Spook Hunting

Do not imagine that it is only in Geneva that Christian

professors realize this peril from the loss of faith. It is never

far from the thoughts of any of them--for, of course, no man can

look at the present system and not wonder how the poor stand it,

and more especially why they stand it. There have been many

thinking men who have given up the miracle-business quite

cheerfully, but have stood appalled at the idea of letting the

lower classes find out the truth. You note that idea continually

in the writings of Professor Goldwin Smith, who was a

free-thinker, but also a bourgeois publicist, with a deep sense

of responsibility to the money-masters of the world. He was about

as honest a man as the capitalist system can produce; he was the

beau ideal of the New York "Evening Post", which indicates his

point of view. He wrote:

It can hardly be doubted that hope of compensation in a future

state, for a short measure of happiness here, has materially

helped to reconcile the less favored members of the community to

the inequalities of the existing order of things.

When I was a student in Columbia University, I took a course

called "Practical Ethics", under a professor by the name of

Hyslop. The course differed from most of the forty that I tried,

in that it gave evidence that the professor was accustomed to

read the morning paper. He had learned that American politics

were rotten; his idea of "Practical Ethics" was to outline in

elaborate detail a complete scheme of constitutional changes

which would make it impossible for the "boss" to control the

government. I think I must have been born with a charm against

bourgeois thought, for the good professor never fooled me an

instant; I remember I used to smile at the idea of how quickly

the "boss" would brush through his constitutional cobwebs. The

reforms required an elaborate campaign of publicity--and of

course long before they could be put into practice, the

politicians would be ready with devices to make them of no

effect.

Soon after this, my ethical professor resigned and went to

hunting spooks. I don't want to be unfair to him; I know that he

is a determined and courageous man, and it seems possible that he

may really have bagged some spooks. All I wish to point out here

is the method he uses in seeking to persuade the heedless rich to

support the spook-hunting industry. The very same argument as we

got from the University of Geneva and the University of Toronto!

Says our head spook-hunter:

There has been no belief that exercised so much power upon the

poor as that in a future life. The politicians, men of the world,

have known this so well as to postpone the day of political

judgment by it for many years.

And again:

The Church, having lost all its battles with science, and having

abandoned a strenuous intellectual defense of its fundamental

beliefs, has lost its power over the poor and the laboring

classes..... The spiritual ideal of life has gone out of the

masses as well as the classes, and nothing is left but a venture

on a struggle with wealth.

And again, more menacingly yet:

The rich will learn in the dangers of a social revolution that

the poor will not sacrifice both wealth and immortality.

What is to be done about this? The question answers itself: Step

up, ladies and gentlemen, and empty your purses into the

Psychical Research hat! So that we may accumulate statistics as

to the cost of milk and honey in Jerusalem the Golden!

You read what I had to say about Bootstrap-lifters, and the

Wholesale Pickpockets' Association making use of their

incantations. You admired my ability to sling language, but not

my taste; and you certainly did not think that I would back my

rhetoric with facts. But what do these quotations mean, unless

they mean what I have said? Are not these three professors men of

culture? Are they not as "spiritual" as any men of learning you

can find in our present-day society?

And now stop for a moment and put yourself in the position of the

young student of the working-class, who goes to these books and

discovers that truth is not truth, but only a bait for a snare.

Who discovers that professors of ethics, practical or

impractical, are not interested in justice among men, but only in

collecting funds for their specialty; that in order to get funds,

they are willing to teach the rich how to paralyze the minds of

the poor! Do you wonder that such young students conclude that

bourgeois thinkers do not know what honesty is, but are

prostitutes, retainers and lackeys, to be kicked out of the

temple of truth?

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