_Argument between Pat and Captain Corbet.--Meeting between Captain
Corbet and the Antelope.--Pat alone with the Baby.--Corbet becomes an
Exile, and vanishes into a Fog Bank._
PAT walked briskly, and in due time arrived at Captain Corbet’s house.
He knocked at the door.
“Come in,” said a voice.
He entered, and found himself face to face with the one whom he wished
to see. The aged navigator was seated near a cradle, gently tilting
the rocker with his foot, and thus giving to it an easy and agreeable
motion. There was a smile of peace on Corbet’s mild countenance, which
deepened into a smile of welcome as he recognized Pat.
“Why, how d’ye dew?” he exclaimed. “Railly, I’m delighted to see you.
Take a cheer.”
“Thank ye, kindly,” said Pat; “but it’s a hurry I’m in, and I’ve jist
brought a message for you from the b’ys.”
“The boys?”
“Yis. They want you at the wharf.”
“Me?”
“Yis; it’s dyin to see you they are.”
“The boys--dyin to see me at the wharf?” repeated Captain Corbet,
slowly.
“It’s that same they are doin, and they sint me to bring you down.”
“Wal, that’s a pity, now,” said Captain Corbet. “I’m railly pained. I
wish I could go. But you see the old ’oman’s out; gone to see a nevey of
hern that’s jest took down with the influenzy, an I’m alone, an’ got
to take car’ of the babby.”
“Ah, sure now an ye must go,” said Pat, entreatingly. “Look at me; sure
an didn’t I run all the way up from the wharf for ye.”
“Wal, railly now, I’d do anythin to oblige the boys, but you see thar’s
the babby, a delicate creatur, an’ the old ’oman away. But what do the
boys want to see me for?”
“Sure, an it’s for matthers av the greatest importance intoirely, so it
is.”
“But thar’s no use for me to go down, I tell you. You go down, and get
them to come up.”
“Och, sure an the businiss won’t allow thim to come up at all, at all.”
“O, yes, it will. ’Tain’t likely they have anything so dreadful
important but what some of them can come here.”
“But I tell ye this businiss must be transacted on the wharf,” said Pat,
earnestly. “It’s on the wharf it must be done, so it is.”
“The wharf? I don’t see that exactly. What is the business?”
“Why, why--it’s--it’s a kind av a--a--tis-timonial, sure; an there you
have it.”
“A testimonial?--railly--wal, now, that’s rail kind. But couldn’t the
boys come up here--or postpone it?”
“Sorra a bit of that same culd they do,” said Pat. “It’s all got to be
done on the wharf, and this evenin so it has.”
“On the wharf?”
“Sure, it’s jist that same, so it is.”
“An this evenin?”
“Sorra a time else.”
“What kin it be?” said Captain Corbet, meditatively, lost in wonder at
the mystery that surrounded Pat’s message. He leaned his head upon his
hand, while his foot still jogged the cradle, and sat for a time lost in
thought.
But Pat’s impatience could not endure the delay.
“O, come along,” said he; “sure it’s all one to you.”
“But I can’t,” said the captain. “You forget the babby.”
“I’ll tell you what to do,” said Pat, as a bright thought struck him;
“bring the baby wid you.”
Captain Corbet stared for a moment at Pat in silent horror.
“What!” he cried, “bring _him_ with me! Expose that per-recious head to
the evenin damp! Why, d’ye think I’m made of _iron?_”
Pat at this gave up, and began to despair of moving Corbet from his
house.
“If ye o’ny knowed,” said he, at last, resuming his effort,--“if ye o’ny
knowed what it was, ye’d go fast enough.”
“Knowed what it was? Why, didn’t you say what it was?”
“Not me, sure.”
“Yes, you did.”
“Niver a bit of it.”
“You said it was a testimonial.”
“Well, an did I tell you what kind of a testimonial it wor? Not me.”
“Wal, tell me now.”
“Will ye go if I do?”
“How can I go?”
“Take the baby along wid ye, sure. It’s aisy enough.”
“That thar’s not possible. I’ll tell you. Wait, and p’aps the ole
’oman ’ll be hum soon.”
“Wait? But we can’t wait. It must be done the night.”
“What?”
“Sure, the businiss.”
“The testimonial? Why can’t it be kept?”
“You see, it’s a kind av a present; something that ye’ll value next to
yer child, so ye will.”
“Dew tell. Wal, now, railly; why, what upon airth _kin_ that be?” said
Captain Corbet, whose curiosity began to be more excited than it had
hitherto been.
“I’m not allowed to tell,” said Pat, mysteriously.
“Why, railly! Why, how extra particular! But come now, tell a leetle of
it.”
“I can’t,” said Pat; “but if you want to know, ye must go to the wharf.”
“Somethin,” mused Captain Corbet. “Somethin you say that I’ll vally nex
to my babby. Why, what upon airth _kin_ it be? I declare I never was so
cur’ous in my hull life; an you wun’t tell.”
“No,” said Pat.
“Wun’t?”
“No.”
“Honor bright?”
“Honor bright.”
“Wal, what _kin_ I dew?” cried Captain Corbet. “I can’t leave the
infant’s bedside. I couldn’t take ten steps away, and leave him here.
What _kin_ I do?”
“I’ll tell you,” cried Pat, at last, after some silence, and with an air
of desperate determination. “I’ll stay wid him, and you go down.”
“_You_ stay?”
“Yis, mesilf. He’s asleep. He won’t wake. I’ll rock him. It’ll be all
right. And you hurry down, an hurry back.”
Captain Corbet looked a long time in doubt at Pat, meditating over this
singular proposal.
“Wal,” said he, at last, “railly--it’s desput kind in you--but--a
feyther’s feelins--air desput delicate things--but as you say--he’s
asleep--bress his pooty face!--an he’ll stay asleep--and you’ll rock
him--an watch over his infant slumbers. And I’m desput cur’ous--and
so--why, railly, I declar’ ef I hain’t got half a mind to go--jest to
please the boys.”
“Do,” said Pat, earnestly; “an make haste about it, too, for they’re
dyin wid impatience, so they are.”
Captain Corbet gave an uneasy glance all around.
“Ah, come now, hurry up,” urged Pat, “an don’t be all night about it.”
“I feel dreadful oneasy,” said Captain Corbet, “about’ what I’m agoin
for to do.”
“Onaisy, is it? Nonsense! Won’t I be here? Am I a Injin?”
“You’ll be kerful then--will ye?” said Captain Corbet, anxiously.
“Sure an I will.”
“An watch him?”
“Av coorse. But sure an he’s sleepin like a lamb; he’ll need no care or
watchin.”
“An you think I railly may ventoor, jest to please the boys.”
“O, yis, av coorse; on’y don’t wait any longer.”
Captain Corbet drew a deep breath, as though to summon up all his
fortitude for the ordeal before him.
“Wal,” he said, “I will. I’ll make the plunge. But be kerful; watch. An
of he stirs, rock him; an ef he stirs more, rock him harder; but ef he
stirs more, so as to be likely to wake, you must sing to him; an ef he
actilly doos wake, then you’ll have to take him up and nuss him. Ef
he still con-tennoos to wail,”--and here the captain’s voice
faltered,--“you must walk up and down with him; ef he don’t stop then,
sing and play with the furnitoor; and finally, ef nothin else’ll quiet
him, thar’s his bowl an his bessed supper on the table, an you must feed
him. But how can I bar to leave him, and trust all this to you--?”
“O, nonsense!” cried Pat; “sure an he won’t wake at all, at all; an if
he does, I’ll do everythin that you say, an more by the same token.”
“You will?”
“Av coorse.”
“Then I think I may ventoor,” said Captain Corbet.
“Do, an be quick. Ah, now, none of that,” cried Pat, as the fond father
stooped over the cradle of his infant. “Sure ye’ll wake him, so ye will.
Hurry off.”
“Wal, I was just goin to kiss him--but p’aps I’d better not,--so I’ll
go.”
And with these words Captain Corbet tore himself away from the cradle,
and left the house.
He walked with rapid strides, yet his breast was a prey to contending
feelings. On the one hand, he was exceedingly curious to know what it
was that the boys had for him, and he was also anxious to gratify them;
but then, on the other hand, he was disturbed about his baby, and
full of fear lest some evil might befall him during his absence. His
progress, which at first was rapid, soon slackened, and then grew
slower, and finally stopped altogether. He turned irresolutely, and
looked back. But all was still. This encouraged him to resume his
journey. Again and again he turned and looked back, and each time he was
reassured. At last he descended the hill, and his home could no longer
be seen. Even then he stopped, and looked back several times, as though
he expected that a cry from his deserted infant might meet his ears.
But no cry came, and he went on. At length he came to the village, and
finding himself thus far committed to his journey, he concluded that
it would be better to make haste, so as to be back as soon as possible.
With this resolve he set off at a run, and soon reached the wharf.
Scarcely had he made his appearance when a wild cheer arose. At first
the captain could see nothing but a crowd of boys, who gathered round
him, shouting and cheering. Partly inquisitive and partly bewildered,
he looked from one to the other with inquiring yet puzzled glances,
and said not a word. But the boys did not keep him long in suspense.
Thronging around him, they took his arms, and half led, half urged him
onward to the river bank, where full before him floated the Antelope.
Even then, perhaps, Captain Corbet might not have noticed the schooner,
had it not been for the cries and gestures of the boys.
The effect of this sudden and unexpected sight, as he realized its
meaning, was overwhelming. He started, he stared, he rubbed his eyes,
he looked at the boys, then at the Antelope, then at the boys again, and
then once more at the Antelope. He could not speak a word. He stared in
utter amazement. His belief in her complete and hopeless loss had been
perfect; and now to see her floating before him was an overwhelming
sight that deprived him of the power of speech. His emotion was so
great that his aged form trembled visibly. He burst into tears; and then
turning towards the boys without speaking a word, he went around among
them, shaking hands with every one of them most earnestly.
“Thar,” said he, at last, as he drew a long breath, “I don’t think I
ever in all my born days saw a day like this here. An who did it? Did
youns do it all--every bit?”
“We did some of it,” said Bart; “but it was Captain Pratt that did the
most of it. If it hadn’t been for him, it couldn’t have been done at
all.”
“Captain Pratt? Bless his benevolent sperrit; Take me to him. Whar is
he? I want to thank him.”
“O, he’s up in the village somewhere.”
“An so this was the occasion you wanted me for? Wal, railly. And here’s
the Antelope--an here am I gazing upon her well-remembered form!”
Captain Corbet spoke these words meditatively, and then made an effort
to climb on board. This he soon succeeded in doing. Thereupon he feasted
his eyes upon the schooner, examining her in every part.
“Muddy,” said he, solemnly. “Muddy, yet lively, and fit for more vyges,
so soon as you get rigged up and repaired.”
“Boys,” he continued, after a long silence, standing on the deck of the
Antelope, and addressing his young friends,--“boys, you onman me, an the
aged Corbet relapses intew a kine o’ second childhood, for I hed given
her up for lost. I hed seen in her ruination a warnin to me that I was
to desert forevermore the rolling ocean, and confind myself to hum. But
this here day an hour shows me that I have vyges yet in store, an my
feelins now are ony purest jy. For the Antelope bore me o’er the briny
deep for over twenty year, in sickness and health, with taters, an I
always counted on our livin an dyin together. Her loss, when I thought
her lost, was terewly a sunderation of my heartstrings. I felt her dume
was mine. But now I see her raised up out of her muddy bed of mortial
illness, an brought up, and set right side up, to walk the waters like
a creetur of life, with taters. Boys, emotion overcomes me. Boys, adoo!
Boys, other feelins swell within my busum. Boys, thar is one at home
that demands my return,--one known to most of ye,--about whom I feel
dreadful anxious, bein as I’ve ben and left him in onexperienced hands,
an me not knowin but he’s cryin his perecious eyes out this moment.
Boys, adoo! You have a parient’s gratitood!”
With these words the venerable Corbet left the schooner, and after
shaking hands with a few of them, hurried home as fast as he could,
while the boys, feeling now that their work was at length complete,
returned to the school.
Meanwhile Pat had been left alone with the baby.
Pat knew nothing whatever about the care of babies, and had volunteered
the charge of this one out of the kindness of his heart, never supposing
that he would be called on to display any of the qualities of a
nurse. In this, as in many other cases, ignorance made him rash in his
enterprise.
For about half an hour all went on well; and Pat, after jogging the
cradle for a little while, grew tired, and amused himself with looking
around the room.
But from these pursuits he was roused by a movement on the part of the
baby. Back, then, he darted to the cradle, with a vague fear that the
baby would wake, and began rocking it vigorously. But such very vigorous
treatment as this, instead of lulling the wakeful infant back again to
the land of sleep, only roused him the more.
Pat, therefore, cherishing in his memory all of Captain Corbet’s
directions, did as he had been ordered, and rocked the cradle harder.
But the baby only grew wider awake, and began to murmur and fret.
“Woroo!--this’ll niver do, at all, at all,” said Pat. “He towld me to
sing if it grew worse,--so sing it is, and here goes.”
Whereupon Pat began a wild, shrill, crooning chant, about some personage
named Biddy Malone, whose eventful history, however, he was not able to
complete, for the baby, waking wide up, began to cry very vociferously.
“Sure an it’s all up wid me!” said Pat. “What-iver I’ll do not a one
of me knows, at all, at all. He said if he got worse to take him up. I
don’t know about it,--but--how and iver, here goes.” So stooping down,
with the best intentions in the world, Pat took the baby up in his arms,
and put it on his knee, in the hope that this plan might succeed in
sending it off to sleep.
But it didn’t succeed any better than the other plans, for whether the
baby was fastidious and didn’t like Pat’s treatment, or whether Pat
handled him too roughly, or whether he was hungry and wanted food, or
ill and wanted nursing,--whichever of these it was,--certain it is that
the moment Pat took him up he sent forth a cry that struck terror to
Pat’s soul, and made the welkin ring.
“Och, murther! murther!” said Pat. “What iver’ll I do at all wid it? An
me to be here for more than two good hours! Whis-s-sh, then, I tell ye!
Arrah, will ye niver be quiet? What’ll I do at all, at all. Sure an he
said to walk about wid it. That same I’ll do this minute.”
So Pat rose from the chair and proceeded to walk about the room. But the
new treatment did no good. On the contrary, the baby cried harder.
It is to be feared that Pat’s handling was rougher than what the baby
had been accustomed to, and that Pat’s patience being quite exhausted,
prevented any gentleness in his treatment of his ten--der charge. And so
it was that the baby bawled, and Pat groaned, and was completely at his
wit’s end.
“Och, but it’s nearly dead an kilt I am,” cried Pat, at last. “What was
it that he said to do next? He said to sing, and knock the furniture
about, so he did. It’s the racket that’ll soothe him,--deed an it
is,--and that’s what I’ll thry.”
With this Pat began another song, a little livelier than the last; and
walking about the room, he began to knock upon the furniture. He upset
two chairs, he beat upon a tin pan, he rapped the poker against the
stove-pipe, he rattled the leaf of the table, he kicked over a small
table and several stools, he rolled tin kettles about the floor, until
at last the room presented an appearance that made it seem as if a mad
bull had been there kicking indiscriminately. But notwithstanding Pat’s
efforts, he could not succeed. The baby, who at first had been silent
for a few moments, perhaps from astonishment, now began louder, wilder,
and more passionate cries, till the noise from those small lungs drowned
the uproar that Pat was making.
“Och, murther!” cried Pat, at last. “Sure it’s bothered I am, and dead
bate intirely. Whativer I’ll do now it ud take more’n me to tell. Sure
an I’ve made all the noise I know. What’ll I do now? There’s the feed;
he said so, he did, an I’ll thry it.”
It was Pat’s last resort, and he tried it. The bowl was there where
Captain Corbet had pointed it out. Pat seized it, and taking the spoon,
offered it to the baby. But the baby treated his offer with scorn. He
opened his mouth indeed, but it was only to let forth a yell so loud,
so long, and withal so passionate, that the spoon fell from Pat’s hands
upon the floor, while the bowl which he had been trying to balance on
his knee, followed with a crash.
Pat jumped up, still holding the baby, and walked wildly about, singing
at the top of his voice, and renewing the useless racket. He went to
the door and looked wildly down the road, hoping to see some signs of
Captain Corbet, though time had not yet elapsed sufficient for him to
reach the schooner. Then he returned to the room. Then he tried the
cradle again, then walking, and again the cradle, and then once more
walking.
So the time passed.
At length, on looking down the road, he saw a female. She was walking
up it, and would soon come near the house. On this woman he hung all his
hopes. Perhaps she was Mrs. Corbet herself. The thought filled him with
joy. If not, if she was a stranger, he determined to arrest her, and
make her soothe the frantic child.
The house stood back from the road about fifty yards. Pat watched
through the window the motions of the approaching female, himself
unseen. She drew nearer. At last her ears caught the cries of the baby.
Her brows contracted. She walked faster. She reached the gate. She
turned in.
“I’t’s herself!” cried Pat.
He sprang to the cradle, and laid the screaming child inside. Then he
sprang to the back door, and, closing it, stood outside, peeping through
the key-hole to see the result.
The woman entered with surprise on her face. She looked all around. She
called “Corbet! Corbet!” in an angry voice. But no Corbet replied. Then
she went to the cradle, and took the baby in her arms, looking around
with wonder in her eyes. Then she soothed the baby, which speedily
became quiet.
“It’s Mrs. Corbet!” muttered Pat. “It’s herself! I’m safe! I’m free!
I’ll run! Hurroo!”
And with these words he skipped away, and never stopped till he reached
his own room.
That evening the boys, on their return to the hill, were very curious to
know how Pat had fared with the baby. Captain Corbet had hinted that he
had left his child under Pat’s care, and many conjectures had been made
as to the success of the new nurse. Pat, however, shunned the public eye
for that evening, so that it was not until the following day that they
had a chance of asking him about his experience. At first Pat fought
them off, and returned evasive answers; but gradually he disclosed all.
The curiosity of the boys then turned towards the meeting that may have
taken place between the indignant Mrs. Corbet and the innocent captain
on his return. But of the nature of that meeting they were destined
to remain in ignorance. All was left to conjecture, and such powerful
imaginations as theirs supplied them with many vivid fancy sketches
of scenes wherein figured the justly irate wife, and the injured, yet
forbearing, Corbet.
Time passed on, until at length one afternoon a thrill of excitement was
thrown over the playground by the appearance of Corbet himself. Like
all popular favorites, he was received with an uproarious greeting. He
accepted the tribute with a mild and pensive countenance, and by his
manner showed that something unusual was going to take place. What that
was they soon learned. With a moistened eye, and not without emotion, he
informed them that he was shortly about to leave them, and had come down
for the especial purpose of bidding them good by.
This announcement was received with astonishment and sorrow. Upon
further questioning they learned that he was going to take a cargo of
potatoes to Boston.
“Yes, boys,” said he, mournfully, “the aged Corbet must again become
a wanderer with taters, his home the heavin billow, an his destination
Bosting. An individool of his years mought have hoped to rest his aged
bones under his own roof a nussin of his babby; but Fate an the wife
of his boosum stud clean agin it, tickerlarly the latter, bein a high
sperrit an given to domineerin. So it hev kem abeout that sence the
resurrection of the schewner she have fairly druv me from my natyve
hearthstun, to temp the dangerous wave, an cross the briny main. Hence
my departoor with taters. All air ready. My boat air on the shore, an my
bark air on the sea. Not that I regret the restoration of the schewner.
I may be sundered far from my babby, but this I will say, that in the
cabing of the Antelope reigns peace! Ef I can’t press my babby in my
parential arms, I can hold his image in my pinin boosum. Besides, I can
make money for his footoor years, which, sence I’ve ben disappinted
in the Frenchman’s money-hole, ain’t to be sneezed at. Ony when any of
youns goes an gits married, as some of you may some time dew,--take the
word of an exile, and look out for temper!”
Here Captain Corbet paused, and appeared somewhat agitated. He then
prepared to bid them farewell. But the boys would not listen to this.
His farewell should take place elsewhere. He was going to leave on the
next day; and as that day was Saturday, they promised to be down at the
wharf to see him off.
The schooner was to sail in the afternoon, and all the boys were on
the spot punctually, immediately after dinner. Soon Corbet made his
appearance. The meek, the gentle, and the venerable navigator looked
upon them all with a mournful smile.
“You know the song you made, boys?” said he, sadly,
“Should Captain Corbet be forgot,