the invitation, expressed his intention to make an

investigation. I mention this incident to emphasise the point that the

Embassy was always ready to deal fairly with the prisoners, and to prove

that a great deal more would have been done on our behalf had the

visitors been given a freer hand.

The chagrin of the German entourage escorting the ambassadorial deputy

was amusing to observe. Behind his back they frowned, glowered, and

glared fiercely, shook their fists, and muttered stifled incoherent

curses, but when he turned to them they assumed a meekness and

pleasantry which quite disarmed suspicion. Still, their anger, as they

followed him into the building, was so intense as to defy being masked

and afforded us, who were witnessing the episode, the most complete

satisfaction and ill-disguised delight.

The expected happened. The representative entered Barrack 6. He climbed

the rickety staircase leading to the loft with difficulty to dive into

the "Black Hole." He condemned it in unmeasured terms. Apparently he

realised how neatly he had been hoodwinked, he became furious, and in

tones which brooked no argument or discussion, ordered the instant

removal of the prisoners to more congenial surroundings. The officials

were beside themselves with rage at the turn which events had taken, but

they hesitated to give offence. They were profuse in lame excuses and

pleaded that the accommodation in this loft was only temporary. The

German interpretation of the word "temporary" may be gathered from the

fact that this particular loft had been occupied for nearly six months.

But the representative gained the day. The loft was forthwith vacated

and subsequently, when certain improvements had been carried out, was

used only as a schoolroom.

About March, 1915, as previously narrated, we commenced to experience a

severe shortage of bread. We were not receiving sufficient of the staff

of life to keep us alive. The representative drove into the camp one day

to investigate some other matter. When he had departed upon his mission,

accompanied by the inevitable entourage, some of us gathered around his

motor-car which was covered with dust. While one or two were chatting

with the chauffeur one of the party slipped a letter, pointing out our

dire straits and describing how famished we were, beneath the

ambassador's seat, and in such a manner as to compel his attention upon

re-entering the automobile. Another prisoner, with his finger, scrawled

in the dust upon the rear of the tonneau, "We want bread!" while other

notices were chalked up in commanding positions, so as to arrest instant

attention, "For God's sake, give us bread!"

When the German guards spotted the flaming appeal upon the rear of the

car they fussed up in indignant rage. One advanced to obliterate the

damning words, but the chauffeur whipped round the car. He caught sight

of the mute request, and intercepting the officious sentry remarked:--

"You mustn't touch this car! It's the property of the United States

Government!"

The guard pulled himself up sharply, glaring fiercely and evidently

contemplating defiance of the warning. The chauffeur was a white man. He

eyed us quizzically for a moment or two. Realising from our faces that

we were not playing a joke, but ventilating a serious grievance, he

stood between the officious sentry and the vehicle until the

representative returned. The Embassy car drove out of the camp with the

letters still staring out in a gaunt appeal from the thick dust.

Evidently the chauffeur drew the representative's attention to our cry,

while it is only reasonable to suppose that the emissary from the

Embassy discovered the letter which we had secreted beneath his seat,

because an improvement in the allowance of bread immediately ensued.

And so it went on. No trick was too knavish or too despicable to prevent

our guardian learning the truth concerning our plight. He very rarely

walked about unaccompanied. Tongue in cheek, the Germans, who always

were cognisant of the object of his visit, and who had always taken

temporary measures to prove the grievance to be ill-founded, strode

hither and thither with him, throwing knowing glances and winks among

themselves behind the representative's back. Doubtless it was the

successful prosecution of these tactics which persuaded the Embassy to

believe that the majority of our complaints were imaginary and arose

from the circumstance that the inhabitants of Ruhleben would persist in

ignoring the fact that they were the victims of war and not pampered

pets.

One of the most glaring instances of the effective manner in which the

Germans sought to disarm and to outwit an official visitor was narrated

to me by a fellow-prisoner who had been transferred from Sennelager to

Ruhleben. I conclude that the incident must have happened, during the

interregnum when I was "free on Pass" in Cologne. I cannot vouch for the

accuracy of the statement, but I do not think there is the slightest

reason to doubt the word of our compatriot, because he was in Sennelager

at the time and actually passed through the experience. Furthermore it

is typical of Teuton methods in matters pertaining to the treatment of

prisoners.

X---- stated that, despite the havoc wrought during the "Bloody Night"

of September 11, all the prisoners were still herded on the field at

Sennelager until long after my departure. They were exposed to the heavy

rains and were all reduced to a miserable condition. Suddenly an order

came up commanding all prisoners to return instantly to their old

barracks. This sudden manifestation of a humane feeling upon the part of

the Commandant provoked widespread amazement. What had happened?

The surprise of the prisoners became accentuated when they regained the

permanent buildings which had formerly comprised our home. They were

hurried into their quarters and shaken down with incredible speed. Fires

were set going and the unhappy prisoners made themselves comfortable

confident that their trials now were over, and that they were destined

to prolonged residence under weathertight roofs.

The following day an august visitor arrived at the camp. Whether he was

an emissary from the American Embassy or not my informant was unable to

say, for the simple reason that no one knew his identity, and every

precaution was observed to prevent any information upon this matter from

becoming known among the prisoners. Be that as it may he made a detailed

tour of the camp, investigating the arrangements and accommodation

provided for the hapless inhabitants' welfare. Under no circumstances

whatever were the British prisoners permitted to speak to the mysterious

stranger. Any attempt in this direction was sternly and forcibly

suppressed by the guards who swarmed everywhere. Evidently, judging from

his demeanour, the stranger was deeply impressed--and satisfied--with

what he saw with his own eyes.

But the moment he had left the camp the prisoners were paraded and

re-transferred to the field. This story, if accurate, and I see no

reason to doubt its veracity, is interesting from one circumstance. When

we were summarily turned out upon the field by the inhuman Major Bach,

he advanced as his reason for such action that vast numbers of German

recruits were momentarily expected, and that the buildings were required

to house them. But according to the foregoing incident the barracks were

still empty. The lying Commandant of Sennelager Camp was thus condemned

out of his own mouth, while the minute precautions he observed to

prevent the mysterious stranger from learning a word about our

experiences on the field proves that he merely turned us out into the

open, herded like animals in a corral, to satisfy his own personal

cravings for dealing out brutality and torture.

But the most glaring example of German duplicity and astuteness in

throwing our protector off the track provoked Ruhleben to hilarious

merriment, despite the seriousness of our position. Leastways, although

the Teutons may have regarded the movement as one of serious intention,

we regarded it as a deliberate piece of hoodwinking. One morning we were

solemnly informed that the authorities had completed arrangements

whereby every prisoner was to receive a good substantial meat meal once

a week. It was to comprise a chop, potatoes, some other vegetable, and

gravy. It sounded so extraordinarily luxurious and appetising as to

provoke incredulity and caustic comment. Those who, like myself, had

suffered internment in other camps and who had become thoroughly

grounded in Teuton shiftiness and trickery divined that something

unusually crafty and cunning was afoot.

I might mention that by this time Ruhleben comprised a small town of

twenty-three barracks housing a round 4,000 prisoners. This represented

an average of 174 men to a barrack, although, as a matter of fact, some

of the buildings accommodated over 200 men. The culinary arrangements

were fulfilled by only two kitchens. Now, the problem which presented

itself to the minds of the more sophisticated and suspicious prisoners

was this--How would the authorities grapple with the preparation and

serving of 4,000 chops in one day with the cooking facilities available?

Were we to be treated to another staggering example of Germany's

wonderful powers of organisation and management?

The glamour of the proposition suddenly disappeared. We learned that the

"tuck-in" was not to be general throughout the camp on a certain day.

The delight was to be dealt out in instalments, and in such a manner

that so many men would be able to partake of the gorgeous feast upon

each successive day of the week.

So far so good. We in Barrack 5 were among the first to receive the

promised meat meal, which we had been anticipating with ill-disguised

relish. It reached us on the Tuesday. The meal was swallowed greedily

and keenly enjoyed, although the meat was of inferior quality. But I

never saw another chop in our barrack for a month! Crash went another

alluring Teuton promise.

We became inquisitive and to our amusement learned what the more shrewd

and doubting among us had suspected. Sufficient chops were being cooked

every day to ensure so many men regularly receiving the meat meal. Every

man received his chop as promised although he was perhaps compelled to

wait an inordinate time for his turn. As there were twenty-three

barracks with two kitchens to fulfil their demands meat dinners were

being prepared every day. Indeed, the Germans appeared to be always

cooking chops!

It was a masterpiece of German cunning. Whenever a visitor, animated by

desires to ascertain how the prisoners were being treated, visited the

camp he was piloted to the kitchen. There could be seen an imposing

array of chops sizzling and spitting gaily, and emitting an appetizing

aroma. Were prisoners of war ever treated so sumptuously as those at

Ruhleben? The visitor was gravely assured that the chops he saw

represented but a portion of what were being prepared for the prisoners,

in which statement the Germans were perfectly correct, but they artfully

refrained from saying that only a certain number of men received the

dainty dish each day, the idea being to convey the impression that this

was merely the daily routine for the whole of the camp.

It did not matter when the American representative or any other visitor

came into the camp--chops were being cooked. The visitors naturally

concluded that we were being treated in a right royal manner, and one

quite in accordance with the most noble traditions of the German nation.

It never occurred to these visitors, apparently, to make enquiries among

the prisoners to ascertain how they enjoyed their _daily_ meat meal? Had

they done so they would have been surprised.

The German explanations were so verbose and ostensibly so sincere as to

be received without the slightest cavil. Naturally our task-masters

studiously declined to extend any enlightenment upon the matter,

preferring to lull the visitors into a false haven of credibility.

Unfortunately we discovered that we had to pay indirectly for the

delectable dainty and Teuton liberality--the dinners upon the other days

steadily grew worse in quantity, quality, and variety!

We all admire the unceasing efforts which the American Ambassador has,

and still is exerting upon our behalf, and we are extremely thankful for

the many and far-reaching improvements he has wrought. His work is one

of extreme difficulty, demanding unremitting patience, tact, and

impartiality. It must be remembered that he was submitted to an

unceasing bombardment of complaints from 4,000 prisoners, overwrought

from their incarceration, and ready to magnify the slightest

inconvenience into a grievance.

Unfortunately his task is aggravated by the unprincipled lying,

bluffing, and crafty tactics of the German authorities. They have no

more compunction in fooling the American Ambassador than they have in

depriving the prisoners of sufficient food to keep body and soul

together. The task of Mr. Gerard in the immediate future is certain to

become more perplexing, intricate, and delicate, but we hope that he

will prove equal to the occasion.

* * * * *

Early in November, 1915, my arrangements for leaving Ruhleben were so

far advanced that I could scarcely restrain my excitement. On December 6

I disposed of my business. It was of no further use to me. The day for

which I had been waiting so patiently and longingly had dawned at last

and--

_I got home safely!_

Although arrested and tried upon the false, frivolous, trumped-up charge

of being a British spy, I have never been acquitted of that indictment.

It still hangs over my head.

Shortly after reaching home I received a letter from a friend with whom

I had been interned. He secured his release some months before I shook

the dust--and mud--of Ruhleben from my feet. On the day we parted he

sympathised deeply with me at the prospect of being condemned to

languish in the hands of the enemy until the clash of arms had died

down. I did not seek to disillusion him, although, even at that time, I

had made up my mind to get away by hook or by crook.

This former fellow-prisoner had heard of my safe return to my own

fireside. The envelope contained nothing beyond his visiting card,

across the back of which he had scrawled, "How the devil did you get

out?"

But that is another story.

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