CHAPTER XV.

There is no moment in the life of man, when he is so keenly sensitive

on the subject of the perfection of his mistress, as that in which he

completely admits her power. All his jealousy is actively alive to the

smallest shade of fault, although his feelings so much indispose him to

see any blemish. Betts Shoreham felt an unpleasant pang, even--yes, it

amounted to a pang--for in a few moments he would have offered his

hand--and men cannot receive any drawback with indifference at such an

instant--he felt an unpleasant pang, then, as the idea crossed his mind

that Mademoiselle Hennequin could be so violently affected by a feeling

as unworthy as that of envy. He had passed several years abroad, and

had got the common notion about the selfishness of the French, and more

particularly their women, and his prejudices took the alarm. But his

love was much the strongest, and soon looked down the distrust, however

reasonable, under the circumstances, the latter might have appeared to

a disinterested and cool-headed observer. He had seen so much meek and

pure-spirited self-denial; so much high principle in the conduct of

Mademoiselle Hennequin, during an intimacy which had now lasted six

months, that no passing feeling of doubt, like the one just felt, could

unsettle the confidence created by her virtues. I know it may take more

credit than belongs to most pocket-handkerchiefs, to maintain the

problem of the virtues of a French governess--a class of unfortunate

persons that seem doomed to condemnation by all the sages of our modern

imaginative literature. An English governess, or even an American

governess, if, indeed, there be such a being in nature, may be every

thing that is respectable, and prudent, and wise, and good; but the

French governess has a sort of ex-officio moral taint about her, that

throws her without the pale of literary charities. Nevertheless, one or

two of the most excellent women I have ever known, have been French

governesses, though I do not choose to reveal what this particular

individual of the class turned out to be in the end, until the moment

for the denouement of her character shall regularly arrive.

There was not much time for Betts Shoreham to philosophize, and

speculate on female caprices and motives, John Monson making his

appearance in as high evening dress as well comported with what is

called "republican simplicity." John was a fine looking fellow, six

feet and an inch, with large whiskers, a bushy head of hair, and

particularly white teeth. His friend was two inches shorter, of much

less showy appearance, but of a more intellectual countenance, and of

juster proportions. Most persons, at first sight, would praise John

Monson's person and face, but all would feel the superiority of Betts

Shoreham's, on an acquaintance. The smile of the latter, in particular,

was as winning and amiable as that of a girl. It was that smile, on the

one hand, and his active, never dormant sympathy for her situation, on

the other, which, united, had made such an inroad on the young

governess's affections.

"It's deuced cold, Betts," said John, as he came near the fire; "this

delightful country of ours has some confounded hard winters. I wonder

if it be patriotic to say, OUR winters?"

"It's all common property, Monson--but, what have become of your sister

and Mademoiselle Hennequin? They were both here a minute since, and

have vanished like--"

"What?--ghosts!--no, you dare not call them THAT, lest their spirits

take it in dudgeon. Julie is no ghost, though she is sometimes so

delicate and ethereal, and as for Henny--"

"Who?" exclaimed Betts, doubting if his ears were true.

"Henny, Tote and Moll's governess. Whom do you think I could mean,

else? I always call her Henny, en famille, and I look upon you as

almost one of us since our travels."

{en famille = at home}

"I'm sure I can scarcely be grateful enough, my dear fellow--but, you

do not call her so to her face?"

"Why--no--perhaps not exactly in her very teeth--and beautiful teeth

she has, Betts--Julie's won't compare with them."

"Miss Monson has fine teeth, notwithstanding. Perhaps Mademoiselle

Hennequin--"

"Yes, Henny has the best teeth of any girl I know. They are none of

your pearls--some pearls are yellowish, you know--but they are teeth;

just what ought to be in a handsome girl's mouth. I have no objection

to pearls in a necklace, or in the pockets, but TEETH are what are

wanted in a mouth, and Henny has just the finest set I know of."

Betts Shoreham fidgetted at the "Henny," and he had the weakness, at

the moment, to wish the young governess were not in a situation to be

spoken of so unceremoniously. He had not time to express this feeling,

before John Monson got a glimpse of me, and had me under examination

beneath the light of a very powerful lamp. I declare that, knowing his

aversion to our species, I felt a glow in all my system at the

liberties he was taking.

"What have we here?" exclaimed John Monson, in surprise; "has Miss

Flowergarden made a call, and is this her card?"

"I believe that pocket-handkerchief belongs to your sister," answered

Betts, drily, "if that be what you mean."

"Jule! well, I am sorry to hear it. I did hope that no sister of MINE

would run into any such foolish extravagance--do you own it, Jule?" who

entered the room at that instant--"is this bit of a rag yours, or is it

not more likely to be Henny's?"

"Bit of a rag!" cried the sister, snatching me dexterously out of the

spoiler's hands; "and 'Henny,' too! This is not a bit of a rag, sir,

but a very pretty pocket-handkerchief, and you must very well know that

Mademoiselle Hennequin is not likely to be the owner of any thing as

costly."

"And what did it cost, pray? At least tell me THAT, if nothing else."

"I shall not gratify your curiosity, sir--a lady's wardrobe is not to

be dissected in this manner."

"Pray, sir, may I ask," Mr. Monson now coming in, "did you pay for

Jule's handkerchief? Hang me, if I ever saw a more vulgar thing in my

life."

"The opinion is not likely to induce me to say yes," answered the

father, half-laughing, and yet half-angry at his son's making such

allusions before Betts--"never mind him, my dear; the handkerchief is

not half as expensive as his own cigars."

"It shall be as thoroughly smoked, nevertheless," rejoined John, who

was as near being spoilt, and escaping, as was at all necessary. "Ah,

Julie, Julie, I'm ashamed of thee."

This was an inauspicious commencement for an evening from which so much

happiness had been anticipated, but Mrs. Monson coming down, and the

carriages driving to the door, Mademoiselle Hennequin was summoned, and

the whole party left the house.

As a matter of course, it was a little out of the common way that the

governess was asked to make one, in the invitations given to the

Monsons. But Mademoiselle Hennequin was a person of such perfect bon

ton, had so thoroughly the manners of a lady, and was generally reputed

so accomplished, that most of the friends of the family felt themselves

bound to notice her. There was another reason, too, which justice

requires I should relate, though it is not so creditable to the young

lady, as those already given. From some quarter, or other, a rumor had

got abroad that Miss Monson's governess was of a noble family, a

circumstance that I soon discovered had great influence in New York,

doubtless by way of expiation for the rigid democratical notions that

so universally pervade its society. And here I may remark, en passant,

that while nothing is considered so disreputable in America as to be

"aristocratic" a word of very extensive signification, as it embraces

the tastes, the opinions, the habits, the virtues, and sometimes the

religion of the offending party--on the other hand, nothing is so

certain to attract attention as nobility. How many poor Poles have I

seen dragged about and made lions of, merely because they were reputed

noble, though the distinction in that country is pretty much the same

as that which exists in one portion of this great republic, where one

half the population is white, and the other black; the former making

the noble, and the latter the serf.

{make one = be included; bon ton = superior manners and culture; notice

her = include her socially; "aristocratic" = Cooper was hypersensitive

to accusations of being "aristocratic"; poor Poles = since his days in

Paris in the early 1830s, Cooper had befriended and aided Poles fleeing

Russian domination of their homeland}

"What an exceedingly aristocratic pocket-handkerchief Miss Monson has

this evening," observed Mrs. G. to Mr. W., as we passed into Mrs.

Leamington's rooms, that evening; "I don't know when I've seen any

thing so aristocratic in society."

"The Monsons are very aristocratic in all things; I understand they

dine at six."

"Yes," put in Miss F., "and use finger bowls every day."

"How aristocratic!"

"Very--they even say that since they have come back from Europe, the

last time, matters are pushed farther than ever. The ladies insist on

kneeling at prayers, instead of inclining, like all the rest of the

world."

"Did one ever hear of any thing so aristocratic!"

"They DO say, but I will not vouch for its truth, that Mr. and Mrs.

Monson insist on all their children calling them 'father' and 'mother,'

instead of 'pa' and 'ma.'"

"Why, Mr. W., that is downright monarchical, is it not?"

"It's difficult to say what is, and what is not monarchical,

now-a-days; though I think one is pretty safe in pronouncing it

anti-republican."

"It is patriarchal, rather," observed a wit, who belonged to the group.

Into this "aristocratical" set I was now regularly introduced. Many

longing and curious eyes were drawn toward me, though the company in

this house was generally too well bred to criticise articles of dress

very closely. Still, in every country, aristocracy, monarchy, or

democracy, there are privileged classes, and in all companies

privileged persons. One of the latter took the liberty of asking Julia

to leave me in her keeping, while the other danced, and I was thus

temporarily transferred to a circle, in which several other

pocket-handkerchiefs had been collected, with a view to compare our

several merits and demerits. The reader will judge of my surprise,

when, the examination being ended, and the judgment being rendered

altogether in my favor, I found myself familiarly addressed by the name

that I bore in the family circle, or, as No. 7; for

pocket-handkerchiefs never speak to each other except on the principle

of decimals. It was No. 12, or my relative of the extreme cote gauche,

who had strangely enough found his way into this very room, and was now

lying cheek by jowl with me again, in old Mrs. Eyelet's lap. Family

affection made us glad to meet, and we had a hundred questions to put

to each other in a breath.

{cote gauche = left wing, politically}

No. 12 had commenced life a violent republican, and this simply because

he read nothing but republican newspapers; a sufficiently simple

reason, as all know who have heard both sides of any question. Shortly

after I was purchased by poor, dear Adrienne, a young American traveler

had stepped into the magasin, and with the recklessness that

distinguishes the expenditures of his countrymen, swept off half a

dozen of the family at one purchase. Accident gave him the liberal end

of the piece, a circumstance to which he never would have assented had

he known the fact, for being an attache of the legation of his own

country, he was ex officio aristocratic. My brother amused me

exceedingly with his account of the indignation he felt at finding

himself in a very hot-bed of monarchical opinions, in the set at the

American legation. What rendered these diplomates so much the more

aristocratic, was the novelty of the thing, scarcely one of them having

been accustomed to society at home. After passing a few months in such

company, my brother's boss, who was a mere traveling diplomatist, came

home and began to run a brilliant career in the circles of New York, on

the faith of a European reputation. Alas! there is in

pocket-handkerchief nature a disposition to act by contraries. The

"more you call, the more I won't come" principle was active in poor No.

12's mind, and he had not been a month in New York society, before he

came out an ultra monarchist. New York society has more than one of

these sudden political conversions to answer for. It is such a thorough

development of the democratic principle, that the faith of few

believers is found strong enough to withstand it. Every body knows how

much a prospect varies by position. Thus, you shall stand on the

aristocratic side of a room filled with company, and every thing will

present a vulgar and democratic appearance; or, vice versa, you shall

occupy a place among the oi polloi, and all is aristocratic, exclusive,

and offensive. So it had proved with my unfortunate kinsman. All his

notions had changed; instead of finding the perfection he had preached

and extolled so long, he found nothing to admire, and every thing to

condemn. In a word, never was a pocket-handkerchief so miserable, and

that, too, on grounds so philosophical and profound, met with, on its

entrance into active life. I do believe, if my brother could have got

back to France, he would have written a book on America, which, while

it overlooked many vices and foibles that deserve to be cut up without

mercy, would have thrown even de Tocqueville into the shade in the way

of political blunders. But I forbear; this latter writer being

unanswerable among those neophytes who having never thought of their

own system, unless as Englishmen, are overwhelmed with admiration at

finding any thing of another character advanced about it. At least,

such are the sentiments entertained by a very high priced

pocket-handkerchief.

{magasin = shop; ex-officio = by virtue of his position--Cooper

frequently criticized American diplomats for taking on the conservative

views of the monarchial governments to which they were accredited; oi

polloi = common people, rabble (Greek); de Tocqueville = Alexis de

Tocqueville = French writer (1805-1859), famous for his account of

American culture, "Democracy in America" (1835 and 1840)--Cooper had

provided Tocqueville with letters of introduction for his 1832 American

visit, but resented the extreme admiration accorded his book}

Mademoiselle Hennequin, I took occasion to remark, occupied much of the

attention of Betts Shoreham, at Mrs. Leamington's ball. They understood

each other perfectly, though the young man could not get over the

feeling created by the governess's manner when she first met with me.

Throughout the evening, indeed, her eye seemed studiously averted from

me, as if she struggled to suppress certain sentiments or sensations,

that she was unwilling to betray. Now, these sentiments, if sentiments

they were, or sensations, as they were beyond all dispute, might be

envy--repinings at another's better fortunes--or they might be excited

by philosophical and commendable reflections touching those follies

which so often lead the young and thoughtless into extravagance. Betts

tried hard to believe them the last, though, in his inmost heart, he

would a thousand times rather that the woman he loved should smile on a

weakness of this sort, in a girl of her own age, than that she should

show herself to be prematurely wise, if it was wisdom purchased at the

expense of the light-heartedness and sympathies of her years and sex.

On a diminished scale, I had awakened in his bosom some such uneasy

distrust as the pocket-handkerchief of Desdemona is known to have

aroused in that of the Moor.

{Shakespeare, "Othello"}

Nor can I say that Julia Monson enjoyed herself as much as she had

anticipated. Love she did not Betts Shoreham; for that was a passion

her temperament and training induced her to wait for some pretty

unequivocal demonstrations on the part of the gentleman before she

yielded to it; but she LIKED him vastly, and nothing would have been

easier than to have blown this smouldering preference into a flame. She

was too young, and, to say the truth, too natural and uncalculating, to

be always remembering that Betts owned a good old-fashioned landed

estate that was said to produce twenty, and which did actually produce

eleven thousand a year, nett; and that his house in the country was

generally said to be one of the very best in the state. For all this

she cared absolutely nothing, or nothing worth mentioning. There were

enough young men of as good estates, and there were a vast many of no

estates at all, ready and willing to take their chances in the "cutting

up" of "old Monson," but there were few who were as agreeable, as well

mannered, as handsome, or who had seen as much of the world, as Betts

Shoreham. Of course, she had never fancied the young man in love with

herself, but, previously to the impression she had quite recently

imbibed of his attachment to her mother's governess, she had been

accustomed to think such a thing MIGHT come to pass, and that she

should not be sorry if it did.

I very well understand this is not the fashionable, or possibly the

polite way of describing those incipient sentiments which form the germ

of love in the virgin affections of young ladies, and that a skillful

and refined poet would use very different language on the occasion; but

I began this history to represent things as they are, and such is the

manner in which "Love's Young Dream" appears to a pocket-handkerchief.

{"Love's Young Dream" = popular poem by Thomas Moore (1780-1852)}

Among other things that were unpleasant, Miss Monson was compelled to

overhear sundry remarks of Betts's devotion to the governess, as she

stood in the dance, some of which reached me, also.

"Who is the lady to whom Mr. Shoreham is so devoue this evening?" asked

Miss N. of Miss T. "'Tis quite a new face, and, if one might be so

presuming, quite a new manner."

{devoue = devoted, attentive}

"That is Mademoiselle Henny, the governess of Mrs. Monson's children,

my dear. They say she is all accomplishments, and quite a miracle of

propriety. It is also rumored that she is, some way, a very

distinguished person, reduced by those horrid revolutions of which they

have so many in Europe."

"Noble, I dare say!"

"Oh! that at least. Some persons affirm that she is semi-ROYAL. The

country is full of broken-down royalty and nobility. Do you think she

has an aristocratic air?"

"Not in the least--her ears are too small."

"Why, my dear, that is the very symbol of nobility! When my Aunt

Harding was in Naples, she knew the Duke of Montecarbana, intimately;

and she says he had the smallest ears she ever beheld on a human being.

The Montecarbanas are a family as old as the ruins of Paestum, they

say."

{Paestum = ancient Roman city outside Naples}

"Well, to my notion, nobility and teaching little girls French and

Italian, and their gammes, have very little in common. I had thought

Mr. Shoreham an admirer of Miss Monson's."

{gammes = musical scales}

Now, unfortunately, my mistress overheard this remark. Her feelings

were just in that agitated state to take the alarm, and she determined

to flirt with a young man of the name of Thurston, with a view to

awaken Betts's jealousy, if he had any, and to give vent to her own

spleen. This Tom Thurston was one of those tall, good-looking young

fellows who come from, nobody knows where, get into society, nobody

knows how, and live on, nobody knows what. It was pretty generally

understood that he was on the look-out for a rich wife, and

encouragement from Julia Monson was not likely to be disregarded by

such a person. To own the truth, my mistress carried matters much too

far--so far, indeed, as to attract attention from every body but those

most concerned; viz. her own mother and Betts Shoreham. Although

elderly ladies play cards very little, just now, in American society,

or, indeed, in any other, they have their inducements for rendering the

well-known office of matron at a ball, a mere sinecure. Mrs. Monson,

too, was an indulgent mother, and seldom saw any thing very wrong in

her own children. Julia, in the main, had sufficient retenue, and a

suspicion of her want of discretion on this point, was one of the last

things that would cross the fond parent's mind at Mrs. Leamington's

ball. Others, however, were less confiding.

{retenue = discretion}

"Your daughter is in HIGH SPIRITS to-night," observed a single lady of

a certain age, who was sitting near Mrs. Monson; "I do not remember to

have ever seen her so GAY."

"Yes, dear girl, she IS happy,"--poor Julia was any thing but THAT,

just then--"but youth is the time for happiness, if it is ever to come

in this life."

"Is Miss Monson addicted to such VERY high spirits?" continued one, who

was resolute to torment, and vexed that the mother could not be

sufficiently alarmed to look around.

"Always--when in agreeable company. I think it a great happiness,

ma'am, to possess good spirits."

"No doubt--yet one needn't be always fifteen, as Lady Wortley Montague

said," muttered the other, giving up the point, and changing her seat,

in order that she might speak her mind more freely into the ear of a

congenial spirit.

{Lady Wortley Montague = Lady Mary Wortley Montague (1689-1762),

English essayist and letter-writer}

Half an hour later we were all in the carriages, again, on our way

home; all, but Betts Shoreham, I should say, for having seen the ladies

cloaked, he had taken his leave at Mrs. Leamington's door, as uncertain

as ever whether or not to impute envy to a being who, in all other

respects, seemed to him to be faultless. He had to retire to an uneasy

pillow, undetermined whether to pursue his original intention of making

the poor friendless French girl independent, by an offer of his hand,

or whether to decide that her amiable and gentle qualities were all

seeming, and that she was not what she appeared to be. Betts Shoreham

owed his distrust to national prejudice, and well was he paid for

entertaining so vile a companion. Had Mademoiselle Hennequin been an

American girl, he would not have thought a second time of the emotion

she had betrayed in regarding my beauties; but he had been taught to

believe all French women managing and hypocritical; a notion that the

experience of a young man in Paris would not be very likely to destroy.

{managing = manipulative}

"Well," cried John Monson, as the carriage drew from Mrs. Leamington's

door, "this is the last ball I shall go to in New York;" which

declaration he repeated twenty times that season, and as often broke.

"What is the matter now, Jack?" demanded the father. "I found it very

pleasant--six or seven of us old fellows made a very agreeable evening

of it."

"Yes, I dare say, sir; but you were not compelled to dance in a room

eighteen by twenty-four, with a hundred people treading on your toes,

or brushing their heads in your face."

"Jack can find no room for dancing since the great ball of the Salle de

l'Opera, at Paris," observed the mother smiling. "I hope YOU enjoyed

yourself better, Julia?"

{Salle de l'Opera = Paris Opera House--the building referred to by

Cooper served as Opera House from 1821-1873 and was replaced by the

present building in 1874}

My mistress started; then she answered with a sort of hysterical glee--

"Oh! I have found the evening delightful, ma'am. I could have remained

two hours longer."

"And you, Mademoiselle Hennequin; I hope you, too, were agreeably

entertained?"

The governess answered meekly, and with a slight tremor in her voice.

"Certainly, madame," she said, "I have enjoyed myself; though dancing

always seems an amusement I have no right to share in."

There was some little embarrassment, and I could perceive an impulse in

Julia to press nearer to her rival, as if impelled by a generous wish

to manifest her sympathy. But Tom's protest soon silenced every thing

else, and we alighted, and soon went to rest.

The next morning Julia sent for me down to be exhibited to one or two

friends, my fame having spread in consequence of my late appearance. I

was praised, kissed, called a pretty dear, and extolled like a spoiled

child, though Miss W. did not fail to carry the intelligence, far and

near, that Miss Monson's much-talked-of pocket-handkerchief was nothing

after all but the THING Miss Halfacre had brought out the night of the

day her father had stopped payment. Some even began to nick-name me the

insolvent pocket-handkerchief.

I thought Julia sad, after her friends had all left her. I lay

neglected on a sofa, and the pretty girl's brow became thoughtful. Of a

sudden she was aroused from a brown study--reflective mood, perhaps,

would be a more select phrase--by the unexpected appearance of young

Thurston. There was a sort of "Ah! have I caught you alone!" expression

about this adventurer's eye, even while he was making his bow, that

struck me. I looked for great events, nor was I altogether

disappointed. In one minute he was seated at Julia's side, on the same

sofa, and within two feet of her; in two more he had brought in play

his usual tricks of flattery. My mistress listened languidly, and yet

not altogether without interest. She was piqued at Betts Shoreham's

indifference, had known her present admirer several months, if dancing

in the same set can be called KNOWING, and had never been made love to

before, at least in a manner so direct and unequivocal. The young man

had tact enough to discover that he had an advantage, and fearful that

some one might come in and interrupt the tete a tete, he magnanimously

resolved to throw all on a single cast, and come to the point at once.

"I think, Miss Monson," he continued, after a very beautiful specimen

of rigmarole in the way of love-making, a rigmarole that might have

very fairly figured in an editor's law and logic, after he had been

beaten in a libel suit, "I think, Miss Monson, you cannot have

overlooked the VERY particular attentions I have endeavored to pay you,

ever since I have been so fortunate as to have made your acquaintance?"

"I!--Upon my word, Mr. Thurston, I am not at all conscious of having

been the object of any such attentions!"

"No?--That is ever the way with the innocent and single-minded! This is

what we sincere and diffident men have to contend with in affairs of

the heart. Our bosoms may be torn with ten thousand distracting cares,

and yet the modesty of a truly virtuous female heart shall be so

absorbed in its own placid serenity as to be indifferent to the pangs

it is unconsciously inflicting!"

"Mr. Thurston, your language is strong--and--a little--a little

unintelligible."

"I dare say--ma'am--I never expect to be intelligible again. When the

'heart is oppressed with unutterable anguish, condemned to conceal that

passion which is at once the torment and delight of life'--when 'his

lip, the ruby harbinger of joy, lies pale and cold, the miserable

appendage of a mang--' that is, Miss Monson, I mean to say, when all

our faculties are engrossed by one dear object we are often incoherent

and mysterious, as a matter of course."

Tom Thurston came very near wrecking himself on the quicksands of the

romantic school. He had begun to quote from a speech delivered by

Gouverneur Morris, on the right of deposit at New Orleans, and which he

had spoken at college, and was near getting into a part of the subject

that might not have been so apposite, but retreated in time. By way of

climax, the lover laid his hand on me, and raised me to his eyes in an

abstracted manner, as if unconscious of what he was doing, and wanted

to brush away a tear.

{Gouverneur Morris = American Federalist leader and diplomat

(1752-1816)--a 1795 American treaty with Spain granted the United

States the right of navigation on the Mississippi River and to deposit

goods at New Orleans without paying customs duties}

"What a confounded rich old fellow the father must be," thought Tom,

"to give her such pocket-handkerchiefs!"

I felt like a wren that escapes from the hawk when the rogue laid me

down.

Alas! Poor Julia was the dupe of all this acting. Totally unpracticed

herself, abandoned by the usages of the society in which she had been

educated very much to the artifices of any fortune-hunter, and vexed

with Betts Shoreham, she was in the worst possible frame of mind to

resist such eloquence and love. She had seen Tom at all the balls in

the best houses, found no fault with his exterior and manners, both of

which were fashionable and showy, and now discovered that he had a most

sympathetic heart, over which, unknown to herself, she had obtained a

very unlimited control.

"You do not answer me, Miss Monson," continued Tom peeping out at one

side of me, for I was still at his eyes--"you do not answer me, cruel,

inexorable girl!"

"What WOULD you have me say, Mr. Thurston?"

"Say YES, dearest, loveliest, most perfect being of the whole human

family."

"YES, then; if that will relieve your mind, it is a relief very easily

bestowed."

Now, Tom Thurston was as skilled in a fortune-hunter's wiles as

Napoleon was in military strategy. He saw he had obtained an immense

advantage for the future, and he forbore to press the matter any

further at the moment. The "yes" had been uttered more in pleasantry

than with any other feeling, but, by holding it in reserve, presuming

on it gradually, and using it in a crisis, it might be worth--"let me

see," calculated Tom, as he went whistling down Broadway, "that 'yes'

may be made to yield at least a cool $100,000. There are John, this

girl, and two little ones. Old Monson is worth every dollar of

$700,000--none of your skyrockets, but a known, old fortune, in

substantial houses and lands--let us suppose the old woman outlive him,

and that she gets her full thirds; THAT will leave $466,660. Perhaps

John may get a couple of hundred thousand, and even THEN each of the

girls will have $88,888. If one of the little things should happen to

die, and there's lots of scarlet fever about, why that would fetch it

up at once to a round hundred thousand. I don't think the old woman

would be likely to marry again at her time of life. One mustn't

calculate too confidently on THAT, however, as I would have her myself

for half of SUCH thirds."

{full thirds = Old Monson's widow would under American common law

receive a life interest in one-third of his real property, called a

dower right, which would revert to his children if she died without

remarrying.}

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