When daddy got into church he said to the kids,--

'It's much too hot to stay indoors this lovely day, we'll all go out and

sit in the shade in the meadow.'

The children were frightfully bucked, and when they were all seated

daddy said,--

'Now, somebody choose a hymn.'

Tommy Vellacott said he would like the one about the little boy who

stole the old gentleman's watch. Father, with great difficulty,

discovered that he meant

'The old man, meek and mild.

The Priest of Israel slept.

_His watch_ the Temple child

The little Levite _kept_.'

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