Charlie—"Well, that's funny."

* * * * *

Student in apicultural class at agricultural college—"Professor, why

is it dangerous for a person with the blues to go into an apiary?"

Professor (perplexed)—"I do not know; the text-books do not say

anything on the subject."

Student (with much glee)—Because bees are said to have a preference

for blue!

* * * * *

"To be or not to be stung," might have been written by Shakespeare

instead of all that stuff about shuffling off this mortal coil, that

school boys are so fond of spouting on declamation days. If he had said

that about the bees, and a little more too, we might now be classing

the Bard of Avon as something of a bee-keeper; and perhaps we would be

having a peep into his immortal works through the pages of our friend,

_Gleanings_.

* * * * *

Mr. Maybee—I have read that a professor in one of our agricultural

colleges says that there is considerable difference between the sting

of a wasp and that of a bee.

Mrs. M.—I am not willing to take that learned man's word for it, as I

was stung by both, and did not see the difference; both are too hot for

me.

_LANGSTROTH FUND._

[For years, bee-keepers have felt that they owed the Rev. L.

L. Langstroth—the Father of American bee-culture—a debt

that they can never very well pay, for his invention of

the Movable-Frame Hive which so completely revolutionized

bee-keeping throughout all the world. In order that his few

remaining years may be made as happy and as comfortable as

possible, we feel that we should undertake a plan by which

those bee-keepers who consider it a privilege as well as

a duty, might have an opportunity to contribute something

toward a fund that should be gathered and forwarded to

Father Langstroth as a slight token of their appreciation,

and regard felt for him by bee-keepers everywhere. No amount

above $1.00 is expected from any person at one time—but any

sum, however large or small, we will of course receive and

turn over to Father L. All receipts will be acknowledged

here.—ED.]

List of Contributors.

Previously Reported $79 95

Margaret Swain, Pendleton, Ind. 50

Ed. Weidner, Earlville, Ills. 1 00

Scott LaMont, Jarrett, Minn. 90

Wm. Kittinger, Caledonia, Wis. 1 00

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Total $83 35

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