A PRECOCIOUS INFANT.

"Will any kind lady adopt nice healthy baby girl, 6 weeks old,

good parentage; seen London."--_Times_.

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"The King has given £100 to the Victoria Station free buffet

for sailors and soldiers."--_The Times_.

In the days of RICHARD I. it was a commoner who furnished the King in

this respect. _Vide_ Sir WALTER SCOTT'S _Ivanhoe_, vol. ii., chap.

9: "Truly, friend," said the Friar, clenching his huge fist, "I will

bestow a buffet on thee."

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[Illustration: _Prisoner_ (_on his dignity_). "BUT YOU VOS NOT KNOW

VOT I AM. I AM A SERGEANT-MAJOR IN DER PRUSSIAN GUARD."

_Tommy_. "WELL, WOT ABAHT IT? I'M A PRIVATE IN THE WEST KENTS."]

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