New Nonsense

In a certain city of America is a large building given up

entirely to the whims of pretty ladies. Its floors are not floors

but "Promenades", and have walls of glass, behind which, as you

stroll, you see bonnets from Paris and opera cloaks from London,

furs from Alaska and blankets from Arizona, diamonds from South

Africa and beads from the Philippines, grapes from Spain and

cherries from Japan, fortune-tellers from Arabia and

dancing-masters from Petrograd and "naturopaths" from Vienna.

There are seventy-three shops, by actual count, containing

everything that could be imagined or desired by a pretty lady,

whether for her body, or for that vague stream of emotion she

calls her "soul". One of the seventy-three shops is a

"Metaphysical Library", having broad windows, and walls in pastel

tints, and pretty vases with pink flowers, and pretty gray wicker

chairs in which the reader will please to be seated, while we

probe the mysteries of an activity widely spread throughout

America, called "New Thought."

We begin with a shelf of magazines having mystical titles: Azoth;

Master Mind; Aletheian; Words of Power; Qabalah; Comforter;

Adept; Nautilus; True Word; Astrological Bulletin; Unity; Uplift;

Now. And then come shelves of pretty pamphlets, alluring to the

eye and the purse; also shelves of imposing-looking volumes

containing the lore and magic of a score of races and two score

of centuries--together with the very newest manifestations of

Yankee hustle and graft.

As in the case of Christian Science, these New Thoughters have a

fundamental truth, which I would by no means wish to depreciate.

It is a fact that the mysterious Source of our being is infinite,

and that we are only at the beginning of our thinking about it.

It is a fact that by appeal to it we can perform seeming miracles

of mental and moral regeneration; we can stimulate the flow of

nervous energy and of the blood, thus furthering the processes of

bodily healing. But the fact that God is Infinite and Omnipotent

does not bar the fact that He has certain ways of working, which

He does not vary; and that it is our business to explore and

understand these ways, instead of setting our fancies to work

imagining other ways more agreeable to our sentimentality.

Thus, for example, if we want bread, it is God's decree that we

shall plant wheat and harvest it, and grind and bake and

distribute it. Under conditions prevailing at the moment, it

appears to be His decree that we shall store the wheat in

elevators, and ship it in freight cars, and buy it through a

grain exchange, with capital borrowed from a national bank; in

other words, that our daily bread shall be the plaything of

exploiters and speculators, until such a time as we have the

intelligence to form an effective political party and establish

Industrial Democracy. But when you come to study the ways of God

in the literature of the New Thought, do you find anything about

the Millers' Trust and the Bakers' Trust and how to expropriate

these agencies of starvation? You do not!

What you find is Bootstrap-lifting; you find gentlemen and lady

practitioners shutting their eyes and lifting their hands and

pronouncing Incantations in awe-inspiring voices--or in Capital

Letters and LARGE TYPE: "God is infinite, God is All-Loving, GOD

WILL PROVIDE. Bread is coming to you! Bread is coming to you!!

BREAD IS COMING TO YOU!!!"

You think this is exaggeration? If so, it is because you have

never entered the building of the pretty ladies, and sat in the

gray wicker chairs of the metaphysical library. One of the

highest high-priestesses of the cults of New Nonsense is a lady

named Elizabeth Towne, editor of "The Nautilus"; and Priestess

Elizabeth tells you:

I believe the idea that money wants you will help you to the

right mental condition. Be a pot of honey and let it come.

I look over this Priestess' magazine, and find it full of

testimonials and advertisements for the conjuring of prosperity.

"Are you in the success sphere?" asks one exhorter; the next

tells you "How to enter the silence. How to manifest what you

desire. The secret of advancement." Another tells: "How a Failure

at Sixty Won Sudden Success; From Poverty to $40,000 a year--a

Lesson for Old and Young Alike." The lesson, it appears, is to

pay $3.00 for a book called "Power of Will." And here is another

book:

Master Key: Which can unlock the Secret Chamber of Success, can

throw wide the doors which seem to bar men from the Treasure

House of Nature, and bids those enter and partake who are Wise

enough to Understand and broad enough to Weigh the Evidence, firm

enough to Follow their Own Judgment and Strong enough to Make the

Sacrifice Exacted.

"Dollars Want Me"

I turn to the shelves of pamphlets. Here is a pretty one called

"All Sufficiency in All Things," published by the "Unity School

of Christianity", in Kansas City; it explains that God is God,

not merely of the Soul, but also of the Kansas City stockyards.

This divine Substance is ever abiding within us, and stands ready

to manifest itself in whatever form you and I need or wish, just

as it did in Elisha's time. It is the same yesterday, today and

forever. Abundant Supply by the manifestation of the Father

within us, from within outward, is as much a legitimate outcome

of the Christ life or spiritual understanding as is bodily

healing..... "Know that I am God--all of God, Good, all of Good.

I am Life. I am Health. I am Supply. I am the Substance."

And here is W. W. Atkinson of Chicago, author of a work called

"Mind Power". Would you like to be an Impressive Personality? Mr.

Atkinson will tell you exactly how to do it; he will give you the

secret of the Magnetic Handclasp, of the Intense,

Straight-in-the-eye Look; he will tell you what to say, he will

write out for you Incantations which you may pronounce to

yourself, to convince yourself that you have Power, that the

INDWELLING PRESENCE with all its MIGHT is yours. Mr. Atkinson

rebukes mildly the tendency of some of his fellow

Bootstrap-lifters to employ these arts for money-making; but you

notice that his magazine, "Advanced Thought", does not decline

the advertisements of such too-practical practitioners.

Next comes a gentleman with the musical name of Wallace Wattles,

who tells in one pamphlet "How to Be a Genius", and in another

pamphlet "How to Get What you Want". The thing for you to do is--

Saturate your mentality through and through with the knowledge

that YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO..... Look upon the

peanut-stand merely as the beginning of the department store, and

make it grow; you can.

And Mr. Wattles wattles on, in an ecstasy of acquisitiveness:

Hold this consciousness and say with deep, earnest feeling: I CAN

succeed! All that is possible to any one is possible to me. I AM

success. I do succeed, for I am full of the Power of Success.

Imagine, if you please, a poor devil chained in the treadmill of

the capitalist system--a "soda-jerker", a "counter-jumper", a

book-keeper for the Steel Trust. His chances of rising in life

are one in ten thousand; but he comes to the Metaphysical

Library, and pays the price of his dinner for a pamphlet by Henry

Harrison Brown, who was first a Unitarian clergyman, and then an

extra-high Bootstrap-lifter in San Francisco, an Honorary

Vice-President of the International New Nonsense Alliance. Mr.

Brown will tell our soda-jerker or counter-jumper exactly how to

elevate himself by mental machinery. All calculations of

probabilities are delusions of the senses; if you have faith, you

can move, not merely mountains, but Riker-Hegeman's, Macy's, or

the Steel Trust. "How to Promote Yourself " is the title of one

of Mr. Brown's pamphlets, in which he explains that--

Your wants are impressed on the Divine Mind only by your faith. A

doubt cuts the connection.

A second pamphlet, which we are told is now in its thirtieth

edition, bears the thrilling title of "Dollars Want Me!" In it

Mr. Brown lays claim to being a pioneer:

I believe that this little monograph is the first utterance of

the thought that each individual has the ability so to radiate

his mental forces that he can cause the Dollars to feel him, love

him, seek him, and thus draw at will all things needed for his

unfoldment from the universal supply.

"What are Dollars?" asks our author; and answers:

Dollars are manifestations of the One Infinite Substance as you

are, but, unlike you, they are not Self-Conscious. They have no

power till you give them power. Make them feel this through your

thought-vibrations as you feel the importance of your work. They

will then come to you to be used.

"What is Poverty?" Mr. Brown asks, and answers himself:

Poverty is a mental condition. It can be cured only by the

Affirmation of Power to cure: I am a part of the One, and, in the

One, I possess all! Affirm this and patiently wait for the

manifestation. You have sown the thought seed.

And our author goes on to hand out packages of these

thought-seeds--"Affirmations" as they are called, in the jargon

of the New Conjuring:

I desire a deep consciousness of financial freedom. I desire

that the flow of prosperity become equalized. I desire a greater

consciousness of my power to attract the dollar. The Indwelling

Power cares for my purse. I own whatever I desire. I can afford

to use dollars for my happiness. I always have a good bank

account. I actually see it. My one idea of the law is to use,

use, USE.

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